Why was based Jackson the only person to ever make a good King Kong?

subtle left leaning themes

Watched it recently

>3+ hours

Zzzz

Only worth watching for Naomi Watts, King Kong is barely a threat

>>80600470
He was a fat fuck like the gorilla so he really got the character.

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>Kong film without ditzy Langefu
>good

>>80600557
Kong was never supposed to be a threat. He's King on his own island of endangered species, but human civilization tears him apart almost immediately

>>80600470
it was hype and actually had a story with decent characters.

not that cluster fuck that came out recently.

>le nice quiet native people
>witty veteran man
>stereotypical brit soldier
>forced black/white guy friendship
>shit poorly designed monsters that look like video game characters

2005>>> Skull Island > 1976 >>> 1933

it was great but the brontesour chase scene was awful

>>80601528
redditcuck please go. the original kong is pure kino
>that GOAT soundtrack

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>>80600470
>>80601528

>>80601528
Accurate ranking I think

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>>80601558
>the original kong is pure kino

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>>80601831
>the original kong ISN'T pure kino

>>80601942
>I'm a film school dropout who's professor told me to like this movie

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>>80602152
only redditors go to film school.

me? I went to film.

>>80602152
The original has a ton of racist scenes and hilariously sexist dialogues, no lefty professor would even acknowledge that film's existence.

>>80602383
>it's good because it panders to my ass-backwards right-wing values

>>80602444
>ass-backwards right-wing values
So you're literally admitting to being a low IQ redditcuck, nice. Anyway it's good for a plethora of reasons, you should give it a watch sometime this weekend. You just might enjoy it.

>>80600470
If you've seen enough Kongs beyond Fay Wray to be able to compare them, kys

>>80603139
fuck off redditor

>Itt

People who watched under three kong movies.

>>80603320
I'll bet you can't wait until that magic day in 2020 when you'll be able to compare Kong vs. Godzillas!

oh boi oh boi oh boi kong vs. predator and aliens omg kong with a facehugger oh boi!

I refuse to believe anyone under the age of 90 could honestly enjoy the original King Kong.

>>80602630
shit's not even in color

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