>16 year later >still literally perfect

It's perfect in opposite world LOL

>>80566590
Fucking REKT.

>>80566590
What are you, 12?

>>80566590
haha get fucked faggot op

>>80566590
how can it be opposite world if everythings opposite? Wouldnt it be the opposite of opposite world, making it normal world?

>>80566554
>no Tom Bombadil

Into the trash it goes

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>>80566702
Who is Tom bombadil and what does this have to do with anything?

>>80566554
>no minorities
>literally all white males except token woman

>>80566754
Reddit: the character

>>80566875
Like I said faggot literally perfect what are you a fucking nigger or something jesus

>>80566702
frodo and sam never met tom bombadil
from a meta perspective, bombadil was an old hobbit myth that found its way into the legend of the war of the ring

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I do the enjoy watching movies from my childhood since I am still living at home with no gf, no job, no lisence.

we need some music for this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXbzffVl44

>>80566875
Um, you do know that the orcs represent blacks right? Their language is called "black speech", how much more blatant can it Get?

>>80566754
a character in the books who wasnt worthy of putting into the kino films

why does every thread have arguing?
we are all bored shitposting, just relax and enjoy comfy lord of the rings.

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What was Galadriels tax policy?

Galadriel riverdancing has aged like sweet wine, better now than ever before

fellowship is such a tidy movie

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Why did the first uruk to attack merry and Pippin before boromir intervened try to kill them with a big fucking axe when saruman told them not to to kill the halflings?

>>80566702

Tom Bombadil is the most unnecessary character in LOTR and Jackson was right to cut him out. Pretty much every change Jackson made is well justified

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>>80566554
>no mention of Aragorn's tax policy
>perfect

>>80568262
because he was a big fucking idiot. the general had to constantly remind the stupid faggots of their job, but they are like testosterone raging frat bros who hype themselves up by smashing their heads into a wall before chugging a keg.

>>80566554
>literally perfect
I wouldn't say that. Still a good watch though. A day well spent.

>>80566554
If it's literally perfect, time is irrelevant.

>>80566554
Fellowship has aged a lot better than Return has. The green screen at the end ceremony in Gondor was fucking awful.

>>80566702
People bitch enough about the Eagles not carrying the ring, can you imagine the shit storm of criticism it would've gotten having a short fat singing faggot dancing around? Putting the fucking ring on and not giving a shit?

Fuck that. Tom sucked in the books. JRR should've left him on the cutting room floor.

>>80566554
It's the best adaptation that we're going to get, probably, but it has multiple problems compared to books. One of them is displaying Frodo as a mere pussy, when in the book he was everything but a pus. Also, I miss all those beautiful poems that were in the books, especially the one Frodo made when they were in Lothlórien.

>>80568652

>tfw made a Galadrien tulpa and she sings to me daily

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>>80568672
>My gf never wants to sing these poems to me
>mfw

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Did cuckolds exist in middle earth?

I should probably rewatch the other two.

Just not hype for the CGI

I'll watch Fellowship tonight, since I finished reading the trilogy yesterday.

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>>80566590
DELET

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>>80566987
And the One Ring represents traditional marriage. Sam and Frodo are on the run from a flaming vagina and Gollum has aids. Oh yeah, the ghosts on Pellenor fields are supposed to be the A bomb.

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>>80568891
Yes.

Great now I have to marathon all the films instead of studying. Thanks

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>practical effects are superior to cgi

>>80571775

>Post a picture taken on one of Mars' Moons

Dipshit

>>80567507

Okay can somebody explain this shit to me? It's in every single lotr thread

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every scene with the nazgul was pure kino