I'm just breakin your balls over here, you gettin fuckin fresh?
HEY LOOK AT THIS WISE GUY TRYING TO BUST OUR BALLS OVER HERE. I'MMA BUST YOUR BALLS AND SERVE 'EM ON SOME BABAGOOL
you insulted him a little bit
>>80582881
he was busting balls. Only the last part was an actual insult
>>80582946
I didn't insult anyone
>>80582910
So. Who the fuck are you? Ralph Bunche over here?
>>80582999
naw, naw, you insulted him a bit
LOOK AT THIS! LITTLE TOMMY, ALL DRESSED UP AND DOIN' THE TOWN. OOOH! TOMMY! OH! OOOOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!
>>80582881
Should I fire up the steam boys?
I DONT SHINE SHOES NO MORE
Shinebox, that's MY fucking legacy!
>>80583041
i didnt insult him, i didnt insult him
get us a drink, get us all a drink
..and then there was "Spitshine" Tommy, who got that nickname because he'd make your shoes like fucking mirrors
the drinks......are on the...................house
>>80583124
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>>80583208
SAKK ARE CAWKS?!
>>80583117
TOUGH GUYS hun, you and your fuckin brother.
RALPHIE CAN YOU PLEASE KILL THE WHOOOOOOOOOORE
>>80583208
Let me tell ya a couple of three things
>>80583470
Don't get cunty
>movie called goodfellas
>none of them are good fellas
really gets the noggin joggin
>>80583518
You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.
used to call him little janny hotpockets, he could make your board look like fuckin reddit
Henry Hill: You're a nu-/tv/, you're really reddit. You're really reddit.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm reddit?
Henry Hill: It's reddit, you know. It's a good story, it's reddit, you're a reddit guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I post? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just reddit, it's... reddit, you know the way you upvote and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Reddit how? What's reddit about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big autist, he knows what he said. What did ya say?Reddit how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're reddit.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm reddit how, I mean reddit like I'm a CTR, I upvote you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' upvote you? What do you mean reddit, reddit how? How am I reddit?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you post, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm reddit. How the fuck am I reddit, what the fuck is so reddit about me? Tell me, tell me what's reddit!
>>80583134
'ey...
drinks...are on... the house
>>80583651
kek'd hard
>>80583651
What's that, You hear a little girl? You hear a little girl frainke?
>>80582881
>I'm just breakin your balls over here, you gettin fuckin fresh?
I'm not getting 'fucking fresh'. You insulted me in public in front of my friends and girlfriend. You're out of ordera little yourself.
you're having a lunch with this guy and suddenly he tells you to hit the florida and whack some rat
wat do
>>80583850
Hear a little girl, ace?
>>80583761
no no no have a drink with me
For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a baneposter. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a baneposter was to own the world.
>>80584015
Teach the kid a little fuckin manners!
>>80584015
Where you goin jag off?
>>80583241
Adios you fuckin SKANK
>>80584015
there's only one irishman here!
This kid was great, they used to call him spit shinin' Jani.
I swear to god, he'd make your board look like fucking reddit.(Excuse my language)
He was terrific, he was the best. And he did it for free too.
Salud Jani!
>>80584146
Salut. It's a celebration.
>>80584175
Now go get your fucking upvote
>>80584246
MOTHER-FUCK
YOU FUCKING MUTT
YOU BOUGHT YOUR FUCKING "REPORT SUBMITTED" YOU FAKE OLD SHITPOSTER
One day... some of the kids on /v/ reposted my meme pictures all the way to their home board. You know why? It was outta respect.
>women trying to run away on all fours
what did they mean by this?
Moot was right... The shitposting man is a sucka
>>80584175
hehe, looks like someone we know.
>>80582881
Casino > Goodfellas
Drinks are on.............................................................. the........................ uuhhhhh............................................ the, the................................ shit, what was it again?......................................................................... hey, Marty, what's my line?........................................................................................ the what?.......................... oh, yeah, that's right.... the house!
watch it billy
>>80584496
Hell no, now go home and get your fucking shine box.
>>80584659
don't get cunty
I thought you had one of your bitches in here
>>80583858
Was Henry too paranoic at this point?
>>80584335
c'mon ya fuckin' feel strong?
>>80582881
Sorry, didn't mean to break your balls with this
>>80585151
you're always late, you'll be late for your own fuckin funeral pal
>>80586439
it's "youre always fucking late, even late for your own fucking funeral"
I think its funny what stacks did, I wonder if the real life version of stacks did the same thing he did in the movie
>>80585405
Is it really paranoia though? He had no choice, Paulie turned his back on him, he was left out on the cold with no protection, and Jimmy was a sly psychopath, he'd definitely got clipped in Florida.
>>80583651
Get the fuck outta here Tommy!
why didn't karen pick up the dress
So I'm in the middle of the fuckin' thread, baneposting. And jani comes over and says,
>What are you doing here
I said,
>I'm baneposting.
he says,
>HERE you're baneposting?! this aint fucking /srs/ or /b/
I said
>Im banepostin, i know im banepostin, im banepostin!
So then he pulls me aside and starts asking me all kinds of questions, you know this and that.
he says,
>so what are you gonna tell me today shitposter
i say,
>My usual. Zero. Nothing.
he says,
>no youre gonna tell me something today tough guy
i say,
>Alright ill tell you something, Go do it for free.
PING POW POW PING
He deletes my posts and bans me for 15 minutes.
>>80586595
he did
>Parnell "Stacks" Edwards was supposed to take the van used in the robbery to a car compactor in New Jersey to have it destroyed; instead, jubilant from the gang's heist, he smoked some marijuana while en route to the junkyard. He then drove the van to his girlfriend's apartment, conspicuously parked it in a no-parking zone, and spent the evening getting drunk and snorting cocaine, apparently intending to deliver the van to the junkyard the next day. The next morning, while Edwards was still asleep in his girlfriend's apartment, the police discovered the van, impounded it, and quickly identified it as the vehicle used in the burglary.[1] Edwards himself successfully fled the complex without being apprehended. His fingerprints were later found on the steering wheel, and a muddy shoeprint found at the airport was matched to a pair of Puma AG athletic shoes that Edwards owned.
how can you fuck up that badly
>>80583651
>Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big autist, he knows what he said
Kek
>>80587413
>blacked
>>80587244
Now let me ask you somethin
Why would someone, why would ANYONE do it for free?
You can try but you can't explain that
It doesn't add up
>>80587413
funny thing is that Stacks was actually one of Tommy's best friends, and he begged Paul Vario not to have to kill him for his fuck-up.
>>80584223
Top of the morning to ya
Ay Spidah!
On your way over here, bring me a cutty n wattah eh
>>80587818
i thought u said i was all right spider
>>80588097
no aint alright spider you got alot of fucking problems.
>>80582881
They're a glorified crew
>>80584175
kek
For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a Janitor. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a Janitor was to own the world.
>>80586984
Because she was in a hurry and had to go pick up the kids at her mother's.
God, pay attention.
>>80583585
Turned off the movie right there
>>80584504
heh heh he does say it like forgot his line.
>>80583651
Started off strong but fell apart towards the end.