ITT: actors you could probably take in a fight

>>80606381
most of them, theyre all pretty short

except for tim robbins

HOW IS HE SO TALL??

Anybody can take on manlets.

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>>80606381

>>80606381
He boxes bro

>>80606443
>6'5
>tall

Hello, mr manlet

>>80606381
I would actually not fight him. He's insane. He'd try to kill you if he started losing.

>>80606507
whatever dude im 6.4

still, he doesnt seem like the kind of guy who is tall, whatever that means

like, they made tom hardy look fucking tall. its weird how movies fuck with your head

Do you think you can beat Amy Schumer? She looks pretty tough and I heard her pussy stinks that might give her an edge in a fight

>>80606540
why would you fight someone if the intent is not to kill? Civilized people don't just fight for the sake of fighting. If you physical engage someone, you are explicitly stating that you surrender your life to their hands if they overcome you. Accept the consequences of your actions

Shia boxes, he would kick your fucking ass. Any practice at all is better than being a keyboard warrior

>>80606630

hes 5.9
he probably weighs around 150, tops

pretty much anyone over 200 would kick his ass, keyboard warrior or not

>>80606698
Wow you're fucking retarded

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I would love the chance. I'd even allow gloves and headgear.

>>80606724
hes a skinny little alcoholic, not connor macgregor, you retard

>>80606724

weight classes exist for a reason you dumb cunt

The sheer momentum of one punch someone 50lbs heavier would knock him the fuck out

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>>80606630
HAHAHA FAGGOT

>>80606811
t. Obese McLardfat

>>80606953

hes right, you dumbass

>>80606811
Assuming he could even connect

>>80607024
if you think of 200 pounds as "fat", then you truly must be a manlet

200 pounds for someone roughly 6.3 is a fine weight

>>80606996
I doubt someone morbidly obese could beat a ripped 150 lbs MAA fighter just because he's heavier, you delusional fat fuck.

>>80607124
A: what this guy said >>80607099

B: what this guy said >>80606792

C: what this guy said >>80606811

D: what this guy said >>80606792


youre a retard

>>80606996
You'd need to hit him first. Most people turns out don't like being punched and either go "nopenope" or full REEing retard when they are. If whatever training Shita has prevents him doing this, he's already a leg up on most of this board, regardless they're big guys or otherwise.

>>80606507
6'5" is like, top 1% of men

>>80606996
Fuck no. An immobile mountain of fat would never amass the needed force and momentum to deliver a damaging blow.

https://youtu.be/ntMVLEEnX00?t=3m5s

>>80607124
Not the Anon you're responding to, but size makes one fuck of a difference. A guy who weighs 250 pounds, stands 6 to 6 foot five and is in average shape with basic fighting skills.
Would absolutely cream a 150 pound mma champion 96 times out of 100.
Why do you think they don't hire 150 mma bouncers? They'd get crushed.

>>80607217
Get with the memes, man. We're all 6'7 or above, 6'5 is the avg, 6'3 is a manlet.

t. 6'11

>>80607302
Why are /tv/'s memes so mean? Can't you guys just pretend to like random fetishes like any other decent board does?

>>80607364
They're not our memes, anon. Only /tv meme is BIG GUY 4 U. We're the America of 4chan, best we can do is claim everyone else's memes because of how many refugees we have from the other boards.

>>80607292
>Why do you think they don't hire 150 mma bouncers?
Are you retarded or something? They hire big fuckers not because they can win fights but to prevent them. Hiring a small guy would lead to drunken retards thinking "I can take him" at the smallest confrontation leading to fights and court cases and a load of other bullshit you don't want to deal with if you're a club owner.

>>80607625
>>80607625
wrong

>>80607651
No he's pretty much right.

>>80607706
pretending you arent him

>>80607168
what THAT guy said

if you think otherwise, its cuz youre a manlet trying to convince yourself you will ever be able to beat up anyone bigger than yourself

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>>80607754
Here you go faggo. I look forward to you telling me how I shopped this on my phone in 1 minute

>>80607850
lol whatever

still this:
>if you think otherwise, its cuz youre a manlet trying to convince yourself you will ever be able to beat up anyone bigger than yourself

>>80606381
didnt he hit tom hardy out of nothing, he is a mean boy.

>>80607898
>I lost but I'm just going to keep going
K. I'm also 5'11.

>>80606540
And eat you afterwards

>>80607945
ok so youre kinda short

5.9, 150 shia would still get his ass whooped by any tall person (6. and above) weighing 200 pounds

again, what this guy said >>80607168

>>80606848
Why was that guy punching him?

>>80606381
wat kinda boots are those
i could use some new stylin kicks!

>>80608029
Not if that person has no experience in fighting whatsoever, hence the original argument. Some fat /pol/tard straight from his mommy's house who has never been in a real confrontation with another human being before in real life would get his ass kicked by someone who has experience in getting hit and fighting (boxing, bjj, take your pick)

shia is a bitch he'd run away or hide behind some bodyguard the second anyone stronger than him showed up

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>Does Sio Bibble need to choke a bitch?

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>>80607625
No, the reasons are much more obvious than that. You just don't want to admit it.

Everyone besides you, knows who the real retard is.

>>80608119
>shia is 5.9
>manlet
>skinny. based on his height, id say hes no taller than 150
>hes an alcoholic wreck hipsters
>clearly doesnt lift
>even if hes "done boxing", that doesnt mean hes a fucking super good fighter. he can pull a jab with his short, skinny arms. good for him

im 6.4, 210, im positive i would beat him to a pulp

>>80608254
Just in case you still don't get it, here's a great example of exactly what you're talking about.

https://youtu.be/cnVNfqz6OyY

This is literally a manlet vs big guy fight. Look how big that motherfucker is. He's at least 6 4, well over 200lbs, and to top it off he even starts the fight.

The manlet falls back on his training, bobs and weaves away from all of his punches, maintains his footwork, sees the opening and connects hard, ending it right there.

This is what experience vs no experience looks like.

>>80606459
underrated post

>>80608254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKwoQZR-CnI

>>80608038
Oh god I would love to punch this jew in the nose

>>80608357
no dude, this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

world featherweight champion vs dude whose never fought before

not even a contest

>>80606381
>objectively in good shape
>years of child actor mental trauma
implying anyone could handle this whirlwind of unmedicated rage

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i c-could take th-this guy

>>80608449
Shia, don't you have some more flags to hide?

>>80606381
I've always wanted to fight tom cruise. Being 6 2 I think I could take him.

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Little shit thinks he's so clever. I'd take him in one good suplex

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>>80606381
Name the time and the place, I'll fucking do it one handed.

>>80606615
t. nu-male who has never been in a fight

>>80608418
I like how you're likening every large-ish, untrained person to the genetic anomaly that is the Mountain.

>>80608556
You could dig him out of his grave and prop him up, and he would still kick your ass

>>80608418
They are clearly goofing around in that video, no one is throwing head punches, that is not a real fight.

You can also see how Connor is able to either Dodge or get out of almost everything the mountain throws at him. He's gassing him, that's how you stop big guys.

Also, the mountain is 6 9, 400 fucking pounds. Yes, of course at a certain level physics win. What I'm saying is that for MOST PEOPLE experience will win. Even if the guy has 4 inches and 40 lbs on you.

Weight divisions exist because elite athletes are all experienced, so of course at that high of a level weight and height matters. But not when you're fighting someone leaving themselves open and blindly throwing haymakers

>>80606572
Yeah I know what you mean when you say he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would be tall. After seeing a shawshank redemption I thought he'd be 6' at most. Lo and behold he's a giant.

>>80608521
>you throw the first punch
>Tom catches your fist in his hand
>looks at you with deep disappointment
>"Why would you do that?"

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>>80608673

>>80608673
I-I'm sorry Tom, it was just a joke man

>>80607217
>manlets are this delusional

Probably a good number of them. Any action movie star would likely win, but your average actor would likely lose. The most satisfying to fight would almost certainly be Daniel Radcliffe.

>>80608741
You clearly have some deep rooted insecurity to be samefagging this hard in this thread.

>>80608766
This is the most basement dwelling post ever kek

>>80608041
Because he let Trump create a divide between himself and Shia

>>80608581
I'll take my chances. Bring it.

>>80607168
>>80608029
>>80607754
>samefagging this hard

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kick him in the dick and run until his weak heart from years of steroid abuse gives out.

>>80608806
>Confidence in my abilities to win a fight against a regular person is basement dwelling
Not all of us sit around doing nothing all day. I exercise and eat well pretty much daily, and I've been a decent boxer for years. Realistically, I think an average person would lose a fight to me. I don't think that's outlandish to say.

>>80607292
Size doesn't make as much difference as you think unless they are both well trained.

Manlets actually make the best fighters e.g Tyson

>>80608946
No, your compete and total naivete about the world is what makes your post so basement dwelling.

Action movie stars have a higher chance of winning? LOL, as if even 10% of them even do their own stunts.

>>80609055
And the reason why is because they don't get tired. Watch any of the heavyweight fights, 60% of it is them holding leaning onto each other to rest because they're so exhausted. Big guys do not have the stamina manlets do.

>>80609224
He would eviscerate you with his words before you could even get close

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He is NOT batman

>>80609224
Not a chance, trained blademaster could kill you 6 different ways before you even blinked.

>>80609055
Tyson was like 220 lbs pure ripped muscle in his prime. Hardly a manlet, faggot.

>>80608923
can't tell if fat or real muscle

>>80609379
Was he your dad or some shit? Fuck, off dude. Stop living vicariously through some 5'10" manlet

>>80609290
>Those steroid man tits
Holy shit

>>80609055
Height has a huge impact in boxing and martial arts as being both below and above average height comes with advantages and disadvantages. The most obvious advantage in combat sports for taller individuals is their reach when striking, whereas shorter combatants are thought to be able to throw more powerful strikes. Center of gravity and varying bone mass density also factor in. Weight is still paramount, however.

>>80609181
I'm confident, not unrealistic. I'm not in that exceptional of shape. Being a talented boxer doesn't mean that I'm going to be able to beat Dolph Lundgren in a fight. Regardless of whether or not they do their own stunts or even know fighting beyond "how not to break your hand while punching" they're big and strong. I'd likely be at a massive disadvantage the moment one grabbed me.

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I would overpower and rape him

>>80609290
>gear

Not even once.

>>80606736

if you threatened him he would cower in fear and ask you to just fuck his wife instead

he would watch and he would like it

>>80606381

I don't know, man. Shia strikes me as the type of guy you get into a fight with, and after 2 swings we whips out a knife and stabs you in the throat 68 times.

>>80609444
guys who get that huge almost always end up fat in the process because they eat like 6,000 calories a day.

>>80606381
Look at how he flexes his toothpick arms. One wallop and he drops unconscious immediately.

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Lets be honest: no one here could take Shia. He's like Sam Hyde: pure physical intimidation.

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>>80607918
>>80608556
Who would win?

>>80609055
Mike Tyson? 5'10 240 pounds... that hardly qualifies as manlet. He might have been a little shorter, but his body mass more than made up for it.
Still, Mike Tyson vs Andre the Giant. Both in their prime. My money's on Andre. It wouldn't even be fucking close.

>>80606615
This the type of anon who calls hoes mlady

>>80609684
>flexes
His brachialis is clearly relaxed in that pic. Seems like you're just intimidated by his muscular demeanor and are projecting. Not everyone has to flex to have visible muscle - some people actually work out, unlike you.

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>>80609379
Remember when he fought Botha? I lost money on that shit.

>>80609712
You're again comparing a person of normal height against a literal genetic giant with giantism. Mike Tyson vs any untrained 6'4" guy. He will destroy them.

>>80609779
Fucking REKT

>>80608535
Lol I could take on the whole kid cast at once dude. Guaranteed. One good swift chest kick to the floor each. Maybe that fat retardo would need a ball stomp but I'd get him down

>>80609444
Nigga, that guy has been the World's Strongest Man multiple times. He is legit.

>>80608357
If the small guy had real training, he would never hit once and back off, even as the tree falls.

>>80609779
Shia stop dividing us

>>80609931
Have you ever been in a real fight mighty mouse?

>>80609712
You forget most heavyweight fights turn into a hugging match. Guess who's going to have the edge there in a fight between a wrestler and a boxer half his weight.

>>80609712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP0oAbiIeMs

>>80609931
Hey Anon, when someone is trying to fight you in real life, you don't have the luxury of being a super cool Kung Fu master, it's life or death.

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>>80609592
>implying that's not how you fight
You punch me once and I'm palming your head back then clamping my jaw around your throat until you pass out or I tear a chunk out. Then I'm eating that chunk in front of your friends and rubbing the blood all over my face. Taylor Swift is my answer OP. I would freaking ruin her face. Just grab her ankles and swing her right into a swing set at the playground

>>80609859
Shit, Botha is 6'2" 260. A trained boxer and still got put down by Tyson. Maybe Botha's a bad example though. Holyfield wore his ass out in 12 if my memory is right

>>80610108
I punch you once and your going to stand there like a faggot with a stupid look on your face not knowing what to do. Then we're all going to laugh at you and walk away as you hold the side of your head.

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>>80608418
>smaller guy will always win if they have more experience
>''NUH-UH, HAVE THIS FOOTAGE OF A GUY WHO'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE STRONGEST MEN ON THE PLANET TAKING ON THIS PROFESSIONAL BOXER LOL''

>>80606615
The more I read of this the more "fat person voice" was the voice I read it in.

>>80610026
And there it is, right fucking there. That guy has at least 4 inches on Tyson, at least 30lbs, and he just dropped him. And that isn't some guy who posts on /tv/ all day, he's a pro boxer.

Let this be a lesson kids: fighting is a skill. And like any other skill, those who are more practiced tend to do better.

Shia is the cringe god, you cant beat him at anything

>>80610247
Except at trolling him.

>>80606459
RIP

>>80609509
I can fight him with my penis alone.

>>80606615
being able to have a fight without killing someone is the height of civility. it's why stomping someone when they're already on the ground is seen as savage behavior. self-restraint and considering the consequences of your actions, that's all it is.

>>80606443
Are you the sort of guy who thinks Obama can crush Putin?

>>80608254
Whatever lanklet

>>80610247
You can beat him at capture the flag.

>>80609982
>>80610047

Yep, and the first thing you learn when you lose your first roll is, next time if they go down - they stay down.

Only reason to hit and stop when they drop is if they got boys n you dont, cause the second you go in for a pound is the second their mate kicks you in the back of the head. Fall back and assess the situation.

>>80610293
E N D E R S G A M E
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>>80608254
You're a big guy

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>>80606381
I squat significantly more than Sam. Makes me confident I could kick his ass.

>>80610393
gonna beat him to death with your glutes and hamstrings eh?

>manlets itt are triggered at the truth of shia dropping after one hit

>>80609509
why does this board constantly lust over redmeme?

>>80610026
God damn he is so unbelievably fast. Everyone memes about how Ali was the fastest, but look at his fucking punches man, they're lightning

>>80609859
So why the fuck didn't they, retard? Why didn't they get a 6'5 240 guy to beat him if it's that simple?

>>80610428
of course he will, he wants to feel that dudes face in his butt.

>>80610393
>needing a belt for squats
what did he mean by this

>>80610193
Haha ok kiddo I'll give you this round. I wouldn't wanna hurt you or your pussy whipped friends feelings. Then your father would sue me and I'd have to go on the lamb and it would just be bad for everyone involved. Mostly for you. Missing a chunk of your throat.

>>80607292
Naw. I've seen 6'6" guys with basic fighting skills pinned in under 10 seconds by 5'9" wrestlers. Knowing how to fight is way more important than size.

>>80610472
I think you misunderstood me Anon, I was saying Tyson would destroy the tall untrained guy, not the other way around

>>80610026
LANKLETS BTFO

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>>80607024
Life isn't a video game, people don't have superior "speed" in fights nor is it really possible to put any faster reflexes to use effectively to help you win. Sure if someone has fighting experience they have the advantage but if Shia has shorter reach and is lighter than his opponent he's at a disadvantage

>>80610708
But you can clearly see that Muhammad Ali was basically an anime character with his speed.

>>80610708
I wish I could find that post where the guy was talking about an altercation he got into in a parkinglot and the dude was fucking huge, and some autistic kid started running his mouth saying he would have ran in circles around the bigger guy until he got dizzy and backed off.

>>80610584
just don't forget that lennox lewis, at 6ft 4, whooped tyson and stripped him of his title.

>>80610708
people also forget that being bigger =/= being slower. Usain Bolt is fucking 6'6 210 pounds. hes a giga nigga. most big bulky muscular dudes are also fast as fuck

im a 6'0 135 skeletal lanklet who ran track in college and i have a close friend who was a lineman for a college football team, he's 6'4 300 lbs. we raced each other a few times and he blew me the fuck out every single time. he was fast as fuck

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>>80610582
Andre would have destroyed Tyson. Seconds.

>>80610393
>one squat
>those twig legs

IS THIS NIGGA FO REAL?

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After a week or two of brushing up on my katana skills

>>80608673
He has the power to make people cry, nothing can beat Tom.

>>80606381
You better be damn sure. He seems like he might actually try to kill you.

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I can take him...
In a gun fight maybe

>>80611063
This made me lel

>>80608535
I have guns, and I will find you.

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I'm reasonably confident about this.

>>80611446
I don't think anyone could take one the huge act man.

>>80611686
You underestimate his charisma. He brought a puppy to the SAG awards. You see that motherfucker in person and it's like 50,000,000 volts of elf magic straight to the heart. You know how many kids disgusting pedophillic Jewish casting directors see every single day? Thousands. They're blind to it. Jacob walked in and woke them the fuck up. They put him in an academy award nominated film on his first try. You may outweigh him, but he has the power in this situation.

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>>80610462
Because he's /our girl/

>>80609703
Why is he so alpha bros?

>>80609509
He looks like a middle aged jewish lady

>>80612623
>middle aged

If anything, he looks abnormally young for a 35 year old.

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>>80612623
pls no bully

>>80608494
>FREEZE DEA GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
what a great show

>>80608673
this gave me a fucking feel

>>80608923
mate i'm pretty sure he doesn't roid he's literally just like 7 fucking feet tall

>>80609684
>>80606381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es
look at the fucker here, hes cut and muscular, hes not flexing
also he dosnt strike me as a guy who would give up easily, mayority of anons would get fucked up by him

>>80606381
>>80606459
>>80606736
>>80608038
>>80608535
>>80608696
>>80611446
these ones without a doubt

>>80609490
gyno isnt from roids, stop this meme

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>>80611052
That's what I do. I go to the gym twice a week and do my one rep max for every exercise.

Pic related, it's me.

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>>80608673
>...
>walks off in contemplation

>>80606615
bait

ITT: Fat 6'4" autistic neckbeards on an anime forum try to discuss fighting

>>80614826
>6'4"
we're big guys

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>>80607217
tfw 6'4"

>>80607364
>he doesn't drink dirty bath water with sun-ripened strawberry shampoo

>>80608494
bet you fucking couldn't

>>80614703
I'd fuck you OP, but I'm an 18 year old twink so you probably don't care..

>>80614826
>t.5'3 100 pounds ladyboy
AHAHAHAHHA

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>>80609901
WRRRRrrrooooonnnnngggggggggggg

He has, I think, come second, once.

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These two guys

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>>80608494

>>80609703
>white guy chases a person of color out of his livestream
Wow

>>80616053
2nd twice and 3rd three times. You can pull your dick and pretend that makes him anything other than vastly stronger than nearly everyone on planet earth.

>>80608923
>didn't see the part where the strongmen compete to see who can do shuttle runs carrying rocks and metal lumps weighing in excess of 100kg
>Didn't see the part where they chase up and down stairs, competing to see who can stack fucking huge rocks at the top

Weak heart. You are adorable.

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>>80616654
>You can pull your dick and pretend that makes him anything other than vastly stronger than nearly everyone on planet earth.

I didn't imply anything of the sort you beleaguered internet goon. But the statement that he has won WSM "multiple times" is objectively wrong

>>80616738
Come at me bro, I have just had my morning multivitamin and a coffee.

Might even have some eggs in the basket

DO YOU FUCKING WANT SOME TOO?!

>>80614703
thanks for the you, faggot

>>80614703
RIP your joints dumbshit. 8-12 is the standard for a reason, and even that's pushing it imo. It should be 10-15 if you want to maximize your chances of having healthy joints in your 70s

>>80609494
>shorter combatants are thought to be able to throw more powerful strikes
TOP KEK MANLET PIG SHIT

>>80607292
Gotta disagree with you here. I'd say it's more of a 50/50...Plenty of YouTube fight videos where a manlet connects one good sock to the jaw of a 6'+ dude and knocks him clean out.

>>80606615
Here's your (You)

>>80606630
I practice martial arts too. Boxing is really terrible preparation for an actual fight.

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>>80609290
>3 years ago he look like a real life superhero
>Now he's fat and addicted to drinking
Poor Ben.