Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Thread - /SNT/

Cool, OP. Have there been threads before? I missed the show completely last week.

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>>80584951
It's a Bongland national treasure.

the prozzie fucker is guest announcer

>>80585406
Hugh Bonervile fucked prozzies?

Genuinely thinking about ordering a takeaway now lads

Who else /playsWintheAdsonline/ here? Did it for the first time last Saturday, fingers crossed.

>>80585456
He is """allegedly""" one of the celebs behind the super injunctions. The one with the sex toy.

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>It's a show is only an hour long episode

Fuck this shit, SNT loses half an hour but the Voice stays two hours long without delay, fuck them!

The sofas thing is bullshit. All of them except for 1 already have no chance of being selected.

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>>80585623
>theyve had to cut out the first part where they surprise a couple of random people in the audience

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>It's a Bant & Kek meet the fag Stormtroopers and that fag Darth Vader rip-off at Disneyland ad

>watching Ant & Dec
>not Mel & Sue for comic relief

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>>80585732
>They've had to cut off the Happiest Minute of the Week (Saturday 7:26pm)

If Memehern isn't here this week I'm gonna reeee.

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>>80585795
Sounds like something underage Tumblrfags who didn't have a childhood growing up with SMTV would watch.

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>>80584337
>ant 'n' dec

oh dear oh dear.

>>80585922
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>>80585945
They're an elite marine unit single-handedly enforcing Operation Yewtree and keeping the country safe.

>>80585456

why wouldn't you fuck prozzies all the time if you were rich

the high class escort types anyway

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Igor & Grichka's Saturday Night Takeaway when?

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>It's a Phillip and Holly episode

>>80585922
her arm looks like a penis

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>Schofe's legs

>>80586134
>Wasting your wealth on cheap prozzies instead of Sexbots and Clone Whores

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>This Morning parody with Ant as Holly

You've gone too far this time, boner.

>>80585816
>his fucked up feet from the other week

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>Mulhern

NO BONER, NO!

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>phil & holly generally funnier throughout the game
>dec turns round playing the pork leg

i was done lads

Does anyone south of Manchester watch this show?

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>Expected a castrated excuse for an episode reduced by a third
>Witness the ultimate Memehern Kino

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*blocks your path*

The last time a man was picked to play Win the Ads was 2008.

Absolutely pathetic attempt.

>contestant didnt know the answer but knew she'd won from seeing something off screen after she gave it

how?

RIGGED
I
G
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I thought they're supposed to announcer the winner of the Online draw?

>>80586203
no you're just a faggot anon

>>80587075
There have been loads of mistakes tonight. Dec made like 3 in their backstage bit with the faggot.

Hope the last part goes smoothly

>>80585945
Dan the Van bows to Chuckles, etc etc.

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>this thread
>we celebrate x factor tier shit with added "cheeky" jokes

I want to leave this timeline.

this is trash.

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>>80587209
Oh well at least tonight is partially redeemed by Mulkino.
>that Angel of the North

>>80587338
Thought you'd turn up earlier than this desu. Also expected a couple of sour yanks

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>>80587338
>Comparing Based SNT to fucking X Factor

Holy underage b8, Batman.

Wonder how much they hate each other in reality.

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>I'm A Celeb

You now remember that Tara Palmer Tomkinson is dead now. So is Darth Maul finally.

>THAT ENDING

BASED MULHERN

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>AHHHHHHH!!!!! PAKI MOHAMMED RASHEED GOT ME... SLAY ALL THE SARACENS IN MY NAME DEC!

Hard to believe that these two family-friendly folks started in this.

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>>80587645
>Geordies in charge of not being cucked by Mulhern

What are we watching now lads?

>>80587720
Ain't anything on. Celeb Juice comes back on Thursday though, so that'll be repeated next Saturday.

>>80587799
Probably just keep itv on the background then while browsing the catalog

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>>80587720
You could switch over to Casualty Kino, some neckbeard is playing Pokemon Go but BBC don't have the rights to show Pokemon so it's just some generic dinosaurs.

>>80585795
Mel Giedroyc is fucking insufferable

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>>80587419
>>80587438

Not a burger and I've been here since before SNT existed, you little cunts.

This thread is 9gag tier, stuff for children and middle aged drones that laugh when the laughter track tells them too, or in this case SNT's audience. Eat shit and die.

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>>80589000
>Takes half an hour after the show ends to respond
>I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN POSTING ON
4CHAN SINCE 1993 YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS

The first ever episode of SNT from 2002 predates 4chan by like a year and a half you fucking baby.

>>80587338
>>80589000
>Claims not to be a Yank
>Posts ebin Reddit yank shit reactions

>>80589000
t. Ashley Roberts

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>>80589562
Don't blame Ashley Roberts for being sacked in favor of that fat slag Geordie chav.

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>>80589368

>cant even imply without fucking it up
>the most important thing on here is giving you shit
>4chan = internet forums
>not only are you defending SNT but you're also star trek fan

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>>80588387
>tfw his phone got stolen and he got the big black paramedic to get it back by lying about it having pictures of his dead daughter
God damn is this show even about people who are actually ill anymore? He literally just got mugged, you used to have people falling off roofs and getting impaled and shit.

>>80587338
ah a redditor chooses to announce his presence and thinks he is superior here? lmao

>>80589904
autism

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>>80589904
>Ewwwwww Star Trek :P.

You're really not helping your case here, kid.

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>>80589935
>Some mutt
>big black

baka senpai

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>>80590057
>>80590114
>>80589433
>>80589562

>the I'll call them an autistic redditor response

>>80590263
>lurks the /who/ general of all things
>isn't a redditor

>>80590263
i dont think you're reddit. you're riddled with autism though.

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>>80589000
>Not a Burger

Paki then.

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>>80590422

>not jenna posting to trigger them

kek, I'm getting called autistic by someone that checks and remembers filename of pictures.

>>80590636
Hello Cloister the nonce.

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>>80590736

>shit, the reddit thing isn't sticking, I'll accuse them of being a tripfag next, that'll show them!

>>80591017
Back to /krg, Discord.