Audrey Hepburn appreciation thread

Audrey was a cute. I want n Audrey gf.

>>80579064
>speaks 5 languages
>intelligent
>hot
>qt 3.14
she's a dream

Hipster's Monroe.

Reminder Connery fucked her in the ass.

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>She is regarded as one of the Hollywood greats. But Audrey Hepburn couldn't act, couldn't sing and was "fantastically twee", according to Emma Thompson.

>Thompson is writing the screenplay for a remake of My Fair Lady, the 1964 film in which Hepburn played Eliza Doolittle.

>"I was thrilled to be asked to do it because, having a look at it, I thought that there needs to be a new version. I'm not hugely fond of the film. I find Audrey Hepburn fantastically twee," Thompson said.

>"Twee is whimsy without wit. It's mimsy-mumsy sweetness without any kind of bite. And that's not for me. She can't sing and she can't really act, I'm afraid. I'm sure she was a delightful woman - and perhaps if I had known her I would have enjoyed her acting more, but I don't and I didn't, so that's all there is to it, really."

>She added: "It was Cecil Beaton's designs and Rex Harrison that gave it its extraordinary quality. I don't do Audrey Hepburn. I think that she's a guy thing... It's high time that the extraordinary role of Eliza was reinterpreted, because it's a very fantastic part for a woman."

>>80579064
Lewds, pls.

>>80579723
>Connery fucked her in the ass.
Story?

>>80579064
Are there more pics of Audrey's feet?

i want to be her pusy master

>>80581269
what is this from?

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>>80581071

>>80580613
>cant sing

her singing moon river is fine

>>80579064
what kind of leaked pics would she have?

>>80580613
>leaving women in charge of understanding Audrey Hepburn

Yeah right, no thanks. Audrey Hepburn's entire shtick was appealing to men; who gives a fuck what some woman thinks?

>>80581269
kek what kino is this?

>>80581633
Kitten, I imagine.

>>80581670
>>80581472
Skins I think.

>>80580613
>Audrey Hepburn can't act

Has Emma Thompson ever seen Wait Until Dark?

>>80580613
Gee what a shocker, a woman hates another woman.

She can't act, she can't sing. She has no discernible talent.

>>80579723
>>80581295
It's just a meme. There was this minor forced meme a while back where people made up depraved sex stories about dead actresses. Like that Marilyn Monroe died from extensive lower colon trauma from taking it in the ass.

>>80580613
Why does an ugly old cow hate one of the most beautiful women to have ever existed? I don't understand.

>>80581836
t. bitter woman

>>80579664
>she's a dream
She WAS a dream anon, she's been dead for 24 years.

>>80581938
One hundred percent she had a crush who scorned her that had a thing for Audrey. No other reason for such rude comments.

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>>80580613
>mimsy-mumsy sweetness

Fuck off
Also Complain about singing and then liking Rex Harrison's talk singing ?

>>80580613
It's true that Audrey's singing wasn't great, but can't act? Bitch, I will fight you!

>>80581472
>>80581670
>>80581746
Skins US

>>80582659

To be fair, My Fair Lady isn't exactly Audrey Hepburn's acting masterpiece, and she's mostly talking about her in context of that film. She does concede that it's a guy thing, so rude yeah, but not entirely wrong; Audrey Hepburn kinda was totally a guy thing.

>>80580613
Does she even know Audrey's singing was dubbed over?

>>80582906
Her singing is fine when it's in her own register but you can google Audrey Hepburn in her own voice if you want to know why they dubbed her

>>80582840

>men just can't understand she sucks

>>80583052

His point is she's calling out her singing in MFL when it was dubbed.

>>80582059
dont remind me.

>>80579723
>ywnb audrey getting being smashed by Sean "sexiest man of the century" Connery

>>80583576
I don't know any women who find him attractive.
Was it low-e?

>>80581599
That's not actually her voice singing Moon River.

Wait Until Dark is one of the best movies ever made.

>>80583657
yes it is. it was even composed to fit Audrey's limited singing abilities.

>>80582023
its a meme you DIP

>>80579064
What made her so special ? Most of the modern day pornstars look better than her, was she good actress ?

>>80580613
Best Emma

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>>80581883
Marilyn Monroe died of "overdose" in August 1962 after John F. Kennedy tried to reduce the size of the military. Kennedy's administration was embarrassed by the Bay of Pigs in '61 and tried to reflect it in the '62 budget.

Monroe was the military's warning to butt the fuck out.

Of course, the Missile Crisis happened in October, and the President refused the hard liners' attempts to start WWIII.

So the military started to play subliminal propaganda to an ex-Marine sniper / defector named Lee Harvey Oswald, who had moved back to Dallas in 1962. And you know the rest of that story

>>80584185
She had class.

>>80581653
Can you not read?

>>80584185
Cutest woman to have ever lived.

>>80584185
She had the most unique pretty face I've ever seen, I want to kiss it.

>>80579064

foot game strong.

>>80581528
qt

>>80582023
Rekt