How do we save /tv/?

>rare production photo from Alien (1979)

/tv/ is good

>>80604777
Thinly-veiled political threads must result in long bans. Any thread that talks about or uses an image of a celebrity's social media page must result in a ban. Baneposting must be encouraged.

>>80604777
I've learned very quickly that the "how do we save /tv/" threads signal massive shitposting. It's almost as if OP makes this thread to see what pisses everyone off the most, and then starts spamming the fuck out of it all night.
>political bait threads
>loli threads
>cuck porn
>other race-bait threads
>MLP shit

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>>80604777
So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>80604926
Bans don't work. I've been banned 7 times this week.

>>80604846
This.

Besides the occasional blacked spam, this is easily the best board on 4chan right now

>>80604777
>How do we save /tv/?

/tv/ needs to grow a backbone for starters

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>>80605130
You've done me proud, copier of my pasta.

You've done me proud.

>>80605130
I was spamming the bot threads with rotten teeth yesterday to try and disuade the pedos from posting pics of kids.

It worked, then mods fucking banned me. kek

>>80604777
Who is that?

>>80605324
Moots head on Emma Watsons body

>>80604777
but not having these stupid Reddit crying threads for one

>>80604777
Delete and start again.

>>80605157
>Besides the occasional blacked spam, this is easily the best board on 4chan right now

besides /pol/ and /lgbt/

>>80604845
kek

>>80605359
Who's moot?

>>80605389
Why are you repeating what he said?

/tv/ has never been worse to be honest with you my familiars

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>>80604777
Mods do a better job of removing blacked and cunny threads, while also ending their Baneposting zero-tolerance policy, letting the meme burn bright and beautiful.

>JUST
>capeshit whining
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>girl being in a movie whining
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>AYO HOLE UP
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never understand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>/pol/
>pedo thread
>it aint me starts playing
>APOLOGIZE
>"is it kino?"
>DROPPED
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>reddit
>What’s his endgame
>JEWS
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>Snyderkino
>persecution complex whining
>Does anyone know some films about [unrelated to film & television]
>cunny
>Late night talk show host is... */tv/ leans forward in anticipation*.... a cuck! */tv/ erupts in applause*
>wtf I hate [unrelated to film & television] now!
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>Jewish Hollywood Girls
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>HOTHEAD
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>Billy Batts
>Really makes you think
>(Disengage safety protocols)
>quote from Spider-Man movie altered to include /pol/ humor
>Ramsayposting
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.
>Jonahposting
>"Thanks for correcting the record!"
>Dan Schnieder posting
>Recommend Trumpkino
>Watch it
>daily Amy Schumer life update
>daily John Oliver life update
>Daily Show host life update
>daily Lena Dunham life update
>white male
>stronk womyn
>drumpf
>shill
>Mary Sue
>THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS...
>MOMMY ANON WANT MILKY
>*BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
>dishonest
>hiney
>BLACKED
>BANE

>>80605411
The former owner of 4chan.

Wait, really? You're shitting me, right?

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>>80605411
>moot

it's mook actually. he was famous for inventing all the memes

>>80605471
Former owner and also, more notably, its creator.

>>80605469
This post proves how /tv/ is the most diverse board on the internet.

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>>80605471
he also invented memes

>>80605469
You took the time to write this whole post

Also
>no fun

>>80605501
get that derpy retard off here

>>80605471
Sorry, I guess I'm a newgay because I don't spend all my time talking about who owns this cartoon board. I'm going back to Ebaumsworld, later loosers.

>>80604777
Oh luggage-lad, you card.

>>80605469
Needs to be updated.

>>80605469
you should add something abut how /pol/ is always the boogeyman these days

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>>80604777
God, he photoshopped emma's body for this, right? The boobs at least?

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>>80605411
I die a little inside.

>>80605540
I never knew that

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>>80605293
You did good, anon.

Expunge /pol/, saying kino results in a ban

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>>80605550

>>80605571
Fuckin hell dude. Take a pill of the chill variety.

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>>80604777
bring back Pan posting

>>80604777
god damn that legitimately looks like a cakeboy's body

nice trips

>>80605546
i have a notepad filled with this shit dumbass

fuck white people
fuck men
fuck patriarchy
fuck christians
fuck the church
fuck heterosexuals
fuck cis scum
fuck heteronormativity
fuck hate
fuck haters
fuck hate speech
fuck "free speech"
fuck bigotry
fuck racism
fuck sexism
fuck homophobia
fuck transphobia
fuck lgbtphobia
fuck colonialism
fuck harassment
fuck cyberbullying
fuck discrimination
fuck employment discrimination
fuck housing discrimination
fuck white neighborhoods
fuck privilege
fuck the 1%
fuck pence
fuck priebus
fuck carson
fuck cruz
fuck republicans
fuck conservatives
fuck corporations
fuck big pharma
fuck big oil
fuck monsato
fuck haliburton
fuck profit
fuck capitalism
fuck the bourgeoisie
fuck exploitation
fuck slavery
fuck police shootings
fuck school shootings
fuck assault weapons
fuck guns
fuck hunting
fuck meat eaters
fuck destruction of natural resources
fuck global warming
fuck voter id
fuck walls
fuck fences
fuck borders
fuck ice
fuck nationalism
fuck america
fuck /pol/
fuck pepe
fuck kek
AND FUCK YOU

more braaap posting

>stop deleting entertaining threads

>>80605293
whats really funny is I spam candydoll in any pedo threads I've seen and I have never been banned.

God you butthurt antis make my day.

>>80605778
>has saved documents in his computer that his family could find and judge him with if he were to suddenly died from choking on takeout
>calls me the dumbass

>>80604777
why are the doorknobs so high

>>80604845
underrated
fpbp

>>80605471
Troll'd

>>80605769
It's also shopped to be more flat-chested/show less cleavage

wordfilter every meme word into "an enjoyable film"

>>80605839
Yeah I was flooding to be fair to the mods. Couldn't upload the fuckers fast enough.

I can handle the racists, but pedos trigger me senseless.

>How do we save /tv/?
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.

>>80605959
yea they purposefully compress the images so not even real pedos would care. thats why i post high quality cuties. i mean im even on a static ip so banning me would actually work because i have no easy way to evade, nor would i even care to evade if i could. but they just dont ban me!

also sorry appreciation of real beauty makes you upset.

>>80606135
I don't mind beauty. I just don't see how fantasizing about raping children is acceptable.

>>80605471
Wait moot isn't the owner of 4chan anymore?

>>80606007
Stay at your mammys house and still keep a smart mouth.

>>80606218
1)who said anything about rape
2)either way, its fantasy. a private forum can censor any content they wish, but theres nothing illegal about it. you dont have to accept it, but you are compelled by law to tolerate it

>>80606238
An Hiro yourself

>>80604777
Looks like your doing it.

>>80606238
lol who the fuck is moot some fucking fag from starwars

>>80606354
ONLY THANGS IN MY LIFE I AIN'T NEVER SEEN BEFO'
IS A UFO AND A HO THAT WOULDN'T GO

>>80606364
Why don't you go to 8ch with the rest of the pedos?

>>80606482
because this hasnt been an option since like 2015, and i want to confront normies anyway

i did used to browse /younglove/, but other pedos really are insufferable autists.

its tough being part of a demographic thats so awful. like being the one black guy with a job.

>>80606643

You choose to be a pedo. That's your problem. Go see a doctor. Don't bring it to /tv/ and encourage others.

In other words, fuck off you disgusting paedophile and stop posting pictures of children on /tv/.

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The only people against this have been prove to be /v/

>>80607020
Yea I did, and I like the choice I made. Little girls are the most beautiful beings on the planet and I relish being able to objectively experience more beauty than you.

Feel free to cry until the end of time you hilarious impotent faggot. I encourage you to.

>>80604846
t. /v/eddit

>>80607888
/tv/eddit

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>>80607913
t. /v/eddit newfrog

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>>80605293
>>80605959
>>80606218
>>80607020
K E K

>>80607259
Never stop doing what you're doing, anon :3

>>80605501
have jenny grow tits

>>80605501
Is that Lena Paul?

>>80606643
>its tough being part of a demographic thats so awful. like being the one black guy with a job.
kekked

>>80605411
The fag who nearly killed 4chan with over moderation

>>80608500
>doughey leaf
>beautiful

>>80607020
LMAO
You're probably ban evading right now.
Enjoy your new ban.

>>80605661

Wow! She has a painfully average stick body while carrying herself with absolutely no grace. I guarantee you sex with her would be like fucking a virgin id still do it tho and i hate jenny posters

/film/