ITT: Bollywood Kino

i watched kal ho na ho

fucking hell it was painful

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>>80551844

>>80551844
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>>80552565
POO

>>80551844
I haven't watched any new Bollywood in ages but Dabangg is pretty sweet.

TAKE THE POO

>>80552580
not even indian mate.
I just wanted to see something I haven't seen yet.

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KINO as fuck

>>80552628
TO THE LOO

>>80551844
>3 hour runtime
>Instant massive shifts in tone at seemingly random times just like life lmao right? XD
>Every character is a backstabbing cunt, even the 3 Idiots
>Musical numbers throughout zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I realize Bollywood films are made for sophisticated Indian audiences, but fuck me this movie sucks

>>80551844
Great movie.

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This man's kinography

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

>>80552606
Dabangg was fun. It's not the kind of flick thinka about a lot but the story was simple and solid; the dance acts were catchy and the MC, his cuck brother and the villian had enough charisma to get you interested. Is the second one okay?

>>80551844

Should I bother watching any of the shit that has been invading the imdb top 250 laterly? All of it is 3+ hours with story descriptions that are more suited for 90 minute movies and apparently they all have musical numbers.

>>80554323
wtf I love india now

>>80554479
Watch Gangs of Wasseypur, Satya and Dev.d

Captain India 2: The Curry Soldier

>>80552565
Judging by the poster, it looks like the type of movie that average indians love to watch just to have a party in the theater.

https://youtu.be/WVLo4avHYao

Do you think this indian super star will be the next wolverine?

>>80554323
What the fuck is going on?

>>80551844
Does every Indian movie have dance scenes? Like even the serious ones?

om shanti om

>>80556547
More or less, it's borne from the early on (in hollywood too) musical jive that bollywood have. They just never stopped while hollywood for the most part did.

>>80551844
Why do Indians smell like shit? I mean really why do they reek so bad all the time. It's fucking disgusting. You know there's an Indian behind you just by how shitty it starts to smell, you don't even need to see that dirty fuck.

>>80551844
Do they all have singing & dancing in them? Ive never seen any, cuz im afraid its gonna be like that. stuck in romanticism, which i cant stand

>>80556736
because the food we eat is built from spices as the core of the dish, that shit leaks out