APOLOGIZE

>>80638428
Nope, they fucked up everything by not following the books, keep your shit fan-fic.

WE

Fuck Steven King

>>80638428
>Sony pictures
>not viggo
>made up story that doesn't follow the books
>Roland probably won't be responsible for jakes death
>Stephen King story put on the screen

So many things wrong

>>80638428
Why is it in new york? I thought Dark Tower was a western/fantasy hybrid.

>>80638485
WUZ

>buy rights of a book
>just to change everything from the story but use the name for better selling

It's World War Z all over again

>>80638568
They changed it to be set in America.

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so this
this is the power of idris elba

>>80638568
read the books?

>>80638619
Wrong.

>>80638631
oh shit I can see the tower now, didn't notice it in the original

>>80638641
I haven't read them but i'll get round to reading them soon-ish.

>>80638753
Wizard and glass is the best one. It's all downhill from there with one of the most lackluster conclusions of all time. Even by King atandards

>>80638568
Roland draws the characters from nyc during different time periods. For some reason this movie starts in nyc

>>80638812
Yeah he rushed them out after his brush with death because he didn't want to die leaving it unfinished

>Jake, who is still reeling over the death of his hero dad, a first responder on 9/11 who succumbed to toxic exposure, has a series of terrifying and apocalyptic visions that have made him doubt his own sanity. But when Jake narrowly avoids being abducted by terrifying creatures in human form, he escapes into another world. In this strange new reality, Jake teams with weary and disillusioned hero, Roland Deschain, a knight-like warrior bent solely on avenging himself against his age-old nemesis.
What are they doing?

>>80638812
I have a friend who has seemed to enjoy them throughout although i'm aware of the negative reaction to everything after the 4th book. I have a relatively high tolerance for shit so I should be able to make it through the latter ones.

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>>80638926
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

>>80638937
Here is a quick rundown
>we wuz knights en sheeet
>gunslinger must find muh man in black becuase he cucked my dad
>dude portals lmao
>Becomes friends with Barron Trump, a junkie, and a BLM supporter
>Blaine is a big train
>muh orbs
It all goes downhill from there

>>80639181
Sounds great will read

>>80638937
Song of Susanna was wntirely forgetful, to the point that I literally do not remember a single thing that happened except for the fact the Ka tet ends up at a restaurant surrounded by can toi. And the wolves of calla was stretched out for so fuckjng long. Also Literal Star Wars light saber wielding dr doom robots with Harry Potter golden snitches doesn't make very immersive fantasy

>>80638575
ZUW

>>80638641
Not him. I read like half of the first book on an airplane before getting bored. It all took place in Fantasy land with some kid mentioning a city that might've been New York?

>>80638926
What the FUCK is this shit?

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>>80638926
So it's literal fanfiction? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Jesus Fucking Christ

anywhere I can buy the poster yet?
the movie may be a gigantic piece of shit but I love the books and frankly, that is a brilliant poster.

>>80639682
>owning movie posters

How's Freshman year of college?

>>80639622
>Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

They're killing the series before it can be put in the hands of a good director.

>>80639682
What's so great about it? Go find a normal picture of a city and turn it upside down and you have the same thing.

>>80638926
>Stephen King hates the more famous adaptations of his books for not being accurate
>Endorses this just because fans complained about Idris Elba

>>80639843
The space between is a tower

>>80641593
But it's not dark...

>>80638575

STEPHEN KANGZ

>>80641649
Well neither was roland so its like pottery

Drider

Did a chik? Did a chum?

>>80638428
Fuck this entire movie and everyone involved in the creative process