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How will they manage to outdo this episode?

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How will they manage to outdo this episode?
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>fat people
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>>80642762
Wtf is this? Why don't they scrape that shit off?
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How does this guy take a shit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8
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>>80642905
you're looking at it
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jesus christ I almost puked
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>>80642762
I love how the female carers are fat too, you'd think they'd learn a lesson or two from looking after him but I guess not.
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>>80642762
>outdo this episode?

They will have an episode about your life instead.
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>>80642762
This is worse than that kid getting his head sawed off.
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>>80642979
RNs, Hospice, and similar workers have really bad mental problems due directly to the bullshit they see during their jobs. As a result they take drugs, drink too much, and/or eat too much.

The ones who are not affected by the job are actually psychopaths.
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OW MY LEGS
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>>80642762
is that his flesh tearing off? jesus fucking christ
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where can i watch
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>>80643059
I'd hate to do that job, so I don't. Why can't they just do the same?
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>>80642762
MODS REEEEE
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>>80643059
Or... they are Americans.
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>>80643059
Worst I've seen a woman who's ribcage was visible due to a severe mastoma she refused to seek help for until she was almost dead. Was clearly a druggie.

Didn't bother me at all.
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STEVEN

ASSANTE
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>>80643162
>Didn't bother me at all.

And, you post on 4chan.
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Any medfags in here ?
Why are his legs turning into popcorn ?
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>>80642762
>"what do you want to eat"
>"chinese sounds good, eggrolls and fried rice"
>"sorry but rice is on the list of things you can't eat"
>"but it's fried"
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>>80643059
>drink too much

lol my aunt
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>>80642762
>I want fried rice
>you cant have rice its on the list of things you cant eat
>but its fried!

I dont know if they can but this fucker is going to be on an episode soon
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was there an ending to that episodes? it seem to kind of go into some skin loss surgery thing and i fell asleep
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>>80642942
thanks
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>>80643198
It's like, cellulitis and bedsores combined with the fact that his body can't form blisters properly due to the fact he's constantly gaining weight at such an alarming rate.
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>all my life
>able to eat whatever I want and never gain a pound
>hit 28
>start putting on pounds like crazy and sprouting moobs

It's not fair, lads.
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>>80643248
0/10 manly feet
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>>80643199
>>80643234

>Doctors office with Now
>I NEED SUMMIN TO EAT 1200 IS TOO LITTLE
>You don't need to eat something, you've eaten 800lbs of food already.
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>>80643248
Why do females peak at such young age, it's not fair
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>>80643126
Altruism itself is a mental disease.
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>>80643013
what episode was that?
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>>80642762
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>>80643197
You know, it is odd how desensitized I feel about everything in part due to finding this place so early in my life.
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>>80643347
What are you implying
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>>80643198
When you get that fat ischemia becomes a serious problem.

Basically, not enough oxygen can get to tissues and they die due to localized hypoxia. He is literally so fat that loads of tissue dies and then flakes off when circulation is restarted and new cells replace the old ones that died simply because there was too much mass to get from his blood to his legs.

Add in any small amount of sweat due to the massive amount of body heat given off and you have a great big petri dish of all kinds of fungi and bacteria that simply set up shop in between the sweat and dying flesh.
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>>80643372
Finding out how fucking terrible humanity really is will do that to a person.
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>>80643318
Because human beings used to die really young until like the last 200-300 years
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>>80643410
Altruism means you gain nothing from giving something. That is insane. You should always get something in return. If you don't, you are wasting your time and resources on someone else's genetics.
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What branch of medicine do I need to study to specialize in these fuckers ?
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>congestive heart failure while filming episode
>hey lets gain another 100 pounds

I'm constantly amazed that the human body can even get to that size and remain alive (for a while)
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>>80642898
I think part of the problem is that if you peel it off he'll start bleeding
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>>80643487
>That is insane.
>babby's first philosophical dilemma
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>>80643458
nobody has lived over 200 years ever
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>>80643552
>Gives them one last chance
>Loses 3 fucking lbs in 3 months when he was supposed to lose 150
>Wife/Enabler tries spewing WE DID ERYTING RIGHT DOE
>Now all but tells her to fuck off with the excuses and kicks them out.
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>>80643372
>is sociopathic
>blame a Taiwanese brioche smoker message board
suuuuure
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>>80643552
>>80642762

how can these people even get fatter when they can barely move and not leave the house?
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>>80643595
I see why that would be a reason against doing it
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>>80643619
>reading comprehension
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>>80643649
enablers
feeders
disgusting people that should die
after killing their pet whale
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>>80643649
They have people who feed them all day long and can't really leave because that would literally kill the fat fucks.
Would it be homicide/manslaughter if you just stopped feeding the fatties ?
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>>80643351
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>>80643614
Giving away resources and your time for things that will never give you any sort of payback and you never expect one is completely retarded. It has nothing to do with philosophy and everything to do with common sense.
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>>80643458
>Because human beings used to die really young until like the last 200-300 years

That's a fucking meme and it's not true

The reason why average life expectancy was so low in the middle ages is that the infant mortality rate was astronomically high in those days.

Once you survived childhood you could easily live until your 60's
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>>80643635
reddit tourist
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>>80643458
I wonder who all those really old dudes are in all the old paintings then.
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>>80643635
>confusing psychopathic with sociopathic

Retard.
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>>80643722
The average person can go for an entire month without food.

Granted, that can't be directly extrapolated with these fat fucks, but if they were to have the proper vitamins, they could definitely live without food for several months.
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>>80643248
>was there an ending to that episodes?

it ended with him sitting up by being pulled up by 5 people

dude was kicked out of the program by dr. now
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how much does these fatties cost the taxpayer
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there was some dude who was 450 lb or so

then he just stopped eating. Had doctors monitor him and all.

With vitamin/mineral supplements and water, he lost weight. And was perfectly fine the whole way through


why not just have a resort area where they just leave these people and block out the enablers?
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>>80643291
You enjoyed 28 years man, thats a good run, lose the new weight before 30 though or it'll be harder to lose.
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>>80642762

>OW MAH LEGS!
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>>80643291
that's just like me, although i'm 26. happens to everyone i guess. i've started to actually work out for the first time in my life.
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>>80644146

Bingo. You get them away from their family members that will cave and feed his fat fucking self. These ppl LITERALLY cannot get that god damn large without ppl enabling them to sit on the bed all day, not move, and shovel food in their disgusting faces.
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>>80644146
>why not just have a resort area where they just leave these people and block out the enablers?
They do it's called a hospital.
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>>80644194
31 here and never been in better shape.
Sort yourself out.
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The daughter was only 14 and had already had her life ruined by her scumbag parents, fuck em.

Though I realize the whole reason they were on the show is because they were so obnoxious and horrible.
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>>80643552
>that scale gotta be wrong
>Dr now tells them to fuck off & that he's done & if they want to ever be considered again the dude needs to be under 600pound
>at home the dude says did you notice he didnt give us a return appointment date
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>>80643102
I wonder if there are any women who have a fetish for this kind of thing.
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>>80643808
The world may never know
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>HOW U GON GIVE ME ONE LITTE EGG ROLL
>There's two there
>OH
>MAN DIS IS GUD I BETTER SAEV ROOM FOR DESSERT
>Fried Rice, 2 egg rolls and a slice of NY Cheesecake
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>>80644359
Were you fat until you hit 30 or have you been healthy/fit for awhile? Most people who are fat in their early 30s have trouble losing it/sticking to new diets.
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>>80644487
>BUT ITS FRIED
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if these people didn't have enablers they physically couldn't keep up the same intake of food and would have to lose weight. the real criminals here
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well that's real fuckin neato
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>>80644487
The fucking slice of cheesecake looked like a solid 1/3 of a whole cheesecake too.
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once you're bedbound i figure it snowballs from that point.
If you're doing absolutely nothing but sitting around gaining weight is easy.
Like, how do you start exercising when you've never done it your entire life and one fucking leg weighs the same as an engine block?

they should just set fire to the house like gilbert grape and let his grease flames rise
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One thing I don't understand is, this pig has an Xbox One and a PS4. Why doesn't he just eat his diet meals and play vidya nonstop? Or browse the internet and watch something. He literally can sit on his ass, eat his diet meals, and lose weight like crazy.
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>>80643059
My dad was a doctor, my grandfather was a doctor, my best friend's dad is a doctor. Pretty much all doctor's live really unhealthy lifestyles outside of work. For my grandpa it was alcohol and women, for my dad it was food, for my friend's dad it's alcohol. As far as I can tell, it's because they see death all the time and they see that it's totally random. There's very little logic and reason behind who lives and dies, it's totally random and we have less control over it than we like to believe. When you work in that kind of environment every single day, you tend to engage in your favorite vices during your off time because you know you could die at any moment regardless, may as well have fun while you're here. That's just been my observation anyway.
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AHHHHHHHHH
Fuck that's horrible to watch. People feeding them are the real criminals though.
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>>80644538
One day one of these super fat fucks will ignite himself on cam and it will be a hypnotic watch
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>>80643552
He's so goddamn fat the picture is taking longer than normal to load.
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>>80642762
How is he still alive?
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>>80644538
It's diet, not exercise.
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>>80644619
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>>80642762
CRAWWWWLING INNN MY SKIIIIN
THESE WOOUUUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAALLLLL because I have diabetes
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>>80644619
>Open picture
>Hear a crash
>For a picosecond wonder if his fatass actually made my desk quake
>Realize my cat jumped on the desk and knocked a hot sauce bottle over
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>tfw fat/weight gain/feeder fetish
>tfw disgusted with myself every time I see so morbidly debilitated by their own sloth and gluttony

I have a fat gf currently (not sure of her weight but she's definetly high 200s range at the least), we've been dating for like 2 months and I couldn't think of making her any fatter without feeling guilty. There's a serious disconnect between the fetish when its on a screen and someone you genuinely care about. How people who claim to care about people like this allow this kind of thing to happen is shocking to me, even with my degenerate fetish
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>>80644565
>pig
You answered your own question, anon. These aren't "people," they're fucking pigs. They don't have the self control to stop stuffing themselves and just eat healthy food, let alone to exercise.
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What pisses me off is how a lot of the time, these fat fucks don't have any stretch marks. I try bulking a few lbs with gym and I get loads.
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>>80643458
Why does my reddit alarm go off whenever someone uses the term 'human being' instead of 'person'?
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>there are more than a few of these 600 pound whales that still somehow managed to convince a woman to stay with them
>mfw moderately normal but a landwhale pulls more pussy than you
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>tfw you eat similarly to certain people in this show but are 6'1" 150 lbs
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>>80642762
5 seconds in and I almost threw up.
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>>80644361
Her life was ruined the second she was born into that household
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>>80642942

How is this possible? The man looks 30-35.
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>>80644704
These super obese fucks tend to get bad stretch marks once they start losing the weight. Watch the skin surgery show & youll see it.
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>>80644720
It's actually their gravitational pull that keeps the women there, not the woman's choice.
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>>80643722
It really should not be seen as murder.
You should really be free to move to another city even if your friend is fat as fuck.
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>>80644497
I've always been in ok shape, but I lost 30lbs of bodyfat last year. It was easy.
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>>80642762
Is that Boogie?
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>>80643102
why dont you just feed him a normal amount of food every day?
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>>80643291
>wtf! I got to enjoy the best years of my life to the fullest without worry to my weight and now when I should be settling down with a wife and having a family I am starting to put on some pounds! LIFE IS UNFAIR!

Fuck off.
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in a fascist society this wouldn't be acceptable
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>>80644977
that's like using a shotgun to cure a headache though
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>>80643291
>>80644845
i'm 26 and just started watching what i eat, hoping that the solution for my fatigue is to be sexy (losing weight)
I'm doing the keto diet which isn't hard at all (no grains, no sugar) and i've lost 10 pounds in 1 month Started at 220, people are noticing

keto is some fucking wizard diet and not a meme
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>>80642762
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE A GF OR WIFE AND I STILL DON'T REEEEEE
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>>80644977

FUCK OFF SHITLORD THIS IS REAL BEAUTY
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>>80643487
>You should never help anyone unless it benefits you

So you are 100% okay with someone leaving you for dead on the side of the street if you are having a heart attack, because it wouldn't benefit them to call 911 or try to help you somehow? Be honest. If it was possible to save your life but they refused to because they received 0 benefit would you be okay with dying needlessly, so you could say you stuck true to your autistic view of the world?
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>>80643102
>>80642762
Damn
2 minutes in and this is already kino
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>>80643291
time to start hitting the gym, lucky faggot.
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>>80645059

that guy was sleeping with a married woman

had two kids with her

then she divorced her husband to marry him

dude literally cucked another man then gained a shitload once he got hitched to her
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>>80644114
Probably less than the average person desu, because they die so young. Old people are a bigger burden on our healthcare system than the morbidly obese. Living until you're 90 is fucking expensive in terms of healthcare costs, dying at 45 because you're morbidly obese is pretty cheap comparatively.
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>>80644879
no shit, who keeps bringing him his too-much food. Especially after this shit is visible.
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>>80645073
i think it would benefit them, socially, being the guy who called 911 and saved a dying man on the street
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>>80645062
shouldn't she be committed rather than photographed?
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>>80645073
>because they received 0 benefit

this is where it falls apart

helping someone who is having a heart attack will confer social benefits, and potential benefits from the person you are saving
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>>80645062
She unironically has a fuckworthy body but those cuts are disgusting, unless causing said cuts is your thing

Also filename made me giggle
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>>80642831
>fat """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>80642979

I guess since they spend most of their time caring for those fat fucks they are too tired to cook their own meals so they just have portions of the trash that the fatty is eating and reason it out with "well at least I'm not as bad as him/her"
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>>80643291
>be 22
>get a weekly side-job at this pizza joint delivering their ingredients
>gal pays me 15 bucks a trip and Sprecker root beer
>gives me a case of it
>start drinking it every day
>go for physical before new years
>"Anon you've gained forty pounds"
>what the fuck how did that happen
>"Anon do you drink a lot of soda?"
>didn't even realize I'd been drinking it that much
>quit sodas cold turkey
>have lost nearly 40lbs since new years
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>>80643916
Semi related
https://www.google.com/amp/www.menshealth.com/health/craziest-diet-ever%3Famp

Basically a guy that weighed 450 pounds didn't eat food for almost 390 days, dropping to 180 pounds, and survived off of multivitamins and minerals
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Imagine a piece breaks off and falls into your mouth
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>>80642942
You the real MVP of this thread so far for providing the vid anon.
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>>80645128
here ya go, you can have as much salad with tuna and low fat cheese squares as you want, and regular ranch. I'll even get green, red leaf lettuce and boston butter lettuce instead of just iceberg if you want.

And as much low-carb progresso soup as you want.
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>>80645255
no
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>>80642762
what a disgusting piece of fat shit. just put him and everyone else out of the miseray and shoot him in the head.
I would just leave him alone for two weeks with a single spoon.
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>>80645130
>>80645178
Okay and being a nurse or PSW isn't benefiting you by being a well-paying job? I don't understand how you can consider it just "altruism".

I mean nobody really does anything for no reason. Even donating anonymously to a cause is to advance your personal agenda. Helping others makes you feel good.

Honestly anon, you just sound autistic, if I may reuse the word.
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>>80643619
How high are you right now?
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>>80645059

cool people find cool people

broken people find broken people

nobodies never find anyone because they're nobody
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>>80645255
now YOU are imagining it manually.
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>>80644720
>Miss Frizzle literally let a student kill himself on a field trip

Shits fucked up yo
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>>80645391
stop
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>>80645107
KEK
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>>80645391
Wow, pretty deep famalam
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What duty does the daughter have to stick around?

Has her dad ever been anything but a burden?
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>>80645417
That episode always disturbed me as a kid.
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>>80643670
I don't.
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>>80645494
how the fuck did this thing procreate?
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>>80645059
Because if they didn't they'd never get fat enough. It would be physically impossible without someone feeding them.
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>>80645239
That man's lifespan was probably cut in half and he will be plagued with health issues now. Not eating properly for over a year? Not pooping for two months? Yes woopie, you went from megafat to still overweight and now you are going to die at 50 because your body is completely fucked.
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>>80642905
Mega fats can't control their bodily functions and don't have the mobility to make it to the crapper in time, and those who are actually able to make it to a toilet very likely can't aim a turd out of their immense ass mass.
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>>80645494
>pulled out of school at 14 by your scumbag parents so you can change your useless prick dad's catheter bag
>rapidly approaching obese levels yourself due to never knowing anything different

Sad.
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>>80645139
quit shaming her, fascist
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>>80644619
kek
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>>80645656

How's that legal? Parents get fined if their kid misses one day of school here.
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>>80645062
Cutting shit aside I would definitely tap that
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>>80643858
literally the same thing
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>>80645600
Incidentally he lived to be 51, but he fixed his shit up at least and avoided being on one of these TV shows.
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Hard to tell because of the video quality but they've blurred out her gunt.

Gotta love how his wife thought that the day the film crew was coming round was underwear optional day.

Just imagine being the editor for this scene.

>IMAGINE
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>the wall between them representing their physical and psychological separating
>Lisa in a cluttered room representing her cluttered mind
>James in the dark, Lisa in the light

Kino
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>>80645898

Forgot the pic like a retard.
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>>80642942
BLOCKED in the USA. Fuck this country.
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>>80642762
Did anyone else notice the unused barbell in the bottom right corner?
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americans should be deleted from this world. disgusting people holy shit
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>>80643419
that's horrifying
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>>80642942
>1 and a half hours

Just give me the basic gestalt of this episode.
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>>80642942
>"No you don't have to eat something, you have 800 pounds of food on you"

HAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAH
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>>80646042
These are Trump supporters man.
And I'm not memeing, they're all from flyover states.
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>>80645991
>unused

he has attachments for it that turn it into a giant spoon that he uses to cradle pudding and french fries into his mouth.
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>>80645107
>dude literally cucked another man then gained a shitload once he got hitched to her

A cuck he may be, but he still got the last laugh.
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>>80646109
I've never heard a Trump supporter cry about fat acceptance.
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>>80643619
Noah did, retard
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>>80645062
Honestly she's not a bad looking gal. I can get down with a girl this weight.

Shame she's a mental case who wants to cut herself.
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>>80645898
>>80645941
Holy shit.
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>>80643314
Dr Now is so incredibly based. Literally zero sympathy for these fat asses.
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>>80645794
It's called freedom, europoor
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>>80643102
1 shot to the head and problemo solved
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Looks like I'm skipping dinner tonight
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day of the Diet when?
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>>80646109
>poor people are by far the fattest
>hillary had more poor voters than trump

what did libtards mean by this?
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>literally sat on my ass and ate tons of horrible shit food my whole life, never gained an ounce
>the minute I hit 30 I started blowing up like a fucking blimp
>now I'm 32 and even with a balanced diet it's hard as fuck to get back in shape despite my greatest efforts

Beware kids: just because you can sit on your ass and eat whatever you want without consequences...don't get used to it.
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>>80646309
literaly me right now, i just had a big bowl of fruits and will skip dinner
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>>80643234
That guy needs to be abandoned somewhere. He's a fucking shitbag.
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>>80642942
>he gained 150 lbs
Woah... this is the power of ... of fat people
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>>80643248
He gained 150 pounds somehow during the episode and the doctor told him to go fuck himself and the episode ended.
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>>80646194
Charismatic politicians can let you project your wishes onto them. Something Hillary also sorely lacked.
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>>80643318
Humans would only live to their 30s.
We're not supposed to get old and wrinkely.
Humans would lose their teeth before that could happen and they didn't have mashed potatoes back then. So they'd starve to death cuz they couldn't eat
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>>80643234
No lie, that guy is a /pol/ user.
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>>80646345
are you slow ? trump literaly won because the lowest of the low voted for him
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>>80646359
Shitty genetics
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>>80646309
literally eating steak fries with cheese while watching this episode

feels gud men eating whatever and staying 155 lbs
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>>80646403
>mental gymnastics

whatever
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>>80646437
woah, that's a lot of losers for one country.
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>>80646196
adam lived even long>>80643619
er than noah
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>>80644146
That guy literally died
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>>80646345
>>hillary had more poor voters than trump

In what universe?

Poor people living in shitty depressed broke ass communities are literally who voted Trump into office.
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>>80645929
How long could he survive if they all just left?

Would the thing in the class cage eat him?
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>>80646345
Mississippi is the fattest state in the union, it's also the poorest and has the lowest literacy level of any state. It's also a solid red state.
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>>80645238
How do you not notice gaining 40 pounds you fat fuck.
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>>80646359
i started a new antidepressant and put on 25 pounds in the course of a few months after being a skinny motherfucker for my entire life. change happens, and fate is cruel.
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>>80646559
racial demographics
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>>80644720
To be fair a
Most of them only got super fat after they got together
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>>80642762
>when you shit yourself so much that your asscheeks look like beehives
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>>80646485
That's the thing though. Both my parents are skinny fucks. So are my dad's parents. Mom's mom is a fat fuck though.

Curse you and your prairie nigger genes grandma.
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>>80646506
exactly, the number of poor and uneducated people in the us is literally thirld world tier. and the disparity between the wealthy and the poor is beyond retarded
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>>80646533
The democrats are the party of welfare.

What universe do you live in, bruh?
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>>80645062
Is this too fat? Asking for a friend
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>Jon Brower Minnoch peak weight was 635 kg (1,400 lb; 100 st 0 lb) and his weight loss of approximately 419 kg (923 lb; 65 st 13 lb) is the largest ever documented.
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>Carol Yager
>Peak weight of 727 kg (1,603 lb; 114 st 6 lb). Documented weight loss of 236 kg (520 lb; 37 st 2 lb ) in three months by natural means: a 5,000 kJ (1,200 kcal) per day diet. Weight at death was 544 kg (1,200 lb; 85 st 9 lb).
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>>80643722
>Would it be homicide/manslaughter if you just stopped feeding the fatties ?

Yes, and people would say you were fat shaming.
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>>80646359
You can still get clogged arteries and shit when skinny my dude, I'm 21 and I've started to do some serious exercise quite regularly because I'm skinny but I've also been pretty lazy when it comes to exerccise
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>>80645011
Keto works for weightloss but I wouldn't keep it up (ie hardcore) for too long. It hasn't really been a thing long enough for us to have a good idea of what it does to the body in the long term. Glucose is the main fuel for your cells and by extension your brain. The keto diet means you don't get enough glucose, which makes the liver start producing ketone bodies from fatty acids (which you've probably got a lot of if you need to lose weight). A clumpsy analogy would be running your italian moped on cooking oil rather than proper petrol; it might work fine for a while but that shit will fuck up your machinery after a while.

TLDR keto works for weight loss but don't overdo it and keep the other aspects of your health in mind
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>>80646609
Stop the anti depressant
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>>80644879
nigga you don't even need to bring him food. His body is holding like 500 pounds of food in reserve. Just bring him some fucking water and multivitamins.
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>>80646706
It's probably the limit for me. Anything much more than that is purely judged on a hygiene and face basis.
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>>80646437
>>80646533
>>80646559

OY VEY
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>>80646840

this is why you should never try to lose weight. that shit will kill you.
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>>80642762
I can't watch this shit. I've quit smoking weed and eating shitty all the time and I'm still pushing 300 at 6'4" because of how much sugary shit I drink.
Scary that all it would take is one really bad day and i would be getting high and eating whole pizzas again
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>>80646988
she died long after losing it
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>>80646973
nice fake news
>>
>it's another "decent fatass thread dragged down by bloggers" thread
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>>80646840
>>Peak weight of 727 kg
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>>80643619
People lived alot longer before the deluge.
Also that's not what he said
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>>80647000

lose weight
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>>80642762
>at my poorest a good day's meal would be two boiled eggs and that'd be it for the whole day
>this guy eats six fried eggs, six pieces of sausage, four of some kinda biscuits and all of it with gravy just for fucking breakfast
>his wife literally says "that's what it takes to make him full, so..."

how is she not jailed for fucking murder? worse even, this is murder+psychological abuse+torture level
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>>80646840
>lose 500 pounds
>still weigh over 1000
jesus fuck
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>>80642942
Jesus........when they were trying to carry him out the house.

Watch out for the man's legs.
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>>80646973
>1% difference at $100k-$199k
>1% difference at $200k-$249k
>2% difference at $250k+

Wow you sure showed us. /s
The margin of error is probably larger than the difference in votes at those income levels.
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>>80646492
>thinking you'll avoid heart disease by being skinny
lmao, your arteries and heart can still get fucked by fat, it just doesn't show for obvious reasons
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Am I fat kino /tv/?
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>>80643291
same here, will be 35 in May and I just started gaining fat and losing muscle. I need to start running daily, but I'm so busy all the time.
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>>80647588
Real talk, I thought you were a girl based on the thumbnail. You got bad gyno bro.
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>>80642762
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>>80642942
The kind thing to do would be to put him down, at this point.
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>>80646840
>Yager
>727 kg
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>>80643209
lol your aunt
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>>80643619
Uh hello, Dracula?
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>>80647588
I would suckle at your teats gyno-bro.
No homo.
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>>80646840
>5'7"
>1600lb

Thicc
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>>80647588
Nah, aside from the gyno, that belly can be fixed in a 2-3 months.
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>>80643318
Fertility is extremely finite, so their looks go right when their babymaker does.
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>>80647384
>poor people margin is 10% for hillary

yeah it was definitely uneducated poor fat people who put trump in office
>>
I know it's not the healthiest option but how hard would it be to just not feed him for like 2 months.
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i fucking love watching this shit, and doc. now is based as fuck. Every time i watch and get pissed off at these people hes like the shining light reminding me it aint all fucked, just mostly
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>>80643635
>Browsing for less than 12 hours a day and keeping your mind healthy
Get out
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>>80647384
>ignored the 12% and 9% at under 30 and over 30 to 49 which the argument originally was about

What did he mean by this?
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>>80647886
I went from 175 to 163 in 2 months. My target weight is 150-155. Is there really no hope for my manboobs?
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>>80647588
you look really soft
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>>80642942
>3 minutes
>Thought he said he needs to go the the bathroom
>Actually says he went to the bathroom and needs to be cleaned up
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>>80642762
>americans
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>>80648179
yeah there's no hope, you should really call TLC at this point
>>
Are there any episodes where the person successfully loses a tremendous amount of weight?
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>>80647588
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>>80648179
Sadly no, I don't know anyone who got rid of gyno without surgery. Just don't get anymore fat and them boobies won't grow bigger.
>>
>started working at a bakery two months ago
>they let me take home the sweets we can't sell anymore
>gained six pounds since

send help
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>>80648374

Amber Rachdi
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>>80648401
Even if I start lifting a lot to turn it into muscle?
>>
Notice that he never once says "please" or "thank you" to his wife or daughter in the whole episode.
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>>80642942
I feel like shooting him in the head would be the nicest possible thing to do
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>>80648218
how would he even go to the bathroom? if he sat down on the toilet it would break and slice his ass up, killing him in seconds. his arms are too weak to even hold himself up, so he wouldn't be able to get up if he crapped in the tub, and if he fell into the tub he would probably die quickly or get stuck forever.

even if he shits completely freely, his butthole is so sandwiched in between his two cakes of 100% lard that he would need cleaning anyway. there is NO way for him to take a dump normally.
>>
I unironically watched the whole thing. It was actually really well filmed.
It's mesmerising, kind of like those freak shows a hundred years ago? It's sad and horrible but you're intrigued and can't look away.
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>>80646915
exactly

the dude has prepared for a decade long winter all he needs to do is eat some berries every day
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>>80647588
Not yet

Upload a video of you eating food while saying you want to stop but you can't
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>>80646196
Everyone before Noah lived long lives.

Methusulah or however you spell it lived over 600 years IIRC
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>>80646407
In ancient Rome you could only become a Senator after you were 50.
Most cultures had a way to support old people because we're not niggers, and this dates back to the first Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
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>>80648445
No, you'll form the muscle underneath that flabby boobie. It will always stick out like that.
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>>80646437
But the blacks vote Democrat
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>>80648584
freak shows in the old days were people who were born with an extra arm or girls with beards etc.

this is people knowingly torturing the people they "love". this is worse.
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>>80646196
>>80646507
You guys know that your magical fantasy book characters didn't actually exist, right?
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>>80645062
I'm gonna be totally honest I'd pork that piggie right by the hairs of her chinny chin chin. The mental health issues make her waifu material
>>
http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu

this could be a kino
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>>80642942
His poor daughter. What shame she must feel.
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>>80647959
>man gets out of the ambulance and is carried by a dozen people
>"oh my god im dying here, dont let go"
>"keep pushing we almost have him out"
>dr now walks in
>"hello, how you all doing"
Every time.
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>>80643619
A METHUSELAH ROOKIE CARD
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>>80642762
>see this webm on /v/
>gets deleted in 5 minutes

>see it again on /tv/
>it stays up for 2 hours
Ahahahahaha
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>>80649023
*tips fedora*
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>>80647664
I want one of those so my man tits can pour out of Pepe's sad eyes
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>>80642942
Boogie episode when
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>>80642942
>some poor bastard got cucked while still married by this man
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>>80648374
A bunch. Chuck from season 2 lost over half is weight.
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>>80649185
Freaking kek, just what went wrong, any more info on this girl's story?
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>>80644851
This is the only reason I came to the thread
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>>80649255
I was cracking up when he was just talking with his dad and his dad started retching into a bucket out of nowhere
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>>80649185
She probably doesn't even care or is in complete denial about the whole thing. Really makes you think.
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>>80643621
He actually gained 3 pounds, not lost
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>>80642762
>>80642942
been watching for 20min and his girlfriend really pisses me off with her "its breaking my heart i dont know how long i can do this" while simultanesouly bringing him mcdonalds or whatever

cry more
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>>80649185
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>>80649556
Fat people still need nutrients.
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>>80645212
>""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""
>uneven amount of quotation marks on each side
Apply yourself.
>>
I like to be a little pudge but I HONEST to GOD can't understand how can someone get to this inhumane stage, I feel pity for them.
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>>80649556
it gets worse
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>>80648851
I think you don't know how old the human species is
>>
I love how he still has a belly button
>>
>>80649556
I have empathy and feel sorry for her.

Yes, she is making very poor decisions by enabling him.
With that said, its very very hard when you take the emotional brunt from someone you are essentially a caretaker for. Someone you love and now have to be there for.

Its hard to understand until you are in the position.
>>
>this is /tv/'s favorite show because of how relatable it is
>>
>other people die all the time to random shitty genes, and this fat fuck is still alive at nearly 1000lbs
>>
>>80642942
>the episode is a nutshell

"OW MAA LEGS"
>>
>>80642942

>a human can get to this point and still be alive

How am I not a fucking God comparatively?
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>>80649256
LEARNING?
>>
How much of a fuckup do you have to be for your wife to leave you so she can fuck the 800lb blob next door with crusty legs that need washing every 12 hours?
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>>80650213
He could have been an athlete or mountain climber or something else with his great genes.
Instead he decided to eat himself into 800 pounds
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>>80650213
Is being that large really preferable to being dead, though?
>>
>>80643487

if they're related to you though, you are helping your genetics because siblings carry part of your code. Not that that fat guy will ever reproduce though
>>
>>80642942
If a wizard told me he'll give me 1 million dollars for reaching 600lb and then magically turn me back to normal, I still wouldn't be able to do it just out of difficulty. How the fuck is this possible. I feel I'd take more willpower to achieve this than maintaining a healthy body
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>>80649185

>this gave me a boner

I feel betrayed
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>>80648688
I-is t-this fatkino now?
>>
>>80643269
>This isn't even my final weight
>>
>>80650923

Trim your pubes fag.
>>
>>80650923

DELETE
>>
>>80650923
5'10 200 pounds
>>
>>80649556
she's putting up with it so she can cash in when he fats out
>>
>>80646437
>>80646533
>minorities are grossly over represented in overweight/obesity
>most minorities vote democrat
Do the math
>>
>>80651058
How, though? They're borderline destitute.
>>
>>80651058
>>80651091
She is a girlfriend
Unless explicitly in a will, she would have no stake in any of his assets. His daughter would get it all
>>
>>80649556
>>80651091
I haven't seen the episode you're talking about yet, but in some of these cases it's a psychological thing so they can keep their partner in a state where he/she constantly has to rely on them.
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>>80649185
>tfw weight gain fetish

I-I'm saving this for future use
>>
>>80650923
mmmboy are you fat.
>>
>gets last chance oppotunity
>"I'm really stoked"
>months later
>"Life is meant to be enjoyed., I'm gon' eat whateva I want"
Literally cartman and his mother
>>
>>80650923
gain weight, I love some smooth supple boy titties
>>
>>80650923
We have eerily similar bathroom layouts.
>>
>>80645293
>>80646915
>>80648668
The human body is resilient and adaptable. A 600-lb person would be able to survive indefinitely on zero food as long as they supplement vitamins and minerals, and as long as sufficient fat reserves remained (conservatively, BMI > 20). There is an elevated risk of death in doing so, but being extremely overweight also confers an elevated risk of death, so pick your poison. During the fast, performing resistance exercise and light cardio will help preserve skeletal and cardiac muscle. The use of anabolic steroids during this period would have the same effect. Breaking the fast should be done under medical supervision as too rapid refeeding can cause electrolyte abnormalities that lead to cardiac arrhythmia and sudden death.

As an aside, a protein sparing modified fast (just water, vitamins, minerals, and 50-80 grams of protein a day) would be safer, preserve more lean tissue, and be just as effective in facilitating rapid weight loss in the morbidly obese.

Extreme obesity requires extreme measures to correct. Most people lack the motivation to go the diet route and just opt for surgery.
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>>80642762
He looks like I feel.
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>>80649185

>be obese
>wear skin tight clothes
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>>80648447

I did. What an entitled cunt.
>>
>>80642762
I have a weird obsession with this show and I dont know why
I just wish I had friends who also enjoyed it
>>
>>80650649
It's not that hard. You just need to get 6000 calories a day, which is totally doable if you plan 2000 calories a meal and go for high calorie dense foods.

Similarly, it's pretty easy to lose weight if you figure out you can get by on 100 calories for breakfast, 500 for lunch, and then ~1400 for dinner.
>>
>>80643291
No you faggot. You just lost activities which kept your calories in check. When you "hit 28" chances are you stopped those activities which required you to take in less calories to maintain but you still ate the same.
This is a reason why grils get fat after high school. There is no "freshman 10" just less activities
>>
>>80650923
I bet you aren't even obese

I'm barely overweight and I look like that
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>>80651626
>look like that
>barely overweight
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>>80651731
Well my pooch is far less pronounced and I don't have breasts but you get the picture

I have little muscle and I used to be obese so I must look worse than I am
>>
>>80651360
>Most people lack the motivation to go the diet route and just opt for surgery.

You can't just get surgery. Usually the fucks are too fat to be able to cut them open, and given these assholes can't even bathe properly, they're a huge risk of infection.

Weirdly, talking to them about what they eat just doesn't get through, like if they actually looked at their eating habits they would have to acknowledge what fat fucks they are and that those same habits are how they got where they are.
>>
>>80651626
Thats what I looked like when I was 230 pounds or so
You are just on the cusp of being obese
You physically feel fat, you have a somewhat visible gut that juts out and ruins all your shirts

You dont consider yourself all that fat and feel like you could easily stay that way for the rest of your life.

Only once you lose that 80 pounds or so do you realize how big you actually are on your frame
At least that was my experience
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>>80642942
wtf. i watched that whole episode. I wasted 1hr 30mins and he fucking GAINS Weight?
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>>80651961
i skimmed through it solely for the doctor's reactions to this bullshit
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>>80649185
Does anyone know if she's since got even fatter?

Y'know just curious haha
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>>80642942
>I absolutely need help or i'm gonna die
>proceeds to eat a piece chocolate cake
>>
>>80651918
Actually yeah I probably am on the cusp of being obese (178 lbs, 5'10") considering how I'm not very muscular and I do feel fat.

I got down to 150 once and that was fun
>>
>>80652172
he's a giant man baby
>>
i ate a donut yesterday
it was delicious
>>
>>80649185
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw even when she's reached morbid obesity she has an active social life with tons of friends and judging by those pictures gets dicked regularly

Life is unfair.
>>
>>80643619
Father Abraham had many sons, and many sons had Father Abraham. And I am one of them, and so are you. And they all lived to be several hundred years old.
>>
>>80652488
clearly she has other qualities that make her likable. don't you?
>>
>>80642942
20 minutes in
>mother leaves him as a baby
>only sees her 3 times and she's always drunk
>kind hearted Paw marries a woman called fucking Lolita and creates a family of 8 he can't support
>reconnects with drunk mother but she immediately dies
>while at the funeral their house burns down
>starts seeing an abused married mother of 4 children
>cucks and gets cucked simultaneously as she won't leave him but claims to have two kids to him by the by
>gets to 500lb
>falls over
>stays in bed for 2 years
>daughter drops out of junior high to look after him
>screams for burgers but just can't figure out how to change his life
This fat cunt is country music incarnate, he should cut an album and fund the ambyoolamps that way
>>
>I would so anything to get up on my feet again
>Eats a bowl of gravy
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>>80642942
>MUH LEGS!
surprised he didn't eat the fucking things
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