stick with good seasons (roughly 1-10)
>>80541369
ritchie's shit and fuck.jpg
>>80541369
this whole episode is perfect
>>80541369
I'll stick with any season I want
>>80541956
fuck you
>>80541825
Looks like a series-bible for Family Guy
>>80541369
>stick with good seasons (roughly 1-10)
season 1 is worse than 11 and 12
This scene always made me laugh for some reason.
>>80542066
thats kinda true. 13 and beyond is unwatchable shit though lets agree on that
>>80542064
>You bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?
>I thought the Generals were due!!
>applause sign broken
>Nelson: "We're free!"
Look out Itchy, He's Irish!
>>80541825
Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta.
the GOAT episode
>>80542264
Milhouse being too slow to read the description on that one title card cheers me up too
This one always got me for some reason
>>80543339
I'm glad you missed your quads, asshole
>>80543339
overrated
>>80541825
welcome to itchy and scratchy land- the amusement park of the future where nothing can possib-lie go wrong... uh possibly go wrong... that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong...
>>80541825
the ku klux clam gag gets me every fucking time
>>80541616
Record numbers of police and firemen showed up but few stayed to bowl.
>i felt it was a little labored
>>80541978
This is honestly one of the funniest moments they ever did.
>>80541551
It's Chuck's Fuck and Suck, idiot.
>4-9
Brilliant, some of the best tv ever.
>3, 10
Really good
>2, 11-15
Has it's moments, watchable.
>everything else
Utter trash, unwatchable,
almost every scene is prefect
>How did my stocks do?
uumm...They all won
>What are my options?
Well, you could get up or go back to bed
>I think I will get up
>>80542066
Top pleb.
>>80543339
Chuck Sneed renamed his store because "Chuck's" didn't give customers any hint of what his store sold.
>>80541616
Mom, make dad tell the story right
Look Smithers! Garbo is coming!
>>80545615
It's Joe's Blow and Sow.
We drove 2000 miles for this?
>My name was Brian McGee...
>I stayed up listening to Queen...
>>80544428
Just perfect. Every time.
And that's how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.
Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
This may still be my all time favorite.
>>80545572
I'm me?
>>80544935
forgot about that one
>>80546985
>"He'll tell us what to do"
>>80541369
>name your favorite letter
>A-N only
>>80546644
>is it about my cube?
>>80547424
>>80547208
That joke is confusing since Gymnasium means high school in german btw
I think I'll go with the fangs today.
>>80547424
thought that was a bane mask
>GET OUTTA MY OFFICE
>It's Kurns stupid!
>>80547614
Oooo he card read good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqPJWlt-Tc
"That's not funny" gets me every time.
Bang bang!
>>80542341
Yeah. "looks like".
>>80547912
just more of me to love honey
>>80547912
>[Leak] Cowboy Bebop Western Pilot
>>80545572
And then he moved to Family Guy.
I told that idiot to slice my sandwhich!
>>80542064
>That game was fixed! They were using a freakin' ladder for God's sake!
>>80547912
I SAID SLAG OFF
>>80541369
The Simpson's and Seinfeld might be the best at subtle hilarious jokes.
>>80547230
>You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scYBqFyFDZc
>>80543066
Sweeeet can
>>80548199
That's a half truth!
Look question lady, this job is not what I really do, okay? I play keyboards.
>>80543066
I just wish I had her sweet, sweet sssweet can.
>>80543066
>>80548358
My favourite bit is how the clock jumps back and forth.
>>80548382
I said,
hop
in
>>80547208
Ohh, a gyme!
>>80548382
I said, hop in.
>>80543066
Mr Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.
>Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
>>80548392
>tfw found someone else who appreciates that above all
>>80548533
I don't knowOh, be nice!
>Put it in H!
>>80547912
Bart growing up to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and Homer living to see it is still my favourite future timeline
heartwarming desu
>>80544935
>>80548837
I think Homer only ever wore that jacket in that episode. Am I correct?
Someone post tomaco screen shots pls
>HEY FUN BOYS GET A ROOM!
>>80541369
>Well whaddya' mean I can't take off my sweater? I'M HOT!!
>>80548889
nah he wore it a few times
>always do the opposite of what bart says
>>80541369
>>80542066
Yeah season one isn't that funny, it's really dated. It was just a novelty back then.
>>80548672
>She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
>>80541369
>Wow a Joseph of Arimathea rookie card! 23 conversions!
>>80548358
>Your tears say more than real evidence ever could
>>80542066
>season 1 is worse than 11 and 12
>>80548672
>what country is this from?
>it no longer exits
>>80547424
The best part is that the riddle he asks has no answer. The bit was destined to fail.
>>80548965
ENERGY CONSERVATION IS A THING OF THE PAST
>>80548100
thats a differet dream sequence actually
>>80541369
youre supposed to be helping!
>>80548093
>I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger
>I like those odds
>>80547912
Lousy sheriff, thinks he can run me outta town... he's lost my vote
>>80549208
Dr Zaius Dr Zaius!
>>80548960
Which episode is this and OP from?
It was the best of times
It was the BLURST of times???
>>80548142
>>80544428
PTSD Skinner is the best character
>>80549256
B-Sharps.
>>80549188
Oops
>>80549256
the very beginning of the Be Sharps episode. as is this
>>80543066
They tried to warn us about the media
only reason i recognise that is because of the Snowing song
Wow! A Methuselah Rookie Card!
>>80549337
hmm yes... (((media)))
Sorry Bart, I traded your soul. But I got some really neat POGS! ALF POGS! Remember Alf?! He's back...in POG form!
>>80549329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpqIcf3cIAU
>BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK
Yabadabadoooo!
>>80549409
I think I'm blind
yvan eht nioj
Fresh squeezed lemonade?
>>80549451
bart's stupid laugh kills me
We drove around looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant
Bart: Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
Old Irishman: 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
>>80549527
>>80543066
someone post the line about sleeping in the shower curtain
Wooooo-hoooooo!
>>80549208
>i hate every ape i see, from chimpan a to chimpanzee. you'll never make a monkey out of me.
>oh my god i was wrong, it was earth, all along, youve really made a monkey out of me.
So this is what it feels like when doves cry!
>>80549627
>theres something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome
>hello, mother dear
forgiveness, please
>>80541369
What went wrong?
>>80549627
Oh no! That sinister looking kid is coming to kill me. Help. Help!
>>80549208
I hate every ape I see, from ChimpanA to Chimpanzee
>Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns!
https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E05/_MpLeGX-c2jT4g13oZknfnjbZ5I=.gif
Bastard he's always one step ahead
God damned it's one of those little moments that makes me laugh to hard
the colors, children
>>80549955
the 90's ended, and they got really lazy
>>80549955
Is that one where Lisa finds a black ancestor real? Cause that's hilarious to hear them ripping off family guy
>>80549582
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE THE ACTIONS OF A MAN WHO HAD 'ALL HE CAN EAT'??
>>80550166
>>80549955
>looser sidekick
What did he mean by this?
>>80549700
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVx8lZIgLpA
Lionel Hutz scenes were the best.
>>80549955
The Simpsons stopped being counterculture and became culture. It was inevitable, but regrettable.
>>80549955
Day of the rope soon.
>>80550249
yup
>>80548563
>DRAMATIZATION
>MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED
>>80550249
Lional Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyan Van Thoc was paid 8 dollars for his 32 hours of babysitting.
He was happy to get it
>>80550438
>happy
sorry but it's ingrained in my head too much not to correct you, it's 'He was glad'
sorry my autism ruined your post
Will we ever, in our lifetimes, ever see a show as great as this ever again?
>>80550549
Probably not. At least with the way that comedy is being dumbed down now to the lowest fucking denominator.
>>80548107
>>80543066
>>80550549
no way
I'll see you in hell!
After exposing Alger Hiss, honorary grand marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss.
>The old gray mare. She ain't what she used to be. Ain't what she used to be. Ain't what she used to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TylXmhf8Xk
Please take the basket off my head, it's extremely hot!
How about a kiss!
This kills me everytime
Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?
>>80551273
>>80543339
Who was Chuck and why did he sell his shop to Sneed?
>"And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy."
Hello, Mr. Thompson!
>>80550313
Shit still cracks me up
>>80551422
>Hey, theyre trying to lean for free!
>Use your fake guns as clubs
>This Confederate flag is an embarrassment, particularly as we are a northern state
>>80551583
I'm i the only one who doesn't find The Simpsons funny? I mean sometimes i'll crack a smile but i never really laugh.
>I was saying "Boo-urns"
>Yes, that is a problem.
>>80551583
BREAK ITS LEGS
>Listen up you little FREAKS
/tv/ would have a general on this, guaranteed
>>80551636
Do you pay attention or do you shitpost while it's on?
>mfw I remember the time that I crippled that Irishman
>>80547010
see this is why i don't talk much
>>80551989
Thanks for reminding me of this one. I can't stop giggling whenever I see this part.
>>80541956
Damn that's great.
>>80552041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo
>WHO'LL PROVIDE FOR ME LITTLE ONES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2eud_tEIj8
K W Y J I B O
>Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret that all of the chimps that we sent to space came back super intelligent
>No, I don't think we'll be telling them that.
>>80551945
We're watchin' the tee vee.
>>80551971
Yeah, i used to not have Cable or Internet for a bit and watched Simpsons on DVD to pass the time. I never laughed. Maybe i have autism i dont know.
>Water water everywhere so let's all have a drink!
>>80541369
Good song desu
The cider quote by le christian neighbour man
If its clear and yella you got juice there fella, if its brown ur in cider town or something like that
Well fucking meme'd mustachio companion
Excellently narrated godfearing man-next-door
Kektastically insinuated cultist from beyond the fence
>>80545664
I would put season 1 in ¨has it´s moments¨ though
>>80552406
>Why do you talk like that?
>>80551003
>[crowd boos]
>thank you. thanks for coming out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4jWAwUb63c
>>80549622
>He sleeps in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers
>Hey, that's a half truth!
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
>>80552514
i had a stroooookkeeeeeee
>>80552713
It's a perfectly cromulent word
>>80551795
>>80552116
Smithers' genuine smile after Burns says "crippled Irishman" is the punchline to that joke.
What the hell are you staring at?
>>80549208
What's wrong with me, i think you're crazy.
Need a second opinion. You are also lazy
>>80552116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq7wnMvLYg4
>those sandal wearing goldfish tenders?
>>80549208
>WILL I BE ABLE TO PLAY THE PIANO, ANY MORE
>WELL OF COURSE YOU CAN
>BUT I COULDN'T BEFORE
>>80553249
>>80553177
>Oh no... my brains
>>80553244
pay, park and pay
I wash muh self with uh rag on uh stick.
>>80548967
PUT IT IN H!
>>80551631
ITS WHISPER QUIET
>>80552336
I quote this all the time. No one ever gets the joke, I end up looking like a retard.
>>80547478
>Gymnasium
Dumb fuck that's not a German word that's a Latin/Greek word and practically means the same in whole Europe.
>>80553690
oh i'm not very good at this am I?
>I'm Barney Gumble and I'm an alcoholic
>Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting
>Is it? Or can you ladies just not admit you have a problem?
Happy birthdaaaay, Mr. Smiiithers. Hmmm.
>>80547478
How did they translate it?
Don't cry for me....I'm already dead...
>>80547478
>implying american writers care about the german audience
>>80547464
ME SO SOLLY
>>80551117
>>80542074
Homina
>>80549974
I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rhythms.
>>80551117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_3g3Xl514
In spanish he sounds extra crazy.
>Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy.
>>80548043
>>80545572
>>80547182
>Yes I would Kent.
Oh, Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
I was more monster than man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ
God bless /lat/ for uploading random simpsons clips 24/7
Testify!
>>80541825
You have selected REGICIDE. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press ONE.
>>80547161
Next bar he wants to rob better have a wheel chair ramp
>>80555688
kek
Homer, stop picking at it! But I'm so delicious!
>shitters in this thread can't appreciate the grounded humor of season 1
>>80545664
Agreed
image limit hit
>>80555886
God dammit!
Pretty much any scene with Phil Hartman in it
LISA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA
Dear god, what happened to the Simpsons
There needs to be a new thread, desu.
>>80550549
sonic boom unironically has its moments
new thread for images
>>80556155
>>80556155
>>80549208
>>80549235
>>80549663
>>80550051
>>80553249
>>80553359
This is objectively the funniest moment in simpsons history
I LOVE YOU DR.ZAIUS
>hey fatty I got a movie for ya !
>a fridge too far!
>>80552500
w2c those kicks?
>>80553737
>*polite applause*
>>80542067
just saw this
>I am disrespectful to dirt!
>>80549873
underrated
>that little guy hasn't moved this whole time and when he does you KNOW it's gonna be good!
>>80547380
>liking zombie simpsons
>>80549451I like talking to you
>>80549955
How a I trust an image that unironically calls golden age Homer hard working?
>>80543339
I don't get it