The Mummy 2017 general

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>>80616957
Daily reminder that they didnt even bother sending Brendan an invitation to the premiere.

He has to buy his own ticket

Why isnt the media upset about the Mummy getting Tom-washed. The original character is clearly an ethnic Frasier. Brendan deserves better representation in film.

>>80617017
He looks good in this picture. Is he finally turning it around?

>>80617017
that's cruel man.

Why is it set in London?

BEUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>80617602
I love it when Tom goes
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH in the Zero G sequence.

>>80617017
>points at Tom Cruise
>t-that was me 15 years ago you know

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>>80617480
Because everyone loves Tom Cruise. Even the media.

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>>80616957

Egyptian mythology was 100% made up by the Masons, along with the fake ruins and artifacts. The Ankh is just a representation of a Stonemasons tool.

>>80616957
I once got kicked from a World of Warcraft group for saying the Mummy trilogy was superior to the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Welp thanks for reading this.

>>80617017
do you think they fucked?

>>80618419
I'm sorry bro. You will always be welcome here

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So does Tom Cruise fuck the mummy?

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>>80619036
somehow i dont think so

>>80619257

You'd be scared of women too if your ex did the same to you what his ex did to him.

>>80618419
Ha, I laftd out lowd. Please tell us more, friend.

>>80617017
You just know

>>80618419
Thank you for your honesty

>>80619257
>pls stop touching me

>>80619257
Shiiet
>Ever been divorced
>Ever look down the guise of a woman you "Knew?"
>Life goes on, but damn you're living in the backlight of betrayal and ugliness of a broken existence

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>>80619303
>>80619558

And the lesson is "Dont ever get married"

>>80619648

Or, yknow, make her sign a fucking prenup.

Or hire a hitman and have her killed.

Seriously, just kill her. It can't be more messier than a divorce.

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>>80619665
i heard that prenups are useless in divorce courts

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>>80617480
>Brendan Frasier

>mfw

>>80619719

Nah, that's only if you put in shit like "She/he gets nothing if they cheat", that sort of thing. You have to put in something to provide for the other party if you earn more than them, but they can't rob you as blind as they like.

t. lawyer

Fuck Tom Cruz
Brendan is mummy

>>80619815
Let's not make this a "mommy meme" thread.

>It's already, and always a return to thinly disguised regret and self hatred about broken relationships ruined by flawed women and the inevitable wasting away of life that ensues when life gives up.

>>80619648
>what's that, Brendan? you're out of money?
>well better sell one of your kidneys

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>>80616957
>action movie that takes place internationally
>Big Ben is destroyed
Hollywood is incestuous trash

>>80616957
Take your shitty forced redditor meme and GTFO

>>80619648
God, she even looks like a mega cunt.

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>>80620214
what a lovely girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE02kA0QfQM

>>80617017
just fuck my shit up pham

>>80620246
gross, i hate retards.

tom cruise is 54y old
tom cruise was imhotep all along

>>80616957

Why do you """people""" worship this no-talent meathead faggot so much? You do realise he's an archetypal Chad, exactly the kind of dumb jock who used to bully you in school?

>>80620329
But where do Chad's go when they die through marriage...4chan. You're welcome.

>>80620329
I am past school son. I am the chad now and chads from back then are now miserable wagecucks

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stop teasing Brendan

>>80620459
>He hasn't signed the petition
https://www.change.org/p/netflix-bring-brendan-fraser-back-into-film-television

porque?

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Reminder that alimony ends January 31, 2019

YIPPEE

>>80620459
Everyone I know still loves him, so the question is, which pedo jew did he attempt to expose?

>>80620459
chamcham would never tease Brendan

>>80620555
>Career looking up
>Only 2 more horrible years of alimony

Slowly but surely he's unfucking his shit.

How the fuck would it make any sense for a character from a movie set in the early 1900's to be getting a cameo in a movie set in the 2010's?

>>80618392
How dare you, Egyptians were black kangs who invented stargates and flying pyramids

>>80620555
What will happen to ChamCham when the IMDB boards go down?

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>>80620702
https://thechamcham.blogspot.com/

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>>80620640
they could bring him back... as a mummy

>>80620736
Oh god, this is SaganFan1983 all over again

>>80620640

Magic, d'uh.

>>80620640
>Tom looks up news footage or a documentary about the incident
>Brendan gets a cameo in the video

How to save Brendan's Career

>Numummy is a success
>Numummy 2 has Imhoteph as the villain
>Tom Cruise vs Imhoteph where Tom Cruise has to use voodoo magic to bring O'connell back to life so he could help Cruise with his old rival

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>>80620640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwz5-eyCgXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIbdRQHINMI

>>80620867
>"I will buy the tickets for the new Mummy movie if I have the money. "
What did he mean by this?

I know his alimony payments are astronomical but he still has millions of dollars.
How is he in the hole to you people?
He is richer than all of us.

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>>80619932
>Big Bren is destroyed

like poetry

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>>80620951
He musk ask for permission first.

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>>80620951
What kind of food will Brendan sneak into the theater?

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>>80621090
ez to answer

>>80619115
>egypt mummy
>not even egyptian hierogliphs
>hollyshit

>>80621090
Water and wet crackers he found in a bin

>>80621223
They had a writing system parallel to glyphs

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>>80616957

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>>80621242
and pocket full of those little ketchup packs you get from Mcdonalds

>>80621288
lel

>>80621274
whatever that mummy looks like Delevigne in Suicide Squad
Hollywood doesn't even know how to do mummyes

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>>80621288
Damn those Twitter bullies!

How do we stop them?

>>80621288
Third one isn't shipped though kek

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>>80621414
This time feminist may be right, some female characters should be allowed to be ugly.

>>80620867
Why is his voice so shaky holy fuck it's like he's scared to clip the mic or something

>>80621571
He's an empty shell of a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_w3VS1uUhI

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BRENDAN FRASER TALKING TO FILM STUDENTS
http://kfoxtv.com/news/local/actor-brendan-fraser-talks-with-nmsu-students-for-las-cruces-international-film-festival

>>80621641
JUST

>>80620423
MRA cope

>>80621721
-teacher! Theres a bum in the classroom. I think he's drunk

>>80620459
>siguiendo
YOU ARE EL JUSTO

>>80621778
JAJAJA JUSTOS TODOS VIVA MEXICO CINCO MAYONESE ALIMONIO JAJAJA

>>80621775
:(

>>80621778
EL JUSTO EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA

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>yfw he makes a glorious comeback in avatar 2

>>80621775
>Brendan goes to the cafeteria
>looks nervously around
>starts stuffing food to his pockets

>>80621912
His character is a divorced man scaping from galactic wide alimony payments. Finding a new love in an alien world where the concept of marriage is non existent

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>>80621912
>Brendan gets 1 minute cameo in Avatar 2
>His scene gets deleted

>>80621999
legit tearing up

>>80619115
>Imhotep
>desiccated walking corpse
>this
>girl in cosplay
t-thanks

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>>80621288
THEY PASSED THE LINE WITH STUFF LIKE THIS

>Downey Jr literally can't be even bothered to come to the set of Civil War on many days and they just CGI his face into the scenes where Iron Man doesn't have the helmet on
>meanwhile Tom Cruise does his own stunts in fucking zero gravity

>>80616957
>Brandon Fraser
JUST

>>80621999

Pitching: Brendan Fraser - A Star Wars Story

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKfb1GqLGE91LA8LC0HM

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>>80622307
>Episode 50,000

>>80619115
I hope soo

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>>80619115

>>80622261
>weakness: the ropes of alimony

>>80616957
I'll be most upset if they replace the Mummy ride they have now at Universal Studios when a new grimdark-edgy Tom Cruise version of the ride.

The ride as is is fun as fuck and Brendan deserves that cup of coffee.

>>80622566
the jews promoting bondage necrofilia now
fucking nuts

>>80622697
HAHA, dude did that ride over christmas, nearly gave me whiplash and my mom screamed "something's wrong there shouldn't be so much fire", but yes, Fraser's cameo was the saving grace.

>>80616957
>Do you think based Brendan will make a cameo?

/tv/ has never like brendan, that was the whole point.
Stop perpetuating reddit memes here

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The picture's subject matter doesn't interest me, but the look of joy on this man's face...

>>80622781
Lurk more for the love of god.

>>80622879
continually making fun of a mediocre actors misfortune =/= wanting him to make a comeback
Poes law took hold over on reddit

>>80622865
Who's the blonde Goddess? I want Tom to hook up with her in the movie.

>>80622879
>I wasn't here for the Texas Memeing threads
Brendan being a good actor has always been ironic

>opening chute inside an aircraft

>>80623053
When you wrote that with your under 18 mind, did you think " Oh yea, this will pass for being old enough to have seen The Mummy in a theater when it came out and loved it." But seriously, grow up and gain some joy in your life.

>>80623102
>AAAAUUUUGHHHH, UUUUAAAAGGGGHH

>>80624262
The Mummy is cheese, he didn't need to be a good actor, just charismatic, which is why his career is fucked after 2008. I'm sorry this is such a difficult concept for you to understand

>>80624448
Listen closely, hmmm. Summer child, Brendan Fraser is not a "concept" or a "JUST" he's a human being who people before you were born enjoyed, for being a friendly funny guy. Force, vivacity, and liveliness of this experience in time created the meme we so enjoy. You are very welcome to come back to 4chan at the required age and time.

>>80624545
Sure thing Cham, Furry Vengeance is a work of art

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>>80620459
>those tabs...

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>>80624608

>$900,000 annual child support payment to his wife
How can any judge justify this as reasonable? Stupid whore really can't raise a kid on less than $900,000/year?

>>80625840
didn't it have Patrice in it?

it had to be kino

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nice

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>>80619257

>bren bren can't smile until he's free of the roastie slut's clutches

>>80618392
but why

>>80621288
what are the odds that brendan hasn't heard of this meme by now

>>80616957
Even with all the sfx added in it doesn't sound much better desu

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what is /tv/'s verdict on Brendan's latest kino performance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow3VCP3Xdmk

So is Tom going to end up being a universal monster since he appears to die and come back to life in this film?

>>80626058
O'CONNEL'D

>>80621163
fucking kek

>>80626317
It really does seem like he wouldn't mind if the guy stabbed him

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>>80626358

>>80620736
>Even chamcham has a gf
Holy fucking shit
JUST

>>80626317
who was on the wrong side of the river here?

>>80622566
B-B-toot

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>>80617017
>He has to buy his own ticket

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>>80627004
if he has enough money to spare