>2 weeks since any new RLM content
I'm dying.
>>80582075
>RLM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/
do you just sit around and wait for these guys to pretend to be your friends or what? why tell us?
>reddit letter memeia
>>80582243
yes
Is there a comprehensive list of episodes of Jay's appearances on Pre-rec?
>>80582243
Yea same
>>80582243
I'm sorry mister social life.
But what can I say this it's fun and gets me things to talk about with my friends, movies they review are really funny and obscure enough to justify watching the show otherwise you'll never hear of them.
Stop this forced meme they have no credibility
>>80582075
Maybe if you autistically make 10 more threads about this today, they'll upload faster.
use this free time to find a job
>>80582243
>do you just sit around and wait for these guys to pretend to be your friends or what?
yes
> why tell us?
I have no friends
it's a nice day anon why not go outside and meet someone new? :)
I hope it means there's a lot of stuff incoming!
Reddit Letter Memeia
>>80582075
Do everybody a favor and end it all.
d*sney is blocking their channel so they can't review kong while it's still on theaters nor talk shit about beauty and the beast
>>80582107
You are like a little baby.
>>80583153
>>80582318
There's a playlist on youtube.
>>80582318
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKWZjFgoH9g4gFU1GUvo6RkES_h0rmvuI
I'M DYING LAUREN
are you all new? how was I the first to think of that?
>>80583631
>how was I the first to think of that?
you weren't. It's pretty obvious that OP wrote that along with a picture of Jay as a reference to "I'm dying Lauren"
It just so happens that you were the only one thick enough to have to point out that you got the joke
>>80583631
>how was I the first to think of that?
Because you're the only one that still gives a shit about stupid, ancient memes that haven't been funny in years?
>>80582107
ok, this made me laugh
>>80582243
yes
>>80583700
>>80583706
fuck off classic gilchrist
it's not even good, i dont know why its constantly shilled around here.
15 minutes are up.
>>80583776
The only thing up are their subscribers and Patreon amount.
>>80583047
I started this. I am a meme setter. Thanks for using it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12544187
I'm shocked by the results.
>>80582243
actually i pretend to be their friend
>>80583954
A perfect tie?
>>80583954
didnt even watch it and voted bad
>>80584152
I did watch it, and you're right.
>>80584152
>>80584457
I watched it and didn't vote
>>80584152
Yeah, because you're a rational actor who used deduction to come to that (accurate) conclusion.
>>80584542
>>80584457
>>80584152
I didn't watch and didn't vote.
Didn't they post saying they had oodles of content being edited 2 weeks ago? What happened?
>>80584457
>>80584542
I know nothing about it, did they actually try to make a movie or did they do the "look guys, we're making it shitty on purpose!" thing?
>>80584666
They posted that about two days ago. A couple of weeks ago they posted that they WERE going to have lots to edit in the coming weeks.
>>80584668
what do you think?the latter, hardcore. way worse than HITB.
>>80584668
>I know nothing about it
So you've never been on /tv/ before?
>>80584735
Nah, watched the Plinkett reviews and first 30 or so HitB episodes when they were new but stopped paying attention to them after that. Been going back recently to watch the stuff I missed, but I apparently wasn't frequenting /tv/ when Space Cop came out.
>>80584668
The movie was "ironically bad" and therefore is immune to any and all criticism.
If a critic makes a movie in earnest and fails then his reputation is ruined. He exposes himself as someone who is only barely talented enough to berate the industry he's not qualified to join.
>>80585100
>The movie was "ironically bad" and therefore is immune to any and all criticism.
But it isn't. It's just a low budget comedy.
>>80585100
>immune to any and all criticism
Jay himself said that the only way to be immune to criticism is to not make anything at all.
Why is there always so much projection in these threads? Is it just jealousy?
>>80585100
>If a critic makes a movie in earnest and fails then his reputation is ruined
Didn't happen to Roger Eggbert
>>80585189
Mike is no Ebert.
>>80585189
beyond the valley of dolls was good tho
>>80582243
This board is entirely based upon sitting around waiting for TV shows and movies to air, so I don't see why people act like internet shows are any different.
Is Jay autistic?
>>80585970
Funny guy.
>>80585970
How do you obsessive faggots keep finding shit like this?
>>80585970
Jay's heterosexual stop trying to fetishize him
>>80583954
>jack suffocating mike.jpg
Don't turn this into a joke. Jack spent 48 hrs. in jail before Mike dropped the charges.
>>80586028
what do you mean im obsessive?
>>80585970
>no results on google image search
>>80586224
contributing right wing mike images
>>80586224
I KNEW HE WAS REDPILLED
>>80586336
damn pilkington got fat huh
>>80585175
when you watch a personality long enough you begin to think you know who they are and how they think, it happens with letsplayers on /v/, happens with rlm here
>>80586506
Literally what does that have to do with the post you're replying to?
>>80586375
like this?
>>80586166
stop creating believable yet damaging narratives such as jack beating the shit out of mike during a best of the worst ah...how do americans say...yes...taping
>>80586550
>>80586574
>believable yet damaging narratives
Yes the 10 lonely permavirgins that pay attention to these RLM threads on /tv/ will ruin RLM's popularity for sure.
>>80583954
watched it with a mate. We laughed.
>>80586166
Did this really happen and what video?
>>80585611
How was Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens?
>>80586774
Don't be so stupid, anon.
>>80586760
https://web.archive.org/web/20060427174119/http://orangecow.org/1media/sent081003.txt
Thanks Gilchrist!
>>80582243
After every release, I wait for the next one. I laugh at their funny jokes, nod when I agree (also say, "true") and take a sip of whatever I'm drinking whenever they do. I never watched any of the movies they talk about, I like it when they're talking to me about them, no one else talks to me.
>>80586890
So how much of your life have you spent scouring the internet for the tiniest bits of scraps of personal information you could find on these guys? Maybe there's something embarrassing in that neverending wall of text, but it couldn't possibly be as pathetic as you.
>>80582107
Fresh gif pls no steel
>>80586959
8/13ths of life
>>80586959
why are you so mad. there's nothing to be mad about. everything will be ok.
>>80587015
>points out autism
>"y-you mad bro"
>>80582243
>guy sat on 4chan criticising how others spend their time
>>80586959
what can I say, it's just fun
>>80587015
How do you find this kind of stuff? Do you just search their names on google?
>>80582243
jokes on you i set up gifs of redlettermedia like desktop strippers don't be mad because you don't have friends
>>80587122
BOTH of these guys banged Lisa
>>80582075
TWO WEEKS
>>80587203
dangerously 90's holy fred durst i wanna see his jnco jeans and wallet chain
Can someone give me a quick but itemized, week-by-week rundown of RLM's content for 2017? Because I'm fairly sure they've slowed down their release schedule.
>>80587134
you will never be early Jays friend
>>80587225
Yeah sometimes people with normal lives have sex. That must be weird for you to comprehend.
What happened to the Saving Private Ryan re:View?
>>80587277
is this good enough?
>>80587291
is pervert goes home available online anywhere?
>>80587458
it's on pornhub
>>80587380
They've never announced a Saving Private Ryan re:View
You're not assuming the dumbass anons that post nonstop fake information about RLM were actually telling the truth here, are you?
>>80587380
Heard rumours they were doing a Demolition Man re:View. WOuld be fucking great if true
>>80585175
Sounds like damage control from someone who obviously recognizes how badly he failed.
>>80586166
wait really?
>>80587559
Or your weird projections and assumptions are just wrong?
Have you even seen the movie? The constant "it's bad on purpose" comments here seem to come from people that haven't even seen it. I didn't think it was very good but it's obviously just trying to be a goofy low budget comedy.
>>80587428
>another casualty of society
>>80587555
ha ha Sam Hyde already beat them to it on Hyde Wars. RLM cucked again.
>>80586969
what video is this from?
>>80586959
YOU KNOW this personally has been at this for years.
YOU OBVIOUSLY ALREADY KNOW THIS. You clearly spend plenty of time in these threads. I recognize your posts. Your're SO quick to defend RLM at every moment.
Because YOU KNOW that this deranged shitposter will NOT STOP, you're A) either a fucking moron who doesn't realize he's the reason why the copypasta is still posted, or B) the shitposter himself replying to his own posts.
Which are you?
>>80587294
Gilchrist has a normal life?
>>80587663
>Which are you?
Yes
>>80587458
is that jay's family? his wife is a qt
>>80587669
gilchrist is who i aspire to be. what a talent
>>80587662
Osteoporosis dancers best of the worst
>>80586929
This is what you americans would call a photo shop, no? It looks fake to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil4cvDwlcM
Is this a fair review of Space Cop? This little kid is an amateur-Plinkett and obviously used to idolize Mike. It's sad seeing him sound so disappointed.
>>80587458
unfortunatly not
>>80586929
Dude what the fuck
>>80587707
no this is his family, i have no idea who those people are
>>80587852
the late bloomer bunch
>>80587458
the blonde in this one is the same as in >>80587458 must be his sister. the two kids are probably jay's niece and nephew
>>80587944
Wow, my life is more fulfilled now that I know this very important information!
>>80582243
yes
>>80587428
I DON'T WANNA WASTE MY TIME
>>80587921
lel i just noticed his family paid for braces for his brother but not for jay
>>80587845
>Is this a fair review of Space Cop?
Dunno. Couldn't finish it. (Space Cop, not this "review")
>>80587852
who is this this titty goddess on the left
>>80587845
ralphthemoviemaker does not give fair reviews, no. Literally every one of his reviews is summed up as
>I COULD TOTALLY MAKE A BETTER MOVIE THAN THIS
But all of the original films on his channel are horrible and way worse than anything he's criticized. The kid has a completely undeserved ego.
>>80587852
>>80587458
How do so many anons have easy access to Jay's family photos?
>>80587712
>>80588060
I actually tried (and failed) watching Space Cop on 4 separate occasions. I usually get through a 15 minute chunk before I can feel my soul begin to atrophy.
>>80587783
That sounds like a great idea
What was a terrible idea however, was Ishtar
>>80582243
Im guest starring on the next best of the worst
>>80588100
Because they know what facebook is, grandpa.
>>80588089
You described Mike perfectly.
>>80587979
you're welcome :)
>>80588100
his mom's fb was set to public apparently. also gilchrist's unsecure website
>>80588151
No Ralph literally says that he could make a better movie. Say what you want about RLM, but they're not delusional. They understand their shortcomings better than anyone.
>>80588151
Please point me to one example of Mike claiming that Space Cop is better than anything.
>>80587944
wrong. it's bigamymoby's other wife and kids. he's too much man for one family
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. People like Mike risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to their judgment. They thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to see. But the bitter truth the critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than their criticism designating it so.
>>80586929
kino
>>80588137
or myspace
>>80588248
he said it on the pre rec stream. let me czech my notes for a timestamp.
>>80588320
Oh so now I understand why you faggots are so obsessed with these guys. You look like left image and are jealous of right image.
lean stoklasa is legit one of the most handsome men ive seen
>>80586929
wtf i love obesity now
>>80588264
is that mike's sister?
These threads are ruined by "lore" and stalker fags
I just wanna circlejerk my loneliness and lack of friends with RLM fans, fucks sake I don't wanna invade on their personal lives.
>>80588396
>obesity
thicc
any graphologist?
>>80588396
>>80588107
eh, could be worse, it could be a bunch of videos about Barney or something else childish like that
>>80588320
Jay on the left looks like a high schooler while Jay on the right looks like a musician or something. What's the timeframe between these photos?
>>80588498
48 hours
>>80587122
Gilchrist should've used the money he spent on restoring that movie to get that fucking mole removed
>>80588487
funny that Jay of all people would say that
>>80588487
someone email them about this thread
>>80588264
RARE
A
R
E
Do you think she recovered? ;_;
>>80588189
Gilchrist obviously wanted people to find those emails. His email was hosted by Lycos, so the only way for archive.org to have them, was if he downloaded them and stuck a link to them on his website. Webcrawlers only look at things that there are links to.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it's Gilchrist who's constantly post links to this shit.
>>80588320
>before /pol/ and after /pol/
>>80588554
Why?
Unless you don't understand the difference between having a pretty standard high school crush on a girl and the autistic shit that gets posted here.
>>80588564
what's a traffic forfeiture
>>80588564
story?
>>80588626
what is google
>>80588577
>MUH CONSPIRACY
>>80588626
he was driving on the freeway and just gave up
>>80587458
>that time Mike grabbed Jay's daughter by the tights and spewed some creepy bullshit about his hard cock
wtf Mike
>>80588639
i duno some anon posted that here, im just reposting
>ITT: trolls who chased Jessi away
I hate you Reddit
>>80588487
>Posted: Apr 7 2012
I can almost guarantee he hasn't come back since right around that time. That's right around the time these threads turned to shit and got too embarrassing for a normal person.
>>80588617
https://web.archive.org/web/20060427174119/http://orangecow.org/1media/sent081003.txt
Ctrl+F "Stalker"
>>80588692
Would you mike?
>>80587845
>Is this a fair "review" of Space Cop?
>>80588692
>would you mike
deep narcissism confirmed
>>80588739
Very first thing that comes up is Jay saying he's not a stalker and Gilchrist agreeing that he's not. It's clearly a humorous exchange between the two of them. Was that what you wanted me to discover?
>>80588709
>Jessi fag
If anyone's reddit here, it's you.
>>80588807
rude
>>80588739
what the actual fuck. is gilchrist autistic? he's like emailing lisa saying jay is a stalker
>>80588887
jack's tits are terrific
I wonder how they feel about people borderline stalking them.
>>80588904
>he's like emailing lisa saying jay is a stalker
Do you have no reading comprehension?
>>80587583
yeah
>>80588918
i'm sure he'll be fine
>>80588918
probably creeped out like any sane human
>>80582075
>I'm dying.Lauren
>>80588918
>google searches that reveal minor information from over 15 years ago
Yeah I'm sure their lives are turned upside down by these epic leaks!
>>80588739
When some people were talking about Bingo being attractive, Mike
immediately said the following .... "Yeah, Bingo is kind of hot.
I'd like to get her drunk and have my way with her! " .... This
is a black joke, he has said to me in the past that Jay said something
to this effect about Lauren once. I don't believe Jay said exactly
that, but I love how BOTH Jay and Mike portray the other one as
a pervert only out for sex, incapable of love .... they have reiterated
this about the other countless times in different ways.
lel
>>80588918
Anyone that does youtube/twitch should expect this.
Is a sandwich sometimes not a sandwich?
>>80588938
um, rude
>>80589045
Yes we understand the joke of that photo, anon.
>>80588675
what?! where?! link????
>>80582107
>implying this shit isn't hilarious
>>80589040
>It-it's THEIR fault!
kek
>>80582243
yes, i'm very lonely and pretending like these guys are my friends when i drink has kept me from suicide so far
>>80589015
>court case information
>minor
It's not that bad now, but I have a feeling some autist is gonna end up going to their houses soon enough.
>>80589145
You should probably just kill yourself.
>>80589151
I want to kiss her pot belly.
The last word is that Mike is still locked up and hiding after Jack beat him up in the middle of filming the new BOTW. They don't even know what he eats and where he shits behind that closed room so it's pretty bad.
>>80589180
This shit has been posted here for years now and nothing has happened. It's literally the same couple of autists that just post it over and over. The types of faggots that obsess over this shit would be way too socially awkward to do anything in real life.
>>80588441
Mike has a patrician signature.
>>80589151
thicc
>>80588887
>>80588807
I fucking hate starwars it just isn't good I can't stand watching any RLM starwars/comicbook shit either
>>80589145
Butwe're your friends too, anon.
>>80589234
Closed room. Closed door. Fuck I have officially turned into Rich.
>>80589234
according to my inside source* he has actually let jay see what he's been working on - a 27 1/2 hour rough cut of the next botw
*jimmy johns delivery guy
>>80589262
is that his wife?
>>80589272
you are two patrician for this boerd, get out now
>>80589151
jessi now works as a cashier
>>80588533
ohmygooodd.....
>>80588566
>tfw no kinda busted face but still qt gril that makes awkward advances towards you but you're too autistic to do anything about it
>>80589319
I hope the delivery guy is right about this. Something like that would be a... a... masterpiece. Mona Lisa of RLM.
>>80588196
is this handsome-kino
>>80588533
juicyshaqmeat.jpg
>>80588904
And everyone and their mother has known for a year even before
Jay suddenly realizes it, that he's in love with you. When he started
telling everyone, no one was surprised. They were all like, yawn. Yeah, we know.
A couple months later he's suddenly breaking down and crying
every other day. His entire psyche is broken because you can't fix
his problems. So no one can and he's stuck with those problems forever.
Every single email is suddenly about how he swerved off the side
of the road crying for no reason .... about how fucked up his life
is and he needs to do something about it.
jesus christ Jay
>>80589234
this made me laugh
glad I'm not some autist who takes everything seriously and cries about disrespecting his faves
>>80589377
is this real?
we should start taking bets on which red letter media member gets a heart attack first
I got 200 on mike
>>80589514
Yes, but she was later fired for stealing $250 worth of jewelry
>>80589275
this looks like it was drawn by a woman, they always draw eyes like this
>>80589523
You seem to have misspelledRich.
>>80589523
somehow I think Mike will outlive everybody, subverting everyone's expectations
>>80589546
that was stolen money from the patreon funds, not for her cashier job. nigga are you new?
>>80589584
she was fired from her job as a cashier for STEALING patreon funds? wtf
>>80589057
This image is spooky.
>>80589452
what did he mean by this?
>>80589584
she is obsessed with jewels. If you do a background check, you'll find she has been arrested several times for her rampant thievery
>>80589651
her lust for gems is insatiable!
Rich must be protected.
>>80589452
You realize this is all coming from gilchrist right? He sounds like he's projecting with almost every long rant.
>>80589609
no she was caught using the patreon money to buy jewelry.
i was watching pre-recs with jay in them and my favorite part so far was when twitch chat was spamming that jack had aids so he stopped playing the game made rich play so he could ban people
fuckin aids moby butthurt as usual you fucking suck on camera
>>80589584
Exactly, after she lost access to the patreon funds (after Mike dumped her for aborting his baby), she became desperate and swiped them from the store she worked at.
>>80589712
and then they fired her from her job?
>>80589714
be nice to friends
>>80589714
>banning spam
WOW HOW SURPRISING
>>80589724
I can't tell if this is a maymay or legitimate information.
>>80589685
>>80589651
I heard Mike loves The Hobbit because he associates Smaug with Jessi. Since he watch it he calls her "my baby dragon girl" and throws money, cookies and cheap plastic rings and necklaces at her before fucking
>>80589724
you people are just making things up for the lulz right?
rare
>>80589805
fake info. I think some other youtube eceleb with a patreon's wife/gf did this though. Jessi got creeped out by people on reddit, or from here organziing on reddit, behaving like weirdo stalkers,
>>80589805
>>80589812
retards
>>80589827
>Mike 'The Reich' Stoklasa is an immortal alcohol vampire
Why am I not suprised?
>>80589827
did someone say rare?
>>80589805
it's completely real, but this post is fake
>>80586375
Good thing he grew up, unlike the rest of /pol/ jr. here
>>80589724
Jesus Christ, there is RLM Extended Universe now?
>>80589775
JUST
>>80582243
You don't?
>>80589872
because we don't follow the lives of ledditors?
>>80589872
I kinda wanted to believe it desu. It adds depth to Mike's character.
>>80589853
>publish videos of yourself online
>wonder why people are looking you up
Women are fucking retarded, but she needs to come back she was just starting to get good.
>>80589775
who's the titcow?
>>80589584
I thought she stole money from her old job at a jewelry store?
>when you post some nonsense story about the personal lives of RLM members and a bunch of reddit cuckbois get rump rustled because they aren't capable of operating on half as many layers of irony as you
>>80586550
>CORRUPTNESS!!!
Gross. The word is corruption.
Also Mike is wrong. Iraq was better under Saddam. This wall of text is actually a left-wing position nowadays.
>>80589982
You are retarded
>>80590047
i know that feel
>>80583047
But next time ask for a permission before using any memes I've created. Thanks.
>>80590047
the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOPqoqgqWU
Is this a fair review of Space Cop?
>>80590047
This
>>80590068
because we don't follow the lives of ledditors?
EVERYONE IS GETTING OLD
>>80589720
>>80590141
kys Jack Packard
>>80582243
I would only be friends with Mike. Maybe Jay. After becoming BFF with Mike I would make him unfriend Rich and fire Aidsmoby and the fat, ugly beard guy. I would also never allow him to invite the canadians.
reminder
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DQvVKJYuqEA
>>80590184
>unfriend Rich
/v/ gtfo
my "review" of OP
his brain is bad
my face when not a single rlm fanboy cuck has ever successfuly refuted this "review" especially no this sentence
>>80590184
Lol none of them would be friends with you, you pathetic faggot.
>>80590171
>dat forhead
jesus christ lady
>>80590047
Why is there always so much projection in these threads? Is it just jealousy?
>>80590184
>make him fire Beardfat
He's gotten better as of recent imo. Also, banning the Canadians is a sin.
>>80590245
succtown
>>80590171
Jay landed a pretty decent bf.
>>80590184
the shit you people come up with AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
o I am slain
>>80590269
yes
>>80590171
OH HI MIKE'S NIPPLES, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD DAY, EH
>>80590171
*slide whistle*
>>80590171
BUNCH OF HAPPY QTs
>>80590238
any more rare jessis?
>>80590171
Jay's bf would make for a good trap
>>80590381
>>>80590373 →
but reddidititot amateur it's not 310 yet
>>80582075
Maybe Rich finally kicked the bucket
another successful 300 post rlm rare img dump thread
>>80590202
>0:50
Mister P sure is a big guy
>>80590467
>rare
u r pretty new
>>80590467
>successful 300 post thread
if successful means shitposted to hell in 3 hours
>>80590590
it does
>>80590613
no it doesn't
and I HEEEEEELPED
>>80587847
dat belly :3
>>80590590
obviously you are american because you can't handle the bantz
>>80590637
you have much to learn about our culture, newfriend
you are like a baby
>>80590171
except for this stupid piece of shit.
>2 minutes without an RLM circlejerk shill thread
>im dying
>>80590702
fuck you and you're narratives aidsmobly
>>80590717
I want him with long sexy hair, slut make-up, rainbow stockings and my cock down his throat
>>80588887
Damn look at those juggs..
>>80590009
Mike stoklasa
>>80591192
Mike is a manboon, not a titcow
>>80582107
Yo, this shit is fucking quality.
>ironically posting in a dead thread
>>80590111
I see typical Wisconsin Denizens in this video.