He'll be fine.

Who dies first, Michael Caine or Artie Lange?

>>80623378
>He'll
>>80623408
If evens, mikey.

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A tumor the size of a Burmese ruby tangerine.

>>80623378
>older men die sooner

astute sarcasm OP

>>80623378
NOT MY COCAINE

>>80624122
Some men want to watch the cancer burn

>>80624122
>I saw the doctor in my rectum poking at my prostate the size of a tangerine

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930-WGuRJu0

>>80623378
why do we die, Master Wayne?

>>80623408
Artie did a show a couple of nights ago and he was bleeding from the nose the entire time, he's not making it to next year

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>>80624966
So that we can be resurrected.

>>80623378
>shed over 22 pounds on a health kick
At his age, that's completely moronic. Mildly overweight people actually live the longest statistically.