>movie is longer than 90 minutes

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>>80590151

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>movie doesn't have quips

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>movie isnt at least 2.5 hours long

>movie has subtitles

>OP

I'm an autistic and cant sit still for longer than an hour.

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>movie doesnt have explosions

honestly, if I go to the cinema and the movie isn't AT LEAST 2 hours long I'd feel cheated

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>movie is just people talking

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>immersion is broken by some asshole knocking on my door
>can no longer focus
>so angry that my timeout from the movie lasts 2 years
>"Sure, I watched this... I just don't remember how it ends!"

evrytiem

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>>80590151
Movie is just pictures taken really quickly with mouth vibration in the background

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>somebody interrupts halfway through movie
>have to start over

Seriously. You know a movie is going to be bad if a director needs more than 90 minutes including credits to tell a good story.

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>It ain't me starts playing

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>start movie
>gf wants to bang during the middle of it
>completely forget what happened in the first part of movie

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>>movie is an allegory

>>80590282
Same. I just feel underwhelmed seeing a 90 minute movie in the cinema

>>80592331
Remember watching Jurassic Park 3 and going "wait, that's it? what the hell???" when they get off the island after only 90 minutes

I went up to the ticket lady and demanded my money back and then the police came and escorted me out and I never returned to that cinema again. Nice work losing a customer you jerks.

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>kino is shorter than 3.5 hours

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>movie doesn't have an extra scene after the end credits

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>movie is longer than three hours

Seriously, name one (1) movie that isn't LOTR that justifies a 3+ hour runtime.

>movie is one bad thing after another happening to the main characters
>what did they ever do to deserve this

>>80593115
Godfather

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>>80590230

>movie doesn't have subtitles when foreign characters speak

>>80593115

The Hobbit

>>80593115

Batman v Superman

>>80593115
Lawrence of arabia

>>80593115

Gone With the Wind

>>80593115
The Longest Day

>>80590180
And there it is. The "autist" response. This is what Common Core teaches children, these days.

You are the cancer that destroyed this place and is now proceeding to destroy humanity. Everything you touch, is shit. YOU are shit. Everything you will ever amount to, everybody you will ever know and everything you will ever do, will be shit.

You rob everything of its integrity and you spew your "buzzwords" as though they're gospel. You brag about accomplishments that aren't yours to what passes for your "friends" and they reward you with empty applause. Empty. Like everything else in your life. You have never possessed one ounce of dignity, honor or self-respect. Others do not respect you. In all likelihood they will NEVER respect you.

I do not wish death upon the likes of you. I do not wish for you to end your vapid, hollow existence. Instead, I revel in the knowledge that, with each year that passes, you will descend more and more into the despair and depression that will inevitably follow your teenagehood. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face as the revelation hit you. The revelation that you are nothing and always have BEEN nothing. I wish I could be there to tell you, "I told you so" with a wry smile on my face.

That this will never happen, is my only regret. Enjoy what passes for your life, child, because in a few years when adulthood hits you with full-force, you will not even be REMOTELY prepared for it.

>>80593115

Breaking Bad The Movie

>>80593554
>>80593591

Hahahaah. Sure.

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>movie has Emma Stone

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>>80593627

go to bed Sheldon

>>80593115
Seven Samurai

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>>80593519
Even three minutes would've been too long for the hobb-"shit" (hehehe) movie

>>80593115
Once Upon a Time in America

>>80593627
Reminder this kid is the most autistic faggot here. He makes all the shitty pasta. He is here for 18 hours a day and has likely been called an autist over 1000 times.

No movie should ever be under 120 minutes.

>>80593772
This. Imagine going to McDonalds and order a Big Mac and you only get one and a half patty instead of the two you were expecting but they still charge full price for it. That would be unacceptable but somehow in the movie industry this is apparently totally fine.

>>80593115
Exodus

/pol/ btfo

>>80590151
I would rather see a good 90 than a bad 120.

>not playing all film at 1.75x

>>80593115
Apocalypse Now

>>80594139
I would rather see a good 120 than a good 90.