ITT: films that make you say " why did they make it ? "

Olsens tits

>>80553284
the answer is jews

You win. Nobody can beat that.

Only good point was Elizabeth Olsen getting fucked all over.

>>80553284
muricans too dumb to read subs

>>80553330
FPBP

>find out that you've been fucking your hot daughter
>not stoked as fuck

really took me out of the film, I couldn't empathize at all

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this tops it

>>80553432
Yeah I've heard Americans like incest.

What a strange bunch.

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>>80553284

>>80553514
Show me a man who doesn't like incest and I'll show you a queer

>>80553284
Jesus, this was so fucking bad.

Josh Brolin is based though.

>>80553597
for the BEEEES

Name ONE american remake that's better than the original.

Exactly.

Americans are fucking cultural vampires. They take something, drain the life out of it, "americanise" it then parade its rotting soulless corpse around and call it a day.

>>80553284
>a spike lee joint
What did he mean by this

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Commie trash

>>80554011
The Hills Have Eyes

Granted, it was a shitty American to begin with but the remake is a lot better than the original and it is an American remake.

>>80553284
Aren't they doing an American remake of The Raid? It's like they never fucking learn

>>80553284
Literally every other Hollywood movie nowadays. Skull island most recently.

>>80554011
the ring
dredd
the girl with the dragon tattoo
the departed
true grit

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>>80554557
>all-new movie

>>80554412
Not even a meme, why did they make the second film in the franchise Batman fighting Superman

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This is getting an American remake by WWE studios.

There is zero chance of it actually being any good.

>>80554342
what are they gonna do, outdo The Raid? HA

>>80554342

So basically, The Raid but with shit choreography? Why?

>>80554342
Let me guess, it will star Will Smith

>>80553473
Fucking Christ, this one for sure.

>>80554795

Because man of steel did good but not great and Batman is the WB panic button. It is the same reason Gotham City Sirens and Nightwing are going to be a thing, when in doubt add more Batman

>a spike lee joint
>joint

why are niggers so insufferable?

>>80554011
The Thing

>>80555462
what does "a spike lee joint" even mean?

can someone explain this I don't speak nigger

>>80555774
Joint means flick, or even lower than that.

>>80555864
>>80555774
>>80555462
I always assumed it was slang for joint collaboration seeing as that's the context of how it's used in nigger music, and Spike Lee is a nigger himself.

>>80556275
Yeah I figured that was the case but was still confused as fuck

Such a bad choice to put that on the poster especially right above the title

>>80556324
He's been doing it for years although I've noticed the movies he does with Denzel Washington all seem to be missing the tagline. I like to imagine Denzel saying "if you want me in your movies drop that ignant nigga shit".

>>80554344
Yeah but theyre trying to establish a monster cinematic universe with godzilla etc. Theyre already doing a better jerb then DC. At the very least the new Kong isnt the same rehashed story like Peter jacksons. I dont care much fornrehashes and shit but it Was a fun little romp and as a toku fan im so goddamn excited. What a time to be alive. Wew

>>80555493
the original story was a book (american) and the film adaptations before it were barely true to the book. the thing was not a remake of any movie, it simply wasnt the first movie to based off the book

>>80554795
>I bypassed the character development

in all fairness the MCU had 6x as long and has as much development in The Avengers as MoS/BvS, so fuck it.

It's all shit, but at least the latter has its moments. Every single Avengers film has bored me to tears. Can't watch anything past Iron Man 2, and even that shit is pretty bad when compared to X-Men.

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>>80555774
I thought Spike Lee was Asian

>>80556671
No self-respecting asian would spell their last name as "Lee" in this day and age.

>>80556531
what did he meme by this?

>>80555774
>what does "a spike lee joint" even mean?


it means get ready to watch a shitty flick with race baiting

>>80553597
Cage claims it was meant to be a comedy. If true, it is a legitimate 10/10. I love it.

>>80556923
>Cage claims it was meant to be a comedy.


just like the room, right cage?