Stop fooling around and turn to page 394.

>>80597200

Making magic soup isn't a job.

>>80597200

Ok, I did that. Now what?

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Maybe turn to something not in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>80597499
>no Atlas shrugged

>>80597499
>Maybe turn to something not in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises?

You are a delight.

Stop being an adult child and pick up atlas shrugged and the fountainhead

>>80597499
I love those intros to the pasta. I wish more pastas required some effort.

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>>80597200

I never understood why he was such a cunt until I started teaching myself.

Now I know. Oh god, do I know.

>>80597985
Yeah bro *sucks your dick*

>>80598073

I'm sorry, this is an 18+ website.

>>80598121
Says the guy beating kids

Poor man, every little fuckup, every dumb gaze from the potter shit's face reminded him both of how he loved his mother (the eyes) and how she chose a dumb fucking chad (the everything else).

And if potion making wasn't enough he was forced to endure little fuck's complete lack of skill in blocking the mind control shit and soundless casting. All those private lessons wasted on looking at the ugly brainless mug.

Now combine it with the fact that harry was a teen during the books, remember all the annoying little shits around you and appreciate the snek man for all the suffering he endured in his life. Godbless snek man, till your last breath you were too good for this world.

>>80597985
this picture is hilarious for some reason

>>80598359

Daily reminded to never suffer from oneitis if you want to have a happy life.

I'd have more sympathy for him if his waifu wasn't such a dumb cunt though.

>>80598359

The man was a saint. I would have murdered a kid at some point, or had a complete mental breakdown.

>teaching teens all day every day
>herp derp didn't do my homework for reasons
>what is grammar and spelling
>how do I into essay?
>I forgot what classroom we were in lawlz
>I missed the test can I have a make-up test
>I missed the test can I have a make-up test
>I missed the test can I have a make-up test
>I didn't know we were suposed to read this chapter
>I read the wrong chapter
>I didn't know we had to do a reading
>oh I'm in the wrong clasroom again
>I e-mailed you at 3 am why didn't you answer me
>guess I'm failing because you're a bad teacher and not because I'm a lazy little shit

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>>80597985
You don't need to teach to understand that; anyone who's attended high school knows what shits kids are.

If you're going to teach, stick to either college or private school.

>>80600050

I do teach college, sadly.

>>80598735
>why do we have to learn this? When are we ever going to use this in real life