He'll be fine

He should buy a horse and go live in the mountains where he won't bother anyone.

>>80592154
>d'ohh ima sad clown come to my shows buy my book and feel sorry for me
literally ever nu-comedian

damn, did howard foresee this? if he just reached out i bet artie wouldnt have kept doing drugs

>>80592198
Where will he get piles of cocaine and heroin in the mountains?

>>80592271

Nah, Artie's just a junkie.

can't believe those cuckolds at HBO fired him from Crashing just because he has a drug problem

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/real-time/Artie-Lange-drug-arrest-Howard-Stern-Twitter.html

How the fuck can people do heroin for literally decades and still not only be alive but reasonably functioning? I grew up under the impression that heroin will fuck you up completely in a matter of months but there are so many celebrities that do it for like 30 years among other vices. I mean obviously they are deteriorating but if artie were to get completely clean, fit, and healthy he could prob live as a normal person till like 80+. The human body is quite resilient

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>>80592284
Howard shunned Artie.
He's not even allowed to visit the studio to see people who work there.

>>80592284
Howard refuses to have anything to do with Artie, even ignores his phone calls and states "its for his own good, because he does drugs when I talk to him and I wanna save him."

Howard Sterns a fucking fraud, Artie was clean but he isnt again, so some woman must have dumped him. Also using a really old picture of him, Artie looks like shit now and has fucking WHITE hair.

>>80592198
He doesn't want to. If he were to be thinking clearly he wouldn't even have went out to get fucking speedballs.

>>80592284
Howard picked Artie up off the ground repeatedly. He just had it after his repeated relapses and "woe is me,i promise to quit now forever" shit. Junkie mentality man, it kills.

>>80592154
Will Howie visit him in prison?

>>80592198
desu i think thats the best scenario for drug addicts. Get out into the wild, live with nature and the earth, realize how unnatural and harmful these manufactured chemicals are.

>>80592391
Artie gets clean for a few months to a year or two and goes back to it.

>>80592432
Howard had to let him go after Artie fucking stabbed himself in studio.

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>>80592554
Artie didn't stab himself in studio, he did it in his ugly Jersey Shore mansion.
He also claims he "drank bleach" but he's a fat junkie liar so who knows.

>>80592554
>stabbed himself in studio.
did it really happen in studio?
I thought it was at his home

>>80592198
Why buy a horse when you're riding the white pony

>>80592554
Yeah the stabbing was the final straw, but his whole junkie personality has been wearing howard thin

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>>80592564
fucking hell artie
how old is he nowadays?

>>80592595
>t. eurocuck

>>80592391
Heroin ruins your life by making making you spend all your money and energy on heroin. Us proles can't afford it and end up sucking dick or dying. Rich folk can keep the game up for longer.

>>80592564
Crypt Keeper gained some weight

>>80592718
72 with arthritis in his knee

>>80592707
It may be, but Howard just hates him now, Howard refused to promote his book, refused phone calls, even calls to the show and whenever a caller asks about it Howard makes it sound like Howard is responsible for Artie being on drugs, and as long as they keep apart Artie wont get back on drugs.

Artie mentioned it a few times that he really wanted to talk to Howard but he was just refused like a stranger.

>>80592198
I think buying horse is his problem

>>80592823
They used the dump button on a caller that mentioned Artie a few months ago too.

In the old days Howard would have had someone fired, now he's doing the pushing.

>>80592898
HE-YOOOO

>>80592902
Talk radio is dying, in a way, or at least the listeners are going to either free sources or newer talent.

Opie Radio stinks.
Jim and Sam show stink.
Stern show STINKS.

>>80592564
That's not Artie

>>80593022
yes it is.

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>>80593022
A bit older of a picture, his hair is more white now, but Artie and Judy Gold.

>>80592154
this fat fuck is long over due to die

>>80592979
And all the podcasts that are replacing it are just people having conversations. There's no interview, there's nothing to make it interesting.

I might as well be eavesdropping on the table next to me at lunch.

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>>80592154
>Grrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh................Greeeeeeehhh!

>>80593453
Yeah, I really hate podcasts in general. Most of them are just longform boring conversations. I prefer listening to old O&A shows with Colin Quinn than a 3 hour Joe Rogan podcast where they just rehash the same talking points on politics, DMT and MMA.

>>80592154
JUST

>>80593604
ITS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE!
>Let me keep interrupting you over and over again and the single time you interrupt me I will make a big fucking fuss over it and tell you we are gonna have to end the interview if you keep interrupting me. YOU BETTER NOT DIS WEED!

>>80592965
i dong get it

>>80593604
I had hope that Rogan would pull his shit together and learn how to conduct an interview, but really he just brings in idiots of all varieties and lets them drone on forever.

I was never an O&A fan because I hated Ant, and Opie sucks by himself. I've found myself listening to conservative am radio talk stations and they're awful for other reasons.

Conservative AM Radio is where careers go to die. (I'm sorry Leo Laporte.)

>>80593984
Horse is slang for Heroin

>>80592391
Burroughs lived into his 90s doing heroin almost every day. It's not the drug itself, but often the living conditions, cut, etc that take people out.

howard gave artie plenty of chances and he blew it
artie deserves no sympathy

>>80594058
wow, the more you know. thanks

>>80592398
howard stern is a fucking douche. sold out to be an NBC face. His interviews are fluff now. meh.

>>80592779

this. i had to get treatment when i lost my job. now im addicted to suboxone yay...

>>80594036
Mind if I ask why you didn't like Anthony?
Or do you not like him by himself?

When O&A was together I enjoyed them "better when they had Jim, Vos, Colin or Patrice on"

But separate they all feel awful, even Jim as much as I like him seems dull as fuck with Sam.

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>>80592391

All his money is gone because it's been used to keep him alive.

Eric and Hank would still be with us if they'd had his resources.

>>80593715
It's just so boring hearing only two people talk in an empty room about their personal lives all day. There's no soundboard, no staff to talk to, no cohosts that have good chemistry, no comedians coming in to be funny. All comedian podcasts is just them talking about comedy in a monotone voice. There's no dynamics between hosts/comedians because there doesn't have to be anymore.

>>80594036
Yeah it is understandable. Most people I know either listen to O&A or Stern, none of them listen to both. I am a young person so I admit I missed the Stern train by a couple years, so I just ended up an O&A guy.

>>80592154
Literally who?

>>80594307
Gotcha, now I get ya, the only time I seemed to listen to them was when they had some good people on and laughing my ass off. Otherwise I can remember lots of awful days like this.
>Hey Ant, whatcha doin.
Eatin.
>IMA FAG!

>>80594259
Anthony always acts like he understands the secrets of the world and the rest of us are idiots.
He's like a teenage edgelord who managed to make it to his late forties.
Opie I always liked, but without a good cohost he's as boring as the ArtieQuitter podcast.

Mostly I wish Black on Black were back, but as a daily show.

>>80594307
I'm old as hell and grew up on Stern.
Some of his stuff from the early 90s is cringey as hell, but at the time my 14 year old mind was blown.

His best years were easily the last 5 on terrestrial, and the first five on sirius.

>>80594307

I think another aspect (which helped kill the Stern show) is the move away from terrestrial radio.

In real life the only people who spend all day listening to talk shows are shut-ins and weirdos. The wack pack was an organic mix of fans and non-fans alike who were just broken enough that they'd call a morning radio show all the time.

Now that it's not free for every potential Jeff the Drunk out there, we'll never get another wack packer that isn't forced as shit. (Mark the Bagger)

>>80592154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmjuSOhaYco

Artie as a kid.

Don't do drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzJ9CfW6_E

Artie's epic arrest story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0A4E_qzHNk

>>80592271
>veteran comedian Artie Lange
>nu-comedian
He's just an actual destroyed human being.

>>80594550
he was funnier then then he is now.

>>80592391
he snorts it.

>>80592391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9huWlXFA1s

>>80592154
sadly this is the end result when you base all of your comedic material on gambling, drinking, and drugs. you go off the wagon for a bit, you run out of material, then you return to drink from the well of degeneracy and get busted with heroin and cocaine

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>>80594627
Like most Artie stories, it's probably 10% truth and 90% bullshit.

Not that it makes it a bad story, but over the years he got pretty inconsistent with the retellings, and plus he's a junkie liar.

Artie is still alive, and this little turkey is gone. It's not fair.

>>80595081
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9huWlXFA1s
Damn. Thanks for that link.

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>>80595348

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>>80595523

>>80592154
>do heroin every day
>still be fatass

but how...

>>80595700

Eat nothing but fatty Italian food and sleep all day.

>>80595700
he's rich and doesn't have to choose between heroin and food. It also isn't an appetite suppressant, you're thinking of coke / meth

>>80594540
kek.

>>80595832
but he also did coke

>>80594724
Nu-comedians are post 1980s when it became hip again to be a cynical preachy asshole like george carlin. Tim Allen and Jeff Foxworthy are the last of a time when a comedian could be a man.

>>80595832
yeah, but if you're nodding off for hours at a time on H, that's a great way to avoid eating too much.

>>80595832
Bullshit, I never ate when I was doing H and I was full skelly mode. You never heard of heroin chic, kid?

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>>80594540

>>80595946
>Tim Allen
>sold out his friends to the police by setting them up in a major drug deal
>a real man
Get fucked. Jeff Foxworthy and Tim Allen aren't even funny.

>>80596605
>on stage characters vs real life
Only a contrarian nu-male would say either tim or jeff are not funny. I guess you need a low test baldy in a black t-shirt to tell you how white men are evil.

>>80596747
>HURR DURR WHITES VS. BLACKS RACE WAR NOW

>>80592319

Google "Faustie" from beastforums

>>80596747
>contrarian nu-male
>low test baldy

>A-am I fitting in yet?!

I'm surprised he's still alive

>>80597603
he wont be much longer

Wow, thanks for this shit thread, OP.

>>80598147
Don't like it? GTFO

>>80598147
if you said that to me in real life id punch you in the mouth you compensating pussy

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>>80592718
you know whats fucked up? both of these guys are the same age (49) with joe rogan being 2 months older

>>80598585
Looks like one of them works out, while the other does heroin and eats mcdonalds

>>80598336
Lol

So are you one of these losers that talk about how they made a thread on 4chan the other night? Are you? Lol

>>80598336
Right. I'm the one compensating.
Top Kek!

>>80592154
Goddammit, Artie.

I miss Jackie THE JOKEMAN. Artie is a fat faggot who's biggest success was dirty work or beer league.

>>80598851
its not like jackie had a big career either

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who will be found dead first? KC or artie?

What do you guys think of Howards performance now. Will he ever go back to his former glory or is he forever a straight edged SJW?

>>80599068
Howard's done.

For whatever reason, he chose to end his career on a low note.

>>80599068
Hes like 62 now and now wants to be with the celebrity crowd.
At this point he doesn't give a fuck about his former self and just wants to interview celebrities instead of being edgy