Two Towers > Fellowship > Return Yes?

>>80563253
YES

PATRICIAN OPINION

fucking finally

inb4 plebs disagreeing

Two Towers is a snoozefest up until the last 45 minutes. Fellowship is undoubtedly the best of the trilogy.

>>80563365
>Two Towers is a snoozefest up until the last 45 minutes
Maybe if you're a sub 90-IQ monkey.

>>80563365
this

>>80563253
Yes. Two Towers has such rewatchability vs the other two

>>80563365
Two Towers had the most action out of all of them.
Return of the King had the most epic scene.
Fellowship was the comfiest.
>tfw ywn be smoking pipeweed and enjoying midget cunny in the Shire

TFotR > TRotK > TTT

Return is best. It has the most action. Fellowship is worst. It's just 3 hours of walking and talking.

>>80563365
>Gandalf vs Balrog
>introduction of Golem/Smegal
>Gimili/Aragorn/Legolas traversing the country side of middle Earth to rescue the kidnapped hobbits
>the horselords
>Gandalf the White
>treebeard
>snoozefest

Shit taste detected

Garbage > Garbage > Garbage

Yes?

fellowship > two towers >>>>>> the hobbit 1 >>>>>>> return of the king

rotk is TERRIBLE

>>80563556
Best action scenes but not the most action. Battle of Helms Deep is better than anything in RotK

>>80563253
Absolutely yes

>>80563624
Most action but not the best*

>>80563253
Fellowship > Return > Towers

>Lighting of the beacons
>Grond
>Ride of the Rohhirim
>I am no man
>Death of Saruman
>Smeagol's backstory
>Panicked Sauron
>Shelob

RotK is far and away the best.

>>80563568
>>Gandalf vs Balrog
Shit that didn't fit at all. Almost looked like some garbage Bay would make.

>>Gimili/Aragorn/Legolas traversing the country side of middle Earth to rescue the kidnapped hobbits
Stupid scene that repeated the same dumb joke and same cut of them running over a plain over and over

>>the horselords
Who?

>>Gandalf the White
Bland

>>treebeard
Stupid

>>80563673
>I am no man

It's shit because of this alone

File: rohirrim_horn.jpg (49KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 512x288px

>>80563624
*breaks your siege*

>>80563556
Return has way too many shitty scenes to be the best. It's not a bad movie but it's the worst one in the trilogy.

File: cry.png (1MB, 1274x721px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1274x721px

>I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.
>Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her.
>I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

>>80563673
>liking the I am no man scene

>>80563673
>>Lighting of the beacons
>>I am no man
>>Death of Saruman (didn't die btw, at least not in the movie)
>>Smeagol's backstory

Those were all shit.

>>80563253
>Wet Shit > Fellowship > Two Towers > Return
Yes

File: RingWraiths.jpg (330KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 1920x1080px

implying that action = quality film.
We all know it's :

Return > Fellow > Towers

>>80563673
the problem with rotk is it has good moments that just descend into shit

riders of rohan is a good example of that. really good speech and charge, gets you hyped.... and then it's just horses slamming into CGI ragdoll orcs.

>>80563750
>>80563590
Go back to the star wars thread.

>>80563698
>shit that didn't fit at all
>not cinematic as fuck
>not one of the best CGI scenes of all time

>stupid scene
>again not cinematic as fuck and focusing on perhaps the greatest character of LOTR, the New Zeland landscape

>who
Theodens son and his riders you fucking pleb

>bland
Cuck

>stupid
Faggot

>>80563747
>(didn't die btw, at least not in the movie)

It's in the extended version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bG8CVUujhs

>people tell me RotK has good action
>all the action scenes are people charging into pike formations

It at least worked a bit in TT, it was absolutely retarded in RotK.

File: Mumak.jpg (136KB, 892x900px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 892x900px

>>80563761
I'm not going to lie, that's very true... but..ROTK has pic related.

>>80563803
Ahh, I had a feeling. I didn't see the extended cut of that movie yet. My mistake.

>>80563803
The extended versions are fuckin SHIT m8

>>80563861
Fellowship is GOAT with the extended cut. It adds more to the characters.

>>80563747
How is lighting the beacons shit?

>>80563861
The appendices is kino

>>80563779
t. mad anti-intellectual redditer

>>80563884
It didn't make any sense in the way it was shot. Are there really random people just sitting on top of some desolate snowy mountain top waiting for a signal from 1000 miles away?

>>80563807
helms deep is the best battle of the series. it's the perfect sized battle and it doesn't try to overwhelm you with the size of uruk army. i never really liked the big battle scenes in rotk, theyre just too big and ridiculous.

>>80563884
Why didn't Gandalf light that shit up?

>>80563253

I agree that Two Towers is the better film, but Fellowship is hands down my favorite.

>>80563909
>star wars
>intellect

>>80563779
>lotr is shit therefore star wars is good?
everything after the original trilogy is just as shit as lotr

>>80563832
>he hasn't seen the extended editions
Fake Fan

>>80563931
>it doesn't try to overwhelm you with the size of uruk army.
Yes it does. It does it in a good way, though.

>>80563941
star wars is shit just like lotr mate

you're all pissing in tolkien's grave

>>80563914
>Random people
I think they're called paid guardsmen...?

>waiting for a signal
Oh you mean like firemen, and police officers wait for "signals"?

>>80563253
Return is best. It have two midgets fighting in a volcano scene. You can't find such scene in any movie.

>>80564001
I'm talking about how it was shot, not the scene itself. It obviously make sense to do it that way, but when actually looking at the places that the beacons are, it's just nothing but a beacon on the tip top of a mountain and nothing else.

File: 0e9.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

>>80563818
>playing battle for middle earth
>load up match against easy ai gondor
>choose mordor
>spend 3 hours spawning mumkil while defending against waves of 1 or 2 swordsmen every 15 minutes
>hit unit cap
>send 30,000 elephants to march against my sworn enemy
>laugh as the once mighty walls crumble to the wrath of my elephant army

>>80564000

>reading comprehension

>>80563974
compared to the size of the armies in rotk, the uruk army was kind of small

>>80564045
not to be expected from people who consume anti-art products like stars wars and lotr movies

>>80563253
TT > FotR > UJ > RotK > DoS > BoFA

File: 1laama.jpg (126KB, 1172x500px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1172x500px

towers was best

I don't like this argument

They are all masterpieces

Though Fellowship the movie is better than the book. Fuck taking twenty years to get to the actual story.

>>80563673
>Lighting of the beacons
Kino in its purest form.

>>80564777
such beautiful digits wasted on such an awful post

>>80564777
Trips of truth

>>80564777
imagine having taste this bad

>>80563556
>best because action
>worst because talking
Your age is showing.

>>80564777
Fellowship is the best. Only underage plebs think otherwise.

anyone wan to watch these together?

>>80565041
true dat

Galadriel's riverdancing was the best part of the trilogy, hands down.

>>80563253
WRONG

>>80563342
It's the most pleb of pleb opinions.

Fellowship>Return>Two Towers

>>80563253
No, its Fellowship = Two Towers > RoK

I don't think RoK is bad but the dumb shit like Legolas riding Elephants and twenty minute ending bring it down from great.

>>80563253
Fellowship > Return > Two Towers

>>80566228

Can I get a quick rundown on this riverdance meme?

>>80563365
ROTK is for children
Fellowship is the best.

>>80563253
They've all boring desu.

>>80563253
Fellowship > Two Towers > Return, if we're talking about movies, of course.

Patrician: Fellowship
Pleb: Return of the King
Contrarian: Two Towers

>>80563734
TLOTR is so superb even after all these years.

I can't even tolerate hearing about the Hobbit movies.

>>80563673
>I am no man
I hope to god you're not serious