If Mike and Jay disagreed on whether or not a movie was good,

>>80661569

Myself

>>80661569
Are these the same people who said they didn't like Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine? (One of the best adventure games ever).

If so, fuck them

Jay because Mike is fat

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Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

>>80661569
whoever seems to be the funniest that day

>watching an hour review of a two hour movie
>it's also reddit as fuck

Why?

>>80661569
>80661569
Mike liked Jurassic World and Jay didn't. That's all I need to know

Are Mike and Jay dead? They recorded a new re:View weeks ago and never posted it.

>>80661851
reddit have infiltrated /tv/ /pol/ /v/ among others. they're cancer that needs to be destroyed

>>80661851
>>80663153
fuck off newfags they're /ourguys/

>>80661652
>Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning.
Why do people always conflate "become a better person" with "become a gym rat."

haha gay and bike