Wow look at this cool guy his face is on a building wow

>>80593848
It's another "Seagal is so fat they can only show his head" episode

>>80593848
What's the expression Seagal is making in this poster meant to convey?

He always wears those fucking sunglasses in ever film is he the same character in every film he's in?

Seagal should shave that beard. He looks faggy as shit with it. It work for Stallone in the first Expandables, it isn't working for him.

>>80593848
>go to Big 5 Sporting Goods
>get random shiny hockey pads on sale
>voila, cyborg outfit

>>80594404
That is a goatee, not a beard

>>80593848
is this a GiTS rip off

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>>80594562
>"Finally, I have become the Perfect Weapon. What's the difference between you and me?"

>"I'm not wearing hockey pads."

>>80593848
Great hair he's got there. Looks so real too.

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>>80594306
>It's another sex scene between Seagal and some 20-something broad who clearly had to be drugged to do it.

>>80594783
>What's the difference between you and me?
>About 250 pounds

>>80593848
Why isn't Seagal the cyborg? Imagine him walking and talking like a robot assassin, it would be kino and funny as hell.

>>80595138
wait...im not even sure this is about cyborgs, but it should be