what are some ways theaters could up the moviegoing experience?

>>80588983
>off days for designated shootas

wat

>>80589137
I meant shotas

>>80589190
Don't pretend to be me, faggot. And yes, I meant shotas.

>>80589137
It's an american theater

>crab legs
>single policy, no fucking couples allowed

>>80589190
>>80589260

You know the thread shows how many people have posted in it, right? Samefagging is never okay.

>>80589260
Oh. Hot. Like, only shotas can go, or shotas get in free? Or the theater designates a shota for each patron?

>>80589190
>>80589260
>>80589386

Stop samefagging you cringe-machine.

>>80589386
shooters you fukn idiot SHOOTERs

>>80589386
The latter.

>>80589441
>>80589440
>>80589386
>>80589190
>>80589260

Once again, stop samefagging.

>>80589476
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>80589440
I don't see how you can possibly know that. OP said shootas. That is one letter away from shotas, and two letters away from shooters. Occam's razor dictates that he probably meant shotas.

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>>80589476

The thread shows how many unique posters are here. OP tried samefagging to bump it. Then it went up to five unique posters when I first posted, meaning that:

>>80588983
>>80589137
>>80589265
>>80589320
>>80589345

Are the people in this thread. Since then, OP has been samefagging obsessively about this shota thing, as 13 posts later, there are still only five people.

One of those posts I called samefag was somebody else besides OP, but the rest were him, and >>80589566 is too. Still only five people in this thread. OP is a samefag.

>>80588983
Honestly just decently priced concessions. Also theater near me has reclining seats and $5 matinee. That should be the standard.

>>80589637

All meant as a reply to >>80589496 not me. Still at five people.

>>80589637
>being this wrong
>>80589566
Because that post was me, OP, saying shooter, the rest were someone else i didnt bump the thread either fuk off

>>80588983
singles only day

>>80589728
Homie, please stop pretending to be me. It's sad.

>>80589728
>>80589801

Yeah right. 19 posts with 7 people, but you're not samefagging.

ITT: no one who is correct about anything.

>>80588983
All theaters should have reserved seating, reclining seats, and tables so you can order food before the show and they bring it out to you when the movie starts. Also piss bags for all movies longer than 2 hours.

>>80589861
I'm correct in saying that OP will not stop obsessively samefagging to bump his own thread.

>>80589190
>>80589260
>>80589476
>>80589496
>>80589566
Who are you people? Get the fuck off my thread. You guys aren't me, I really did mean Shotas.

>>80589931
Thank you, I've been trying to tell me I meant shotas this whole fucking time.

>>80589931

What the hell? This isn't me. I meant shota's.

>>80588983
Subwoofers in every chair so we can really feel the movie.

>>80589986
>>80589966
>>80589931

Who the fuck are you guys? I meant shotas.

OP here: Just want to clear some things up. First, I meant SHOTAs, not SHOOTERs. Second, I meant shotas because I prefer the company of you males. Third, if anyone tells you otherwise, they are a samefag.

>>80589966
>>80589986
>>80590026
Seriously who are you guys? Please stop pretending to be me so we can carry on with this thread.

>>80590078
I am the disgusting, boylusting OP. Who are you?

>>80589931
>>80589190
>>80589260
>>80589476
>>80589496
>>80589566
Doesn't reply to me or my falcon's son ever again.

>>80590113
Its Whom* and I already stated Shootas was a typo and I meant Shotas. Please leave my thread.

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OP here. What are some ways theaters can improve the moviegoing experience? Here are some suggestions from me, the Original Poster

>Complimentary shotas
>half off weekdays for shotas and shota enthusiasts like me, the Original Poster
>Complimentary handjobs from the all-shota staff
>off days for designated shotas
>slushie snowboarding shotas/skiing shota area

>>80590279
Please stop, this is the first thread I made after learning for 3 years and its a failure.

OP here

Disregard, I suck cocks

>>80590493
Real OP here

Disregard this post, I suck shota cocks.

>>80590493
>>80590557
PLEASE STOPPP

What did you mean by "shootas"?

>>80591822
I meant Shotas

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Theaters in Japan have auditoriums dedicated to loli-screenings only

>post yfw this will never happen in the US

This entire thread is proof that /tv/ deserves to be shut down

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THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME, MY MEN, OP HERE, BUT ONLY ONE. OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO DUBS GETS TO STAY IN MY THREAD!

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>>80593574
I get dubs all day, bitch nigga.

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>>80593574

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>>80595105
No you don't.

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>>80595266
>>80595266
>>80595266
CHECK THEM NIGGERS

>>80588983
A fully automated Burrito Dispenser at the front of the viewing area. The seat you sit in has a keypad on your armrest that allows you to enter in a code for the burrito you desire.

Upon entering a code and hitting "OK", an aluminum-wrapped 2 pound burrito is jettisoned from the dispenser at 20 mph directed at your seat.

Renting theaters out for video game players during slow times in the morning on weekends. Say 20 bucks ahead.

>>80596222

excellent get, ok idea.

>>80596277

holy shit im a get machine.

bigger titties on the theater wetnurses is all i ask

always nearly dry by the time they get to me

there's not much you can really do. theatres in my country are already serving actual meals that are delivered to your seat, and reserved seating, that kind of stuff.

outside of gimmicky shit like moving chairs and smell-o-vision or some shit, i can't think of anything else, but that would just detract from the experience imo, like 3d, but maybe normies would like it.

>>80588983
single booths
its almost impossible for me to enjoy a movie when people are talking or on phones

hell, you sniff during a movie and im taken out of the experience. maybe headphones?

niggers tongue my anus

>>80593574
OP here, please leave your offtopic discussion off my thread while we discuss ways to improve the movie going experience.