Friday Night Edition
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What are you planning on watching tonight?
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Use >>>/tv/lbg as a link to find the /lbg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or ask for serious discussion.
Why do you feel the need to make a walltext of shitposting as the OP? And time after time too. Why?
I haven't seen one of these threads in a couple days. It was nice not having them, to be honest.
>>80536796
That didn't happen, you just saw wrong. This garbage general has been up straight for years through the power of autism.
https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/
Why is Nicholas Ray so overrated?
>>80536796
It's INFURIATING that this thread takes up a valuable spot that could be utilized for Chloe refrigerator threads or waifu gif threads.
So nice when those are allowed to flourish
This is amazing.
>>80538423
Almost on
>>80538131
Just took my comment and ran with it huh? Good boy.
>>80536657
Going to see Beauty & The Beast because my girlfriend asked me to
https://letterboxd.com/IsraelBannister/
>>80539317
Hope she gives you something good or at least a bj in return
>Drive
>5/5
>>80540552
Problem?
>>80540552
I have no reason to give any less because of how much I love it
T O M Y C I S G E N D E R F R I E N D S
Drive is good and people that think it's bad are to dumb to understand it
>>80539815
ofc
may go see get out tonight.
>>80536929
A little jealous of your recent selections, I miss having Turner Classic Movies.
https://letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/
https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/
>>80544461
who the fuck names themself Arokz
>>80544138
>>80544550
why is that chink screming so much
>>80544503
Arokz
>>80544503
Me
>>80544580
Because his life is shite.
>>80544633
p smoov
>>80544536
Ayy lmao
Making a yakuza starter list. Going to add Yakuza paper films next. Any recs welcome
https://letterboxd.com/nicht/list/yakuza-starter-kit/
>>80545633
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
>>80545633
idk if all of them would be on a starter kit but most are good suggestions
>not putting up a QOTD
whichever newbabby keeps making these threads without them needs to stop
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
tfw too tired to watch and enjoy a movie
who /bigguy/ here?
>>80547078
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel??
Amaranth, I realized I probably scared you off by posting my feelings for you yesterday but please don't take it out on /lbg/
Please don't stop posting here.
Why didn't Hentai wear his Hausu shirt to the Vancouver meetup?
Was hentai actually at the meet up?
There was a meetup and I wasn't invited?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
>>80547480
because I didn't go. I was too busy finishing up filming on Computer Hearts
>>80547620
So you can go to BronyCon but not meet moot?
>Go on any male user's twitter
>Sub 50 followers
>Go on any female user's twitter
>500-1000 followers, more if they're prolific
Why are Letterboxd users such thirsty betas?
>>80548006
Are people beholden to this alpha/beta dichotomy the most beta cucks imaginable?
>>80548134
good taste
>>80548126
How many female letterboxd users do you follow on twitter then?
>>80548168
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEmTsfFL5A
do you guys pause movies once you start them? I feel like I'm sinning when I do this
>>80548592
well that depends on what for, like if i am watching some good kino but i feel the urge to jerk off to rape hentai, well. There's only one thing you can say, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
>>80548592
I don't like to but I will if I need to pee or poo
Or get a text
How much is Iko Uwais in Star Wars?
how does one recognize what is kino?
where do I start?
>>80549177
Watch crank
>>80548592
Never.
>>80548592
Never.
I'm >>80536929
I've been watching a few silent films recently and decided to make a list of all of the ones I've seen. The films are loosely ranked on how much I liked them.
https://letterboxd.com/originalname3/list/silent-films-ranked/
What other silent films should I check out? I've been meaning to watch more Chaplin but I don't really know where to start.
>>80549169
An extremely brief cameo
she's aging well I think, I'd still pee in her butt
>>80536657
would you please just stop this shit?
you stopped for a few weeks, presumably because your mom banned you from the computer for a bad reportcard -- or took away your phone for a bit, but you came back and are still doing this shit.
Nobody thinks it's funny. Nobody thinks its ironicaly funny, it's not "lol u just dont getit" funny.
it's just some sick pathetic embryo shit from a person who is going to die alone and you need to stop this and change your ways you pathetic fuck.
>>80551746
damn
maybe in episode 8 he will be darth iko
>>80551671
tfw there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that watched napoleon on a single screen
>>80552331
lmao your so mad
If i was OP guy I'd carry on with it
>>80551671
Start with Chaplin's most famous works, City Lights, Modern Times, The Gold Rush (1924 version), The Circus. Looks like you've watched plenty of Buster Keaton so after Chaplin continue on with Harold Lloyd. For drama film you can watch Frtiz Lang, G.W. Pabst, Erich von Stroheim, a few more Murnau, (more German Expressionism basically), more Dziga Vertov, Sergei Eisenstein. Classic Swedish kinos in Haxan, A Man There Was, and The Phantom Carriage.Many films starring Mary Pickford. That should keep you busy.
>>80547480
I probably would have worn it if I went.
how does it feel to watch movies with a girl?
how does it feel to watch movies with a girl?
>>80553059
Sometime you don't even really watch the movie ;) ;)
>>80553108
it's a good movie, but not a 5/5
>>80553153
it has great action and its badass
>>80553164
I wouldn't call it badass, but the action was indeed great.
>>80553108
damn he used to be funny
what happened
>>80553941
he mostly just does pun reviews now
reviewing eagle eye after all this time is a funny twist though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHECfdNLC0
Just watched Paige get fucked by Xavier Woods. Ain't nothing more kino than that.
>>80555726
Name ONE (1) kino
>>80555969
Xavier Woods fucking Paige, while a naked Brad Maddox films them?
>>80557187
close the door, i don't want my parents hearing the cussing from my movies
>>80547537
>>80547575
>>80547620
There was a Vancouver meet. Fuck. I would have worn my House shirt too.
/Thepartyoftea
>>80557765
that was four years ago
>>80557992
Alright, so I guess there's a statute of limitation on lies?
>>80557992
I guess we're due for another one by now.
Fuck you
>>80558587
Fuck you too asshole
Roast me anons
>>80558587
you have good taste bro :^)
>>80561131
>beauty and the beast 2/5
kys pleb
>>80561131
How was Alps?
https://letterboxd.com/dpiw73/
>>80558587
you have shit taste bro :^)
>>80561131
>shitty zombie flick 4 stars
>pretentious piece of garbage 5 stars
>disney live action shit 2 stars
pls come back in 2 years when you get some taste
>>80561582
>pretentious piece of garbage
t. embryo
Funny you tried to talk tough against another one
>roast me guys i can take it
>oh shit i can't
>>80562953
That wasn't even a roast on that anon's taste. It was an attack on cinema. That deserves an exception.
>>80536657
Please rate me guys
>inb4 no one does
I use content warnings on most of my reviews now, but my older reviews do not have them. Use your discretion.
Trans woman intersectional feminist communist and servant of the spider goddess. White anti-white supremacy advocate. Find me on social media if you want.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Why did you block me?
I don't owe you an answer. Leave me alone. If you follow me to another site to ask me this, I will block you on that other site as well.
Where did you watch that film?
Arrr!
How do I know I'm trans?
If you have to ask, you probably are.
>>80565470
really bad favorites
>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)
https://letterboxd.com/robertopancake/
Happy St. Paddy's Day, all. What're some good Irish films?
>>80566681
in the name of the father
>>80566401
>projecting
Anyone say what they think of my doctor strange review?
https://letterboxd.com/cubei8/film/doctor-strange-2016/
>i hateee reddit so much my faves? /tv/ and trannieboxd :)
>>80566721
Seen it, but thanks for the rec.
>>80552937
It's great, especially if you're showing them the movie for their first time. Also this >>80553151
Look at Pepe's butt.
>>80552937
there is l i t e r a l l y nothing better than watching a comfy movie while spooning
>>80568149
What about becoming enlightened?
>>80543673
You're gay.
>>80552937
Not as good as watching one with a boy. Being spooned by a guy you love while you watch a movie together is the best. Hugging one of his arms and holding it close to your chest.
>>80566681
>Watching Festen for the first time
>Suddenly the guy from gayniggers shows up
wtf is corncord
Should I go to the train to busan/seoul station double tonight?
>>80569288
the opposite of wheatcord
>>80569288
the aeroplane that went tits up
>>80570157
I really enjoyed Train to Busan so go for it, would be fun to see in theatres.
It doesn't do anything fresh but it does everything it wants to almost perfectly. It's a good time, and I hate zombies.
Why is Nightmare Before Christmas on TSPDT? It's not even Selick's best work.
>>80565470
pleb but it could be worse
le dropout bear // link_gorro // jackieray boogeyman
Adam Cook... Where... Is... He...
Anyone got any horror recs from the last year or so?
>>80571001
The Wailing, The Witch, It Follows, Evil Dead
>>80571001
Boo! A Madea Halloween
My watchlist, please recommend
https://letterboxd.com/bigguy4u/
>>80573615
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Silence was great
love witch was amazing
best film of the year or last few years or decade or something
>>80573676
agreed, not sure why it got released to quite so little buzz
>>80574076
>love witch was amazing
>best film of the year or last few years or decade or something
L M A O
M
A
O
Being polite, watch more films
>>80574198
ah bloo bloo
I loved it
>>80574361
he didn't post the ugly pepe
>>80574385
your right
>>80574430
You're very dumb, that explains things.
your your
>>80574506
I,m actually extremely smart
>>80561563
this guy is cool i talked to him on discord!
>>80574567
ARE YOU 27AMDi34???
>>80561563
this guy is cool i talked to him on discord!
>>80574610
>>80574637
WOW, THEN HE'S COOL AFTER ALL YOU TALKED IN THE DISCORD, AWESOME!
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>Biller mentions Viy in the commentary
how can one film maker be so based
>>80575373
She isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCWQRzzuwGo
Should I buy the Justified, True Blood, or Battlestar Galactic box set?
https://letterboxd.com/sylvydra/
I'm a pleb who needs people to drone
http://boxd.it/fhT9
>>80577020
I mean, you could? But then why waste 100 hours on BSG when you could watch a whole bunch of movies with that time.
True Blood sucks
>>80577020
battlestar galactica
Stop watching TV shit
post curves
>>80577351
i need to see more 1* films
btw, 1/2 ratings are for dweebs
>>80577689
why would you want to watch more films that you hate
why are ratefriends so weird
>>80577787i was being facetious
but seriously, for whatever reason, it is kinda starting to bother me a little that my rate curve looks similar to a bell curve
>>80577689
1/2 ratings make it look nicer
and it makes it easier to go for that sweet binomial distribution
>Look at Letterboxd top 250
>Whiplash at 35
>La La Land, Get Out and Moonlight all in top 250
>No Antonioni
WHAT THE FUCK
>>80575373
she's probably the only patrician auteur making movies that isn't Scorsese.
she knows her shit.
>>80568070
This.
>>80568070
This.
>still no android app
They've given up, haven't they
>>80568070
Damn Emma Stone looking good!
>>80577960
What did you expect from this pleb site? Go to RYM for a true kino top 250.
Look at Pepe's butt.
>>80568070
that's just a reskinned red guy from cow & chicken you liar
>Samantha Robinson's dance audition tape included as an extra
wowzers
>>80577975
she's clearly very well versed in classic Hollywood.
The lengths she went to to nail the aesthetic for the love witch is pretty remarkable
>>80568070
This.
>>80578106
that's edited
her ass is phlat
>>80578256
yeah russia hacked the image
>>80578256
dont bait me into posting more
>>80578256
It's the way she's standing
>>80578278
FUCKING RUSSIA ARGHHHHHHHHHH
>>80578144
there's a feature and podcast on theasc.com with the cinematographer that's really fascinating if you want to know how detailed they were with lighting and film stock. The amount of craft that went into its specfic look is impressive; how they used different stocks, rigs and gels to accentuate skin tone, highlight complementary objects in the bg, etc.
Frankly it puts most digital "fix it in post" cinema to shame.
I also binged a few interviews with her on youtube. She's so confident about what she does, it's pretty inspiring.
mission accomplished
mission accomplished
I feel like this thread has the highest density of autists on the board. Is it because of the redditor infestation? Or is it one autist posting non-stop?
>>80579832
why are you talking about yourself in third person?
>>80536657
>http://letterboxd.com
How can I even take this site seriously after this?
>>80578645
I'd thwap that ass with my hard dick
>>80579860
you can't, just go with the flow
>>80579860
also letterboxd is the nest of SJW, niggers lovers and trannies
>>80580023
>it's another whiny /pol/-tard is just as easily triggered as the sjws they hate episode
*farts*
>>80581495
>>80581552
die
*farts*
letterboxd.com/27AMDi34/
>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art
>>80581772
wow dude you are super smart
>>80581977
This is Emily Jean general
>>80582158
Reddit man is cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRl3VQQ0GUA
>>80581772
cringe
>>80582485
The music cues are so corny. Satantango is waaaay better.
>>80579860
You could try not being a big dumb baby
works for me
You could always just follow a load of people that rated it one star if liking that film is such a deal breaker for you. You curate your activity feed by choosing who you follow
>>80568611
damn dude I wish I was gay
>>80582215
that's wes anderson
I've been on a huge 80's action kick
Should I watch Escape From New York or Police Story?
>>80585703
why don't you link your account
>>80585703
>breathless
>top 4 favorites
cringe
>>80585703
you should stop
>>80585773
found it https://letterboxd.com/markup12/
>>80585777
Breathless rules. It's tryhard for sure, but somehow it breaks through the "breaking every rule" level and doesn't come off as 100% pretentious, which it totally should.
I had to have a Godard movie on there just because of how much his low-budget 60's movies have changed how I watch movies
>>80553108
it has great action and its badass
>>80585866
how the fuck did you find that? I'm impressed
Even a reverse google search didn't turn up my account
>>80585978
It's really not hard at all if you put just a little effort
>>80585978
its not hard. just find the last person to rate total recall 5 stars
>>80585978
https://letterboxd.com/markup12/film/total-recall/
>>80586064
>>80586074
clever
>>80586087
emily jean could do it since shes so smaaart
>>80586087
Not so much. If people from /lbg/ can do it, any idiot can do it
>>80585703
Watch Caliber 9 instead and realise 70s > 80s
>>80585978
there are two ways
if one of their favorite movies are obscure look at the fans
go to one of their recently watched films and look at who watched it, helps if they wrote a review or rated it
>>80586184
I'll give it a shot, the main guys name is Ugo Piazza so it seems pretty fucking good already
>>80586264
LOL
>>80585703
>Mulholland Drive
MY FUCKING NIGGER
>>80586264
Childhood is when you idolize Ugo Piazza based solely on his name. Adulthood is when you realize that Mario Adorf is the one who is extremely based
>>80586338
Hell yeah, it was a four star film the first time I saw it and then after watching it again and realizing IT ALL FITS INTO PLACE AND EVERY SCENE MAKES SENSE it became easily my favorite of all time
The fact that Lynch has a very clear throughline in that bizarro world is unbelievable. Just the tone enough makes you love it on first watch but realizing what it's actually saying after watching it again was one of my favorite movie watching experiences of all time
>>80586338
Embryos need to leave
>>80586453
I wanna fuck that dog
>>80586445
so deep
>>80586445
>>80586445
>>80586453
>>80586514
>>80586590
pastafrola
looks like dropout_gurro and his discord circle-jerk ass-clowns are awake
looks like dropout_gurro and his discord circle-jerk ass-clowns are awake
wahoo!!! i watched another movie that i liked!
>>80587174
Please don't appropriate my culture.
>>80587226
STOP IMPERSONATING ME! SERIOUSLY
>>80587174
on MUBI?
machill is dumber than the usual today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
>>80587319
no I downloaded it after watching the love witch
it was a pretty shitty web rip, maybe sourced from mubi, idk
>>80587328
oh no
>>80587406
yeah I was wondering if that was the only one available. I bought it on Vimeo and the quality was really shit. I'm gonna watch it again on MUBI when I get home to see if that's any better :\
>>80587328
wahoo!!
Kino knows. You know not. I know Kino.
>>80587624
let he who knows kino cast the first stone
>>80587463
I considered renting from Vimeo then decided against since I wasn't sure the quality would be any better
Might get the 4 shorts that are on Vimeo tomorrow, they don't seem easily available/in good quality.
>>80587656
the vimeo is the same as the one on trackers. gimme two shakes of a lambs tail and I'll tell you if the MUBI one is any better when I watch it tonight or tomorrow.
Yeah I'll probably get those shorts too.
https://letterboxd.com/CoryBurning/
Rohmer doing Kleist is just odd
CoryBurning is probably a rapist
>>80587779
Good for him
>>80587624
cringe
>>80587779
I never leave my house though. My home is my dominion, the cats the victims of my affection. There's the real crime!
>>80588073
>There's the real crime!
also all of the raping!
>>80587779
>probably
https://letterboxd.com/machill54/
why is Anna Biller so perfect bros
And on a semi related point, when will Peter Strickland make another film.
>>80588239
>has debilitating illness
>sews entire wardrobe while bedridden
>gets better, makes kino
>>80588239
She isn't, it's just your crush of the day.
Funny that you talk about a real artist citing Strickland
>>80588945
>I've not seen or heard of many films with such a strong aesthetic
Watch. More. Films.
>>80588671
oh and to clarify I didn't mean perfect as in 'wow she sexy'
my crush of the day in that regard is of course Samantha Robinson rather than Anna
>>80588945
I think the drawing woman is better
are you going to support the next Neil Breenkino?
>his last two films were theatrically profitable
https://youtu.be/3zYLNK1SOMs
>>80589616
it's a sfw board
>>80589669
yeah I sure hope I don't get fired on a Saturday.
>>80589556
The point of the image was to show the wallpaper. On the left was a 60s playboy cartoon and on the right was Viva
>>80589616
it did have boubies in, fair enough I guess
>>80589563
no, this would be better to do https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1585485375/death-in-the-land-of-encantos-by-lav-diaz-on-dvd-b
>>80589694
it's already monday in some places stupid fuck
>>80589694
it's already monday in some places stupid fuck
>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)
>>80589669
That's just an outdated, stupid excuse
>>80589616
that woman's nipples were gross
>>80590036
A bit. Would be better on a doll
>>80590072
>A bit
a lot
>>80553108
it has great action and its badass
>>80592212
What are you looking at, fuckface?
>>80592212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EVCNBzO-UY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1HEqrx4vXk
RIP angel
>>80592816
Good
That reminded me, did this thing that aired when they showed the movie on HBO come online anywhere?
Want to watch
http://www.hbo.com/documentaries/tickled/article/the-tickle-king.html
>>80593756
disgusting rapist
https://letterboxd.com/film/target-2011/
Anyone see this? Any idea why Hentai would have given it 5 stars?
>>80594692
He likes shit.
>>80594909
Meant for >>80593756 ?
More than a decade (!) later it's pretty clear that 40 year old virgin has had a huge impact on mainstream films
it's also funny and good
>>80597835
it has great action and its badass
>>80586445
Rate her:
https://letterboxd.com/caitlincornblat/
>>80598578
Emily Jean is better
>>80598578
A literal 0/10, jesus christ
>>80544461
>Mon Oncle
MY FUCKING NIGGER
>>80597835
how did you see love witch?
>>80592816
The world is a better place . One less freak
>>80598578
>or a english major.
she looks too stupid to have done that purposely
>>80598578
She's no Ava Davis.
congratulations amaranth on reaching 3000 films!
>>80602328
Cheers to her momentous accomplishment.
goddamn
shit the bed
>>80598726
This.
https://letterboxd.com/mikemccabesad/
Thoughts on this kinographer?
>>80605374
He's certainly no Emily Jean
Somebody give me a (You) and say "yikes", please.
Wowsers!
>>80605851
I'm watching (You)
>>80605851
yikes, is this actually you?
https://letterboxd.com/strata/
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>>80606016
You bet, mister.
>>80594692
I really loved this movie. Caught it at a film festival as a late night movie and I was the only one to stay to watch the whole thing.
Ignore the desperate shitposter above.
For the new thread:
>>80606342
>>80606342
>>80606342