The exact moment when you realized that /tv/ is always right.

I liked the part where "Walking Through the Jungle" played while they were walking through the jungle

same except I didn't laugh and there were only like 2 other people in the entire theater so no one stared at me (that I know of, unless they were just randomly staring at me for no reason and from several rows away which would be kinda weird)

>>80564059

I read the pic and saw

>Kong
>Bull Island

I need help

it was a terrible movie, dont waste your money, time or mind on it

>>80564157
OP here.

Yeah, the movie sucked rancid ass. I only went because my family decided to go on a whim and I was bored. The CGI was unbelievably bad and the story was literally a rehash of the 2005 Kong movie except without the New York scene at the end.

Don't bother with this movie, people.

>>80564157
>it was a terrible movie
Agreed.

>>80564157
You can't waste that which has no value

>>80564624
/tv/ royally btfo

>>80564059
>Paranoid

What song is that? Shouldn't it have e been "it ain't me"?

>>80564724
It might as well have been. It's like they intentionally picked the most generic and cliche soundtrack possible.

>>80564724
they dont play It Aint Me. It would have been the one thing they could have done to win over masses of ironic fans here, but no, they are dumber than bricks.

they do play every other generic Vietnam song though

>>80564724
Black Sabbath.

In hindsight it really wasn't that funny, but the fact that a cheesy 70s rock song started playing during a Vietnam war scene reminded me of /tv/.

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>>80564059
The movie was meh just another monster flick.

Atleast my girlfriend sucked my cock right after in the parking lot and swallowed my seed. So I got my moneys worth.

They had one job.

>>80564963
You have a GF who prostitutes herself for a movie and maybe some popcorn, get a classier girl

>>80564963
i agree it was bad but i had to sit in between two teenage girls due to no other seats available. i cut a whole in the popcorn bucket and stuck my cock through and then offered them some popcorn so i was literally getting free handjobs throughout the movie unbenknowwest to them, which made the movie tolerable

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>>80564059
Anyone else laugh at how badly this scene was edited?

>>80564963
Was it before or after you took her to Dorsia?

>>80565086
>now there's a man I would let fuck my wife!
That line was a bit much.

>>80565124
>"In Vietnam they'd hang you with a fork stuck up your ass"
I can understand the Vietnam references that Hiddleston wanted to bring to the film but yeah this line was a little too much for a PG 13 flick

>>80565086
it really looked chopped up, after the fight there was some clumsy cut to the table, i was shocked at how they fucked up some of the small details even most other bad cheap movies get right

>>80565177
it was a different time

>>80565179
I know even the chat with Hiddleston looked like so much dialogue was cut out as it went straight o the next scene.

Also no character development for Journalist girl.

>Let's have her be inside a red room with photographs. That's enough
what the fuck this movie was so badly made

>everyone but the two leads gets characterization the movie

>>80565238
This. Samuel L Jackson was my favorite part of the movie because he had characterizations. Not to mention some of the soldiers I really felt for.

The 2 main leads? I knew nothing about them apart from Hiddleston being some British forces guy and as for the girl... who the hell is she again? Some photographer who knew Hiddleston from some time ago?

>>80565229
And it cost $200 million...supposedly

>>80565267
a movie so badly made, no one knows who the lead character is

>>80565267
I don't even know why they had a photographer along for it, especially an anti-war photographer. They don't need kino pictures, just someone to document at best. And Goodman was literally already toting around a video camera.

>>80565280
>inb4 the director does a Josh Trank and says his movie was ruined by the studio
"2 years ago I had this great vision of a brand new Kong movie with amazing characters. Too bad you will never see it."

>>80565322
Nah this movie isn't F4 tier, the director isn't going to be hurt by it. Only problem is that the budget is a bit high but otherwise it got good enough reviews and box office.

>>80565312
>I don't even know why they had a photographer along for it
MEMBER THE CAMERMAN FROM KONG 2005?

>And Goodman was literally already toting around a video camera.
His death scene was fucking funny though. BRAVO to kill off basically the main character.

>>80565341
>the director isn't going to be hurt by it.
no shit. they already are rushing a Kong V Godzilla movie so the director nor anyone in studio gave a shit about making this movie special.

The after credits scene made me so fucking angry

>Let's explain about Godzilla and the backstory of dinosaurs in literally 30 seconds

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>>80565341
>>80565322
Even before Kong released, Jordan Vogt-Roberts was being lined up for some big name capeshit movie directing gig, as I recall.

>>80565383
Redpill me on dinosaurs anon

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When this nigga showed up I knew I'd fallen in love with the movie.
It may not be a perfect film, but it had a sense of fun and adventure rare these days.

>>80565086
That was probably the most watchable scene in the whole movie, and it happened in the first 5 minutes.

The rest of it was garbage.

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>going to the theaters in March and expecting a good movie

another fool parted with his money

>>80565352
That was different, that was a commercial venture to profit from the discovery. This was a secret black ops government mission to explore a mysterious island, you'd want someone more secure than some anti war photog bimbo who barely has any proper equipment and takes one pic per every 4 hours.

>>80565383
>they already are rushing a Kong V Godzilla movie
Godzilla Vs. Kong 2020
Godzilla KOM 2019
They ain't rushing anything anon

It was schlock, but it was schlock that put faith that King of the Monsters is going to be more Godzilla action and less dumb human drama.

Godzilla and King Kong will never recapture the art that were their original films because they were products of different eras, but I can still enjoy trashy monsters fight

>>80565489
>Watched 10,000 B.C.

RAGE

>>80565267
>Samuel L. Jackson
>getting characterization
What are you smoking dude? He literally played himself for the 50th time.

>>80565585
>His dad or grandpa didn't serve in Vietnam

>>80565515
>they were products of different eras
this is sadly true. in the 30's there was still the sense that the whole world hadn't been completely discovered, that maybe there were dinosaurs or other bizarre creatures in remote islands and jungles. nowadays a lot of the mystery is gone ,except for Antarctica and the deep oceans.

>>80564793
they're dumber than bricks for not pandering to an obscure tv meme that literally no one working on the movie would know about? really makes you think

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>>80565311
I've noticed a pattern here.

>>80565636
it would have been funny, so then John C Reilly wouldn't have been the only funny thing in the entire movie.

>>80565312
I swear to god I spent most of the movie thinking about what that white chick's asscrack tastes like. That's how boring it was.

>>80565592
My grandfather fought in Vietnam but I never knew him.

>Kong 2005: Comic relief Jack Black almost single handedly ruins the movie

>Kong 2017: Comic relief John C. Reilly almost single-handedly saves the movie.

Pottery

>>80565860
He died on that island and never came back

>>80565425
is this from a video game made in 1998? Were they purposely trying to make this movie look shitty?

>>80565931
the skull crawlers had slight outlines around them in some scenes

>>80565931
It's from Son of Godzilla '67.
I don't have an actual screenshot from the movie but it's the same monster.

>>80564111
BRAVO

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>>80564624

>>80565877
Nah, my gramps died of old age in like 2003. He was an alcoholic and my mother kept him out of my life. Interestingly, his only companion at the end was a newborn valley bulldog whom I wound up adopting.

>>80564533
>the story was literally a rehash of the 2005 Kong movie

Stupidest thing I've read so far today

>>80565870
yeah bro katanas are so FREAKIN EPIC DUDE!!! i loved that part!

>>80566436
I said John C Reilly was funny, not the katana scene which was mostly Loki, pay attention

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>tfw there will never be another kino tier 'nam movie ever again

Budget $185 million[2][3]
Box office $166.4 million[3]

the fuck how did it not make its budget back at keast

>>80566520
its only been out a week, it'll easily make its money back from chongs and yuropoors and blurays and streaming etc

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>>80564963
>Girlfriend is turned on after seeing a big black humanoid fight King Kong
Anon, I have news for you

>>80564123
i sit at the back and in boring movies regularly people-watch sometimes staring, fixated at a person in the theatre and how they react to the movie.

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>>80566710
>this is reddit...this is memes...

>>80566561
mmmmyeah but nowadays if a movie doesn't make its money back immediately and doubles it afterwards it's considered a failure

>>80566269
It's true though.
>people go to an island full of giant beasts
>kong is there fighting dinosaurs
>kong takes a liking to some dumb bimbo
Same fucking movie, except this time the ape didn't get captured and therefore the New York scene couldn't take place.

>>80564827
>but the fact that a cheesy 70s rock song started playing during a Vietnam war scene reminded me of /tv/.
why

>>80566850
they should have had rap

>>80566815
Which it can easily do, because it's only been out a week and hasn't opened in China.

>>80564059
>>movie is set immediately after the Vietnam War

Vietnam was still going on.

>>80564533
>I only went because my family decided to go on a whim and I was bored.
Ah, so you're another one of those kids who lives with your parents and only goes to movies when they pay for your ticket.

>>80566866
Kong should have rapped and also breakdanced to defeat the final boss

>>80566850
>Vietnam War scene
>It Ain't Me starts playing
It's a forced meme on this board.

>>80564533
>>80564157
I saw it today and it was loads better than shitzilla , fucking 8/10 movie with sick fights.

gonna go see it again this weekend

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>>80566839

>>80564059
Peter Jackson's King Kong is one of my favorite movies. This was shit.

>>80566710
well shit now I'll never be comfortable in a theater again knowing some anon is monitoring my reactions from behind

>>80566925
I saw Logan with my brother last week and we both bought our own ticket and candy. You're half right though, I usually don't go to the movies unless it's a family thing where I don't have to pay.

>>80567116
Throwing in some military guys and a tribe of kong-worshippers doesn't make it an original story.

The skull island natives are barely shown, i think they nod once or twice and perhaps one gave an approving nod. They were bland as fuck though, i liked the satanic insane looking skull islanders from the 2005 movie, but we didnt see enough of them being all crazy and shit either

This movie was nothing more than 2 niggers chimping out. Prove me wrong.

>>80567358

>monster kills your friends with no provocation
>he should just take a deep calming breath and sip some tea, go to a spa

Yeah ok, numale.

>>80567399
>dropping bombs inn his home
>((("no provocation")))

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2005 > Skull Island >>>> 1976 >> 1933

>>80567276
That's a very problematic depiction anon, the native people are in many ways more advanced than we are

>>80567514
how so? they don't even have TV or phones

>>80567526
I was making fun of how the movie had Reilly say something to that effect in the interest of political correctness

Seen it 3 times now. A lot of the characterization is actually pretty subtle and easy to miss. E.g. Loki has a cigarette burn on his ankle, and Larson has a C section scar.

>>80567505
This is by far the worse king kong. Putting it over skull island proves how fucking shit your tastes are. Peter Jackson did it the best though.

>>80567617
oh never mind kek. yeah, he's like "Kong leaves the natives alone as long as they all stay in this 30ft x 30ft thatched roofed hut and dont go anywhere" wow thanks Kong

>>80564624
If it has no value, how can he waste it?


think before you type

>>80567661
What the fuck are you even saying

Will king kong play ping pong in hong kong with toph bei fong?

This movie sucked and Logan was good? Lol no
>scene where Loki was killing people with a sword that was a random homage to 300
>part where the screen goes first person with the rifle, referencing the videogame
>swinging the propeller on a chain

There just should've been more Kong fight scenes, and they really should've did something better with that guy from RockNRolla

Logan on the other hand was garbage and everyone here ate it up

>>80567229
It was a great monster movie loser, can't wait for the sequel/vs godzilla movie

fuck that last fight was fucking awesome, hope hiddleston comes back

>>80567505
1933>skull island>2005>1976

>>80568154
>1933

Is this a meme?

>>80568054
toby kebbell is doomed to forever play dude who dies, atleast he got to mo-cap kong

>>80565425
Why do all the King Kong movies have such horrifying insect scenes?

>>80567176
I KNEW IT.
Because I'm just like that. I sensed a kindred spirit. We'd probably hate each other, though.

What the fuck?

Why wouldn't they play War Pigs, isn't it much more known than fucking Paranoid?

>>80564059
>set after Vietnam
>literally NO smoking whatsoever, just once as a plot device
Really took me out of it

In War Dogs when "it ain't me" starts playing when the military show up

Great film, better than Jurassic World and Godzilla, much closer to the original jurassic park in feel.

Why was kong as a monster even hyped to begin with? Its a giant ape. Meanwhile actual monsters like Godzilla are much better.

>>80564111

Nice trips

The song was run through the jungle but they weren't running. I expected at least one credence song so I'm glad it wasn't just the usual bad moon rising (Which was in the film also)

I liked how paranoid came to an abrupt stop

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The one scene where Loki goes slo-mo and starts chopping the birds up made me KEK at how ridiculous it was

This movie wasn't trying to compete with 2005, but set up their own story-line for the other Godzilla movies.

It aint me should have played

The cast was all over the place

Overall it was a 6.7/10. It was alright, now gimme my Ghidorah.