I BREK YU LIKE I BREK YUR FREN

Would Seagal rob Chongli's birthday?

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OK USA

Forest whitakers finest acting role was in this movie

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>>80548867
>tfw you'll never be a random aviator wearing goon triad working to put on a Bloodsport esque tournament
JDIMSA

>>80549215
Don't let your dreams be memes.

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>>80549249
I'm neither Chinese nor Asian, so I doubt the Triads would take me.

>>80549308
Make your own Bloodsport. I'd fight in it.

>>80548372

Tong Po > Bolo

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>>80549356
I think gladiatorial fights to the death might be illegal.

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>>80549370
>there are people who believe this
End yourself.

>>80549495
Just don't tell the cops, you'll be fine man. What are they gonna do anyway, arrest you and make you fight in a gladiatorial fight to the death?

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>>80549370
>tfw Bolo was nearly 40 when he was in Blood Sport and is 70 now
Time is a harsh thing. Guy was jacked for a 40 year old, though.

>>80548867
Guy to the right looks like a more asian Elliot Rodgers

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>>80549637
>arrest you and make you fight in a gladiatorial fight to the death?
If only the judicial system worked this way. Maybe in our cyberpunk future.

remember that one chinese guy that fell in the gayest way possible?

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>>80549805
>fell in the gayest way possible
Dick first into another guy?

>>80549755
Isn't that the plot of a lot of movies? I know there's that Death Race movie, and shit like Gamer or whatever with Gerard Butler. Can't really think of one where they just fight to the death though, like gladiators. That would be a cool movie. Kinda like the Gamer movie but without the Gamer part. Like paintball but with reap guns and no teams and you get to watch them operate in this little level that's kinda like a paintball course.

I'm sure there are like 20 movies already like this and I'm just drawing a blank.