>18 Years Old.

Life is cruel, but I guarantee a fuckload of goofier looking mofos post here

At least he's somewhat famous, probably has it together

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>>80534550
I'm pretty sure he does post here

Thomas Brodie-Sangster still looks 14, despite being 26. He can't even blame that shit on a disorder, just has a massive case of baby face.

>>80534270
fucking hell its like puberty forgot to visit him

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*Blocks your path*

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>41 years old

>>80534647
he has brittle bone disease you retard

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39, played a 16yr old in Hannah Montana

well at least he's making a decent amount of money

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Look at those sweater cows

how many times did this vampire dwarf get a boner in front of her

Its weird how a lack of environmental stress causes people to remain child like

And the opposite where stress of death etc. causes a person to look very mature

Someone take a pseudo science stab at why people who have comfy babby lives look like babies. Whats the selective advantage there and also for stressed looking older.

>>80534829
Entropy

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>>80534270
So why ya been makin me call him Dewey all these years

>>80534829
Easy, just think of a human body like any other machine, or, more simply, a car

The more miles you travel, the more shit your car will be, same with your body.

>>80534270
Andy Millonakis was like 40 when je did his show on MTV.

>>80534829
>>80534927
except youre all wrong

drowning in cortisol is terrible for your development

it's all genetics and genetically determined hormonal homoeostasis with some epigenetics

he has a genetic disorder (brittle bone disease) so he was cursed from the get, it had nothing to do with "muh first world comfort" you retard, chad grew up in the same neighbourhood but guess what? he had non dogshit genes, they ate the same food but guess whattt????

stop talking out your asses

>>80534856
this guy gets it

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>>80534270
>37 Years Old

>>80534927
>>80534984

So looking childish is selected for because it shows you had a carefree life?

Why do alphas get girls wet? I'd suggest because they demonstrate they have endured and can take care of the girl and their children.

The one who comes out looking like a Backstreet Boy is cute but he'll drop nuts if/when it matters.

>>80535063
Natural selection doesn't happen in 1 single lifetime you douche

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>27 years old

>>80535046
Definitely older than that, she just lies about her own age.
There was a whole edit war on her wiki page over it.

>>80535234
No shit you dumbcunt. People have been looking like babbies while coddled and looking grizzled after wars for centuries

Make sure you end up drowning yourself tonight

>>80535287
Jacob Tremblay looks like an adorable little elf.

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>533 years old

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Lady Gaga claims she's 30 despite the fact she's 42 this year.

Source: We were in the same class, I'm 42 this year

>>80535329
You are so dumb you even lack charm

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>>80534674
*Sprints angrily towards you*

>>80535409
Do you have proof of this? A yearbook that you could sell to the National Enquirer for six figures, perhaps?

>>80535409
Gaga is as old as she says she is. Humans are very good at judging ages on first sight (gut instinct). That is why when people have surgery to look younger it makes them appear odd to us as the youthful features are betrayed by the older physicality that remains. Our ability to judge age is an evolutionary trait that we use to judge fertility and disease. Gaga is 33.

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>>80534270
He looks like a younger koksal baba in that picture tbqhrf

>>80535409
Anon, I think you just took an extra 12 years to graduate.

>>80534829
Except i'm 32 and could pass for 18 despite having had a life of physical and emotional stress.

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>>80535530
damn lol

>>80535475
What, and end up swimming with the fishes?

You realize she's pretty connected, right? She's part of that whole pizzagate/Abramovic thing.

Nope, just another internet nutjob here pal. Nothing to see here.

>>80535063
>I'd suggest because they demonstrate they have endured and can take care of the girl and their children.
Their looks demonstrate that they have good genes, their economic/social status demonstrates that they have the means to take care of a woman and offspring. Having endured suffering is not the cause of either quality.
>>80535329
>People have been looking like babbies while coddled and looking grizzled after wars for centuries
Men with strong, prominent jaws, chins, noses and browlines have been looking more masculine than those without for centuries. Going to muh war won't turn a babbyface into Chad, and Chad can grow up coddled and still have a masculine face.

>>80535557
But I bet you look 30 minimum.

>>80534829
People tend to look slightly younger than their actual age but not by more than 3/4 years tops unless they have a genetic condition. People often underestimate how old they look due to seeing yourself everyday and thus not noticing the gradual ageing. It is possible to look much older through bad lifestyle but good lifestyle will not make you look decades younger. Keanu Reeves realistically looks like a good 50.

this dude freaks me out

>>80535517
Gaga is way over 33... She does look 40ish (in Hollywood plastic years)

Her behaviour does not match up with any 33 year old in the world. It's too "I'm Madonnas little sister because I grew up in Madonnas timeline"

>>80534674
outta my way lanklets fucking shits

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Apparently The Middle is still on television and making new episodes

>>80535557
Did you fight back? Or was it mostly one sided?

>>80535405
>mfw the Russion monarchy failed to assassinate Keanu

>>80535678
She's 41/42. Her name's Stefani. Dad was called Joe iirc

>>80535639
>Men with strong, prominent jaws, chins, noses and browlines have been looking more masculine than those without for centuries. Going to muh war won't turn a babbyface into Chad, and Chad can grow up coddled and still have a masculine face.

I dare say all the violence the babbyface would be exposed to and participate in would kick in his testosterone and raise his jaw/chin/etc phenotypes. Surely to christ we evolved to grow under pressure and not to just be as we are and hope for the best.

>>80535678
No. 40 year old skin is much rougher. You cannot hide this. She is early to mid 30s tops.

>>80535739
Are you serious? Humans don't go all fucking Hulk due to being sent to war you stupid bell end cunt.

>>80535643
I started a new job recently and less than a week ago was told I look 18. I would say I look like i'm in my early 20's but people have always thought I looked younger than I was. I don't think it's anything to be proud of, i'm just telling you how it is.

>>80535739
>I dare say all the violence the babbyface would be exposed to and participate in would kick in his testosterone and raise his jaw/chin/etc phenotypes.
I dare say you're a delusional LARPer who thinks being exposed to violence and stress increases testosterone. The only thing that would happen to the individual's face during war is disfiguration, which is selected against.
>Surely to christ we evolved to grow under pressure
We change under pressure, but change is not always positive or constructive. Pressure can cause damage, extinction, capitulation, and a reduced chance of survival and reproduction just as easily, if not more so, than positive results.

>>80535700
What are you getting at anon?

>>80535794
http://www.medicaldaily.com/bromance-or-war-testosterone-levels-increase-after-competition-rivals-not-friends-245896

Wrong answer beta

>>80534685
i wish every woman had his disease

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>>80535688
The most recent episode was great

>Testosterone decreases when men get married and/or have children (https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/10/071010180134.htm)
>but... REEEEE TESTOSTERONE WOULD NEVER INCREASE FROM VIOLENCE THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED REEE

I hate betas so much. I hate them that they think theyre right and that theyre stupid.

>>80536300
name of the potential qt standing on the far right? photo is too grainy to tell if waifu material or not - must do more research

>>80535046
>looks like 47

>>80536424
they're all decent except for that creature in the middle.

>>80536424
https://www.instagram.com/giamantegna/

>>80536612
what a stupid cunt

>>80535472
It looks like his coworkers are advocating his behavior.

>>80536741
>>80536300
The girl that plays Sue's new friend is really qt.

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>>80536852
Obviously, the guy is famous because of it, even met the prime minister.

>>80535605
Then dont go around talking shit you stupid /pol/tard

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>>80536612
holy fug... looks like my instincts were correct! though her insta is sadly lacking in lewd swimsuit selfies

>>80536990
when did I learn to read lips? i think she says kiss me if you want

>>80536990
>holy fug
>lewd
kill yourself

>>80536226
obesity?

>>80534685
https://youtu.be/9Z_DlYNpT2k
He's so fucking hillarious and I don't know why.

>>80535530
Kek

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>>80534644
He got no one to blame but himself.
Jeff had the exact same problem.
If he wasn't massive and on roids today, he would look ike TBS.

Now, I don't like Jeff. And I think that TBS has a fuckload of style and like him in everywhere he is in, and I wish I had that good genes.
Was just saying.

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>>80534270
He could so a full on hardcore sex scene with an adult woman and it would be completely legal.

>>80534674
*jumps*

>>80537994
He could do a full on hardcore sex scene that is....

Wasn't Brick's actor supposed to be dying or some shit like that?

Also why is the oldest son always shirtless in this?

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>>80534786
>computer, ENHANCE

>>80537073
>is that what you want
that's what i got

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>>80537994
Japan is way ahead of you.

Sorry about the shit resolution, it's a thumbnail for the video.

>>80534270
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/5484289/verne_troyer_hilarious_celebrity_sextape.html
If Verne Troyer managed to get some pussy, he'd probably have no issue.

>>80534644
He's bretty good looking anon, I'm sure he doesn't mind.

>>80538260
Japan's always ahead on every fetish imaginable, but I honestly believe some would pay high dollar to see a non-Asian white kid like looking person do mom and son porn. There's already a whole subgenera of that shit already, but its always some 20 year old that looks sixteen.

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>>80538552
That is truly disgusting.
>Take my money, please.

>>80538426
fame is cheating tier, he could do a mini-me play on a few teens that saw Astin Power last week and that's it, that's all he needs fuck I'm so jealous

>>80534270
>thread discussing the age this male is ok
>thread about gracefully aging actresses is pruned

Mods confirmed homo with manlet fetish

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>>80537073
kek you're close, she says "touch me if you want"

>>80537085
I would but I'm too busy fapping rn

>>80534786
Oh Jeeze, I'm having some impure thoughts.

>>80538260
source on video?

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Jared's Grandma, 73 years old.

>Tfw baby face too.

Feels bad desu, although now that am 31 its much easier.

Women my age look like shit old ladies while i pass for a 23 or something dude.

>>80540413
wtf that's a hot grandma

What's with the weird names on this show? Who would name their kids Brick and Axl? I mean i can understand Axl if the parents happened to be big GN'R fans or something, but Brick? Wtf is that? It's not even a nickname either, it's his actual first name.

>tfw 22 and look like almost 40
Had a stressful life and maybe ive also just got shit genetics, my hair is already white on the sides, my skin looks like shit, massive eye bags, forehead wrinkles. Chicks my age are creeped out because I look like a midlife crisis dipshit trying to fit in with the young crowd. But hey, at least im not bald, r-right?

>>80540990
get fit

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>tfw baby face and balding

>>80540413
That's his mother

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>>80541130
Me too bro, me too.

>>80535046
Fucking gross

>>80541123
Yeah, that won't at all make him look like a midlife crisis freak trying to recapture his youth by lifting weights and hanging with the kids.

>>80534270
He's redpilled IRL.

>>80541373
You don't have to lift weights to get fit faggot.

Just some running, bodyweight exercises etc and a change of diet is more than enough to make an impact.

Thomas Sangster is almost 27. Somebody post a recent picture.

>>80537986
who the fuck is Jeff

>>80534270
He looks like his name should be Reginald Q, Dweebish.

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>46 years old

>>80540413
What is their secret

>>80541488
It doesn't matter, anon. If he looks old and haggard in the face he's still going to look like a midlife-crisis freak trying to get healthy because he's afraid of death.

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I like The Middle.
Reminds me of Malcolm In The Middle.
Except Malcolm is not in The Middle.

>>80534270
It's a shame his NFL stint ended so quickly.

>>80541917
such a grotesque face

>>80541855
Nah, eating healthier, not drink alcohol, quitting smoking and getting fit will at the very least make him appear less haggard.

I'd rather look older than my age and be fit than look older than my age and be a fat cunt that therefore looks even older.

>>80534270
>AtticusShaffer

His name is Atticus?

Also Shaffer has osteogenesis imperfecta, a disease involving a defect in type 1 collagen, which causes fragile bones.

That is horrible. So if he grew he could die. so sad. He might never have sex.

>>80542672
>He might never have sex.

Nature finds a way.

>>80534786
>muffled oy vey in the background

>>80542672

Not fit to breed, not fit to lead.

>>80540413
GRANDMA'S GONNA FREAK

>>80535046
Oh we know

>>80540990
>tfw 23 and look 18
breddy gud

>>80541768
I C A N N O T S A N C T I O N A N Y M O R E O F T H I S B U F O O N E R R Y

>>80540990
Take care of yourself, man. All of those "problems" can be fixed, and using cosmetics doesn't make you less manly.

Reminds me of this guy I knew in middle(!)school, dude was 12 and already sporting a decent beard, by the time he was 17 he could easly pass for a 30 year old man.
I feel like I've known him my entire life (I'm now 29) and he barely changed, he'll always be this "30 year old" guy I've known since I was a kid.

>>80541671
a meme
my name jeff x-D

>>80538260
Gonna need a source/code

>>80541488
>>
>Just some running, bodyweight exercises etc and a change of diet

lol what a meme. That will make you fitter sure, but you'll still look horrid. You need to lift to get a good body.

>>80540981
Axl was named after the band. Brick was named Brick because the mom read somewhere that kids with interesting names live more interesting lives. Sue was named after a family member on the mom's side IIRC.

I have no idea how old I look. If I had to guess I'd say people would guess around my age. I'm not balding, not out of shape, and I have no greys or wrinkles. That said, I'm only 20 so that isn't an exceptional feat.

>>80546927
Post a pic and we'll tell you

>>80534685
He was twitch streaming and got denied purchase of a stop smoking aid at a CVS, even though he had an ID.

>>80535287
Cute!

>>80535405
Nigga looks like Samurai Jack

>>80536942
>getting to meet the king roach

what an honour!

>>80534896
underrated

@80534270

I have no idea who this is.

>>80547777

checked

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>>80541130
I could pass as a middle schooler and I already have a bald spot.

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>>80535329

a ww2 soldier's time spent in theatre was measured in days and weeks

meanwhile a modern total war/Cold War gone hot scenario would at most last a month or two so a soldier could barely grow a moostache let alone become grizzled

>Audie Murphy is nearly 30 in this photo

how does feel to be a retarded fantasist?

>>80544457
This 100%. If you >>80540990 just do what this >>80541488 uber faggot says you'll end up with a Jared body. Lift and take testosterone, just enough to get you to the top of the normal range. No need to cycle off

>>80538260
code or no go anon

>>80536226
Looking like a fucking pig disgusting teenage loser from 1998?

>>80544299
jeff pls go

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>>80535405

>>80535329
Well, that qualifies as the most retarded post of the day.

>>80540413
*Jared's GILF

>>80549578
not every person is american you small minded fool

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>>80549578
>reddit speaks
why don't we all just become an army of one?

>>80553217

what about my post is exclusively american?

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>>80534786
more of this fluid druid p-please

>>80553746
fuck off reddit

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>>80553322

>>80553746
the duration of ww2 campaigns numbered by mere days? not all of us joined the war at the end and did nothing you know?

>>80541917
He was great in beyond the black rainbow

>>80538260
What is the name of this fetish?

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>>80534786
Should be voicing Janna with that chin

>>80553918
>implying your fat NEET ass did anything during ww2

>>80535605
Faggot

>>80538260
post a link you cuckold

>>80536952
he's clearly reddit

>>80537073
she says "stick it where you want"

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>>80540413
Fuckin gay ass ventrue lookin pretty n all

>>80538552
>>80540336
>>80544451
>>80550198
>>80554023
found it, https://www.javhoo.com/ja/av/sdde-480/

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>>80535530

>>80553918
>the duration of ww2 campaigns numbered by mere days?

no you fucking militarily illiterate spastic AN INDIVIDUAL SOLDIER'S TOTAL TIME SPENT AT THE FRONT DURING HIS SERVICE LASTED MERE DAYS AND WEEKS

even in ww1 when soldiers saw way way way more combat they would only spend a week or less at a time in the trenches before rotated to the rear for several weeks

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could be worse

>>80554483
t. everyone is american

>>80554038
underrated post
remove gypsy

>>80536300
>colts

>>80555866
Colts?

>>80536942
Did Koksal single handedly prevent the coup?

>>80536942

hahaha turks are such a fucking joke, jesus christ

>>80534270
Never forget

>>80536942
that fucking beak

does he accidently nip it when hes trying to eat something

I want to stomp him to death.
It feels like a natural thing to feel towards him too. Like he really shouldn't be alive and something is wrong that he is.

>>80535643

Bullshit, no way would anyone unfamiliar with the memes guess Keanu is anywhere near his age, same for plenty of other people like Pharrell.

>>80557578
>anyone unfamiliar with the memes
What about all the people that have been watching him in movies for the last 30 years? Not everyone is a 90's born faggot

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Bane?

>>80541818

they exercise and don't eat junk everyday. Living in fair weather probably helps as well.

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>>80536990
>Stick it wherever you want

>>80535287
He looks magically delicious.

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>>80557990

>>80534829
It does benefit people to retain neotenic features. Specifically it benefits women.

Men are considered attractive by looking rugged and like they've been through some shit. It's why women think scars can be sexy.

Guys like the one in OP are just unfortunate. A very small woman with perfect skin and dainty features would be the desire of pretty much any man, just not any woman. Sometimes your kids inherit shit that doesn't benefit them. Like how a skinny man can fuck a fat woman and his son winds up skinny and his daughter winds up super fat.

The boy would benefit from a larger frame and could exercise to make it work, but the girl is just fucked because she'll always be a fat ogre.

>>80558294
It depends on the woman and the man, it's not like plenty of women don't find guys like DiCaprio and River Phoneix attractive

>>80537270
He reminds me a bit of Eggman

>>80558407
Yes but that kkd doesn't look like Dicaprio. His parents might be really attractive but at the end of the day you have no idea what deal your kids gonna get.

Your mom and dad can look like models but you can still come out looking like a retard.

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45 years old, bismallah

>>80538112
He has a brittle bone disease

>>80534685

It's freaky that he doesn't seem to age at all. Even Gary Coleman got wrinkles and shit.

>>80558728
I never disputed that, I was responding to
>Men are considered attractive by looking rugged and like they've been through some shit.

>>80534781
>tfw babyfaced

this is my fucking future I guess

>>80559842
how old are you

>>80559880

Three and a half, next month.

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>26

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>tfw you will never get to roleplay with an amazonian

>>80535046
IT SHOWS QUENTIN

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>>80540990
Sounds like me. I'm 20 and I messaged a 28 year old on pof and she said I was "obviously way older than me and pretending to be 20 to get young girls you creep".

>>80559983

If he just shaved his head, he would look normal.

Well, except for his height. Isn't he like 5'1?

>>80560072
is that his mother?

Also, this lil nigga supposedly plays a little kid in that retard show but his face is getting way too fucked up and playing a 10 year old with that face aint cool

>>80534896
+1

>>80559983
Man I'm 26 and not balding at all. Can't imagine looking like that at our age

>>80559983
http://www.etonline.com/news/177242_beans_from_even_stevens_works_at_a_mall_now/

WOW

>>80541917
Reese was technically in the middle.

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>>80534270
i just realized he looks a bit like this little guy. think he packs as much as heat as he does too?

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>>80561418
fuck posted wrong image

>>80534270
What did he mean by this?

>>80536942
Is this real? Fucking kek this is the best timeline indeed

>>80554363

>tfw i have a smaller dick than a japanese midget man

just end me

>>80547731
top kek

>>80561460
that fucking jorgi
i love the girl he always fucks, young skinny girl with black hair

>>80554038
kek

>>80534685
If I had the looks of an 13 year old when I was 41, I would make sure to stay skinny and fit. Then proceed to fuck 14 year old girls for the rest of my life.

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>>80561460
>having so many pictures of male porn stars that you post the wrong one

>>80562848
Hypothetically speaking, where would one meet 14 year olds?

>>80562957
The mall dumbass

>>80562995
I don't go out much

>>80562848
this

>>80541130
Same here, man. Only I can hide it with a full beard. Being bald with a beard isn't too horrible

>>80562848
Where I live lesbians are always dressing up as boys and doing that.

>>80563261
>mfw when baby face and can't grow beard
Nuuuuu

>>80563286
Get your test up nancy boy

>>80563309
27 I think I've peaked already
6'4" lanklet

>>80538552
>There's already a whole subgenera of that shit already, but its always some 20 year old that looks sixteen.

What's the name of that twink-looking Spanish guy that does that stuff?

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>>80534786
When you see it, you'll shit, Brick

>>80554023
/ss/

>>80534786
>>80563482
I would not even hesitate before trying to get in her pants. I would start a serious relationship with her. I would wine and dine her. I would try to build something special.

>>80559983
>Works at a store
We need to hire Beans to fuck with the next HWNDU stream, I heard he hates Shia

>>80563285
how the fuck does that work?

>>80562929
don't @ me bro

>>80538426
>Verne Troyer
I swear I thought this guy died

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>>80563482
>armpit hair
>mustache
>chest acne
DROPPED

>>80554635
back story? I'm googling rich evans but it doesn't look like that's what you mean. What's the joke? is that the kid from cat in the hat?

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>38 years old

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>>80559983
>keeping the hair on the side of your head when you're this balding
Cut that shit off. Jesus.

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>34 years

>>80563482
>armpit hair
You have my attention. Any where her arms are lifted? I need it for r-research

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>>80534270
>we need a knock off Stewie from Malcolm in the Middle

Say no more

>>80534270
Do you think female pedos shlick to him because he looks like a kid?

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>>80534270
>48 years old

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>43 years old

>>80535405
>when people say Hapa isn't the masterrace

>>80534765
Not an excuse

>>80535409
If that was true you'd know Gaga is a man

>see some little kid from the back in the liquor aisle at the supermarket I work at.
>wtf, go and see what happening, person turns around
>look like a middle school kid, but with a beard.


holy shit I had to clench my jaw shut to not laugh at his face, he was like 5 2 foot

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>>80535530

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>>80535739
Burger education, ladies and gents.

>>80566438
>>80566445
2011 called. They want their lame memes back.

>>80566816
>not posting vintage memes

Die in a fire, normie

>>80566903
you first normalfag

>>80535046
She can't be a day younger than 45.

>>80534610
>>80534270
>This guy makes 100k per week
>pedophiles love him
>click here to know how he does it

>>80534644
>tfw he's older than the guy who plays The Mountain

WTF?

>>80534644

Why are there no girls with the Andy milinocus disies?

>>80534270

Do you think he still gets poon?

>>80567470
fuck off reddit

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>>80566377
Fighting the globalists can take its toll

>>80566445
Shia?

>>80541671
he's a wanna be Zyzz

>>80559983
I think you meant 2.6ft

>>80535530
He went to high school for 8 years. He isn't stupid.

>>80566341
Looks like a typical 40-something

>>80554282
worst clan

>>80562848

And what about when you get caught and send to prision? Are they going to protect you, or molest you?

>>80566316
>implying female pedos dont just go out and rape because they can get away with it

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>4 billion years old

>>80558294
>>Men are considered attractive by looking rugged
only to men
I bet you think a scar turns a slut on. it does not. a scar is a just a story at best and it is always ugly.

overall you are a beta.

>>80570525
Can I get a quick rundown ?

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>>80536942

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>12 years

>>80547346

Now I want a live action samurai Jack with Keanu...

Who should play Scaramousch?

>>80570750
Fuck off furfag

Tard, she was in the sopranos

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>>80535605
You truly are a coward. You let a woman, a WOMAN, dictate how you live your life. You let a WOMAN determine whether you should tell the truth, for money at that, while she lives the high-life on a foundation of lies.

I do not even pity you. You are an execrable cretin and to me, you've almost already unexisted.

>>80571476
fuck off reddit

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>22 years old

This guy is a midget but at least he has a legit disability, the other brother on the show is a 5'6 manlet who will never work again

>>80571836

That's a lie, of course. He's actually 53.

>>80534781
grow a beard

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>>80560072
>Dat smug ass smile

>>80535405
Why does he have an extra lock of hair at the front? What is the evolutionary advantage?

>>80537986
His body looks like one of those long shits you do after being really constipated for a while.

>>80535409
Well she also claims to be a woman so....