Did he do it?

He enabled his wife's substance abuse and almost certainly partook in it himself at times. So, yeah?

Not actively

He pulled a Andy Dick on her.

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>>80630483
He's a fat piece of shit libcuck with no life who needs to be less stupid and pathetic

>>80630483
He didn't give her the cancer. But he caused her to give up living.

People that survive cancer usually have something to live for. Willpower and the body is a great drug. But his wife looked around and just gave up

>>80630483
If you were married to this guy, you would kys too.

>>80630483
I don't get how he has a job. LIterally just shows up on comedy central roasts and tweets. Do people find him funny? I never have.

Fat hypocritical fuck whose daughter no longer has a mom because he allowed her to take drug cocktails

>>80630797
I used to find him funny. But he's gone off the deep end since Trump won.

>>80630483

Making a Murderer

That is the face of a murderer if I have ever seen one.

>>80630483
He and Weird Al need to face justice.

>>80630797
Because he rageposted about Trump for 6 months so now he's getting calls from Schlomo Productions

>>80630912
No. It was earlier than that. In his special after Obongo won, he's gushing over it, like the troll-faggot that he is

>>80630483
whinies are only fun to be around to a certain extent

imagine coming back from work every day and that's the face on the sofa, writing shitposts about drumpf and chewbacca.

at certain point she must have wondered "if i dm kevin smith maybe he'd agree to meet. maybe getting p0wn'd is not as bad as it sounds."

What, go on a diet? NOT LIKELY

literally /tv/'s guy

/tv/ loved this guy when he snitched on blade

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Every time I see this fucker's face I think of those stupid screaming baby plants from Harry Potter

>>80630786
> his wife looked around and just gave up

Is that before of after she overdosed on fentanyl?

Yeah, I did.
I killed that fucking whore!

>>80630745
This. Maybe Andy can come out of retirement and pull an Andy Dick on Patton

>>80630785
>with no wife
FTFY

>>80631463
>Weird Al
What did he do?

I fuck around with all the drugs found in his wife's system. How am I still alive?

the alt-right's obsession with this dude just because he poked fun at them during the election is really fucking sad and just proves how thin their skin really is

>>80631788
he used to be one of my favorite comedians to be honest. now his standup is pretty terrible

>>80631998
/new/ had a theory that he was a parricide

>>80630483
This guy's so nonchalant about the people in his life that I guarantee his daughter end-up sucking dick for crack or doing porn or something

>>80632029
Hi Patton

>>80632177
She's his wife now.

>wake up from your benzo and painkiller stupor one morning
>look across the room and see a disgusting 5'4" 230lb troll ''practicing his routine" by making dart noises into the mirror
>he looks at you and goes "Oh morning my beautiful Princess Leia, would you mind if I make us breakfast (which means he drives to Burger King for Croissanwiches if it isn't past 11am)"

She had a moment of pride and cognizance by killing herself desu

>>80632249
10/10 post

>>80630483
>Did he do it?

Did he shovel pills down her gullet? No.

Did he stand by, writing checks, and do nothing while his wife continually took too bigger doses than she should have, mixed too many different drugs together, and essentially committed slow motion suicide? Fuck yes.

She had a supply of a drug vets give horses and cows for worms, for shit's sake, and he was letting her take it.

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>>80632249

>>80632096
He was in a different state at the time.

>>80630483
>that face

Damn. This is one cold sociopath.

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>>80632249
brooootal

>>80632753
He toggled the flue before he left

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still makes me kek ultra hard on the inside

I literally cannot stand this fuck face

trump is great and all but does anyone else feel like maybe we're being a little too harsh on this man?

>>80630483
Yea

>>80633007
Yeah I remember when Hillary Clinton died from pneumonia

Wait, you mean she's still alive? fake news

>>80633007

Smoked

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>>80632249

>>80633007
even though this is "edgy" as fuck

i still LoL'd

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>>80630483
>Patton Lashes out at me on Twitter
>Still have a living wife

Based James

>>80630483
Yes its my opinion that he knew she was sick but did nothing to help her.

>>80630483
Yes

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>>80633635