Michael Caine says his days sre numbered

All of our days are numbered, he doesn't even have cancer.

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i'm not burying another batman

>>80608858
>The Sn

>>80608858

pls god no

>>80608968

its possible you have a small bit of cancer inside you right now but your body will usually fight it off.

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I wonder how many old people suffer with death anxiety in silence?

Nobody ever consults with them. They probably don't want to burden others with their fears, and are most likely reluctant to discuss them. They know their days are numbered, they have very little time left, I'm sure it must terrify many of them.

We assume that because they've lived long and are falling apart physically, that they must be mature enough to accept what's coming to us all eventually.

I bet they are suffering in silence, all alone with nobody to listen to them. At least most of them tend to be religious, which probably alleviates it slightly.

>>80608858
>old guy has a fear of dying

Wow super interesting and unique discovery, Op

>>80609498

My uncle just passed 60. He's a borderline 1% biker whom I am 90% sure has murdered someone in his life. He says he never expected to live past 50 with the link for he's lived so he spends most of his waking life porking lonely milfs and making them pay for his wine, Brandy, and cigars.

A lot of old people I know just don't care. Hell, I'm only pushing 30 and don't care. I get excited when I feel a new pain in my body because I think it might be all over soon. I drift from job to job, crashing on family and friends couches.

>>80609498
My dad talks a lot about getting old, not in a joking way but more about not being able to do certain things anymore, pains in his body. Very saddening to hear from a person that raised you and taught you things. I think he thinks about death a lot, but I don't think that's really something you talk to someone about .

>>80609971
>I think he thinks about death a lot, but I don't think that's really something you talk to someone about .

It's a private suffering.

>>80609498
>I wonder how many old people suffer with death anxiety in silence?
99.9% of them is the most likely amount.

>>80609783
>Hell, I'm only pushing 30 and don't care. I get excited when I feel a new pain in my body because I think it might be all over soon.

The sheer vanity of this statement. Trust me, when you actually get for real sick or injured you'll suddenly have a whole lot of living left to do.

>>80609783
wow get your shit together dude

>>80609783
>I'm a bum who has failed at life and constantly burdens those around me, but I pretend I'm a nihilist and that I'm 100% apathetic about everything as an excuse

>>80609783

this isn't your personal journal buddy

>old white straight male
Ugh hurry up and drop dead you old fossil...

>>80609783
>t. /r9k/

>>80609783
liked, retweeted, upvoted, reblogged and republished

>>80609498
This is depressing

>>80608858
Literally who

>>80613505
watch get carter (1974), best thing he ever did.

>>80609783
That's fucking pathetic

I'm only 25 and I think about my death everyday. We're all close to death. One moment or mistake away.

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>>80609971
Same, my dad used to do the joking about being old stuff when he was in his 40s and early 50s but now he's 63 and he talks seriously about feeling his body breaking down. It hurts seeing the man you used to go running around the neighborhood with struggling to climb the steps in his own home.

>>80609498

Everyone has anxiety about the unknown.

If it makes you feel better though, old people are on average significantly happier than young people.

>>80609498
Only godless boomer hippies fear death, good riddance

>>80608858
>fears dying of cancer.
like... he fears getting it or fears he already has it? Cause there are tests to find out for sure...

>>80614196
Then why do they kill themselves so much more?

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>>80613794
this

such a perfect blend of a character study with late 60s sleaze and noir, along with some really hypnotic editing.
is there any other british crime films worth watching that are as gritty as this? the only other good one i can think of is performance and maybe the long good friday.

>>80609783
>pushing 30
>4chan
holy shit i hope i dont end up like you grandpa

>>80608858
Muhstah Wayne evree ohliday at da cafay oi dream of seeing you there wit a waife and child, buh all oi got wuz cancuh frum dreeking their shitty waine Mastah Wayne.

>>80609498
this is why you need to do two things as early as possible

1) accept the inevitable fact of your death one day along with the death of everyone you ever knew
2) find a way of reconciling yourself to it

>>80612444
The phase "fail at life" means absolutely nothing when subhumans like kardashians and pewdiepies and athletes and religious people who sit satisfied in cubicles are the measure for "success." Apathy is a perfectly valid response to the pointless horrid drudgery that life is, where you're either born lucky or not. Unlucky People should burden their worthless parents as much as possible. After all those are the pieces of shit who forced you into existence. Bonus points if there's a clearly definable genetic aspect or consequence of bad parenting in your unhappiness.

>>80614233
This. Allahuackbar!

>>80610840
>Trust me, when you actually get for real sick or injured you'll suddenly have a whole lot of living left to do.

That's just deeply rooted instinct, it has nothing to do with rationality. Death is still logically preferable to any life that isn't exceptionally privileged.

>>80614340
I think your apathy is fine to have. People think that life is what you make of it. But when I see the horrible horrible things that happen to hard-working kind people just trying to make a living, it's apparent that this is a cruel amoral world. The wicked are rewarded. The good die young. People are born deformed and retarded. Children get bone cancer. Families die because some prick truck driver tries to run a light. Things are not going to get better. The suffering will never end.

>>80608858
>I’ve had to cut back on the drinking
ooo my art bleeds, alky cunt

>>80614431
Exactly. Having kids is the most selfish decision imaginable.

>>80614301
I'd like to know of some similar movies too. Only one I can think of is the hit (1984)

>>80614315
you're here, it's too late already

U FUCKING LYING PIECE OF SHIT! It's not what he said in the interview! DELETE YOUR LIES AND APOLOGIZE!

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>>80609498
>>80609971
>>80614130
I want my parents to live with me now.

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>>80609498
Honestly I believe if we'd certainly knew that death is going to appear before our eyes as the Reaper who'd carry our souls to the world beyond, nobody would ever have these fears.

>>80609971
>>80614130
Fuck...mine too. He's pushing like, 75 this year I think. He drinks about 2-3 beers every single day, sometimes liquor too, and he's always chewing cigars. It's incredible he's made it this far with a lot of his health habits, but he's been saying stuff about how his back hurts now and he lumbers around more. But he still does a lot of outside work amazingly enough. He's more active than me.

Damn, I'm a lazy shit.

>>80615361
What?
> I’ll probably drop dead talking to you but you know I’ve lost 13kgs just because I want to see my grandchildren. They’re twins of six and a boy of seven. I’d like to get to 17 for the boy.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/upcoming-movies/michael-caine-is-dieting-amid-worries-hell-get-cancer/news-story/76074b62006bc11c7333bd1ac7302871

>The Get Carter star

Is that REALLY what they're using as his most recognizable movie? Holy fuck.

>>80615648
He's mostly a supporting actor though

>>80614431
>The suffering will never end.
Van Gogh's last words.

>>80608858
He was a terrible Alfred. Maybe post another picture for your next thread. Mike Myers would make a better butler/father than him.

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>>80609783
>I get excited when I feel a new pain in my body because I think it might be all over soon. I drift from job to job, crashing on family and friends couches
This is apparently something to be proud of

Christian charge.

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>>80614301
It's vicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog

Polsha!

To hell with the new world order!

>>80608858
>My Cocaine will die in your lifetime
I'm not ready for this.

>>80608858
>some actor who's lived a full life will die at an age that's normal
Oh....no!

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>Listen, sonny, I gotta tooma the size of a tangerine innit

How do we start talking about the New world order.

How do I educate mysekf?

Anyone ever see Blame it on Rio?

"I've always had a problem with nudity, I like it mind you, but sometimes when I'm getting undressed I almost wish I could leave the room."

Listen, You educated me and this is the result.

Give people food and freedom, thats a start.

Do You want control, appeal to our sense of superiority.

>>80615683
>>>/co/mblr

>>80616145

LOL I feel bad for laughing at this.

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>>80609498
I've basically spent my life contemplating death and at (27) I think I'm comfortable with whatever comes my way. We all die. I watched all the toku I could ever want. Bring it.

You wanted this New world order I support it now.

You asked for this,

I am reay not bad

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>>80614340
Hey, leave pewds out of this. He did nothing wrong.

>>80616318
By killing yourself

>>80616435
>>>/acting/mblr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTgkTEDDog

I am a troll but watch this to get me.

Warning, haha!

My Hero.

Secretly I now love You.

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>>80609971
A friend of mine lost his dad recently, and they played this song as they carried out his coffin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6C-Fphx9lE (sorry for shit quality)

Made me cry. I don't want my dad to die...

>>80616454

I'm 27 too and for the first time in life I've actually felt mortal and understand I wont live forever.

I'm not afraid but I hope it isn't painful and too soon.

I feel hate honestly.

For the first time in my life I feel true hate.

I love it.

Honest this is what a feel.

>>80609498
I think its natural to have anxiety about it at some point in your life, but the reality is that you can't do anything about it, it comes for everyone, so its better to make peace with that sooner than later, and not worry about things you can't change, just do what you can in life, whatever makes you happy, or at least distract yourself from that kinda shit if you can't just cast the thoughts aside entirely.

Hate me. Do as they say.

The new world order is all about hate.

You wanted to educate me, All You do is hate.

I want to be a part of You, I want to hate,

You want an answhere?

I Refuse the Globalist Machine.

I resist and refuse.

Fuck You. My personal answhere to Your question,

Fuck globalism its not right.

>>80616716
>>80616796
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>>80617171
The fuck is this? Did some emo get lost while going on their way to tumblr that he posted this cringy shit here?

>>80617296
Probably

>>80609069
hahaha toppest kek

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>>80616145

4chan god blass You.

>>80608858
I don't want to sound like a dick but he is 84 and wants to see his grandkids grow up? He is lucky he has made it so far,90 percent of people won't live to be eighty.

>>80614387
>Death is still logically preferable to any life that isn't exceptionally privileged.
Are you 12?

>>80614387
>Death is still logically preferable to any life that isn't exceptionally privileged.


Whoa,you are deep... I want this as a tattoo on my forearm,but in latin written in cyrillic because it would make it so much deeper.

I am 12

>>80617924
Bитa мopc ecт пoтиyc нoн пpaeтep paтиoнeм пpивилeгиaтa.

>>80617903
What's the point of being alive when other people have it better than you? Do you enjoy being degraded?

Stop being trolled.

>>80617960
Using your logic,everyone would be dead because there will always be someone that has it better than you.

>>80617978
That isn't how life works though. There's diminishing returns after a certain point. For example, if you're an 8/10 in looks, your entire life will be effortless easy mode, with only marginal benefit from increasing to 9/10.

You want logic?

Seriously You cannot handle logic.

>>80617960
Happiness and peace can come from within if you find and nurture it. You can't see the struggle of others as easily as their victories so projecting your own life onto that of others is a sure way to get depressed.

So what do you think death is like?

I stay up some nights thinking what the very last seconds of life would be like.

Asshole good point.

>>80618064
>can come from within

Key word "can." So if you're short and ugly for example, the only way to live a happy life is to persevere and be literally millions of times mentally stronger than any good looking person is. Thousands upon thousands of hours spent meditating and learning to control every aspect of your thoughts so that you effectively exist in a detached reality, separate from instinct and base psychology. And that's just to have the basic amount of contentment that other people are handed on a silver platter at birth. I don't know, that sounds like a raw deal. That's when you flip the board over and say "I'm not playing, fuck you."

>>80618024
not really, plenty of 8/10s in shitty jobs out there. You are still the lowest common denominator in a services sector without intelligence or a skillset.

I am trying to troll You, Am I having any success?

>>80618082
That obviously depends entirely on the circumstances of the death. If you die while you're asleep, for example, or get blindsided by a devastating injury, you die without ever being aware anything was amiss in the first place, which is interesting.

>>80618158
That doesn't fucking matter, people still worship the ground you walk on and hand you everything, especially social validation which means low cortisol and a constant flow of dopamine. Any 8/10 with a bad job is a truly worthless person, similar to an able-bodied person getting benched in a game of wheelchair basketball.

>>80618174

I hope this happens to me. I don't want lie in some hospital death waiting for the end as friends and family come to say their last goodbyes. That sounds like misery for everyone involved.

A brave man^

>>80616145
Kek

>>80618145
You haven't flipped the board. If you had you wouldn't be alive right now. From these few posts you seem to have defined your life by your shortcomings compared to your surroundings. So redefine your life around one of the things that has kept you from flipping the board, and if your surroundings won't let you then change that too.

/tv/ = /b/ with movies

prove me wrong

A troll better then I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptijNcDanVw

>>80609498
Honestly I think once your parents are gone you just accept it as an inevitability and enjoy what you've got left.

>>80608858
>>The Get Carter star
HMMMMMMMMMM

Pay special note to the Subtitles.

Polish

FUCK! lol,

Perfect! Epic!

Poland is allied with Russia.

>>80609069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
I wonder if he's seen this, I bet he has
So good

>fearing death
>at 84 years old

Fuck off, you've had a good knock, and those grandkids you want to see growup probably hate going to see you when all they want to do is play fifa with their mates

>>80618024
>if you're an 8/10 in looks, your entire life will be effortless easy mode


I can't claim to be 8/10,but I am a decent looking 6'2 guy who is a part time bodybuilder and that is simply untrue. While I have easier time making friends,when it comes to business life,it does not work to my advantage because sometimes you will encounter some person with prejudice that will make your life miserable because they perceive you as more popular and now they are in the position of power.

>>80618504
It is true, you just have no perspective on how infinitely harder it is for people less fortunate than you are. You experience minor struggles so you interpret that as difficulty without considering that people worse looking than you have those same minor struggles compounded thousands of times over. Also face and height are the only two things that matter, with face taking precedence once you reach average height. If your face isn't 8/10 then you're not experiencing the real easy mode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptijNcDanVw

Im fucking Done.

Shitty trolls You bastards.

>>80618559
You don't know my struggles man. I am an orphan who was target of all the bullies in school. Just because I transformed my life by working out and eating better did not make my life easier over night. Being handsome helps but it's not an easy mode in life like everyone assumes.

Easy? You privilaged streight white male.

Had You ever even CD?

>>80618303
Yeah because people are held hostage by empathy for their family members and by evolutionary safeguards against suicide developed over billions of years. That doesn't mean they have anything at all to live for. Wanting to die isn't like standing at a cliff edge, only needing to embrace gravity. It's like being locked in a prison cell with the key beyond the bars at a distance you can't reach unless you rip your arm out and use it for extension.

>>80618657
Are you retarded? Imagine your same situation, but instead make the person short, ugly, or deformed. Now you have real suffering where there's no hope at all, just permanent loneliness and degradation.

Dont You dare, You dont even know what its like to be a white male!

>>80616754
>>80614325

HOW do you do that ?
I have extreme thanatophobia at 27 and it seriously hinders me in my life. If I ever stop whatever I'm doing and contemplate that I'll return back to non-existence one day I feel my soul being crushed and I drift into a silent anxiety attack.
HOW do you find coping mechanism with that ?
Help me /tv/

How it feels

>>80615426
Yup. Someone here said it's the fear of unknown, but it really is the fear of known when you come to realisation that society, religion and every other social construct is a way of giving meaning to life in order to cope with death, not the physical one but the thinking one that's in your brain. Self-preservation instincts kick in and give you a hell of a panic attack, with you simply wishing to exist beyond death.

>>80618712
Are they held hostage by empathy? Or does it only feel that way because they have linked their personalities so heavily with negativity that any positive feelings will be quickly rationalized into something terrible.

>>80609498
>suffer in silence
That's a very manly maxim. Only the people who know how to solve the problem should know about it. No need to cement passing insecurities by uttering them.

>>80608858
Hell be fine

Tom kitty and the heartbreaker.

>>80618766
I obviously am retarded,trying to speak to you as a rational person. It's not all black and white man,stop carrying so much poison in you. Count your own blessings. Imagine how hard life would be if you are blind or deaf or in a wheelchair. Stop focusing on the negatives and stop counting what others have and you don't.

>>80608858
Zulu 2 when?

>Michael Caine dies
>Christopher Nolan direct his first movie without him and finally won the oscar as Best Director

w e w

>>80618946
>>80619063

Negativity and rationality are the same. It's inherently meaningless when a privileged person discusses the merits of being alive, the same as someone who just took a recreational dose of ADD meds. No one gives a shit what you think if you're riding a constant high of social validation that makes things seem worth doing, that makes accomplishments seem worth having. And yes, empathy is a hostage situation. Not only are you mocked by society for being empathetic as a male, to the point where you have to hide your true self from everyone, but most success today is obtained through a complete disregard for other people.

>>80618807

Buddhism and LSD.
Or denial, alcohol, and reality TV.

It's a path we all walk anon.

>>80609498
I think old people fear death less than young people
They are more ready for death and if they've lived a good enough life they will sometimes embrace it

t. hospice worker

>>80619608
COPE

>>80619392
Me being the first one, the second post you linked has a truth that you either don't see or don't want to admit. You are privileged too.

>Not only are you mocked by society for being empathetic as a male, to the point where you have to hide your true self from everyone, but most success today is obtained through a complete disregard for other people.

Society doesn't do that, the small part you interpret might. The alternative to morphing yourself into something that fits with your surrounding is creating your own small society that values the things you value by finding like-minded people. I'm not sure if you are looking for happiness, but if you are: the thing you don't want to do is loathe in your own sadness and accept it as an unchangeable force.

There is nothing inherently positive or negative about being alive, but our emotions allow it (and everything that comes with it) to become either.

>>80619392
>It's inherently meaningless when a privileged person discusses the merits of being alive

How do you figure?
>Not only are you mocked by society for being empathetic as a male
Where? Who?
>but most success today is obtained through a complete disregard for other people.
What do you define as success?

>>80609498
it's so terrifying, that's why religion was made. It's a way to ease peoples fears. So they can believe in a "happy ever after" once they die. Sadly, the reality is, is that you simply stop existing. There is nothing beyond this. You don't remember what life was like before your were born, that's because there was nothing, and once you die, you are gone forever. That's the harsh, yet beautiful reality of being alive.

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>>80614301

>>80620078
Wow..so many facts.

>>80613987
I've kind of worked through worrying about it, it used to make me cry. Now I have an attitude that if I'm gonna die one day I might as well grab life by the bollocks

All I can ask for is an instant death, or at the very least a painless one. I don't want to spend my final moments in immense pain because that just sounds awful.

>>80616145
perhaps it's time everyone stopped tryin' ta outsmart the tooma and let the tooma have its day