What would you have done in this situation?

>>80559218
Probably prepare to meet Kali in Hell.

>>80559218
one of the most gratifying cinema moments for me as a child tbqh with you senpai

>Mola Ram throws his own dude down to the gators just so he can climb faster.

BASED

>>80559274
I agree. Fuck anyone who says Temple of Doom isn't a classic.

>>80559218
probably the same
except I'd be one of the floating robes in the water

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>>80559305
Is he /our guy/?

>>80559274
It's a great moment. I'd rate Raiders as the best Indiana Jones movie but if someone dislikes Temple of Doom, then they're an idiot.

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What was his problem

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>>80559305
>grabs flaming food on a stick and throws it at an Asian guy
Seriously?

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Someone help me out I am confused. So is it the stones that gave Mola Ram the Devilish supernatural power?

If so, what type of faith to the natives practice since the stones first belonged to them? Or are the stones just symbol energy sources that can be used for good or bad and Mola Ram stole them so he can have more power when he does his Devil worship?

>>80559655
yes, you understand their power now

>>80559218
Not waited for some limey fuck and his punjab brigade to save me, that's for sure.

Temple of Doom or Last Crusade

>>80559655
The stones didn't give Mola Ram power
Kali did
The stones just made Kali favour him

The stones themselves are just rocks. Its the gods who give them meaning

>>80560017

Last Crusade, mainly just because it was the first one I saw. Temple of Doom is great though

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>>80560017
Last Crusade.

Temple of Doom is great too though.

Objective Indie tier list
Best Tier
Last Crusade

Great Tier
Raiders

Still Really Good Tier
Temple of Doom

>>80559598
terrible

>>80559345
>Jones?

>>80559218
say
you betrayed sheba a million times until it worked and realized its the one true faith.

>>80559345
>/our guy/
kill yourself meming queer

>>80559345
You're a big archeologist...

>>80559439
the black sleep of the kali

>>80559218
stop and then imagine my pregnant white wife blowing a black cock.

>>80560140
You're forgetting
[spoiler/]Absolutely nothing[/spoiler]

>>80559218
"hang on lady we going for a ride"

I always thought this quest was not Indys style. Returing some stones to a village? Who gives a shit, those stones belong in a museum

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>>80560395
you're fucking retarded anon

>>80559218
>>80560789

Mirin' the shit out of Harrison

>>80559382
temple of doom starts slower but has a better payoff in my opinion.

>>80560017
doom. last cusade is a raiders wannabee.

>>80559345
WHO PAID YOU, TO GRAB OUR CRYSTALS?

>>80560296
...If you click ctrl+s, you automatically get spoilers

>>80560845
>Mirin'
fuck off reddit

>>80561358
No, you fuck off. That's standard /fit/izen lingo, you dyel manlet. I suspect only a ledditor wouldn't have known that. Hmmmmm...

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>Raiders and Last Crusade confirm one Abrahamic God is the sole true faith
>Pagan rock shit in Temple have supernatural powers

>>80561436
why would i go on /fit/ they're all a bunch of queers

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>>80561494
>Abrahamic God is the sole true faith

>>80559655
I always wanted glowing stones like that as a kid.

>tfw no glowing stones

>>80559306
I used to think it was the worst of the original 3 but rewatching it, it's a thrill ride that never slows a beat and every scene, every moment matters and adds to the film, nothing is wasted, solid dark action adventure; I now consider it better than Raiders and the second best of the series.

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>>80561735
So not only are you a Redditor, you're also 260+ lbs?

LAUGHING MY A' O' @ YOUR LIFE

>>80561343
test

>>80561911
it's just not one of the boards i frequent anon and if anything i'm under weight. why are you trying so hard to /fit/ in?

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>>80561831
>tfw no glowing stones

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>>80561962
Because
I want to
FIT IN.

>>80559598
The le minimalism meme has been long dead for about 3 years now.

>>80559306
yeah man short-round really adds a lot to the narrative.

fuck off idiot

>>80561494
Old Testament
Pagan Hindu shit
Then New Testament
Then Scientology

>>80561494
Have you even read the Bible? Moses did battle with Pagans who turned staffs into Snakes.

Pagans had powers in the Old Testament.

>but all Pagan religions are just made up according to Christians
No. The Bible is proof that the Pagans did worship actual supernatural beings and the Bible just calls these Demons.

>>80562056
too bad it's not working

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>>80562100
short-round did nothing wrong

>>80562145
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood.

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>>80562100
>short-round really adds a lot to the narrative.
He helped bring Indy back into the light after Indy got possessed.

Also: he was a good character. Can you imagine the movie with just Indy and that woman who did nothing but act paranoid? Wouldn't have been as good.

>>80562195
lurk more faggot

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>>80562067
>implying these aren't masterpieces

>>80562235
Short Round was based.

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>>80559345

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>>80562056
>>80562145
>>80562195
>>80562254

Holy shit, lol. That wasn't even me. But if that WERE me, I simply would have called you...a mega homo gaylord...no homo

Have a cute bubber

>>80559218

Probably bum-rush them,but if I knew slicing the bridge was an option I would've done it.

As a kid, these were the most primal badass movies ever, and they still are. How does nothing compare?

My mom loved them, too. So we'd watch them every 6 months or so until she died. Now I got my wife into them, and my son will see them soon, too.

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Imagine instead of Shia in Crystal Skull, we got Short Round come back grown up?

With Indy 5 I hope he does come back

>>80559598
Pretty bad.

>>80562331
>cute bubber
fucking queer

>>80559306
Temple of Doom is fine, but Raiders and even Last Crusade are just better.

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>mfw Temple of Doom isn't his favorite Indy movie

>>80562335
he was in the script floating around in the 90's where kevin costner was indy's brother

>>80562335
this is what i always had hoped for, and that he would have been the temporary bad guy because indy left him, but eventually joining back up with indy.
he was going to be in the wedding scene but they changed their minds at the last minute. i think spielberg wants to act like Temple never happened

>>80562286
They're mostly shit

>>80562331
Suck my feminine dick, pussy.

>>80559218
My parents wouldnt let me see temple of doom because satanic

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sad scene ;(

how come modern day movies don't make me feel emotional like I used to?

>>80559564

i think the pictures you're looking for that fit the people that frequent /pol/ would be from the movie "i am sam"

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>>80562407
>he was in the script floating around in the 90's
Reminder: Harrison Ford played Indiana Jones in the 90's as a cameo on the Young Indiana Jones show

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>>80562428
>i think spielberg wants to act like Temple never happened
I hope this isn't true. They better make reference to it in Indy 5

>>80562487
I don't need a reminder you stupid faggot

>>80562563
I just found this fact out yesterday. Don't call me a stupid faggot. Why aren't people nice here?

>>80562446
>>80562475
fuck off reddit

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>>80562362
>>80562444
I'm going to fucking beat you assholes. I swear on this right hand.

>The Temple of Doom
Paganism

>Raiders of the Lost Arc
The Old Testament

>The Last Crusade
The New Testament

It's like poetry

>>80562487
are you the queer who tried to make a thread about this yesterday?

>>80562628
Yes
btw not queer. I wanna marry Margot Robbie

>>80562649
Quite queer, tbhwyf

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>>80562620
>Indiana Jones and the Secrets of the Qur'an
Would this work?

The Qur'an talks about supernatural entities that God created at the beginning of time amongst humans so this could work considering Crystal Skull had aliens in it.

In Raiders and Last Crusade Indy got objective, undeniable proof that God exists and Christianity is the correct faith.
Why the fuck didn't he become a hardcore Christian after that?

>>80562582
who told you to come here little faggot

>>80562613
I don't see a hand, just a korean guys dinner.

>>80562709
Because Jesus is an Alien and the spiritual relics are ancient Alien technology

>>80562709
his daddy was already forcing him to be one.

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>dat tank scene
>dat castle scene
>dat motocycle chase
>dat indy's dad
>dat zeppelin scene
>dat young indy on the train
>dat venice boat scene
>dat hitler autograph
>dat sexy love interest
>dat old knight

Last Crusade is definitely the superior sequel.

>>80562709
>undeniable proof that God exists
that doesn't disprove other things being out there.

>>80562770
>>dat
nigger

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>>80562709
Don't forget that he found the Staff of Moses and they made a prop of Moses' staff to be in the warehouse scene in Crystal Skull.

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>>80562820
All the Indiana Jones games are canon. The Infernal Machine is one of my favorite Indy stories.

>Ancient Gods building a machine at the Tower of Babel before they departed and hid machine parts as Indy has to go and find these machine parts before the Soviets do
I want this to be the plot of Indy 5 but with a cameo with short round

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>>80562872
good times anon

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>>80562439
What about this?

>>80562994
garbage

>>80562994
Since Cloud City is my fav futuristic city in a movie, I like this.

>>80559218
the bridge scene was the only moment in the movie that felt Indiana Jonsin

>>80563090
Go away