Brit/tv/

Who would you rather fug? Ant or Dec?

>>80541663
Dom

what was that TV show where it'd cut to a wall of peep-holes and the characters would poke their heads through and talk to eachother

moms the word, maybe?

Is there a children's TV show scarier than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

>>80541663
Dec obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmFVGFsqwM

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Who /Badger Girl/ here?

>>80541679
There was a really shitty sketch show that was literally called "LOL", had sketches involving that.

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Thoughts on this puppet kino?

>>80541603
You boys remember Sorry I've Got No Head and that spin-off/ sequel series they did that took place inside a video game console and was sort of like Red Dwarf Jr?

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>tfw someone decides to play this at your funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlHnUeTiZbk

>>80541715
Ah yes, it all comes flooding back.

Well, all I remember is the EL OH EL snippit and that one guy that was really loud

like a shit version of adrian edmondson

>>80541730
I fucking loved the show where they got the Dick and Dom puppets to do movie parodies.

>>80541730
looking back on it these segments remind me too much of a david lynch fever dream. like when the tiny old couple crawl under the door in mulholland drive.

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>>80541762
>Sorry I've Got No Head
This sketch was fucking kino

>>80541730
>had a Dick and Dom DVD
>it had some shitty DVD game on it that you played with the remote
>at the end of the game it gave you your reward, which was a clip of them going "DIDDLY SQUIT"
>thought this meant I hadn't done well enough on the game
>autistically play it to the point of perfection, despite not realising the reward is always the same

>>80541810
WITCH
WITCH
WITCH

>>80541810
This so much. I fucking loved that show

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JUST

>>80541833
>>80541840
IMAGINATION TION TION

I was too old to like Dick and Dom. They were growing to prominence just as I was getting out of kids shows.

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I thought these things were fucking scary as a kid

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Post favourite horrible histories song
>highwayman

>>80541810
A THOUSAND POUNDS!

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>>80541891

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>tfw Bernard never used the clock for anything good
>just painting rooms and shit

What a frustrating character.

>>80541891
The Henry the 8th wives song was a fuckin' banger.

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>>80541943
MASHED POTATOES

>>80541874
Rosie and Jim was my favorite show when I was a kid.

>>80541891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5abHKvUBQ

>that one video you watched over and over
What was its name, /tv/?

>>80541874
I think they just took my soul

>>80541874
Were they supposed to be gippos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12epwE7Wroc

I've literally been singing this for a decade without knowing what it was from

>>80541988
i watched the episode of tracy beaker returns a lot where the spastic guys granddad dies

>>80541891
>>80541916
born to rule is unadulterated kino

the henry viii one is genuinely great for remembering his wives. educational gold

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Dr Underwood, I'm CITV.

>>80542052
I remember being in hospital age 3 and watching this for days

>>80542052
I thought i was the only one

>>80542061
Always wanted to go on this

What was that fucking show they'd make us watch in school, with the fat woman that had a dog and flew a plane

>>80542093
>>80539057

>>80542093
cum outside

>>80542093
The polka dot plane? Come Outside

>>80542093
Come Outside

>>80542093
Come Outside. Pure kino
>tfw Pippin is probably dead now

>>80542093
Come Outside?

RIP my dude Pippin

>>80542093
Cum Inside

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>when the cast of My Parents Are Aliens kept changing

Chucklevision youtubepoop is kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaz_BrNT2xk

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>>80542143
lol i forgot about those fuckers

>>80542152
IGNORE IT, THATS A CIRCULAR

>>80542115
>>80542116
>>80542125
>>80542126
>>80542128
>>80542130
>>80542131
Holy shit thanks lads

Did they ever let the trapped kids out of Jungle Run?

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Why was teddy such a shithead?

>>80542172
This was objectively the best Parents are Aliens cast.

>>80542152
Anyone remember that interactive episode of Chucklevision?

>>80542152
Still ssSNEFFing that fresh CUNT!

>>80542187
They ended up in Saville's dungeon

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>>80542143
>when the cast of My Parents Are Aliens went through puberty

>>80542024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isITNRo1x_o
NAEBODY MOVE

>>80542152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_FNeJ3F80
Best one coming through.

>>80542250
YA GOIN DOWN THE STATION LET'S GAEE

>>80542024
That song is kino. I don't think kids would even find it funny.

In fact there was a lot about that show that would probably go over kids heads.

>>80542152
SANDCASTLES

>>80542250
He looks fucking drunk in some of this.

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Kid Kino coming through!

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/ourguy/?

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>>80541603
>>80541730
>>80541874
>>80541929
>>80541943
Lads why do you have to make me remember this shit.

I wanna go back.

About a year back we had a stream running every friday evening of old CBBC kino.
Someone should make a new one.
Send me your (you)s if you agree.

Were Dick and Dom just legitimate comedians who ended up getting a kids show?

>>80542250
>That one episode with the balloon headed guys who would pop their own heads like dominoes. True kino.

>hey JK Rowling, can we have the rights to a Harry Potter tv show?
>no
>I guess we'll just have to improvise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQgvC4dBM6A

>>80542360
Was Keith a shitposter for kids?

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Speaking of Miles Jupp being in Balamory, has Marcus Brigstocke ever been reminded that he played King Stupid?

Feel like it's prime material when trying to argue against him on a panel show.

>>80542386
I'd watch it.

>>80542409
yes - I love it when the cast break character in da bungalow

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>>80542386

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>>80542360
Fucking aussie shitposting koala!

>>80542466
SHARIAH DON'T LIKE IT

>>80542424
This show was the fucking shit.

>>80541710

>Not prefering Geordie Racer

Why bother m8?

>>80542048
Didn't Horrible Histories win a BAFTA for best sketch comedy? Like not even kid's comedy, but the regular BAFTA.

>>80542360
>lives in basement with imaginary girlfriend
definitely /ourguy/

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Still have a DVD with like 2 episodes on
can't remember if it was good or not though

>>80541891
I DRINK FROM THEIR SKULL

>>80542360
>that episode where keith knocks out Mr Angry Pants and literally harvests his organs onscreen

Keith was a psychopath and a bad influence on Nev.

>>80542555
I think it was a comedy award. I remember they cut to Harry Enfield looking pissed that they beat him

What was that Aussie show with the Anna Soffe Rob lookalike?
I distinctly remember the mother getting a boob plaster cast in that.

>>80542457
Because it's not as good as joking about when he worked on an oil platform, or as a podium dancer at the Ministry of Sound.

Thought this shit was great 10 years ago

>GWAB IT
>GWAB IT

>>80542600
Is that a young Karl Pilkington?

>>80542600
The Beano was some great shit.

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Ayup

>>80542724
Right to left: Karl, Steve, Ricky, Little Monkey Fella

Anyone remember the post-SMTV show called Ministry of Mayhem with Mulhern and Willobooby? It was fucking outrageous, there was a german mad scientist who ropped the most filthy double entendres.

And cakey skate, with willobooby dressed as a saucy french maid.

Saturday mornings at uni were literally just lauging between furious wanks.

>>80541841
>Barneys hair stylist pranked him
poetry

>>80542600
>the episode where they're in the school on a snow day
comfy desu

>>80542807

MUMSY!

Never been the same since he packed it in, the man was absolute concentrared personality.

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>tfw CBeebies have signed him on for another FOUR bedtime stories

>>80541603
I've got to go but I hope to God that this thread is still going by the time I get back.

oldfags report in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9NzqmlcJpc

>went to see doctor bunhead from brainiacs live
>he was signing autographs afterwards
>waited patiently near him to get his autograph
>he ignored me
>we had to get back to school in time for the buses at the end of the day
>didn't get his autograph

now i wonder why the fuck i ever wanted his autograph.

>>80542939

No cunt cares, this is a nostalgia thread, young fag memers get out reee etc.

>>80542960
John Tickle was superior

>>80542982
be...veey...careful now...mhmmmm

>>80542958

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBbx9akJKjw

dat ub40

>>80542958

>Its stopped spinning
>ITS STARTIIIING!
>SSSHHHHHH! SSSHHHHHH!
>SSSHHHHHHHH!
>
>
>shh

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>you will never return to Saturday mornings of watching a hungover Dec get genuinely annoyed at kids for failing at Wonky Donkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA4rSOOjVQY

>>80543071
>those people who suggested a non rhyming answer
It's not fucking hard. It's got to rhyme.

>someone posts MI:High
>think "that bird in the intro looks alright, wonder if she'd done any lewds
>The Diary of a Teenage Girl
>she gets naked and Alexander Skarsgard fucks her over and over again

After-dinner wank sorted.

>waking up early to watch the 6am cartoons on Channel 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erwEiSD2yT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA4o6WhJO-A

>>80543071

Me and my mates at uni would rush into the living room to catch Challenge Ant. If any of us got a question wrong you know what happened...

YOURE THIIIIIICK...

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/ourguy/?

>>80543444
nice digits for Sharky and George! Now that was my childhood.

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Anyone remember this?

>don't you open that trapdooor..
>cos there's something down thereeee

Isnt Bob the Builder just another generic kids show now?

>>80543517

BURK! FEEEED ME!

>>80543540
My african american

>>80543473
Yes

https://youtu.be/WjBeOIKiOGw

Fucking loved this show. The theme tune was amazing, and it got quite dark at times.

BOYEEE!

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Anything voiced by David Jason was 10/10....

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...

>>80543672

Duckula
Dangermouse
Wind in the Willows

Based Delboy putting in work.

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>>80543672
..
Obligatory

>>80543705
looks like a young dillion harper

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These fucking lads.

>>80543071

It really was better than the shit these days

>queen's nose

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39301431

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Always wanted this guys helmet

>>80542250
>>80542291
>>80542318
>the moment in the final episode where he pulled out a copy of his cv and started asking for work

fucking based

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>>80544137

>>80544137
Why though?

>>80542807
Coming back with Ayoade

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>>80544137

>>80544197
>>80544209
>>80544243
It gets worse.

>Dennis's catchphrase is 'This is going to be BLAM!"'
>Dennis will still have his trademark red and black T-shirt and and spiky hair but will not have the catapult that featured in the Beano comic strip.

It's literally DUDE CGI LMAO

>>80541778
Adrian Edmondson is the shit version of Adrian Edmondson

>>80542960
He was in my school once but I had no idea who he was

I remember him nearly getting angry because my mate kept doing impressions of him

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>>80544282
>"This is going to be BLAM!"

>>80542960
>>80542985
>>80544353
wait fuck it WAS john tickle at my school

>>80544282
>will not have the catapult that featured in the Beano comic strip.
why.jpg
Next thing Gnasher won't bite people either

>>80543019
i have.. a use for your arsehole

>>80544497
Of course not. Depictions of animal violence have no place in our forward-looking modern society.
Gnasher will appear in the pilot episode, then die off-camera in time for the second one because dogs are offensive and upsetting to people of the Muslim faith.

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LOOK UP, LOOK DOWN

>>80544282
>literally replace the original artstyle with the most bland and generic 3D model they could muster
>even remove his catapult
>"this is going to be BLAM"

Literally for what purpose?

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>>80542172
>Watching the latest series of Death in Paradise
>It's a MPAA/My Hero crossover where Brian gets exposed as a murderer by Thermoman episode

>>80544191
Shes probably still the hottest woman on british tv.

>>80544696

I think catapults are not allowed to be sold as kids toys these days, coz back in the 90s loads of kids got eyes shot out at shool with them.

I was one of the little bastards doing the shooting like. Had a Barnet Diablo, could bust a car window from 50ft with an aniseed ball.

>>80542250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CnBn0BdQ9M

>I'd like ye to meet Tynan
>Wi aye, Tynan Wear

That's actually a decent joke.

>>80542152
sticky fudge fingers

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>british tv

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>>80542172
>>80544747

>>80544842
You Americans are obseesed

>>80544842
that's actually an american show

>>80544789
The following generations of British children are going to be complete fags.

>>80543517

This show made me want to be a stop motion animator. I failed, but I still love it.

>>80544821
>That curry joke

Christ, it's not even been that long but you'd be shut down fast for that now.

>>80544191
ywn be a indi popstar in the 90s getting to sleep with her and fern

I don't remember any british specific shows except Art Attack. But I heard the guy killed himself.

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>>80542837
>tfw seeing the trailer for Meme Wars III: Revenge of Sheev on Ministry of Memehem

>>80544937
That was the guy from SMart. He got accused of killing his gf so hanged himself, even though he was cleared.

>>80544937

That was SmArt. The guy who did Art Attack is now a multi multi multi millionaire because he sold the format to fucking hundreds of countries.

Now he's in a glam metal band with his mates playing pubs for a laff.

Living the dream.

>>80544621
PIPPEN!

>Holly in that maid outfit
UNF

I remember that weird Scottish/Austtalian found footage alien abduction show that used to be on

Jeopardy I think it was called

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Who real nigga Iggle Piggle here?

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>>80545085
Literally, seriously and unironically; how did they get away with this?

>>80544993
Yeah I remember that. Didn't know he got accused, thought he'd just spiralled into depression and an heroed.

Tragic. Great artist.

>>80541943
Bodger and fucking Badger.

Ridiculous, but fun. Mashed potato everywhere every episode lol

>>80545178
Im kind of surprised that none of the 90s / 2000s kids tv presenters have been accused of being paedos yet, to be honest.

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>Crazy Scottish man shoots yuppies from a helicopter while making eagle screeching noises

Was this the pinnacle of television?

>>80545028
>he sold the format to fucking hundreds of countries.

Oh, I didn't know he invented that show, and kept the original rights to it. Networks don't make that mistake anymore that's for fucking sure.

>>80545112
Iggle Piggle ain't got shit on Makka Pakka

>>80545275
Pfff, don't even go there. I wouldn't be surprised desu

>that show your sibling got to watch before school and you had to deal with it
what was it?

>>80545151
It was a different time

>>80545349
Nothing. I never watched TV before school.

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>there's somebody at the door
>there's somebody at the door
>ewwww grotbagsssss
>maahahahaaaa

>>80545349
No problems in our house

We were all Raven through and through

>>80545151
Ant & Dec bows to Mulhern.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob24IMbI6gM

Anyone watch this at school? There was another one about a temple and two faces or some shit...can't find it now. Also one about a Falcon?

>>80545028
I just looked up Neil Buchanan on Wikipedia and apparently he was in the year below my dad at school. I'll have to ask for Art Attack-related gossip next time I see him.

>>80545335
I wouldnt be surprised at all either.

>>80545349
Never watched tv before school

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>>80545381

>>80542028
Shittest show on the planet.

Also, youngfags fuck off, this is about the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaHMyvqwU84

Fucking Nostalgia
>pain from an old wound in Greek.

>>80545371
>>80545476
>not having the telly on while eating brekky and getting ready
what

>>80545506
>Shittest show on the planet.
Tracy Beaker was kino. Wasn't afraid to tackle serious subjects, and actually had some character development throughout the series.

>>80545452
Speaking of school stuff, anyone else remember Through The Dragons Eye?

>>80542531

MAGIC MAGIC E
MAGIC MAGIC E

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>>80542807

>Crystal Maze was originally hosted by the lead singer from Tenpole Tudor
>he somehow wasn't weird enough so they replaced him with Richard O'Brian camping it up to 11

>>80545563
Original Commenter

Didn't the dragon die at the end? I remember it being pretty sad.

>>80545641
I cant remember, but probably something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgxjCjHJf2A

>>80545563

>What use are fireworks during the day

What could that clue possibly mean!?

>>80545670
Did you watch any of the other spelling shit at school? I can't find the other ones on youtube.

>>80542424
I actually liked this piece of shit

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This is a damn feels thread man. Wish I could go back to being 6 again. Fuck this being an adult shit.

>>80542424

>implying that Harry Potter didn't rip off The Worst Witch

>only just old enough to join in on the thread
close one

WEEEEEEEEEE MAGIC MAGIC E!

>>80545724
Yeah, I know which one you mean.

There was also an environmentalist one called Earth Warp.

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When your budget for music is 5 times that of the budget for the rest of the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-KKFJ-wCI&t=20s

>>80541810
>Sorry I've Got No Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcdc4GcWk_I

We're all dust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9hBtN7pGw

what was that show with the two skeletons and the skeleton dog?

>>80543071
To this day I don't know the rules to Wonky Donkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YgpC0Vs-eE

EL NOMBRE

>>80545940
Funnybones

In a dark dark town

>>80546021
yer a good lad, you are

>>80545847
>maybe my beeezzzz can help

>>80545086
I remember this. The first series wasn't bad, kind of like the Blair Witch for kids.

THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BATH
A SPIDER IN THE BATH
A CREEPY CRAWLY CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDER IN THE BATH

>>80546158
This has now reminded me of Round The Twist.

>>80545452
Yeah I remember that. What was it called?

Also I remember one about an alien. May have been Earth Warped?

>>80545538
>any telly at all before evening
No wonder you grew up to be a sad lonely autist.

>>80546262
Earth Warp. Was kind of environmentalist.

>>80546318
bro don't blame me for your shitty mornings

>>80545452

Falcon was Sky Hunter

>>80545547
>Tracy Beaker was kino.
No it wasn't you teenager

>>80545538
>eating anywhere there was a tv, instead of around the table, to spend some time with your parents and siblings

>>80546318
Holy projection, Batman.

>>80546372
>not having your telly near the table

>>80546357
YES

Thank you so much anon just need to find the two face temple one now.

>>80545839
I watched this as a kid. Bought my daughter this a few years ago from a car boot sale, she loved it.

>>80546388
Only acceptable if you have an open plan living/dining room. If you're in a closed off dining room, and have a TV nearby, that's irredeemable pleb tier.

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I have literally never seen this discussed here before. worth a shout out to anyone with vague memories of it. I barely even remember what the show was about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFhFCRWPb9Q

>>80546451
living room and dining room were connected, basically one room
shit was comfy

True kino coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFt3WlSi4_U

>>80545839
I used to get the theme song mixed up with Slade's "Merry Christmas Everybody"

>>80541874
not posting the riddlers. how dare you.

>>80546523
fucker gave me nightmares as a kid. fuck that guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TPPGi-J9R0
This show turned me into a romaboo desu

>>80541943
mashed-po-fuckin-taters

>>80546483
That was good. I always thought she was sexy as fuck even as a tween

>>80546422

Was it Legend of the Lost Keys?

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>>80546534
Yeah the fuckin different heads kek

Wb Supergran?

Does anyone remember Halfway Across the Galaxy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08L_UWapXwE

>>80546600
It fucking is.

Yessssss fucking night of comfy ahead.

>>80541603
IT HAS TO RHYME YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

>>80546188

Have you ever
Ever felt like this?

>>80546665
I'm honestly surprised he never properly lost his temper. I know I would have in his position.

>>80544747
He's in the shitty Tracey Ullman show now

zzzap!

The chav girl with pigtales was the best part

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>>80546707
>ywn kiss your ice maiden waifu

why live even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzZwhfnk5k

FUN HOUSE

IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA FUN

PRIZES TO BE WON

>>80546461

I have vague memories of it, think it was literally themed in an old ghost train had Nobby the sheep (who was vaguely well known for 5 minutes) and I believe it was something like Round the Bend where it had it's own mini-shows that were part of it.

It didn't last long which is probably why no one can remember much

>>80546628
Of course, are you crazy? Awesome stuff.

Raven

>>80543723
a special shout out to terry wogan's work on trap door

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Remember when your group had that one shitty friend who would fuck it up for the rest of them and something about blue tongues and idk it was good shit.

>>80546811
yeah it was like a variety show with different segments that actually had nothing to do with the ghost train concept.

bizarre that I have nagging memories of it despite it being completely insignificant, but that's childhood tv I guess.

What was that scary cartoon show that was hosted by a creepy old stop-motion clay animation old man

>>80545381
was croc a gay?

>>80546805

That show snuck in quite a bit
Incest and SS in the same ep
A literal pissing contest
death by bird crap

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>>80546887
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids!

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>>80546764
Yep, Daisy Dare (Deborah McCallum). Never understood back then why I wanted to wrestle around in the gunge with her. I do know!

>>80546887
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids

>that episode where the kid turns into a crisp

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>>80546735
Oh yeah...

The Asian granddaughter from the Murdoch family sketches is kinda hot to be fair.
>Wendi Deng's oldest daughter was born in 2001

WEEEEEW LAD. Oh well, both her daughters are fugly irl anyway.

>>80544191
>when she accidentally showed pubic hair live on TV

>>80546849

Essential Wogancore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbIriBC60U

>>80546887
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
holy fuck i remember i watched the ant episode and was scared to fucking sleep in the daytime for a few weeks for some reason

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>it's a word association game you mustn't pause mustn't hesitate or you get a whack on the head like this
>bop
>or a whack on the head like this
>bop

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Anyone watch teletubbies as a kid?

This cunt gave me nightmares

>>80546808
which was better lads? fun house or finders keepers?

or was it actually knightmare?

>>80547000
Fucking lion and the bear.

>>80546974
>accidentally

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ywn call into Motormouth to play Magic Pockets by shouting "WALK, RUN, ATTACK" through the phone.

>>80546849
>>80546979
based woges

Demon Headmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNo1AcFYpoY

>>80546988
The book had a story in about a girl who is too smart so something (think it was a ghost or a demon or a witch or whatever) ages her to be 100 years old as punishment.

Freaked me out for ages and it didn't even make sense, why would you punish someone for being too smart?

>>80545381

I went to a pantomime with Grotbag.
saw a Snoopy show (with Matthew Corbert)
Saw Button Moon live
Won a bum wiggling competition at Butlins and got given a prize by Keith Chegwin.

My childhood was neat but weird.

THE GOLDEN MONKEY

>>80546991
How has he never been arrested by yewtree?

>>80547012
The lion didnt get me as much
i think its the bears eyes mouth and tongue

still looks creepy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqAksFdiKzo

>>80547049
>Won a bum wiggling competition at Butlins and got given a prize by Keith Chegwin.
See
>>80547059

>>80547027

I was so fucking butthurt that I had an analogue dial phone and could never do those phone in games with Hugo the troll.

>>80547085
Fuck, I remember being sick at my uncle's house and I slept in his bed while the parents and him had a party downstairs and he had a huge superted teddy.

>>80547049
Fucking Button Moon and Jamie and his magic Torch were my 2 favourites up til age 5.

Shiiiiit man, memories.

>>80547012
the bear and the lion fucked me up
the alien from the Simpsons was what really traumatized me. you know the one

>>80547049
just grotbags or did croc attend?

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Essential Bob Hoskins

>>80547156
The alien that was actually Burns?

>>80547059
80's/90's kids TV celebs were based as fuck, purerly there to entertain kids. Not like the 70's pedos.

We were a lucky generation

>>80547193
to this day I can't listen to that music without being a little uneasy

>>80547099

My childhood will be made so fucking creepy if the cheggers gets yewtreed.

Still, on the subject, who remembers this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DuRhmsRouU

>"why would someone want my body, I don't understand this song"

I prefered the creepy ones with the dog that ended with a roundabout spinning with no one on it with a narrator saying "and no one ever saw little Jane again"

first for el nombre, the family ness and zammo era grange hill.

>>80547110
there was a cable channel on the old service NTL World (now Virgin Media) that had a really neat implementation of those over-the-phone games.

you could call in to control a 3D rendered game where you play as a man that had to run away from a dinosaur and jump over logs and shit, all through number pad dial tones.

It was pretty much a direct precursor to today's Temple Run running games.

I don't even know if any information about it exists anymore, but it was really innovative.

>>80547099
Chegwin is just as creepy.

>>80545724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Gq17O-HRc
>the song that inspired a generation

>>80547234
Yeah, it was kind of weird. Even after they explained it was actually Burns, just the whole mixture of the image and sound.

sesame street

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>>80547236
>>80547099
>>80547255
you're just jealous he's a big time hollywood superstar now

>>80547251
>NTL World
that service was the shit and so much better than virgin. I remember buyng movies off there for a quid for two nights.

>>80547266
Surprised that Wizard wasn't arrested in yewtree desu

>>80547251

I was actually kinda disappointed to find that most of the phone in ones on kids TV were literally just a guy manually controlling the game as he got info on the dialed number.

>>80547304
pretty much all my childhood memories are based around NTL cable. They had dedicated 8-bit + 16-bit like teletext games that you could control with the remote. They had a Red Button Interactive Channel that is still unlike anything I've ever seen from a tv service: it was basically FMV games and TV programs you could actually affect by using the colour buttons.

That was innovative as fuck.

>>80547167

>Grotbags

Imagine being Rod Hull in that Pink Windmill and having to be all like "damn, Grotbags, you fuckin' fine, all magical with your trashbag body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both Emu and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another handpuppet in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Rod and not only sit in that chair while Grotbags flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that spell. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Croc tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GROTBAGS WAVES A WAND LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking green gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of muppets and school children and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled green stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could unleash Emu on every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rod. You're not going to lose your future television aerial over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>80547251
>you could call in to control a 3D rendered game where you play as a man that had to run away from a dinosaur and jump over logs and shit, all through number pad dial tones.

Fuck, I remember this.

>>80541929

>has "time stop" capabilities
>doesn't do "time stop" porn

what a faggot

>>80547404
oh and I forgot the free porn. tons of free softcore porn.

>>80547456
one of the games was set in an electrical reactor and he had to jump over electrical bolts or something, right?

I hate that this stuff can't be googled. I used to watch hours of that stuff.

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>>80541603
>be me
>be 8
>teacher wheels in TV
>wonder what's she's going to put on
>it's pic related
>mind blown by how oddly kickass it was
I'm going to rewatch it right fucking now.

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>>80543071
What is the answer here bros?

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>>80547407
K I N O
I
N
O

>>80547604
Also
>the tall knight
God he was badass.

>>80543071
errr... so what was the answer?

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/17/noel-fielding-sandi-toksvig-hailed-disruptive-change-bake-off
Friendly reminder

>>80547627
Pretty Bee? Although going by the actual song maybe it should be "lovey-dovey".

>>80547407
10/outof fucking10

made my day, anon.

>>80547700
it should've been Noel & Ayode

they have the exact same balance of dry sarcasm as Mel & Sue.

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>>80547407
holee fug

>>80547700
>My mum went right off The Beatles when they ‘went a bit weird’ in ’67
What a fucking pleb. Holy Christ, imagine going off The Beatles when they released Sgt Peppers.

>>80547717
IT HAS TO RHYME YOU DIV

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>>80547407
>Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Croc tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GROTBAGS WAVES A WAND LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking green gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.

fackkkkin 'ell son

>>80541771
>tfw Mark an heroed

>>80541891
the viking song was literally the best

>>80541929
>the episode where his sister finds it and almost fucks time up forever

>>80544747

>Thermoman

ah fuck, you reminded me of My Hero

god damn it

>>80545945
Just finish the rhyme

>>80548182
LITERALLY

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He was the best Master, Doctor Who never had.

>>80547682
I think it was Diva Bee

>>80548433
IT HAS TO RHYME

I was on 50/50, only in the crowd but it counts, everyone around me got picked which was shit

>>80548472
d-diva beaver?

please don't kill me dec

>>80548472

Happy bee?
Glee Bee?

>>80545954
School kino right here