What are some good Polish movies? Never seen any.

>>80626023
>Polish
>good

Bored, cloister?

Something about Polish death camps I'm sure.

Kieslowski, Has, Zulawski, the list goes on!

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>>80626023
2016 Olympics

The great Polish trilogy:
>Katyń
>Smoleńsk
>Wołyń
It's a 10/10 movie marathon experience

Ida.

>>80626023
Ida maybe? Yes, I know it's co-production.

>>80626175
The Double Life of Veronique is a bit obtuse, but very good

>>80626023
Ashes and diamonds

Literally every polish movie I've seen is "muh soviet war crimes"

Need to find something new

>>80626175
Has, yes
Kieslowski is a hack

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knife in the water

>>80626633
There was one a couple of years ago, I guess it was called Ida, which was about Nazi crimes. They are diversifying!

Don't watch Demon, it sucks.

I love Man of Iron.

>>80626708
Holy shit this looks kino af

Kanal

Polish horror artsy kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj1_dnrahhI

Jack Strong

Chlopaki nie placza, Poranek Kojota

>>80627123
Shit recommendation tbqh senpai, these movies are completely incomprehensible for foreigners.

Day of the Wacko

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>>80626023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-fcrn1Edik

Jak rozpetalem druga wojne swiatowa.

Psy 1 and 2, Kroll, Demony wojny wedlug Goi

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bunch of plebs

t. Ivan

>>80626023
Szamanka: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117808/

I'm dead serious.

>>80627414
Best (and only) sci-fi ever to come out of Poland. Extremely good considering the year of production and current political climate.

As for fantasy/surrealist KINO:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Saragossa_Manuscript_(film)

>>80626023
the one where two guys wakes in future where only women exists. like it when was a kid, liked when re watched not so long ago. can't remember name of it

>>80627358

can you find the clip about the Brits ?

>>80627695

See
>>80627414

>>80626919
Well it is by /tv/'s patron saint

>>80627414
Someone should show it to Mel Gibson. Needs a remake :^)

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>>80626023

Some slavic magical realism:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107251/

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Sexmission

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>>80626689
Has: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070628/

>>80628222
That's probably the worst DVD cover I've ever seen.

>>80627556
Childhood fap nostalgia, kurwa

>>80626023
Seksmisja
Znachor

3 colors trilogy

>>80628355
>french
nice try

>>80626023
watch what Scorsese likes
http://mspresents.com/uk/list/films/

>>80628280
to appeal to the general /tv/ user

the older posters and covers like >>80627414
>>80627414 while good are blander

>>80628289
Yeah, same.

>>80626023
OP, for a non-historical, non-magical, regular good Polish cinema I recommend Miejsce na Ziemi (A Place on Earth): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054085/

However good luck finding this one w/o a karagarga account.

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>>80626023
This film predicted the future

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Hydro-puzzle
Trippy as fuck polish cape-kino.

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ITT:

Yes, hate on the whitest Europeans, goy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225535/

>>80629785
what are you talking about? are you mad, do you need see a doctor?

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>>80626023

>>80626919
Well it was made by Polanski so of course it's kino

>>80626708
Mankino

Dude pirogies LMAO

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"Nothing Funny"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgfTGPqcNc

i guess the best modern ones are bogowie (biography) sala samobojcow (polish ben X but better) others are just comedies

>>80632386
>sala samobojcow
>better than Ben X
It was even edgier and worse, especially the ending

do polish people have unlimited internet in their country?
don't think i've ever seen a polish pesson online

>>80632908
Just go to /pol/ and look for the Union Jack

polish guy here, gonna post some of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmQqpEy96r4
(drama about a life of a teacher who looks back at his mistakes of the past)

it's with the english subtitles, just click CC on the bottom of the video

https://youtu.be/XhyQWvcUnQY
(comedy about some gangsters)

>>80632908
no, we have to carry internet in buckets from the internet well at the centre of the village

>>80628411
its not on kg familia

>>80632908
Most of us don't have data caps unlike some cucks over in Australia or Canada.

That's because nothing good has ever come out of Poland. As a Brit I wish they'd fuck off to be honest, can't wait for article 50 to be triggered senpai.

>>80633826
I bet your teeth are more yellow than my midnight piss

>>80633826
emigrate to spain

goodfellas

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We have THE GOAT TV show.

>>80633826
Calm down Mahmud

wajda

Ida.

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>>80634492
Indeed.

>>80628385
marie curie and chopin were also french

>>80634893
I wish the new episodes weren't shit and full of CGI and almost no jokes

>>80634896
>>80628385
ebin xDDDD

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>>80626023

On the Silver Globe

KINO
K
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N
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>>80626023

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488027/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5jrtdLOZ0

>>80633170
Check out the sequel of dzień świra, wszyscy jesteśmy chrystusami (we're all christs) , it's a drama about alcoholism.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488027/

>>80635585
Ogniem i Mieczem is shit
potop redivivus is blockbuster kino

>>80635285
The Snyderfags will love this.

>>80628038
That's a cool picture anon

>>80629899
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225535/
this
and also this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060401/

>>80635244
>>80635285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBxIjHBMJ0

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w2c walkuski posters

>>80626175
You forgot Wajda, idiot.

>>80640204
Ziemia Obiecana is shit though

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Warsaw 44 is polish kino

>>80642099
guy's dead so maybe show him some reskekt.

>>80642099
Nah didn't put him there on purpose.
He has like two good films lol.

>>80640161
Watched Ida yesterday.

Was propaganda by (((them)))

>>80635654
I've read the 90s english translations of the Trilogy lots of times and have seen Potop more times than I should have for a 5 hour movie, but I still can't find a copy of Redivivus online. Also, is it true they cut out some scenes in the new version? It already felt somewhat rushed compared to the book (but not nearly as much as Ogniem i Mieczem).

Poland should be evaporated from existence and every memory of it from the collective consciousness too

Kiler was good, although I suppose a lot of humour gets lost in translation.

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>>80640161
I was pretty unsatisfied with Wolyn. Mainly due to the editing (film transitioning every few minutes to a different point in time).
>>80642228
Again, some stupid editing. The scene where they're caught in the hallway by Germans shooting at them. They jump out and start kissing. I actually felt so brought out of the experience I looked around the theater to see if I was the only one.
Other than that it was pretty good though.

>>80643714
I'm polish btw

>>80643714
You produce some top tier cuteys though.

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>>80643352
>Jewish aunt is a ruthless atheist Communist judge who kills herself
>Ida returns back to the convent
How is it (((propaganda)))?

>>80626023
I hope Russia nukes the shit out of Polacks

>>80645019
She returned to the convent? That wasn't shown.

It's about a catholic who nun who leaves the monastery, finds out how terrible Christians are. The Judge is a walking wound more or less, to tell the audience that the holocaust still has relevance.

The nun mocks mass, abandons the convent, and then goes to partake in all the pleasures.

It was also written and directed by international (((them)))

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>>80645316
>She returned to the convent? That wasn't shown.
Are you serious?

>>80645316
>It was also written and directed by international (((them)))
It was directed by a Catholic Pole

>>80645452
Jewish gran-mother who died in Auschwitz, left Poland at 14.

>>80645522
Raised Catholic