>tfw stevenposting is no longer a thing

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wot happen

>>80539647
dey toker

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Would your prefer Steven to direct or write your movie?

>>80539714
write

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>"A Department of Justice that.... thinks that... any kind of a... uhhh...... judicial system that they make up as they're going along... can get by.... with whatever they decide that they wanna do.... like, Ted Nugent said, y'know, The Fast and the Furious. What's happened with the Fast and the Furious? What's happened with the truth... about any of some of the greatest scandals in American history, that have happened right before our very eyes?"

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWZ4HPAdTew

>>80539686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bh9mE4oo45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zUilV_oemg

>>80539616
It was a boring unfunny forced meme, you FOTM faggot.

>>80539796
Seagal for president 2018

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>>80540238

Easy

>>80539796
>democrats and republicans... we all need to unite
>to defeat the democrats

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>>80539796

He revealed he's going to be in Fast and the Furious series, why si no one talking about this?!

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>>80540876
>Where you going?
>What do you think I'm doing?

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Anbody Sen Riche

>>80541652

Brooklyn as fuck desu

>>80539616
It's not how this meme works

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>>80541721
>According to William Forsythe, Steven Seagal told Forsythe, "You really need to work on your Brooklyn accent." Forsythe, a Brooklyn native, replied, "Trust me, YOU do."

>>80541766

Blue Hat is a future birthday snatcher

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Can you name a better ending than this?

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What was meant by this?

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Obligatory.

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Dumping

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>>80541944

>>80539796
BASED. Seagal 2024!

>>80543111
That the shooter is probably a cyborg witha gyro stabilizer in his hands.

>>80541061
Biker mice from mars, loved that shit as a kid.

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>>80541809
>Seagal
>not a polyglot who has mastered every accent known to man

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>>80543667
A modern day Casanova.

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>>80543828

>>80539616
Good.

It was all just samefagging and the same shitty 2 second webms anyway

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>>80543828

Post the one where he readjusts his gun please.

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>>80546485

will sasso best seagall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkfnrUI5Z8

>>80546527
Haha!!! Haven't seen this one. I meant with a pistol

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>>80546565

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Seagal is a man with golden heart. A man of wisdom. A man of kindness and beauty.

We all should try to be just like Seagal

>>80546712
Thanks. I needed the laugh fampai

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>>80546565
>>80546712
You know Seagal was the one that invented that technique.

>>80546361
Who is he waving at?

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>>80541944
Which Seagalkino is this?

>>80547107
I don't know anything about gun play or exposure but for all you /k/ does this make sense?

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>>80547769

Out Of Reach

>For reasons he isn't keen on discussing, martial arts expert William Lancing (Steven Seagal) quits his government job for a life of solitude off the grid, caring for forest animals and writing to his Polish pen pal, Irena (Ida Nowakowska). When Irena goes missing, Lancing decides to fly to Poland to investigate. In his search for Irena, he teams up with Polish police officer Kasia (Agnieszka Wagner), and the two learn that they'll have to take down an entire crime syndicate to save Irena.

>>80546868
If you look really closely; you can see that cunnys pink underwear

You're welcome ;^)

>>80548214

Is he the main character of that movie? I hate watching seagal shit where he gets like 15 minutes of screen time

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Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was trained by CIA. I was schooled in espionage. I was given the title of operative. They take a movie “The Dark Knight Rises.” They have a 5-foot-11-inch little guy, whether he was straight or arsebandit, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never worked for CIA. He doesn’t speak CIA. He has never filed a flightplan. They make him the CIA. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from Central Intellicenge operatives around in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the spies I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.