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this is our guy
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>>80607047
Its tilt shift photography. That thing he's sitting on is a painted up regular stool.
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>see this pic
>palms immediately get sweaty
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>>80607114
Knees go weak?
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>>80607152
Yeah, they start to buckle, I start to salivate, and my asshole puckers up with an insatiable desire to be stuffed with Tom's big juicy cock.
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h-how did they get this picture
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>>80607093
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>>80607372
BASED
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>>80607047
This crazy faggot thinks Xenu will catch him if he falls
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>>80607372
>>80607047

My fucking feet and the joints of my knees start hurting just looking at this.

I hate heights where there is no safety barrier. I seriously could not do this.
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>>80607047
Who took the picture? Helicopter? Wouldn't that push him off?
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>>80607266
The old fashioned way.
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>>80607551
what year are you living in?
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>>80607487
How did he get up there?
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He's sitting on a safety buttplug morons.
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>>80607461
>implying he won't
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>>80607047
>>80607372
>>80607487
>sitting on a giant pole
is Tom trying to tell us something?
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I could never do this.
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This thread gives me anxiety.
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>every single person that has ever worked with him has a story about how nice he is
>did bill hader a solid and got him home for his kids
>no one has a dickhead tom story
>squirted in the face with water, doesnt flip his shit

then everyone discriminates against him for his religion which they would never do to a sunni
so progressive

I just wished Tom would play more villians and the last reacher didnt suck
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>>80607575
theres a ladder in the cylinder
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>>80607551
>what is zoom
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Is he a God?
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Mad man
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>>80607747

Having purged himself of thetans, he long ago ascended to the next plane of existence. He left his body instructions to produce as much kino as possible before expiring.
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>>80607598
We're going to need more lube
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>>80607047
God he fucking sucks. One of the worst actors working in Hollywood. Him and Hanks need to be fucking shot.
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>>80607928
reddit
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>>80607928
Shitty opinion
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>>80607047
>people have drawn on the side further down
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>>80608009
I haven't seen all of them, but I agree for all the ones I have seen.
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>>80607047
Whenever I see a photo like this I don't see a brave man, or any kind of personal accomplishment by the person involved. I see stupidity. I see a mockery of the blessing of good health and life. Tom Cruise has been injured a few times in his career, a couple of them badly as I can recall. I'd have thought a person who has been through that would have more respect for the sanctity of his own life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP_zzrx1SSE
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>>80607711
Oh okay. Slightly less impressive. He still has balls though,
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>>80608090
Seriously, what is the fucking point?

No one is going to see that shit ever.
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>>80608009
Tom really can do no wrong. His screen presence has always been amazing.
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>>80607047
>spiral stair case goes to the top of the spire
Literally nothing, unless he's poking fun at all of the Americans that can't fit up it.
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>>80608319
shut the fuck up
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the fact that reddit numales hate him so much just makes him 10x better
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>>80607684
>dickhead tom
there was an amazing pasta of exactly that.
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>>80607372
the fuck is the pose he's doing on the right? fucking dumbass loser
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>>80608362
>Slightly less impressive.
lol this people.
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>>80607979
>>80608010
>b-but his own stunts!
FUCK OFF. he's not good.
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>>80608009
>Risky Business not in high tier

Wrong

Otherwise that's bretty gud
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>>80608452
>spiral stair
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>>80608009
but MI3 is the 2nd best one
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>>80607461

>This crazy faggot thinks Xenu will catch him if he falls

Bigger chance then God doing it, let's face it, Xenu is a lot more likely than some creator of the universe who chose the kikes as his chosen people and demanded that his followers should cut off parts of infant penises as tribute.

Of course, both ideas are fucking retarded, and you have to be a retard to believe either.
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>>80608009
Vanilla sky should be high tier for the waifus alone I mean seriously anon it has prime Penelope Cruz
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>>80608456
Every time someone has said this to me on the internet I have been 100% right. It means you have no reasonable arguments against what I've said. It's reassuring to hear.
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>>80607740
not OP pic you mongoloid. that shit is AT LEAST a normal lens, and most probably a 35/40mm lens. copter is very close to tom.
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Why do our palms get sweaty? In terms of an evolutionary trait, isn't making it harder to hold onto things fucking stupid?
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>>80608523
Or a ladder you fucking nob. It's still thoroughly unimpressive.
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What made him go into that scientology crap?
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>>80607928

>God he fucking sucks. One of the worst actors working in Hollywood. Him and Hanks need to be fucking shot.

Jew post
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>In the June 2008 issue of Variety, actor Dustin Hoffman spoke about the ever-escalating prank war that occurred on set between Tom Cruise and him on the set of Rain Man. What began with Hoffman leaving whoopee cushions on every seat in Cruise's trailer, eventually progressed into a heated battle of wits offset. At one point, Cruise bribed one of Hoffman's assistants to try to seduce the married Hoffman, an affair that lasted years and later ended Hoffman's first marriage.

>When asked if that was the worst of Cruise's attacks, Hoffman replied that he did not find out the worst until some 20 odd years later. According to Hoffman, he thought the war had ended when his wife discovered a strange vagabond outside their house in Beverly Hills. When confronted by Hoffman, the man refused to talk even after being threatened by the police. Thinking this may have been one of Cruise's more eccentric pranks, Hoffman called Cruise to officially end the feud. Cruise only laughed, then agreed. However, it was not until the summer of 2006, when the foundation of Hoffman's estate collapsed, trapping and killing two Korean maids, that Hoffman discovered Cruise's motive. The collapse was apparently caused by rare type of termite, which Hoffman believes Cruise, disguised as the vagabond, had planted there two decades earlier.

>When asked about this during the release of Cruise's latest film, Valkyrie, Cruise revealed that although he has "extensive knowledge of entomology," he had never been to the country of Belize, the natural habitat of the termite. After asked how he knew what type of termite this was, Cruise simply responded that it was an "educated guess."
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>>80608585
i'd agree it was unimpressive if he climbed stairs. but climbing a ladder for hundreds of meters without safety clips is impressive. then you'd need the balls to sit at the top with winds buffeting around you. you're so unfit you'd probably not even make it up 20 metres before falling to your death.
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>>80608558
Not the guy you're arguing with by you're just employing confirmation bias.

At least half of these people were likely just being dismissive, it doesn't mean you were indisputably correct.
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>>80607540
Are you me?
If it's not enclosed, I feel this nearly crippling terror.
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>>80608632
>Cruise bribed one of Hoffman's assistants to try to seduce the married Hoffman, an affair that lasted years and later ended Hoffman's first marriage.
now thats a good prank
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>>80608452
>>80608585
even just sitting up there is something I wouldn't have the balls to do
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>>80608632
I would actually like fake Cruise stories to be made into a meme.

It's a meme I could really get behind.
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>>80608632
>Cruise bribed one of Hoffman's assistants to try to seduce the married Hoffman, an affair that lasted years and later ended Hoffman's first marriage
HOLY FUCKING KEK
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>>80608632
JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>80607114
probably already seen this but if not watch these russians climb shit and your palms will like waterfalls. they have more vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
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It's kind of disappointing how it doesn't look much different from what you would expect to see looking out of Sears tower.
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>>80608545
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>>80608587

>What made him go into that scientology crap?

As I recall, he recieved some method of help to handle problems with stuttering which was so effective that he became enamoured with the whole thing.

I wonder what he thought when he had reached so far as to get the whole Xenu story, up until then there was some logic to the whole Scientology method, but whooosh, thar she blooows
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>>80607047
Cruise is a closet faggot midget. Use to make good movies back in the late 80's and early to mid-90's though. End of story.
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>>80608707
>Above the clouds
Holy shit that's terrifying.
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>>80608356
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>80608576
Our fear mechanism tell us that heights are dangerous; the sweaty palms are for good measure, since only the dumbest among us would put themselves so close to death without the ability to hold onto anything.
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>>80608009
>Days of Thunder in low tier
Neck your """""""""""""""self"""""""""""""
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>>80608707
shit fuck shiiiit this stuff is terrifying. and one of the guys goes even without gloves, what the fuck are these kids on, at that altitude everything must be freezing cold (specially metal pipes) and hands are most probably way less responsive than usual. holy crap.
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>>80608680
>>80608640
I bet you don't have the balls to praise Xenu either, pussy
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>>80608009
move Risky Business up, it's great
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>>80608666
I think it's common for people with fear of heights to experience physical soreness, Satan.
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>>80607047
Oh jesus christ i had completely forgotten Tom did this.

Fuck you for reminding me about this, shit is tilting me just looking at it. HOW DID YOU STAY UP THERE? The wind must have been so strong, fucking hell my hands are sweating just thinking about it. I hate height shit so much why did i enter this thread.
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>>80609180
did you watch this >>80608707 , pal?
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>>80608009
What do you have against Cocktail? Surely it should be rated higher than Jack fucking Reacher.
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>>80607047
He finally found a place where he feels he doesn't have to wear his manlet shoes.
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>>80609295
The first Jack Reacher is pure action kino
The second Jack Reacher is an abomination
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>>80609279
I've clicked on stuff like that before but i can never actually watch it all, i watched like 30 seconds and have to turn it off, it's too much to handle.

I see the webms people post sometimes of russians hanging off ledges and cranes, and seen the webm of that one dude jumping from pillars to pillars or something on the side of a building. My hands sweat like crazy, i get anxiety, my heart races and i want to die just looking at it.
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>>80607684
>In 1996 during the filming for 'Mission: Impossible' Tom Cruise (whose role involved playing Impossible Missions Force agent 'Ethan Hunt') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Cruise held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Jon Voight (who played the character Jim Phelps in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to Xenu.
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>>80608632
>After asked how he knew what type of termite this was, Cruise simply responded that it was an "educated guess."
top kok
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>>80609740
>In October 2001, Tom Cruise met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Cruise became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
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>>80608009
>war of the worlds not shit
>Top Gun not god teir
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>>80608585
The wind alone at that level is terrifying, but do you realise how much the building would be swaying?
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>>80609772
Fucking love these always make me giggle.
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>>80608707
What is it about Russians that they literally do not care about their own lives? They throw away their lives like I throw away gum on my shoe
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>>80608356
What the fuck, she can do this shit and I wouldn't even be able to look her in the fucking eye without having a breakdown, I fucking hate women.
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>>80607540
>>80608666
Oh you're not alone. I'm fine on planes, roller coasters, etc but anything high like that, without a harness, terrifies me.

There's a webm of a Russian dude dangling without a harness over a skyscraper that, if I click it but mistake, literally makes my whole body tingle. After seeing it (the first couple seconds) I can kinda understand trigger warnings those whales on tumbler whine about.
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>>80607047
If Tom Cruise was 6'0 and not a scientologist, everyone would view him as a cinema Messiah. Literally the most based actor of all time.
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>>80608707
I literally cannot watch shit like this. I love good docs but I won't even dare watch Man on a Wire, I'm that triggered but it. Heard it's good but i'll never know
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>>80607560
how did they get this picture
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>>80610088
>Literally the most based actor of all time.
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>>80607684
>did bill hader a solid and got him home for his kids

Got him home? What do you mean?
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>shit talking scientology
DON'T YOU GET IT?

THERE'S LRH

THEN THERE'S COB

AND THEN ME
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZezCngq8ng
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>>80609787
War of the Worlds is a pleb filter
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>>80608707
All it needs is a little bit slippery pipe or a short, strong gust of wind and it's all fucking over.
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>>80608356
Do you think she braaped in fear?
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>>80607047
Mission Impossible 1 was Tom Cruise at his finest.
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>>80608362
>slightly less impressive
What are you expecting on then?
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>>80607560
Nice
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>>80608010
this is not an argument
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>>80608545
this is not an argument
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>>80608009
War of the worlds is low tier. Probably shit tier if you will.
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>>80607047
posting
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>>80608476
dabbing retard
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>>80610195
i googled tom cruise bill hader and it came up first result

stop being a tremendous casserole
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>>80607047
>When did you realize the world was wrong about T.Cruise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UknuaV3PVDc&feature=youtu.be&t=589
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psychopaths have completely different responses to stress -- it actually makes the calmer and lowers their blood pressure.
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>>80608009

Am I a pleb for liking Far and Away ?
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>>80608009
how many of those movies did he have kids in? like 4?
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>>80610676
Jesus Christ, he's never not acting is he. Americans genuinely see this as being charismatic and down to earth as well. Fuck off Tom.
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>>80608564
>most probably a 35/40mm lens
confirmed for knowing fuck all about photography.
this is at least in the mid-telephoto range, but likely much greater
the background compression gives that away.
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>>80608009
Good ranking on Mission Impossible.
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>>80608009
>Knight & Day
Fuck me I completely forgot that movie exists. It's so mediocre that even Cruise barely shines through.
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>>80607233
That took a weird turn.
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>>80610191
I love the goose but cmon now son
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>>80610791
Tom Cruise genuinely loves movies and watches at least one ever single day. He is one of the most hardworking people in Hollywood. Why is it so hard to believe he would feel a kinship with struggling actors who also love cinema, and whose position he was once in years ago?
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>>80611689
boy watching a movie every day sure is hard work
fucking millennial
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>>80610706
No way my friend. Every Tom Cruise movie has redeemable qualities, and he puts so much hard work into everything he does that it's at least interesting to watch, even the bad ones.
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>>80611713
Do you watch 365 movies a year while also managing a booming acting career?
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>>80607487
>that curvature

Flatties btfo
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>>80611823
acting isn't some difficult skill
children can act after a 30 minute class
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>>80610965
It was a great scene but the sound of the knife hitting the table and not starting the alarm triggered my autism
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>>80608476
>says the anon posting from their basement
or are you actually posting from on top of a giant pole
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>>80607233
m-mom's spaghetti?
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>>80609876

It's because they are Russian.
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>>80609772
>[he] proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child
holy shit is this real?!
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>>80608009
move risky buisness (i fapped to it as a kid), top gun (for homo erotic), jerry maguire, and vanilla sky up one level respectivly and this list is correct
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>>80608009
>disrespecting Cocktail
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Tom kek
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>>80609890
Dude, it's on you to get your confidence together. It's not SUPPOSED to be easy. Build it up. You can do it. And being able to unwaveringly look women in the eye is one of the essential things you have to learn how to do. Fail that and you disqualify yourself.
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>>80608009
>>80608557
>>80612808

I agree, Vanilla Sky is underrated, not a bad remake imo.
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>>80608476
Pretending to suck a dick on top of the world's tallest building
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It's well established now that /tv/ loves Tom Cruise.
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>>80613890

Only jews hate the cruise
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>>80607093
Kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U

Russians are fucking crazy.
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>>80608009
>top gun
>mid tier

>days of thunder
>shit tier
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>>80608707
>>80613955
This was already done, bud.
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>>80608632
cruise = bully chad = jim from the office
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>>80608707
>hide their faces
>put both their names in the end credits

Why are slavs so retarded?
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>>80608009
Days of Thunder is mid tier at least you pleb
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>>80608009
I honestly could not watch legend properly. EVERY FUCKING SECOND he was on screen I absolutely needed to fuck that absolute boipucci of his, holy shit. fuck
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>>80607372
>>80607487
>>80607560
>>80607047
that box looks like is fixed only with like SIX FUCKING BOLTS
he may have millions, still is stupid AF

>>80607598
big white pole
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>>80608009
>Rainman is crap
>Last samurai is MID or less
> Edge of Tomorrow is GOD. (way better than than the rest it listed with)
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>>80607114
me too

man it's weird, it's like your brain recognizes climbing as a concept and starts stickying up your hands in preparation

this is what xmen must feel like
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>>80608009
>Cocktail not in god tier

kys you're self my man
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>>80610179
a crane
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>hehheeh now im taller than all of them
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>>80614199
They hide their faces cos wind is blowing you dum dum
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>>80608356
>you ready to die biatch
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>>80608707
holy fuck all that smog china is fucked.
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>>80610088
He's good at what he does but he always does the cool guy doing cool shit.
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>>80608356

y would you do dis???
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Look up James Kingston for good videos of climbing shit like this. Fucking insane what these cunts do
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>>80610493
That he climbed up the outside of it
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>>80608707
the air quality of that city has me puking more than the heights
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>>80609740
>>80609772

> In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.


> In October 2001, Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
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Witnesses report that while Bale was visiting the memorial with his wife, Bale asked the crowd gathering nearby what they thought of his movie. Allegedly, no one in the crowd had seen it yet because they felt uncomfortable going to the same theater where this horrific accident took place. Astonished and seemingly upset by this, Bale forced the entire crowed into the movie theater and made them buy tickets to the next screening of The Dark Knight Rises. After a heated argument with the staff, Bale was finally able to convince the manager to let him and the crowd see the film in the same theater where the shooting took place. One person described Bale's behavior while watching the film as, "erratic and horrifying. He [Bale] would laugh and scream out to the theater 'That's me! That's me!' whenever there was a scene with him."
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PALMS ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY
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>>80612706
Yeah
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>>80608356
my palms and feet just got so sweaty i nearly drowned myself
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>>80617479
COCK IS FLACCID
BALLS ARE CHROME
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>>80619891
PLANE IS CRASHING
GUY IS BIG
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>>80607047
>the things manlets restort to to make themselves feel tall for once

When will they learn?
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>>80619744
>>80616326
>>80615579
>>80609890
>>80610442
>>80608887

dissapointed that no one has told you guys this is photoshopped, you think some dumb bimbo is going to do this when she can't even change a car tire? There is a whole series of similar pictures where she is wearing clothing that would make it impossible to get to the places where the pictures were taken (high heels, formal dresses etc)
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>>80607372
>>80607093
BTFO
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>>80608356
you have to be very desperate or fucking stupid to do that
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>>80610965
>>80610604
>>80610444
Has anyone ever understood MI?
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>>80608009
>risky buisness not in god tier
fuck off
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>>80608356
I hate people who do this shit, fuck off you freaks.
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>>80608356
i almost cried watching this, seriously wtf
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>>80608707
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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https://youtu.be/GGkk1qFCP-E

What is it with you white bois and wanting to jump off shit?
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>>80623764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShGoqYuqgY

OOOPS
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>>80620177
HE DIDNT FLY
SO GOOD
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>>80608632

God damn haven't seen this one in ages
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>>80607047
Just one gust of wind...
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>>80609787
War of the Worlds is an abomination of its source material, and simultaneously one of the greatest action movies of all time (which is part of why it's an abomination.)

If you can overlook the former, it's in the same tier action as Aliens, Terminator and T2, and The Matrix.
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>>80623764
just take the stairs you fucking retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

>using your scientology psychology to make the prankster break down in tears
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>>80607372
What the fuck is Tom Cruise's life?

>yeah I wanna sit at the very top of the tallest building in the world
>ok Tom, we'll make it happen
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>>80624216
WILL YOU TRY NEXT
BE A WRECKAGE
BROOOOOTHERRRRRR
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>>80625912
>t. fatass who has trouble with stairs and thinks everything should be at basement-level
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>>80626406
muh /projection/
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>>80626476
>using memeslashes incorrectly

yo uknow where you have to go.

the popcorn mines
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>>80607487
>now, I am tallest man
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>>80607047
Never mind Tom, a bunch of other motherfuckers have clearly climbed that thing to put fucking Muhammed + Jezebel = Forever graffiti on it.

Tom got a fuckload of good PR from it, those people just get to tell people that they totally scribbled some inane shit at the top of the world' tallest tower, with nobody believing them.
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>>80608576
Doesn't it get easier to hold onto branches with sweaty palms? It was a long time since I climbed trees but I seem to remember it like that.

We just get fucked over because we put slick nonporous metal everywhere we climb.
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>>80616250
I don't know men. Consider this: He may actually be this cool.
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>>80608707
Honestly not as bad as those videos of Russians hanging off of rusted old soviet structures. The building is obviously safe to walk up and then the crane is designed to be climbed as well and even though you're dealing with Shangai construction code you can at least count on it being in better repair than an abandoned rusted piece of shit.
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>>80608707
>that high five they give at the end which feels they are going to fall
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>>80607047
>>80607372
>on the top of the tallest building
>no safety
>on some fucking box, that doesn't to be fixed to withstand much weight
>with helicopter blowing at you
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>>80626976
>workers assembled that shit up there
>then went down and fucked their wives properly
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>>80627147
Well, you gotta die some day right?
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>>80626872
link to videos?
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>>80608356
Fucking Russians
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>>80608632
>>80609740
>>80609772
god I missed these. ty anon
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>>80615152
>this is what xmen must feel like
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>>80607372
lol makes it look like he cracked open a few beers
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>>80608707
Holy shit. Are these available in VR?
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