Red Letter Media

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Just stick with the videos, okay, Mike?

I know you're lonely, but stick with what the people want.

>>80602870
KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING LOSER

Honestly? Hell yes. Rich makes twice as much in a month, becoming their friend would be life on easy street.

>>80602870
Nah. I'm not interested in how they discuss music aside from Mr. Plinkett. Half In The Bag, and ReView they just fucking meander on and on and on when they could just get to the goddamn point nearly 100% of the time. They have this tepid way of speaking, as if they were each 60 instead of in their 30s.

>>80602870
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXqyLPbcQvo

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You don't need $1000 to hang with them. You can just ply them with alcohol.

>>80602870
no
I'd rather not know them at all than have them think of me as a pathetic dickwad that pays money to hang out with people

>>80603531
sauce?

>>80603569
If you're a Patreon supporter what's the difference?

>>80603152
>just fucking meander on and on and on when they could just get to the goddamn point nearly 100% of the time
>as if they were each 60 instead of in their 30s.
That's why they're so fucking comfy. Rambling is objectively comfier than a concise review.

>>80602870
are you the same kid that kept asking this stuff in the prerec stream?

I live in Milwaukee and everywhere I go I have this vague hope that I might run into one of them and get into a conversation about movies and have them invite me on the show when they find out how cool and funny and sociable I am

but then I just go home alone and masturbate with my tears

>>80603531
Jesus christ what the hell did Jay did to him?

>Paying to live in Milwaukee

lel no

>>80603924
Poison. Ramen.

>>80602870
RLM has been shit as soon as they got a wiff of popularity, not that i blame them

i would have been mikes friend maybe 5 years ago and that ugly fat dude until he started streaming. would have never befriended the beard guy

>>80602870
buy a fucking ad already.

>>80603531

Who is this?

>>80604026
lol none of them would be your friend, faggot

>>80603147
How much does he make and how do you know

>>80602870
no, but I'd pay them $1000 to kick beardfat out permanently

>>80603531
Gilchron is such an annoying faggot.

>>80603531
Will Gared Gilchrist ever be forgiven and welcome back in the family, family?

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When did this happen?

>>80604238
He's the most annoying faggot on Earth. He's somehow even worse than Beardfat. If he comes back myself and I'm sure lots of others will go.

>>80604200

Is beardfat Josh? I think he's okay. But Mike is the draw and Jay and Rich are the only others really worth watching.

>>80604309
>He's the most annoying faggot on Earth
So is Jack but you faggots love him.

>>80604285
Wheel episode 9, I think? They were making jokes about how the guy from the Backyard Stunts video liked to get close to other dudes

>>80603912
Would you actually approach them though? I'd be too scared I think!

What would you say to them?

>>80604460
>chinese aol (with rich prank call), backyard stunting, and the mesopotamian demon ELOISCOL

is wheel of the worst 9 objectively the best episode?

>>80604285
they really would make a cute couple, but I feel like Jay would get jealous because he's always been Mike's bottom bitch.

>>80602870

You couldn't pay me $1000 to live in Milwaukee.

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>>80604238
We're not even going to welcome him back into the human family.

>>80604649
Not that guy, but I would have the balls to approach them and tell briefly that I really enjoy their works and that I wish all the best. Depending on their reactions and the circumstance (if they seems busy or not), I would try to strike light conversation but not too long to strikes off as look as too intrusive.

It's the least autistic thing to do when meeting personalities you like.

>>80602870
I agree with Mike as a film maker, but I would hate the jewish liberal that he is in real life.

>>80605033
I think you're pretty safe approaching C-list YouTube "celebrities", yeah.

I met a /fit/ and YouTube personality named Scooby at Costco. It took me 15 minutes to work up the courage to say hi. He was the nicest guy!

I think A and B-list actors would probably resent that kind of stuff though.

>>80604390
But Jack isn't. Jack acts like a dad because he is one, if you don't see the huge difference between Jack and Garrett then you're probably a Garrett yourself.

>>>/mlp/

>>80604663

I hate that episode, it's very mean spirited instead of being fun.

>>80605196
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>80602870
If I could pay $10,000 to gas all the shills on /tv/ for these unfunny fucks I would.

>>80603531
>>80604208
>>80604238
What's the story behind this?
Who's "Gared?"

>>80605196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

>>80605033
Rich has told on pre-rec some stories about fans seeing him on the street or wherever. Far as I can tell he's very approachable, though he finds it weird that people think of him as a "celebrity"

>>80605292
Yeah, a "dad comedy" video that no one would ever talk about if those faggots Tim and Eric made it which is obviously what he was going for. He's also changed a lot since he made that. Again, you're being a fucking Garrett, annoying and autistic.

>>>/mlp/

>>80605270

>shills

RLM have been posted here since 2008 and have had several stickies. Go be a newfaggot /v/edditor on your home board. It would probably take you five decades to save up enough allowance to come close to $10,000 anyway you fat titted cuckbeard.

>>80604818
>>80603995
yurofag here, what's wrong with milwaukee?

>>80605452
It's almost as bad as Europe.

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>>80605361
Alright Jack, you need to calm down. You're getting emotional.

Where's my fucking video you hack frauds? Wtf is happening?

>>80605452
Never been but my boss lives there and he's an asshole.

>>80605492
>Get called out for being a retarded faggot
>Call the person someone they aren't because you have no argument

Everytime.

>>>/mlp/

I've seen /tv/ over-idolize these talentless hacks but this is taking it to another level. I'd pay $0 to meet them then kick their fucking asses for free.

>>80605435
>being this assblasted about a bunch of unfunny talentless faggots

do you think because they've been making their garbage little segments for a long time that somehow makes them good?

you gonna defend that shit movie they made next?

be honest with yourself reddit, you watch it so you can pretend you have friends for 15 mins at a time

>>80605452
Too many whites.

>>80605634
You'd get your shit stomped in and then cry about it on /r9k/ like the bitch boy you are faggot.

How hairy is Jay's ass?

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>>80605622
>being this defensive over some bald faggot on YouTube

>>80605643

>Implying I'm the one that's assblasted

kek nice blogpost after you got told faggot, run back to /v/eddit with your intellectual equals to talk about Mario Buttfucks Luigi 9 on the Sony X-Station. I'm done with you.

>>80605634
I'd pay $1000 to watch this. Especially Jay that little faggot needs working on.

>>80605643
I don't know, but you're doing a shit job of making people dislike them. You sound like you have an axe to grind.

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>>80605732

>Being this upset about some bald faggot on youtube

>>80605756
lmfao now redlettermedia has something to do with being an intellectual?

jesus christ. literally the most reddit generals on /tv/

>>80605777
Wasted trips.
Jay is a qt and you know it.

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>>80602870
as a cheesehead I could probably do that for free if I stalked him

>>80605854

>lmfao now redlettermedia has something to do with being an intellectual?

At what point did anyone even imply that, you illiterate fucking mongoloid? Back to /v/eddit you go.

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>>80605287
Gilchron got with Jay's crush, so Jay poisoned him with ramen.

>>80606362
Who the fuck are Garrett and Jason?

>>80606076
aaron fraudgers

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>>80606362
>Garrett performs a one hour standup routine as himself
>It doesn't go well

Just look at Garret's record with them, he was the real talent behind it all. The quality took a nosedive as soon as they parted ways.

This thread is pathetic, fuck off.

>>80606541
Got the one with Picard in the backseat? I think that one.

>>80602870
Why? They are my youtube friends for free now.
And I still don't get to ask Jay weird questions.

>>80606568
Not as pathetic as someone so autistic they come in that thread and whine like a fat baby instead of ignoring it.

>>80606599
>He doesn't harass Jay on Twitter

Why he actually replies and doesn't block me I don't know. He must be some sort of saint.

Would Mike come to the party I'm holding at Park Hyatt Chicago?

The guest of honor is LeVar Burton.

>>80606739
Maybe if he can bring a rope.

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>>80606679
Maybe you're just a 2/10 troll

>>80605154
Scooby seems like the most nicest person ever. I follow his facebook page and the guy regularly organize meet and greet at the last minute and everyone on /fit/ agreed that the guy was always kind to everyone that showed.
Would love to meet him someday.

>>80602870
What brand of deodorant does Jay use? Asking for a friend.

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over the past ~4 years ive contributed probably about $240 via patreon. not a king's sum but a decent amount. it's comfy knowing that i've fed mike and the gang 2-3 times at a fancy restaurant.

im like a venician patrician doing my small part to fund the arts. feels good man

>>80608097
Tussy.

>>80604796
That explains the bad back.

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>>80608124
ywn sit down and enjoy a burger with the gang

>>80608124
>$240
>i've fed mike and the gang 2-3 times at a fancy restaurant.

Don't be so generous to yourself. You only fed Mike, Rich and Josh once at a sports bar with Mike wracking up a hefty bar tab there as usual.

>>80608516
I never eat out so I don't actually know what a cheap (or fancy for that matter) restaurant meal costs like.

>>80608851
nerd

When are they going to make a good movie?

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>>80602870
I really feel bad for Josh. You can tell that deep down he's a good guy, perhaps years ago he wasn't so bad, but slowly he was drawn in to the world of the SJW and transformed into the thing he is today.

All of his SJW and hipster displays remind me of a nature documentary, watching a male bird try to show off to the female using flamboyant dancing and color display.
>hey dude, the talking heads!
>hey dude, neko case!
>hey dude, walking on eggshells in an effort to be as unoffensive yet mildly funny to the rlm viewers while at the same time realizing that this video will be my best bet at finding a fellow sjw soulmate

Josh needs to live up to his "Wizard" nickname and do five dried grams of mushrooms in a dark and silent room until he finds his true self, sheds himself of his current false persona, and in the process become an infinitely better and more genuine person.


Josh, I have the feeling you read these threads. If you do, let me know and I'll try my best to help you with your spiritual journey. I will be your guru.

>>80606362
Jeez. At this point it's probably quicker to list the people who DIDN'T get with Lisa.

(Jay)

>>80602870
whhahahahaah...lowest of the low level of faggotry unlocked for OP...

This thread is the reason there should be mandatory sterilization for women over 40.

>>80603811
I'm not

>>80610160
But me and your mom want to make you a little brother.

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Mike is a cuck.

Doesn't Rich turn 40 this year? They should do a retrospective on his life.

*3 hour montage of a fatty falling down and screaming *

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>>80611165
From a young age Rich Evans was a narcisist, mostly unemployed lazy alchoholic, the end.

>pialst

How do we save Garret Gilchrist, bros?

>>80603093
Spbp

>>80605452
>Wisconsin
The definition of flyover. Little to nothing going on there except muh cheese and drinking themselves to death because they live in Wisconsin.

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>>80609424
>mfw not a single fatbeard fanatic has successfully refuted this air-tight, brutally devastating "review"—especially the last paragraph.

>>80610396
You mean Plinkett.

>>80606362
>as myself
>"I want to have sex with your cat"
Is Mike's Plinkett a secret parody of Gared Gilchrist?

>>80605292
THATS IT! I'm back to hating aidsmoby

>>80605452
It's one of those shitty almost-cities that's as dirty as any real city but is still pretty dead in terms of things to do

>>80614521
jack is pretty cool if you ignore everything he says and does

>>80609424
The thing is, you're right, and its a mentality thats plaguing a lot of men in their late 20s to mid 30s who still don't know how to act like a fucking man.


My brother is like this.

stop eroticizing jack

Does anyone else think RLM is slacking? What's the excuse for no Kong: Skull Island review?

And Best of the Worst episodes are down to once in a blue moon now.

>100+ replies
/tv/ has gone from shit to worse.

>>80616487
Nerd Crew is kino though

>>80616487
Plinketto with Max Landis will be up later today

-Jay

>>80616550

That guy's back, huh?

>February 5th - Best of the Worst: Plinketto #3 (Mike, Jack, Josh, Rich)
>February 12th - Starship Troopers – re:View
>February 23rd - Best of the Worst: Carnosaur 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone
>March 5th - Half in the Bag: Get Out and Logan
>March 9th - Pre-Rec: Horizon Zero Dawn
>March 19th - Best of the Worst: Plinketto #4 (Mike, Jay, Rich, Max Landis)
>March 20th - Half in the Bag: Kong: Skull Island and Beauty and the Beast
>March 25th - Demolition Man - re:View
>March 30th - Best of the Worst: Underground Fighting Movies! (Mike, Jack, Rich, Len Kabasinski)

>>80609424
I think what really bothers me is that he starts to get defensive when the gang starts to goof around and make offkey jokes. He gets all humbug and acts like a grouch. I'm pretty sure he walked off the set of one wheel of the worst or something.

>>80616550
>Max Landis
>Causes a helicopter to crash and kill several children

Landis (gay voice): "This one's for you dad!"

>>80602870

I would in my bollox pay $1000 to baby sit a bunch of socially maladapted spergs. I wouldn't do it if you paid me the feckin' $1000.

>>80602870
lol no

>>80602870
KEK YES

Does anyone know who the special guest are?

>>80621261
Jonathan Frakes

>>80621261
And Marina Sirtis

>>80621714
Did they make her sign their copy of Deathwish 3?

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>>80621669
This is correct. The next Best of the Worst is "Movies Based on a True Story" guest starring Frakes and instead of picking botw, they have to decide which one is a fake story.

>>80621795
The recreated the rape scene with Jack as a creep Plinkett as Deathwish.

>>80621855
>Jack as a creep
i don't buy it

>>80602870
They would all make terrible friends.

>>80621855
>RLM was an elaborate scheme of Mike's to get his teenage trekkie rape fantasy fullfilled all along

>>80604663
Bes wheel is the pregnant lady dance movie one with the canadians.

>>80603147
>he makes $24,000 a year
that's fucking pathetic

>>80604663
Exploding vermins.

>>80606543
>Just look at Garret's record with them, he was the real talent behind it all.
Is that why they produced nothing but unwatchable shit until he left? Interesting.

>>80606739
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA

>>80622317
>unwatchable shit
Gorilla Interrupted is great, mostly due to Garedt saving it with his nuanced characterization.

>>80605154
Yahtzee from zeropunctuation is a renowed asshole to his fans. He goes full clamp when he's approached.

>>80622395
Here's your reply.

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Do you think jay reads this threads with a mix of horror and sexual excitement?

>>80605229

I was going to question you then i remembered Colins laugh when from off camera Rich says "Eloise Cole is Dead" as Highway to hell plays.

Still hilarious.

>>80622447
Sorry you can't act, Mike.

>>80622455
I dream about him furiously masturbating to one of my posts.

No.

Then again, I probably wouldn't do it for free because I actually have things going on with my life. I might do it if I got paid for my time, but I doubt they'd be able to offer me enough money to make it worth my time, plus it wouldn't be a stable job and I wouldn't have any means of career advancement.

>>80623096
Nobody will ever pay for your time, garbage boy.

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>shilling with no content

they need to upload more videos. this one video a week shit and its like a review of new releases or some shit. bring back the wheel. also those canadian guys, they were cool. also that chubby red head chick, she was actually funny.

>>80623275
no she wasn't she just had an contagious laugh for some reason

>>80621261
Roger Corman

>>80623275
>they need to upload more videos. this one video a week shit and its like a review of new releases or some shit. bring back the wheel. also those canadian guys, they were cool. also that chubby red head chick, she was actually funny.

Here's what they've done so far in 2017.

Jan 1 - 7
Two videos. Mr. Plinkett Responds and Nerd Crew.

Jan 8 - 14
Two videos. True Stories re:View and Fuck You It's January 2017.

Jan 15 - 21
Zero videos.

Jan 22 - 28
Two videos. HitB 122 and Nerd Crew 2.

Jan 29 - Feb 4
Zero videos.

Feb 5 - 11
One video. BotW 48. I'll throw out the Richard Hatch video since it's 2011 footage and more of a bonus thing.

Feb 12 - 18
One video. Starship Troopers re:View.

Feb 19 - 25
One video. BotW: Carnosaurs 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone.

Feb 26 - Mar 4
Zero videos.

Mar 5 - Mar 11
One video. HitB 123.

They haven't released a video this week.

10 weeks, 10 videos. This comes out to 1 video a week. There were three weeks (not in a row) where they released no videos, but two of those three weeks were preceded by a week where they put out two new videos (and one where it was sandwiched between two weeks of two videos).

Ultimately, I think one video a week is fine for them.

>>80613041
Garret will save US.

>>80623783
Lazy fucks.

Why does Jay look 8~10 years younger than he actually is?

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>>80625605
He became a Vampire 2-3 Years ao and now absorbs Mike's life force

>>80625605
Because different people age at different rates?

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>>80625864
Jay was replaced with a 25 year old actor back in 2013.

>>80625864
its almost as if you look better if you get fit and get a better haircut

>>80616824
>Max Landis
PASS

>>80621261

Frank Stallone

>>80623275
>>80623783
>>80625252
They probably want to review Peter Jackson's King Kong alongside Skull Island. It takes about a month to get through it.

>>80621261

Not Max Landis

>>80623398
Don't play with my feelings anon!

>>80609424
>Josh needs to live up to his "Wizard" nickname and do five dried grams of mushrooms in a dark and silent room until he finds his true self, sheds himself of his current false persona, and in the process become an infinitely better and more genuine person.

You and I would be friends.

>>80602870
that money is better spent on jars of pickled jalapeños

>>80623343
>I guess you could say American Flatulators was a stinker.
>Sorry, I was trying to do a Mike joke
>zoom in to Mike's expression of disapproval
We want her back.

>>80623398
Probably Freddie Williams or the canadians.

>>80626664
Ew, those suck. Fresh jalapeños or nothing

>>80621261
How do you know they have a special guest? Is new content coming up?

>>80621261
JonTron and PewDiePie

>>80626850
>the canadians
oh...great