Women are funny. Get over it.

>>80582509
>braapposting IRL
not funny,never funny

Who exactly is this post for? Are you trying to convince /tv/ that Amy Schumer sucks? I think there's already a consensus on that.

that's shopped

>>80582509
I agree with you, but you're so clingy and desperate. This thread already happened a few minutes ago. You make it really difficult to agree with you. You're like... her.

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>>80582509

>>80582509

Women can be funny. THIS woman is not.

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

>>80582628
t. amy schumer
get out of here you fat fuck

>>80582509
Some are, but not her.

My issue is that men write all their bits and they can't even deliver in a way that genuinely makes you laugh.

Real question is why do these people who hate her care so much?
I can think of dozens of unfunny comedians but I don't rage about it online every time one of them releases a special.

>>80582771

This copypasta disgusts me every time.

>>80582771
literally me wrote this

>>80582867
Why would you read it more than once? Did you forget how unfunny it was?

>>80582509
all leather, Sorry Eddie.
Is there anyone she wont steal from

>>80582847
Do you know of any other completely and utterly unfunny comedian who is pushed this hard? I can't think of anyone who sucks like this, at worst others in the past were simply overrated.

>>80582771
What is it about /tv/ specifically that encourages these kind of pasta's

it's just sad that she really hasn't much else to talk about than bodily fluids and genitals.