fist fight walt gets 5 minutes prep time

>>80538580
walt was just a nerd larping as a gangster

tony soprano would kick his ass with ease

>>80538580
Walt got BTFO by Jesse, I haven't even watched the Sopranos, but Walt's definetley gonna die.

Walt would use Science Bitch to gain the upper hand on that fat fuck

>>80538915
>definetley gonna

Walt always comes out on top. Tony can't even win against Bobby spur of the moment, let alone against the dude who beats all odds with NO preparation.

That's not even a fair match. Walt doesn't know anything about fighting, he's just a nerdy science teacher. Tony has killed people with his bare hands.

>>80538959
definitely going to
Happy now, faggot?

Tony would fucking decimate Walt and Jesse at the same time

>depressed fat-ass who spends his life eating gabbagoo vs. someone who has proven he will suffer whatever it takes to win.

No contest

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>>80538974

>>80538580
Bloodlusted Tony would crush his skull like a rotten orange

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>>80538809
>walt was just a nerd larping as a gangster

so was Tony though

Any scenario that gives Walt the opportunity to set traps and shit leaves Tony fucked. fistfight obviously Tony wins

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>before the fight
>Skyler calls up the Soprano household
>gets a hold of Carmela
>"I used to fuck your husband"
foxy boxing, who wins?

>>80539005
You're pretty pathetic anon, you should be able to spell something like that.

>>80539045
>Tony won't do whatever it takes to win
The Sopranos was a much more subtle show, but how can you not see that describes Tony too.

In all seriousness the result of this fight would come down to the situation.

Would Tony care about or even be aware of some rat fuck Jamook two-bit no good pencil pushin' facia bruta who's barely making enough scratch in bum-fuck New Mexico to fill his pool? No.

So what what would bring them together for it to even happen and why would they need to fight?

>>80539199
>fist fight
fucking reddit retard.

>>80539146

Shouldn't it also be taken into consideration that Tony has rules he has to follow under the order of being a made man that Walter doesn't though?

As in, Walt followed the rules of civilian living until he went fully corrupt, whereas Tony has certain credos (such as don't kill civilians) that he would have to follow. I just think Walt might take the win just because he ironically can play a little dirtier.

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The Sopranos fans are so FUCKING stupid.

>>80539418
The Sopranos BTFO DDUDE BTFO BTFO

>>80539094
Obviously I can, I just fucking spelled it. Are you autism, anon?

>>80539404
shut the fuck up you retarded faggot

>>80539448
>misspell spelt

full retard anon

>>80539448
with the help of your trusty spellcheck. it's too late to cover up your retardation

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>>80539448

is anyone actually contemplating this

Tony's like 260 at 6ftsomething, Walt's what, 180 at 5'10? And not any good at actually fighting? what's he gonna make a wheelchair bomb in 5 minutes? an automatic machine gun? foh Tony would bash his face in

>>80539626


If Tony flew out all the way the NM just to take out a hit on Walt, because for whatever reason the mob saw him as a threat, Walt would be able to set something up to stop them.

A lot of hits went south in the Sopranos and if Chrissy were still alive I could imagine him fucking it up somehow


But yeah if it were just a straight fist fight Walt would use the 5 minutes to pull together some sort of corrosive concoction or have some plan of getting away. Otherwise Tony would kick his teeth in.

>>80539726
Fucking kill yourself you worthless sack of shit

>>80539554
If I had spell check I wouldn't have spelled it wrong the first time, would I?

>>80539418
i've never seen sopranos, what is this?

>>80539726
jesus christ you imagined an entire fanfiction, the OP literally says 5 minutes and fist fight, what are they fighting in a chem lab? is Walt going to make an acid Super Soaker? fucking retard lmao

it's a fist fight faggot, what's he gonna do in 5 minutes other than get a gun or shove a ricin capsule in Tony's cigar or whatever ahaa