ROBOT WARS IN 45 MINUTES

>>80628958
rude

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Robots Competing: Chimera 2, Concussion, Expulsion, Foxic, Heavy Metal, M.R. Speed Squared, Tauron, THOR

the return of /OURGUY/!!!!!!!!!

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alri

>>80629096
>THOR
Aww yisss

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>>80629096

>foxic

this faggot is also back

>>80629279
Lester, la!

>>80629279
It's prettier, I wonder if it works this time?

>>80629461

I hope he drives it straight into the pit

>>80628862
>>/r9k/

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>>80629568

>>80629279
>>80629461
>>80629497
Out in the first round. Thor, Concussion, Mr Speed Squared and Heavy Metal make it past the elimination. Concussion is the perfect 9 of this episode.

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Sleep well sweet prince

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>actually going to watch it live instead of having to iPlayer it whilst trying to scroll through the thread at the pace of the show and getting spoilers

>>80629759
Barred from entry - hilarious robot that fucking ignores flipper spam and baits spinners with invincibility. Allowed back - Nuts, breakaway team by a non-engineer team Nuts member, flat rectangular boxes

>>80629759
garbage robot

>>80630009
They weren't barred from entry, they were reserves because technically the same team entered with Gabriel.

>>80630103
So that group of kids took away their Dad's spot? Between that, and his daughter openly calling him a wimp, I wouldn't be surprised if he were a genuine cuck.

>tfw these threads will never be able to made on /sp/ again

Remember you autistic fucks, no new thread until atleast page 9

Considering how little notice teams got for last series, leading to a lot of reliability problems not helped by the head-to-head format, you'd think they'd have maybe waited a little bit for the 2017 shows.

>>80630374

make me faggot

>>80630365
>tfw no more RW, Eurovision or SdR threads on /sp/

sausage rolls coming out of the microwave in 2

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Why the fuck did the BBC get rid of Craig Charles?

>>80630384
You figure while they were filming a bunch of dudes whose robots were sucking said - hey, now we know how cold the hangar is and what the driving surface is like, we could come back quick

>>80630479
too much coke and too many whores
never showed up to filming robot wars

>>80630479
Unreliable drug addict.

>>80630479
He still works on 6Music. I guess they can't have a guy who did blow hosting a show a lot of children will be watching. Like Richard Bacon

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>>80630446
>SdR
Damn, son. RIP in peace /sp/.

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>>80630563

I don't care if Charles is snorting lines of coke off Carbide live. I WANT THE MAN BACK

Stream anywhere?

>>80630639
RIPIP SdR too

>>80630690
No, you'll have wet blanket O'Briain and be happy with it.

>nu top gear

LOL

in the fucking trash

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Here we go

>>80630709
Never forget (btw, good to see someone still around from those days).

Our guy Thor!

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>>80630696

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I bet angela has nice feet

Just gonna WAIT for a minute

>even higher axe to bodyweight ratio on Thor

Absolute madman

>>80630810
Fucking Peter Pfanne.

SdR declined a bit towards the end. You could tell the Christmas comeback episode was scripted as fuck, as was the episode where he lost to a woman.

So Thor will beat everyone and the judges will give the victory to Cherub?

>vidya tester

/r9k/ confirmed

>Tauron is packing a 20 Kay Gee weapon

Fire that women.

THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Angela wear leather trousers like Philippa used to damn it

>got wrecked for having exposed wheels
>exposed wheels on new robot

Thor is /ourguy/ right?

>that haircut

>>80630884
Without /sp/ I had little motivation to watch SdR so I missed the last ones.
>as was the episode where he lost to a woman.
lamo I saw that one, I think. He had to try so hard to lose.

Are lad Jase is going to ream them

>>80630978

you're correct

>>80630970
It's a shame - she is way hotter than Philippa.

>>80630696
https://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-two

>>80630978
ye

>>80630979
Yeah, Raab losing a driving round was where it started to get fishy for me. And that trivia round, where he was basically handing her the win, but she still couldn't get any right.

T H O R
H
O
R

chimera 2 looks like a real piece of shit, old robot wars-tier

Who /northants/ here?

>the state of mohawk guy

tauron ded aready

;_;

/OURGUY/

/ourguy/ is the last one standing!!!!!

Well that was fucking wank

thor is looking insane this year

Is thor our guy?

I want angela to sit on my face

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>Tauron

>>80631029
>Raab losing a driving round was where it started to get fishy for me.
>Raab losing a driving round
>Raab losing a driving round to a woman
Yeah, surely there should have been some way to make it less obvious.

Ourguy gave me a scare, but he's back on form

wew thought Thor had broken down early in that battle.

New Thor is not looking good, I see Concussion going through.

Thor was dominant, concussion was pretty good too.

what kinda haircut you want senpai

>>80631163

>only one who didn't have a single friend/family member to come with him

CONFIRMED OUR GUY!

>>80631169
Christ, not fucking Foxic again

posh school

Are spinners and flippers the only weapons robots have?

>kids get hundreds of quid to build an experimental robot
billionaires OUT

>another team of children
They will win every judges decision, calling it now

>>80631185
Burn the heretic

Bollocks did those kids machine that extending circular blade

Expulsion will get obliterated, guaranteed.

>>80631187
Thor is like Razer used to be, fails to damage actually good robots, just fucking fast and solid

>student team
>all white kids and a qt azn
I like them

>Heavy Metal
What a fucking downgrade of 13 Black

>>80631256
Thor is neither. And there's pincer robots too.

man voice

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>foxic

Oh god not this faggot again

>>80631256
Axes and crushers also exist, and some just use pushing power (like Storm II and Tornado from the old series) but flippers and spinners tend to be most effective

>foxic
why is this egotistical twat back? he literally edits the robot wars wiki to make himself sound better

At least this Foxic is aesthetically pleasing

>that foxic anime pose

backup /ourguy/

/sp/ here for maximum Robot Wars - Top Gear comfyness

>Aguero

>>80628862
Dude with an evil voice saying
ROTATING ARM!

he fucked that doggo didn't he?

>>80631346
Overheads are the 3rd main bit of the triangle, but they're often fragile on the inside as the weapon is more complex, so they're not seen often as hard to do right

F O X I C M A S T E R R A C E

>dat chink expulsion qt

MUH HEART

I HATE FOXIC FAGGOTS

>>80631359

he is Thor's nemesis

>Mr speed squared

Is that just a pizza

Actual state of foxic

rich posh twats ded already

>IMAGINE BEING THEIR TEACHER

FOXIT BTFO

FOXIC FUCKEDIT

>The state of these Robots

What a fucking shambles

>>80631470
>IMAGINE BEING THEIR TEACHER
Top myself

Foxic BTFO

CRIPPLE FIGHT

>all robots dead

kek

This is farcical

All just killed themselves

>Foxic
>posh kids

>the state of this match
no wonder the yanks think battlebots is superior

wew lads

>>80630834
nice la

Battle of the spastics

Holy shit the state of these robots

why does he wear the mask?

fuck all of those

Did anyone here figure out what Heavy Metal's weapon was? I fucking couldn't.

Where can I watch this?

wouldn't have happened if there were black and moslem students on the team #smdh

Why the fuck is a helicopter in this competition?

>>80631580
At least you can self right

>le masketta man gimmick

Think that faggot posts on here?

>>80631539
Its like watching Englel at International tournaments

>>80631539
>inevitable Britain Vs America episode
>Battlebots machines win so overwhelmingly OfCom fines the BBC for showing rape on TV

>>80631593
On tele you paki cunt

>>80631591
It's swappable. Apparently they swapped in 'fuck all' for this fight.

inb4 Thor reked by Concussion

tuned in 15 mins late

Thor's back. Well happy

Thor and Concussion look like the only robots that actually work, and even they're sketchy

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Now introducing. ..

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

>>80631611
I heard that guy actually has autism, so it's safe to assume he is in the thread.

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>>80631593
BBC2 mate.

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>>80631622
>2017 anno domini
>paying for telly

>>80631617

Fuck off cunt, Jellyfish give you a good pinching.

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thank god foxxic has fucked off already

>>80631672
Just go on iPlayer, and say you have a licence

>ynw the glory days of Robot Wars, Simpsons and WCW on 5

>>80631617
Eh, isn't the yank champion just a Carbide clone?

>>80631670

Search in thread.

is thor v2.0, dare I say it, still /ourguy/?

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Reminder that George is eternally /ourguy/

>the guy who's good with computers

>>80631723
no idea 2bh, most robots on Battlebots would dominate on Robot Wars

Why doesn't he use a Hattori Hanzō katana?

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>>80630479
>>80630563
>>80630690

Start a petition to get our Craigy back, it's just not the same without him.

I don't understand what the irish guy is on about half the time!

>>80631723

>inb4 tumblrgirlwithretardedrobot.webm

What type of robot would you build if you had to enter?

DEAD METAL

>>80631792
tornado type

RIP Thor

>>80631708
>>80631708
hmm surely robot wars, the fresh prince and malcolm in the middle on bbc2 was the peak?

>>80631723
Tombstone is the Yank champion, Cobalt was the Carbide clone from the same team
Tombstone is like Carbide but more of a glass cannon

>that haircut

JUST
U
S
T

ARE JASE IS GONE

>Concussed

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>>80631617

>inevitable Britain Vs America episode
>literally two advert breaks and a pile of ESPN-style wank before you even get a tease of a right

nuRW hasn't been vintage but the presentation of BattleBots is unwatchable. Used to hate it being on when Robot Wars or Techno Games were off season.

WHO MADE THIS BROKEN FUCKING ARENA?

RIP THOR

WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

>>80631776
>you will never get on it with craig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSPW6EU0zQ

>THOR
>Bottling it this hard

WTF

Fucking why Thor?

Was that the letting it slip of RW?

JASON BTFO

>>80631865
This

This is where being a sportsman gets you, lads

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>THOR

concussed!

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>THOR

Thor really is the biggest jobber in nu robot wars

Thor didn't /WAITFORAGOODHIT/

>not going for the pit a 3rd time

>tfw Worcester fag

LET'S GO MR SPEED

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Has there ever been a bigger cunt in Robot Wars than Tornado?

Literally all he had to do was push the pit button again.

Or does it only go to one option?

>Exposed wheels

When will this meme end??

>>80631987
it's supposed to be "random"

>THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR >THOR

>>80631987
"""Random""" selection between pit and rouge house robot is someone hits the button

>>80631987

It is 50/50

>>80631981
get fucked m8 it was within the rules

HOWEVER

he should have been counted out (immobilised) when he was over the pit.

>they fell for the exposed wheels meme

>>80631981
That's the robot version of sitting back all game and hitting a spammy counter attack goal on the 89th minute

John should have just upgraded 13 Black

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>>80631889
THE FACE OF AN ANGEL!

I wanted to go see him in Manchester but the line to the club he was playing at was so big around the corner, the man can do no wrong.

Either get Craigy back for Robot Wars or bring out a new series of Takeshi's castle, that show was absolutely golden, only saw the other week they had so many scenes that were too brutal for British telly at the time!

>both work for a fast food restaurant

Jesus proper council estate family here

Heavy Metal looks like a shit version of Wheelie Big Cheese

>>80632095
CHIPS ARE UP

>Mr speed squared

Its just a shitty tin

>>80632040
Reckon the only reason they didn't call it that way was the house robot righting Razer before

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who /grannysrevenge/ here?

literally why do these shit teams bother

just make a flipper and you'll have more success

RAZER WHERE

double pit!

>they can spell, our audience, it's remarkable
lel

Smdh senpai

PIT

He may look like a serial killer, but he's got his shit together

>penetrative punishment
Ooh matron

Reminds me of the Robot Wars PC game where you could go to the other side of the pit and the AI would just drive straight towards you, and thus into the pit.

She's a big gal.

The robots are seriously dogshit this heat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPoMz2DaQ-U

Team council estate are UNSTOPPABLE

>To get the must movement it must be touching the ground
Good insight ma'am

STOP EDUCATING ME WHERE'S MY FIGHTING ROBOTS

TIME 4 LEARNIN'

Sharkey's chat making Angela wet.

>2 gyppo presenters

BRAVO BBC

>robot bees for pollinating

Sharkey hasn't been watching Black Mirror has he

God I'd drink her bath water

>These robots taking our jobs

Oh no, what happens if heavy metal wins this episode?

cute loli

>>80632313
BBC wouldn't let them air it without this bullshit

>>80632346
It will advance to the final.

Wtf is he doing with that mask

>muh bees
Overstated easily digested problem for plebs desu

>>80632362
>Slag.jpg

>>80632346
They don't

EXPOSED
WHEELS

>THEY FELL FOR THE EXPOSED WHEELS MEME
thick twats

HAHAHA fuck off 10RPM memebot

>>80632362
at the backfront my man

BASED

FLIPPERS BTFO

>>80632362

I want to lick her pink anus

LEL

Wheels falling off on their team...

EXPOSED WHEELS EXPOSED AGAIN

>doesn't go in for more destruction

Fuck this new league format. None of these autistic cunts want to do any serious damage anymore.

>>80632469
>FLIPPERS
Heavy Metal is just a wedge

>He doesn't rate Concussion

>weak point on an exposed wheel
WHY

>it's a 5 seconds of action and 50 minutes of pointless filler episode

WHEELY SHIT CHEESE

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

>>80632506

Same shit

*spins behind you*

*rips your wheel off*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>80632497

They're not allowed I don't think, otherwise they wouldn't be able to recover to finish off the round robin.

Please, Jason, don't let us down

>>80632525
My dad texted me this earlier lad if you would believe it

I predict Thor will do something stupid and fuck up early on

Rip the fucking wheel

>>80632565

That's why head-to-head knockouts were GOAT. Once you're out, you're out. Fuck the repairs.

>>80632555
>personal

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>>80632525

Thor's on a rampage

OURGUY DOES IT

/OURGUY/

Thor's axe is shit 2bh.

Imagine how fucking boring it must be to go and watch this. Sitting around for hours until they start a fight and it's over within 5 seconds because one of the robots is always invariably broken

are lad is BACK

What does shit squared even do?

>>80632651
It was better last series.

>>80632651
It's to subvert the no pushers rule.

>autism shoes

OUR GUY x2

>>80632676
Lose.

>>80632651
you were saying?

>>80632676
die

Thor with a flipper too would be GOAT.

>>80632663
Good point, I never even thought about that.

Please follow Thor, he needs the support. All the other teams have way more followers :(

>Dara finally able to pronounce Thor correctly.

He's been practicing that since last series hasn't he?

>>80632585
Hello son please get off this website it is inappropriate

>>80632727
It's shit. It doesn't do any damage, a spike design would work better.

>>80632651
the whole point is to deal internal damage, he tried a sharp axe last season and it didn't work great

>>80632676
It's meant to be a full body ring spinner, but has no defence from above or below and the ring isn't fast or heavy enough to damage and on top of that it is unreliable

>>80632744
oops forgot

https://twitter.com/Thorrobotwars

When will spinlets learn?

Nice Mauler impression there

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Mr Speed Squared vs Concussion

cya later noob

FUCKING KEK

WEW

>>80632663

It's filmed in Glasgow too, fuck going to watch it.

That was some ducktalesthemoon.mp3 shit

IT'S TREASON THEN!

What would be a good weapon? My money is on a drill

Dead Metal's saw is blunt as fuck

>has a seizure
>dies
Did professor Xavier design this robot?

>>80632856
underrated

Dead Metal's buzzsaw is so shit these days, what happened to house bots destroying the robots.

Looking forward to Jason blowing Concussion out in the rematch.

Can we get back SGT BASH?

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

LEL

BASED SHITBOT

A R M A M E N T
R
M
A
M
E
N
T

>>80632856
top brek

>>80632900
Concussion just managed to fuck itself up, so Thor has a good chance

>>80632856
Fucking kek

>>80632859
A gun

>>80632900
None of the house robots do anything. The contestant's machines just aren't as tough as they used to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdIudFwz8fs

Watch this and comment .

>>80632962
Not allowed, no projectiles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[...]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

concussion > team r9k

>>80632859
EMP

>lose robot wars
>voluntarily cuck yourself
Sad!

>>80632962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVO1xjqEV9g

>>80633006
Matilda is good, and someday the big guy will actually manage to chuck someone into the pit

>>80633012
Truly /ourguy/

Bane?

Fuck me just looked at next weeks contestants, battle of spinning bars

>this autist with the mask still on

>>80632900
Engineers bitching about their hard work being ruined.

We need a Diattoir or any other team who only entered to see how fucked up their machine became.

>>80633012
really makes you think

>>80633161
he can't take it of, he might die

Heavy metal shouldn't even be allowed in it with no fucking weapon.

DEJA VU

DEJA VU

get in THORRRR!!!!!

BTFO BY THE WHEELS

EXPOSED WHEELS EXPOSED ONCE AGAIN

LEL

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>>80633012
Why though

kek

KEK

K E K

fuck this masked autist

BIG
METAL
AXE

Now Matilda is the bully

Praying /OURGUY/ will /WAITFORAGOODHIT/

THE WHEEL HAHAHAHA

>>80633293
Strong independent fembot

is battlebots worth watching? where should i start from?

>>80633293
Matilda seems to the only house bot that has got a lot better.

>>80633369
battlebots is typical american OTT shit, but certain matches are good like close control vs some shitbot that they flamed

if you can deal with the cringe that is

jase is finished again lads

he should get in on wildcard 2bh

ABSOLUTE STATE of Thor

If Jason got a few really good team mates he'd be the GOAT. He's the best driver in Robot Wars imo

The fix is in

Why does thor keep letting us down?

OURGUY NO!

>>80633474
He's been the most impressive heat final loser so far

>>80633369
Higher standard of robots, especially the second season, but typical overblown American production. Some of the fights are definitely worth watching, at least.

fuck this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Matt Le Bond
Hasn't even started and I'm already cringing

>>80633495
His robot is very fast, but it couldn't actually push the spinner there

concussion was just sitting there waiting, thor did all the attacking

Wonder what went wrong with the axe in that round as wasnt used much even before gas venting

>>80633723
waiting for a good hit?

>>80633723
He was trying to wait for the perfect hit. In the group battle, he ended up damaging the axe, when he swung out at nothing, so he tried to avoid that.

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>Concussion shits itself and loses drive in almost every fight
>Only wins because the other robots fuck themselves over

not seen nu top gear yet, any good?

>no TONIGHT voiceover

See you next week lads

>>80633805
Or because they die/lose key functions when it hits them?

>>80633829

Cya

>>80633815
Shit

>>80633815
it's fucking garbage

>>80629759
It couldn't do anything its only virtue was you couldn't kill it because it was so tall. That entire family excel at doing absolutely nothing.

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>>80632856

>>80633293
Its because the fly wheel will always do good damage where as dead metal isn't allowed to cut them in half. Shut is good too and sir killalot never really does anything.

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>>80634490
Killalot's had the pressure on the claw turned way down. Now he just picks shit up instead of just tearing chunks out of them like he used to.

Why the fuck do they pronounce behemoth as BEH-MOTH? It's BEHE-MOTH

>>80634595
It's pronounced BUTTHURT

>>80634595
It's pronounced however you want based on regional dialect.