>mfw The Temple of Doom isn't his favorite Indy movie

It was when I was a kid.

I think I love all three equally now.

>>80565148
Actually it is my favorite one and I get confused when people say it's the worst.

>>80565148
>two hours of some bitch screaming
pass

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>>80565148
Except it is

I liked that the natives were kind of my religion.

With all the volcano and demon god worshiping.

Best of the three.

>>80565916
So in that case, Batman 1989 is a bad movie because there is a woman who screams so much throughout?

why is it the heart scene in doom messes with me more than the melting in raiders

>>80565148
It's a close second to raiders

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>>80565974
Are you a Yazidi? People call them devil worshippers (mainly because they don't believe in lust being evil). I forgot what they belief but it sounds similar to the natives in Temple of Doom (not the evil guys but the peaceful villagers).

>>80567628
Because the thought of being sent to your death with no heart would be creepy

>>80565148
I just watched it the other night. This movie is fucking dark. I think the reason it is contentious to declare as the favorite is because of Willie, rather than the dark tone though.

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>>80567695
>This movie is fucking dark.
It shouldn't have been rated PG but back then there was no PG 13 rating and somehow Lucas and Spielberg got past the board of classification.

>that scene when Indy is becoming possessed and you hear him whining and crying
Absolutely terrifying.

>>80567695
it's terrible and incredibly stupid. sorry ford got dissingterry, but it's only remarkable it's visuals and a handful of memorable scenes

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>>80567750
It was as if David Lynch appeared on the film set and Spielberg was like "Hey can you film this dark cave scene?"

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*blocks your path*

>>80567780
>got dissingterry
Got what?

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>>80567826
>trying to make sense of a troll comment
don't bother

>>80567695
the reason for contention is because of the rotten tomatoes review, easily. Willie is annoying, but indiana deals with it in his way. Her character was on purpose

>>80567865
I always thought Willie was perfect for the movie. I can't imagine this story being as good with a woman like Marion Ravenwood or Else Schneider in her place. It had to be some panicky city girl to work.

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>>80567865
Why did Indy decide to bang her then at the end? Was it because he was far out in the wilderness and was desperate? You can tell he dropped her pretty quick since Temple is a prequel to Raiders.

He probably thought she looked incredibly bangable in that 3rd act outfit she wore

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>>80567923
Elsa was best girl

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What was the meaning of this frame?

>>80567923
Yea indiana jones is almost like James bond in a way, its realistically how a girl like willie would've reacted, you can't say the acting was bad

>>80567986
That butt is

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My god she has aged so gracefully. Spielberg was right to marry her.

mfw a Jew is able to spot great aging genes

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>>80567826
i couldnt remember how to spell the condition where you piss out your ass until you die, but my comment was quite serious

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>>80568012
hmm

>>80567626
Batman 1989 is a bad movie in addition to the bitch screaming throughout

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Are these reshoots or did they get Ford to put the outfit back on and do some photo shoots?

>>80568131
First picture looks like a photo shoot because of the lighting.

>>80568028
>Marion was a major cutie
>Elsa was a sexy charming blonde
>Willie was average and annoying as fuck

Spielberg chose poorly.

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>>80568131
>mfw people complained about sideshow's 12 inch figure of Indy not having dirty clothing like he did in the movie
Did they bother to look up photographs from the movie set? Sideshow probably based it off those and besides, better to buy clean clothing and do your own customization.

>>80568183
Marion and Elsa look to be too dominating whilst Willie needs a man to tell her to be quiet.

>>80568131
What?
First one is a pic they took in-between shots and the second one is a screenshot from the movie.

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>>80568207
Who else toy collector here? I am gonna buy this figure cos I love Temple and love that you can pose Indy without the hat.

>>80565148
It's my personal favorite, but I can understand people preferring Raiders or Last Crusade. That said, people who think Temple is mediocre, or even bad, have garbage taste.

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How come The Infernal Machine has the same Indy Temple pose? Never in the game does his shirt get ripped from what I remember.

>>80567628
it was a great effect for the time and still looks pretty good

>>80567934
their lives would have been incompatable

>>80568122
Batman 1989 is a better movie than any Batman movie that came after it.

>>80567934
He's like James Bond, he fucks bitches on his adventures, he doesn't get tied down and starts families with them.

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>>80568520
no

>>80565148
Last Crusade has always been my personal favorite, but it's pretty close on the whole.

They're all good except that abortion of a fourth film.

>People bitched about the fridge nuke scene
>People don't complain about the raft from a plane onto a mountainside

>>80568564
What are you talking about? There is no 4th and there never will be. Harrison is too old.

>>80568579
The opening of ToD is really forgettable is why. There is no nuclear blast

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>>80568579
I liked both those scenes.

>>80568587
fuck you Harrison did a lot of his own stunts on Indy 4 and I love it

>>80568642
Indy 4? There is no 4th.

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>>80568638
>It's an Indy punctures his raft on some sharp rocks episode

Short Round spinoff when?

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>>80568587
>yfw indy 5 comes out next year

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>>80568677
for Indy 5 hopefully

>>80568687
it's coming out on 2019, 19 July to be exact.

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>>80568687
How badly can disney fuck up Indy anons?

>>80568688
this would've been a great callback if they did it right

>>80568715
By not having Lucas on board to help write the script.

>>80568717
>Indy gets in back seat of a taxi
>Driver turns around
>OKAY DOCTOR JONES
>Indy gets the scare of his life
>Wllie appears from passenger's seat
>"WE FINALLY FOUND YOU INDY. HOW HAS YOUR LIFE BEEN?"
>Indy gets out of car as he tries to run away
Would it be kino?

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>>80568762
FUND IT

>>80568715
Harrison will be upstaged by a spunky female protege, and made to look old and antiquated, and he'll put up with it because he's been phoning it in for 30 years and has lost the capacity to give a shit.

>>80568789
Why can't they just use a storyline from one of the Indiana Jones games and just change it a bit to suit his age?

Just do what Disney did with TFA where they took bits of the SW games and combinded them.

I'd rather that then them trying to do something original and making Ford not a main character due to his age and getting some young girl or guy to do stunts and be the adventurous one while Ford just watches in background - not my type of Indy movie.

>>80568715
he'll probably be chasing after the ark again except this time they've placed it in a bigger box and they'll have neo nazi's instead of real ones and a plucky young girl who knows more than indy about archaeology and becomes an expert with a whip straight after picking it up.

>Indy wakes up in San Francisco
>starts wondering the streets
>everything has this weird vibe
>he crosses the street and nearly gets hit by a taxi
>an Asian taxi driver appears and starts shouting at him
>old Indiana is shocked "Short Round?"
>another Asian gets out from the backseat of the taxi
>now that's a 40 year old Short Round
>"Das racist, Mista Jones" he says
>Indy gets shot down on the street by the Jap police
>it's a "Man in the High Castle" scenario in which America lost WWII
>a short directed by M. Night "the new Spielberg" Shayamalan

>>80568835
kill yourself reddit

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>>80568835
I hope your mother gets cancer.

>>80568867
>>80568903
?

>>80568715
harrison ford is like 76, did you watch the force awakens? remember the rathtars scene? that's how bad it's gonna be (mainly because of his age).

>>80571812
He did a tone of his own stunts back in 2008. I saved a webm of him running and jumping in Indy 4 but can't find it but it's true... all of it.

But that was almost 10 years ago so hopefully he still is that energetic.

PART TIME

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>>80572290
10 years and a couple of plane crashes later, he's still fit for his age but this movie is a fucking mistake.

KALIMA
SHOPTIDAY

>>80565148
>tfw no chilled monkey brain for desert

>>80572451
no it's not. Harrison respects Indy the most and loves playing him (compared to Han who he never seemed to have a passion for).

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Pretty sure I already mentioned this in another Indy thread but how great would it be to get a remake trilogy with three new stories and Bradly Cooper staring as the new Indiana and having Harrison star as a Connery-esc side kick for the first film?
I think Cooper could totally pull it off better than anyone else, and its a real shame all the redditors only want Chris Pratt just because hes in fucking everything now.

>>80572539
I don't want anyone else to play Indy

>>80572539
that sounds like fucking shit

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>>80572505
Look kid. I've loved Indy my entire life and I can understand him not wanting the series to end with kotcs but it's going to be shit.

>>80572747
It's going to be an 8/10 adventure film. Screen cap this

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>>80572539
kill yourself

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>>80568687
>No studio will never leave anything that is good alone for the rest of time

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>>80572761
Fortune and glory, kid, hopefully, but I very much doubt it.

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>>80568564
The Last Crusade had a perfect ending. Why did they have to fuck it up with aliens REEEEE

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>>80572844
>he thinks KOTCS is Ford's first appearance back as Indy after Crusade
No he was in a tv show in the 90's as a cameo and the video game The Infernal Machine is basically a sequel to Crusade, taking place in 1947

>>80572844
The Aliens plot was perfect though.

What? Did you actually want Indy to come face to face with God of the universe?

The ancient aliens theory isn't new. It's existed since 12,000 years ago

>mfw have to wait 1 year for a trailer for Indiana Jones 5
Too long to wait. I just hope they don't do too much CGI, don't have too much gloom filter effects and that Ford is the main character and not a sidekick. I don't want any young girl or guy.

>>80572505
how old are you anon?

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>>80572844
>doesn't like Indy 4

>>80572893
are you that fucking tard that tried to start that thread again?

>>80572960
>how old are you anon?
22. Why? I love Indiana Jones and still got my VHS collection where it states that Temple is a prequel.

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>>80572963
To be perfectly honest I love the 50s feeling and I don't mind old Ford

BUT WHY? It was a perfect trilogy. I know it's because of muh shekels but this shouldn't be allowed

>>80572989
>tried to start that thread again?
I've only posted about Harrison Ford in the Young Indiana Jones show once.

Also more people need to know.

btw how is your evening going btw? You seem to be on /tv/ a lot.

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>>80573007
Again: because Harrison Ford loves playing as Indiana Jones and why can't he keep going?

I just want a good practical effects adventure flick and I hope Disney can do that for me.

Indy 4 wasn't that bad. It just needed to get rid of the CGI monkey stuff, Mutt swinging on the trees otherwise I loved the opening scene and warehouse fight.

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Imagine if Indy 5's plot is about Ford finding out that he can resurrect the dead and then goes on a journey to get special artifacts that when placed over someone's grave or body, they come back alive. The end of the movie has Sean Connery coming back. Indy 6 then is Connery and Ford back together like Crusade times
I'd cry with excitement if this happened but Connery is probably way too old to do any more films.

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>>80572290
>Crystal Skull was 9 years ago

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>80565148
I unironically like Last Crusade the most, though I ain't claiming it's the best.

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>>80573022
I know you think you're informing people but you're just constantly exposing what a youngfag you are, please stop for both of our benefits. I implore you.

>>80573344
Why not? It is.

>>80568520
that is very wrong

>>80573131
kill yourself faggot, you want some cgi monstrosity sean connery, something like that fucked up tarkin perhaps?

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>>80573000
I was just wondering because you still seem to have a lot of hope.

>>80565905
This. Especially when people whine about short round. The woman I can understand, but that's her character.
>name an quote from an Indy movie more iconic than Kali Ma
>pro tip: you can't

>>80573131
Sean already did his final film in 2012 and it was an absolute shitshow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s

>>80567780
>dissingterry
Oh my word dude. "The hall of cost"

>>80565148
Temple of Doom used to scare the living fuck out of me as a kid

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>>80573475
Never give up on hope. I've had good things happen out of nowhere when my life has been filled with a lot of bad stuff. So I just hope that maybe a bit more of that goodness will return in the future. Never think that all hope is lost. Because it never all fades. You may be left with only a tiny piece left but that is still something.

>>80573344
I've certainly seen Last Crusade more than any of them.
I recently rewatched all 4 because they're on amazon and I realized it's been like 15 years since I had seen temple of doom.

>>80573658
I've been through too much fucked up shit to have any hope left. Things can always get worse. I just want peace and quiet now.

Temple of Doom is a good flick but The Last Crusade? Now thats kino.

>>80573509
>>name an quote from an Indy movie more iconic than Kali Ma
Are you fucking serious?
Thats not even close to the "top men" line

>>80573748
>I just want peace and quiet now.
Have you tried listening to ASMR? It's helped my stress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbAy9MwBR-I

>>80572539

Hating Chris Pratt is a meme

He would be a perfect Indy

>>80567823
>mfw Indian/americans hate this film because it paints their people and culture in negative stereotypes and as murderous people.

>Last week Reza Aslan ate part of a human brain

Beautiful culture

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>>80573871
>Chris Pratt
>as Indiana Jones

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>>80573509
What about all the Indy quotes from the Infernal Machine game?

>inb4 /v/
He's got some interesting funny quotes from there

>It's an Indy gets angry when a native African boy thinks he is British
>"AMERICAN! I AM AN AMERICAN"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTDEgxLKe_I

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>>80573942

>>80573926
Get over your overrated movies Grandpa

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>>80565148
>only ever seen from beginning to end Last Crusade
>only ever seen parts of Raiders
>never seen Temple of Doom

Am I missing out?

>>80573824
what about "Why did it have to be snakes?"

>>80573871
>Indy gets surrounded by natives
>pulls out a chocolate bar and starts doing a quip talk about how great they taste
If this ever happened I am gonna be so pissed and annoyed

>>80574039
What r u doing itt?

>>80574039
>Am I missing out?
Yes you fucking are. The movie has its cheesy moments like the dinner scene but the possession scene of Indy is dark and disturbing and seeing Ford play a villain for a bit is something you can't miss.

The 3rd act is a 10/10

>>80565916
Hottest Indy sidekick.

>>80573871
I hope your mother gets cancer anon

>>80574021
Alan Grant from Jurassic Park. Thats as iconic as you're getting. Or maybe he could play Brody in the next Jaws remake. Indiana Jones is for A-Listers.

>>80565148
All three are wonderful, ToD is the perfect middle story.

>>80565974

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

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I like this one as much as the others and when people go so far as to pretend it doesn't exist it really baffles me.
This movie is great.

I like Lucas though, so hey.

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I decided to put in my VHS copy of the film.

>That video quality
Full screen FTW

>>80574460
>mfw I only have a giant CRT television and have to cope with people having LED and SMART televisions

>>80574460
>DIGITALLY MASTERED

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>>80574460
See its a prequel

>>80574724
>It's a video has special features
Also: the back cover just proved that Temple is the best

>>80565148
>watching a movie by someone named (((spielberg)))

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>>80574787
Damn I forgot the picture

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>>80574724
Implying this isnt good 90s quality

>>80574655
I miss my old tv

2
1
3
first quarter of 4
.
.
.
.
once shia le buff shows up 4 decend's into prequel territory.

>>80574931
towards the end VCR quality was bretty good it was when it first started that it was like watching a movie through a layer of vaseline

>>80574733
>implying none of us knew that

Each movie starts out with the date on-screen, son.

>>80574993
>once shia le buff shows up 4 decend's into prequel territory
Shia is great in that movie though.
Also, the PT is good.
ANH has more plotholes and janky character writing than TPM.

>>80574733
kill yourself faggot

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>>80575034
If you read the box art for the Sideshow Indiana Jones Temple of Doom figure, they make no reference to it as a prequel but as a sequel by saying "he's back" and "this time".

That really fuels my almonds.

>>80575106
massive pleb detected.

>>80573509
> top men
> whyd it have to be snakes
> IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUN

>>80575106
Phantom Menace is best SW prequel. Fight me

>>80575188
> IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
>SO DO YOU
I am surprised no one has made a Baneposting picture of that scene yet

>>80575188
part time

>>80565148

Does 'Contrarian Squad' have a paying subscription or is it free to join?

>>80575220
You deserve to die faggot

>>80575199
I concur anon

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Toy Kino

>>80575243
go back to redd it

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>mfw people didn't like this figure cos of the hair coming off to fit his hat on his head by magnet
Fuck you he looks great without his hat and this is the best face sculpt I have ever seen of Harrison Ford

>>80575285
Diana Jones is the name of the GIRL character who will take over indy movies.

SCREEN CAAP DIS

>>80575382
Is she a hot white blonde?

>>80575329

I've been here at least twice as long as you, kiddie ;) I basically own this place and do not need to spew out contrarian opinions to feel appreicated and feel I belong. Unlike you, you useless twat :D

>>80568354
what a great game
it should've been a movie

>>80568668
>it's a I can pass the level cause I didn't grab a mirror episode

>>80575443
They should make the game's story into Indy 5

>mfw Indy climbs on board a machine ship that gets him transported into another dimension as he must fight off the Aliens from Indy 4
10/10 would watch

>>80575428
thanks for killing the thread reddit

>>80565927

PART TIME

>>80575561

>killing a shitty 'lel, i'm co contrarian xdd do i fit in yet?!' thread made by people that have been browsing this site for max 6 months

it was my motherfucking pleasure

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>>80575366
BEST HARRISON FACE ON A FIGURE EVER

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>>80575598
PART POETRY

>>80575602
I'm 33 and it was the first one I ever saw and it remained my favourite. Just because someone doesn't agree with you don't mean they're a contrarian

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These fan covers are actually really good

>>80567750
That shit fucked me as a kid.

>>80575782
I just wish the last act wasn't so shit, for the rest it's a pretty fine movie

>>80576047
I like the aliens in it though

>>80576126
I don't mind the aliens, I mind the overblown CGI setpieces

>>80576126
the aliens are not the problem, the chimpunk and the monkeys are

>>80576047
The middle is mediocre too. The first act with area 51, the greaser brawl etc are fun indiana jonsin adventures

>>80573871
Dude I like Chris Pratt, but he would be a terrible Indy. He's too silly. I'd rather they continue the Shia spin off than make Indy into some Ace Ventura type wise guy.

>>80576220
Since Spielberg always likes opening Indy movies up with a massive fight scene (James Bond style), I wonder what his plan is for the next one?

>>80576269
Shia doesn't like acting anymore so how will they explain his character's disappearance in Indy 5?

>>80574733
I've only ever seen 4 Indiana Jones movies, what are the first 22 like?

>>80576329
Never seen them but you can watch all of them via this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev076u1vjck&list=PL5iWJ4SmozWS1VPV6IpQxozCEzRGqxPU2

Harrison Ford has a cameo in Mystery of the Blues

I only saw 1 of them as a kid where Indy was like 10 years old.

>>80576320
>Indy tells the tale of his son protesting the war and how he got hooked on LSD and chained himself to a tree and got run over by a bulldozer because he chained himself up in the top branches of the tree where the construction people couldn't see him

>>80576401
Isn't there one from Prague? I think I saw something like that and it was pretty bad.

>>80575123
Sideshow fucked up, then. I saw the movies when they came out. ToD wasn't heavily promoted as a prequel, but the dates in the movie were never changed, it was always considered a prequel. There was a tv special when ToD came out where HF is explaining that he's 3 years older now, but Indy is a year younger in the new one, so he looks 4 years older than he should. I wonder if that was when the word prequel came into being, because it's kind of a silly word.

Really staples my fedora.

>>80575123
Sideshow also fucked up the name of the sacred rock. Shankara.

>>80576320
Motorcycle accident. But Indy and Marion have a 9 year old daughter now! Anna Mary Sue Jones, named after his mother.

>>80576401
I found 16 of these tapes at a thrift store the other day. 49 cents each.

>>80576320
he transitioned and is now a transgirl
Call me Indiana, Caytlin Indiana

>>80565148
I dislike india, and that woman was god damn annoying

>>80567628
Because he dies a very slow and painful death whereas the guys in Raiders die in like 5 seconds.

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>mfw that drum music playing when Indy's getting ready to cut the bridge

>>80573007
This, if they had done Indy 4 a decade earlier with the same feeling it probably could have been fantastic.

>>80581432
>less pointless setpieces because the CGI wasn't there
>Lucas busy making the prequels, so no meddling by him
>no Shia
Fuck me, that would have been way better

I think Chris Pratt could play a good Indy. It all comes down to whether or not the writers actually realize they are writing Indiana Jones and not a Marvel super hero.