Valerian

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best thing is, when this film is a success, nobody will remember your post.

Cara acute though. I'll probably go see it in theaters

Oh God, they all want to be GotG now.

>>80572495

>le everything is Guardians of the Galaxy
>what is the Fifth Element
>what is Ice Pirates
>what is Star Crashers

Shut the fuck up

>>80569617
Which is a shame, because this looks GOAT

>trailer for trailer teaser announcement trailer

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>>80569617
D R O P P E D
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>>80569617
The only thing that's going to be flopping is my big dick jacking off to Cara.

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>>80573046
DELET THIS

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>>80573046
>Hollywood

What did you expect

>>80573046
that's only 6%

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>>80573046
/pol/ here, don't care, I still want it.

>>80572495
guardians of the galaxy
based on an american superhero comic

valerian
based on a french science fiction comic

one of these doesn't appeal to autistic nineteen-year-old tubby neckbeards who survive from one badly-drawn empowerment fantasy to the next.

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>>80569617
It won't.

I will go see it at the cinema.

>>80572911
I agree. The previews look really damn good, and I loved " The Fifth Element."

>>80569617
>Luc Besson film
>Not in the 90s

Of course it will.

>>80573631

Not in the 90s and no Scarjo around, Lucy's box office makes me laugh bloody tears

>>80569617
>mass effect armor
>mass effect font

will they fight the reapers in this or what is it about?

>>80573046
is there anyone who isn't fucking Ashkenazi jewish?

>>80572865
>>what is Ice Pirates
>>what is Star Crashers
yeah, what're those? never heard of them

>>80574126
emanuelle chriqui is a Sephardi jew

same goes for that kid from Gotham- david mazouz

>>80573046
>1/16
so one of her grandparent's parent? so no culturally connected to them

>>80573673
gtfo >>>/v/

>>80574211

I'll murder you..

>>80574211
this desu

where can I send a cease and desist to?

>>80569617
Cara looks like a goblin, how does she keep getting work? Also she needs to pluck those eyebrows, they're thicker than mine goddamn

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>March 29th
>basically no advertising still
>has to fucking show a "sneak peek" via Instagram

How fucking hard did Luc drop the ball on this one?

>>80573613
Is it really supposed to be really blue?

>>80575253
No, it's supossed to be super green.

>>80569617
I enjoy his films, he has a very particular aesthetic that's always worth the watch.

Luck Besson the next Roland emmerich, this will probably be as shit as Independence Day resurgence

>>80575477
If this one fails, his directing career would sink even further. He already made a french comic film before that was well received. This film would make or break his dwindling directing career.

>>80575560

The fuck you guys talking about, Lucy did gangbusters, dwindling career?

>>80574211
fun space adventure movies, brosephalepahus.

also check out Vicious Lips (1986) for some more space adventure with chicks and 80s , its guuuuuud stuuuuuuf

looking forwards to valerian, i powered through all the french comics and they were fun. heres hoping luc besson gets to do a fuckin trilogy of these.

need more space adventures, space cowboy.

>>80575450
green?

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Why is /tv/ so deathly afraid of films that aren't made from disneymarvel? Why are you so ignorant?

>Lucy is is bad/flop meme

Production Budget: $40 million
Worldwide grosses: $463m

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=lucy.htm

It's sad that like 30% of the board is employed disneymarvel shills nowadays.

>>80575600
His critical acclaim went middling after the 90s. There are a few bright spots but i hope he gets going again since him and Gilliam needs to bring new life to genres that superhero films are taking away from.

>>80574756
It's budget is the big fuck up.

As if you expend that much money on a literalwhat franchise that nobody has heard of.

>>80574756
It premieres the 20th of July you idiot.

Why the fuck would they advertise now

>>80575803
I hope he iron out the kinks and steer clear of the mistakes he made in Lucy. That movie has a stupendous premise.

Uhh... I fucking hate that girl and I have no idea who that guy is. With that said, this looks fucking amazing. I will absolutely see this.

>>80575679
>Trilogy
FUND IT!

>>80573046
Dude im 1/16th jewish too, should i off myself ?

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>>80569852
>source material shows the characters in gloriously colorful fancy outfits
>movie goes for generic gray space suit sci-fi costumes instead

>>80573046
Even the Nazis accepted people with one Jewish great-grandparent.

>>80569617
>FOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOPFOP

>>80569617
>This will fop so hard

Well I don't want
FOP
I want Dapper Dan

>>80577652

I'M A DAPPER DAN MAN!

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I like it.

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>>80577708
look at that fucking nose. jesus christ...

>Original comic cover has EMPIRE in massive letters
>Movie cover uses "city" which sounds fucking retarded and doesn't make any sense

Is this another Sorcerer's Stone bullshit?

>>80574756
Besson dropped the ball 20 years ago. He never picked it up.
>>80575783
Not a fuck up, calculated Hollywood kike money laundry.

>>80569617

I don't really care for the movie since I don't know the source material and I don't like the trailers (even though I enjoy Besson's movies and I like DeHaan) but this movie will never make a decent amount of money in my eyes

it looks too boring for the masses and even if it is a good movie, people will rather see the next generic Marvel schlock than actually go and see some proper sci-fi. Example? Edge of Tomorrow

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>cara

>>80577708
Chicks can't help checking out the package anytime they do something "sexy".

>>80577652

Fucking kek.

>>80569617
it may flop but it will be better than blade runner and gits

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>post-90s Besson
no thanks

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>>80577708
God damn something about grils in armored suits turns me on

Hhhhnnnrrrgggfff

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>>80579043
>will be better than blade runner

it looks like overblown CGI bullshit with 2 horrible leads

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>>80573352
>sleeveless denim shirt by pepe.

Should have asked this nigga to do Green Lantern

>>80577708
>that jew is shorter than she is

Embarrassing

>>80580792
it's a space opera directed by luc besson you fucking plebeian.

>>80577774
its french, so this is translation. look at original french language cover.

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>>80569617
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BRxXx8DhRs0/

Trailers have trailers now.

>>80575991
You didn't read the source material, did you?