>Come on, I'm the fun shark!

>>80544256
i love how he is portrayed as the nice guy even though he cheated on his wife

>>80546297
lots of nice guys cheat on their wives

>>80546297
What a jerk

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I'm the smart and reasonable shark.

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I'm the black shark who is in touch with the latest trends.

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Waddup motherfuckas, im the black shark

>>80546462
>>80546514
>great black shark

>>80546297
Maybe she was a bitch? You wouldn't have heard about his wife cheating on him first.

>>80546462
>>80546514
>hello. I am filling a diversity quota. I don't understand your product because it doesn't have to do with clothing. I'm out.

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I love you, your product and your pitch. However, I'm only here for the publicity, and for that reason I'm out.

>>80546297
So?

OFFICIAL /SHARKTANK/ RANKINGS

1. Robert
2. Mr Jewonderful
3. Mark
4. Barbara

9001. Lori "muh QVC" Greiner
9000001. Daymond "muh black products" John

>>80546642
He could buy and sell every single one of the other sharks.

>>80546297
Nice guys are easier to seduce. Also anyone can commit adultery depending on the situation. Doesnt automatically make them scum.

>>80546708
Switch mark and Barbara and you're spot on.

>>80544256

I see Robert's offer of him giving you exactly what you want on the condition you spend the weekends kite surfing with him but yet all roads lead to Mr. Wonderful.

who else wants to hate fuck lori?

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>I'll give you twice what Mark offered for half the equity. Please. Just let me be your frie- partner. I need this.

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>>80546892
No hate from me, but yeah.

>>80546892
im more of barbara kind of guy

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>As a fellow woman, I understand and respect your passion and drive unlike the sexist pigs beside me. So I'll give you a quarter of what you asked for for 75% equity.

>>80546726
Not kevin and not chris

>>80546708
>80546786

>barbara the dumb bitch who never invests in shit and always goes out for dumb reasons
>good