ITT: Times you acted like The Nightcrawler.

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>>80609233

>be news stringer
>rival stringer gets shots that i didnt get
>gets on the news
>smash bathroom mirror

that time I kept blinking at someone on the train

>teleports to the ceiling

I agressively picked up a milf at a bar because of this movie.

Wish it hadn't worked or i had tried a hotter woman.

>Cut the neighbors tree while gone
>try to sell it back to the neighbor as fire wood before the snow storm

>Cute girl sitting in the front row
>me sitting in the back of the class. Being bored ass hell.
>See that the girl is always having a good time with beta guy next to girl.
>me jelly
>next day in class
>me go sit next to cute girl
>beta guy confronts me
>"Hey, man, This is my seat."
>"There's other seats, bro."
>Beta guy walks way to a different seat
>I give a big smile to the cute girl and raise my eyebrows
>She gets up and sits next to the beta guy
>me just smile and take out my pen and paper
>my teacher just shakes head

I once visited a scrap yard

>>80609537
did you get the succ

>>80609683
Fantastic

>>80609683
>beta guy
Call him what you want dude, he's doing better than you.

>>80609683
Time to pitch a prequel at those fags at Hulu, they will most likely pick it up.

>>80610085
I just sent my screenplay over at Amazon studios

>Tfw he got the money but never bought the lottery ticket.

What did he mean by this?

How do I become more like the nightcrawler?

More proper Jakino.

>>80610560
Lottos are illegal in the state of California. It was just a motto of his

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>>80609683
thats pretty fucking alpha bro, even if it was autistic

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>>80609683
kek

Classic anon.

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>>80609683
So close

More good stuff from Jake gyllmaeñkalaed`fnapal

>>80609683
Love it anon

>>80609683
she was just getting up and sitting with the happy beta, to keep her public image and not appear disloyal or as a slut.....In reality she wants your dick, keep pushing

>>80612276
Don't they have like the largest state run lottery in the world

>>80610627
Become motivated to a fault, instead of you know, unmotivated to a fault.