MISTER ANDERSON
MY NAME IS NEIL
TELL ME ABOUT THE ORACLE!
WHY DOES SHE EAT THE CANDY?!
Its neo now bitch
Mister Smith, I'm NEO
>>80600964
No, he isn't.
>it is Pavel that binds us
Smith is a shit villain.
>>80600886
>>80600964
What the fuck did you just go back in time to quote yourself?
>>80601002
Just a glitch in the matrix :^)
>>80600964
A glitch in the matrix
The ring cannot stay here, Neo.
>>80600886
Crazy how young he looks here.
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80601002
>Uh, you don't get to bring spoons.
>>80600886
>>80600964
WHAT THE FUCK???
>>80600886
>>80600964
What's going on here?
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
IT'S REAL
>>80600656
That dumbshit fight scene looked dated the instant it came out.
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600656
Anyone ever watch this?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157388
>>80600886
>>80600964
STOP IT BARRY !!!!
>>80602164
kill yourself
>>80600886
>>80600964
N-NANI!?
>>80600886
>>80600964
HOW?!
>>80600886
>>80600964
I-I don't understand
>Neo accepts and eats the cookie from the Oracle in the 1st
>Neo accepts but doesn't eat the candy from the Oracle in the 2nd
>Neo doesn't accept the candy from the Oracle in the 3rd
what does it mean?
>>80602193
...Or what?
>>80602164
flash kino
I've still never seen the full movie
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80602164
Stay on /v/, lad.
>>80600886
>>80600964
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>80600886
>>80600964
A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
H-HOW ??
>>80600886
>>80600964
Why is anyone excited over an obvious scriptfag.
>>80602285
>Remake/parody of a film scene
>Not relevant
Pick one.
>>80602193
>>80602285
>Mad about something from 2004
>>80600886
>>80600964
CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MY FRIENDS ON REDDIT
>>80600886
>>80600964
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>>80602271
or you could go back to red dit?
>>80600886
>>80600950
He's beginning to believe.
>>80602446
...Or?
>>80602392
shut up Ian
>>80602417
youngfags post old shit thinking they've found something that will get them some attention. fucking retards.
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80602516
>>80602600
Nah man, I remember when Paul first put it out. Back when Solem was on top of the flash community. I genuinely wanted to had anybody else seen it.
>>80602639
>confused bilbo
>>80602676
>wanted to had anybody else seen it.
kill yourself
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80602943
...Or what?
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>>80601002 >>80601120 >>80601198 >>80601697 >>80601788 >>80601856 >>80601929 >>80601961 >>80601963 >>80602166 >>80602195 >>80602226 >>80602229 >>80602282 >>80602323 >>80602324 >>80602335 >>80602358 >>80602362 >>80602417 >>80602418 >>80602462 >>80602639 >>80602660 >>80602965 >>80603013
*assimilates you all*
haha whoops guess you weren't expecting that
>>80600886
>>80600964
(You) earned this
>>80600886
>>80600964
Just doing my bit
>>80600886
>>80600964
"Why do these two posts have so ma-"
What the actual fuck man.
>>80603079
eat my clit nigger
>>80600656
Don't call me by my slave name!
Elrond is only in his 50's.
that means he was in his 20's when the Matrix was made.
>>80600886
>>80600964
Great thread
>>80604181
he was almost 40 your retarded 90's born reddit nigger.
>>80600886
>>80600964
What the fuck man
>>>80600886
>>>80600964
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
ITT retarded 90's born queers who killed /tv/
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY
>>80600886
>>80600964
Not like this...
... not like this
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600950
oh shit
>>80600886
>>80600964
what the fuck...........
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
i want to be in the screencap
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>80600964
>>80600886
include me in the screencap
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600656
>>80601951
I actually liked this whole sequence.
>we are here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you what you tried to take from us........PURPOSE
I know people mock the Wachowskis for trying to get all 2deep4me, but I loved it. But enough about that, let's talk about the scene in Reloaded that everyone agrees was pretty good. Starts at 0:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHg3BZZcVw
Ahh....so much promise. And then they fucked it all up.
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
I don't care if it was samefagging
shits good
>>80600886
>>80600964
What is this sorcery
>>80600886
>>80600950
HOLY FUCK
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>>80600886
>>80600964
Whoa, Deja vu...
>>80600886
>>80600964
SMITHPOSTING WILL TAKE OVER /TV/
>>80600886
>>80600964
Put me in the screencap
>>80600886
dear lord....
>>80600886
>>80600964
there's a glitch in the matrix
>>80600886
>>80600964
ITS ALL COMING APART BOYS! WE'RE IN FOR A HELL OF A RIDE
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
The fifties were the best decades.
>>80600886
>>80600964
HACKS
>neo is literally in this thread
>>80600886
>>80600964
I just dont
>>80600886
>>80600964
AH YES THE [s4s] SCRIPT IS WORKING CORRECTLY
>>80600886
>>80600964
Oh fuck!
>>80600964
>>80600886
>mfw larping MODS
>>80600886
>>80600964
whate the fucke
>>80604181
The Matrix didn't come out 27+ years ago, you goddamn double nigger.
>>80600886
>>80600964
Include me in the screencap
>>80600886
>>80600964
HOW
>>80606002
The Chateau fight is still great, though.
>>80600886
>>80600964
seriously how?
>>80606002
How about we talk about the most overrated scene?
It was a decent spectacle, but the fight choreography, pacing, and perception of danger were all weak.
>>80600886
>>80600964
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>80613214
>mfw the only movie that made good use of the green filter
Other modern day movies have no reason to saturate the place in green
>>80600886
>>80600964
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80600886
>>80600964
Amazing.
>>80600886
>>80600964
Nice
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80613214
Fuck off reddit, that's one of the rare movie scenes where I legit thought the heroes would fail since it'd be just the right time in the story arc for Morpheus to die and there was constant peril for 15 minutes straight, no other car chase has come close since.
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
i know kung fu
>>80600964
>>80600886
seriously what the fuck
>>80600886
>>80600964
Really makes you glitch
>>80600886
>>80600964
someone screencap for /r/4chan
>>80600886
>>80600964
Is it all just a simulation?
>>80600886
>>80600964
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>80600964
>>80600886
holy fucking shit dude
>>80602249
He's becoming a free thinker liberated from the code of the oracle.
>>80600886
>>80600964
WHAT THE SHIT
>>80600886
>>80600964
>Never send a human to do a machine's job
>>80600886
>>80600964
how?
>>80600964
>>80600886
wew i'm really in the matrix
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600964
>>80600886
Fucking scriptfags.
Fucking phonefags.
Stop abusing the system. Enjoy your bans.
>>80614773
Fucking party pooper
>>80614787
fucking newfag
>>80600886
DEJA VU
>>80600964
>>80600886
smith confirmed as the one
>>80600886
>>80600964
include me in the screenshot
>>80600886
>>80600950
Holy fuck, best thread in a while.
Why the fuck are people impressed?
>>80600886
Wait...
Burly Brawl
>>80600964
yooo....wtf
>>80600886
>>80600964
>namefag is upset lmao
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80615876
just filter them
>>80614773
The fuck up faggot
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600964
posting in ebin thread
>>80615977
that namefag I was referring to starts threads trying to get attention and one anon gets more responses from one thread than namefag will get in his entire life. I just wanted him to know that I know that he knows he's a failure.
>>80600886
sheiiiiiit
>>80600886
>>80600964
ćBITES THE DUST ć
>>80600886
>>80600964
Y-YAMAROOOOOOOOOO???????!!!!!!!
Somebody's capping this, right?
>>80600886
what the fuck
>>80600886
>>80600964
Based smith
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
S I M U L A T I ON
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
GET ME OUT
>>80600886
>>80600964
there's a glitch in this fucking simulation
>>80600886
Fucking hell
I still can't believe how the madman did it.
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
That is fucked
>>80600886
>>80600964
wat
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600964
>>80600886
really makes you think
>>80600886
>>80600964
include me in the screencap.
>>80620996
Yes
>include me in the screencap
>we did it reddit
We need more word filters or autobans.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>80600886
The original samefag kid
>>80600886
>>80600964
We discovered a glitch in the Matrix
>>80600886
Jesus Christ.
>>80600964
Shitposting is contaminating the matrix!
>>80600886
>>80600964
Inevitable.
>>80600886
>>80606002
>"He is still...only human"
>>80600886
>I don't fully understand how it happened
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80602164
middle school pls go
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80624011
all me
>>80600964
This is how it looks when (((they))) are shutting all down
>>80600886
>>80600964
I don't understand how this is possibru
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
Are we in the matrix?
>>80600886
>>80600964
oh boy
>>80600886
>>80600964
I know how you did it but it's still very hard to do. very good anon
I did it here: >>>/hr/2879513
>>80600886
>>80600964
uh oh
>>80600886
>>80600964
fuckposting to add on to the amount of (you)s
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
.
>>80625100
>>80600886
>>80600964
N-Nani?!
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600964
>>80600950
>>80600886
>>80600964
Put me in the screenshot senpai
thanks mane
>>80600964
It was your life that taught me the purpose of all life
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
IT WAS INEVITABLE
SHUT IT DOWN
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
Get me in screencap pls
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>>80600886
>>80600964
how come the position of the report button is different on the second post?
Something has changed in the matrix
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
the hell?
>>80600964
>>80600886
it's real!!!!
>>80600886
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
Yes He Is
>>80600886
>>80600964
you Cheeky program you
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600886
>>80600964
>I am the matrix
>>80600964
why not
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
B R U H
R
U
H
>>80600964
What
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
wait what the fuck
>>80600886
>>80600964
newfag general
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600964
>the baneposter STILL manages to squeeze right in between the main posts of the thread
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
but how?
>>80600656
Wtf. Someone please explain.
>>80600886
>>80600964
n-nani
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600964
>tfw Baneposting exists beyond time itself
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80628605
There is no spoon
>>80628533
lame
>>80628609
>>80628533
Wow, talk about fucking it up royally
>>80628533
stop jeff
>>80628533
>>80628609
So close, yet, so far.
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600886
>>80600964
>>80600886
>>80600964
toasting in an epic bread
>>80600886
>>80600964
posting just to say i was in this thread
hi, reddit
>>80600886
>>80600964
a-am i real?
>>80600886
>>80600964
what?
>>80600886
>>80600964
glitch in the system
Rawb sucks feminine dick
>>80600886
>>80600964
hey you looking at my post, yeah you are gay for looking up my post from an archive
i want to be recorded in history
>>80628927
>implying they won't just be looking at the reddit screencap instead
cap me or i'll kill your dog with a cheese grater
>>80600886
>>80600964
>Error: Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.
>>80600886
>>80600964
what in the actual fuck
>>80628927
No you're gay
>>80621200
Just filter words yourself.
>>80629958
I know Kung fu
>>80600886
>>80600964
HOLY FUCK REALLY? DO YOU THINK THAT'S STAGED? ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL? MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IS ALTERED BY YOUR STATEMENT, WHAT THE FUCK? MY ENTIRE PERCEPTION OF REALITY HAS BEEN UTTERLY SHATTERED BY YOUR CLAIMS! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS ANON OH MY GOD IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH PORN STARS ARE PAID TO ACT OUT SCENARIOS PEOPLE WOULD FIND SEXUALLY ALLURING ! FUCK WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE? GOD DAMN IT MY LIFE IS A FUCKING LIE, EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO CALL MY GIRL WHILE SHE DRINKS MAMOSA'S AT THE BAR WHILE I'M AT HOME ALONE AND TELL HER THIS STAGGERING REVELATION!
Dammit
KILL YOURSELVES
>>80600886
>>80600964
>it's mod makes /tv/kids happy eposode
>>80600964
>>80600886
so this is what a glitch in the matrix is like
>>80600886
Hang on
dubs to finish this off
>>80600886
>>80600964
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>80600886
>>80600964
WITNESSED
>>80629955
literally kys
>>80632355
nice
>>80600886
>>80600964
How did you pull this off?
>>80600964
>>80600886
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAĆAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>80600886
>>80600950
>>80600964
Jesus christ I knew Baneposting would break reality itself
When this actor guy appeared on screen for the first time in the Mel Gibson war movie I wanted to say "MISTER ANDERSON!" but I was worried the whole theatre would boo at me.
>>80600886
>>80600964
..woah
>>80600886
>>80600964
there is no spoon
>>80632666
Nice trips dude
>>80600886
>>80600964
Incredible.
>>80600886
Fuuug. Am i in the matrix?
>>80633444
Huh, deja-vu
>>80624891
>M'ASK U SUM SMIFF
>>80633209
Nyeessssss.
>>80600886
>>80600964
incredible