/tv/, I must call upon your encyclopaedic knowledge of popular

>>80534181
It's in season 2 or 3 I believe.

>>80534181
The Dog

The line is "What am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"

Suck me big, Jerry. And put Elaine in your cage in the corner, so she can watch.

Season 2 Episode 11
Took me literally 5 seconds to google it.

>>80534273
>>80534301

Beautiful, thank you. This is in aid of a university essay believe it or not.

>>80534181
Season 5 episode 30 - Problem Child 2

>>80534318
You should take a class on how to get good at googling shit for yourself.

>>80534341
Well, the others got it wrong actually since its the Chinese Restaurant where he says it, not the Dog.

I don't really know what I had to go on. "Jerry goes to movie". That's like 15% of the episodes

>>80534181
How are you a seinfeld fan, but you don't know the chinese restauraunt?

>>80534318
STEM/Med/Law

Stop wasting your time and money asshole

>>80534427
I actually went to the Chinese Restaurant first but couldn't find the line, so I came here

>>80534450
Preaching to the choir, buddy. I can't wait to get out. That's why I'm writing my dissertation on Seinfeld. I'm ceased taking my course seriously.

>>80534486
*I've ceased to take my course seriously

>>80534486
Wouldnt withdrawing be more time and cost effective?

Maybe you can get a job as a buzzfeed journalist with your encyclopedic knowledge of seinfeld

I'm in my final year of undergrad and I've checked out, I need to check back in because I already feel like I've finished. Law here

>>80534318
>believe it or not
George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep

>>80534372
I literally googled your half remembered quote and "seinfeld bad movie"

>>80534273
Huh, "nudge myself" is actually way better

>>80534631
Goodest post

>>80534543
Yeah I actually took an intermission year to get some money and experience so I wouldn't be totally fucked when I left. I worked a pretty decent white-collar job for about a year. Now I'm back at Uni to bury this useless degree. Best of luck to you.

>>80534631
kek

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>>80534181
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>>80536034
holy shit jerry seinfeld is jewish?!?!!?

moron

>>80534631
Lel.

>>80536034
>Louis-Dreyfus

Obviously French Jewish m8.