LOTR Reboot

Hopefully with a more diverse cast this time.

>>80531515
bullshit. its too early, gotta wait like 20 more years.

Fake sage

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no

>>80531544
Aragorn has to be a dindu nigger for this to work.

Wasn't there a dubs thread on here a few hours ago about this exact thing? I can't find it in the archive.

Threadly reminder that LOTR franchise will be rebooted circa 2018, new films depicting the events after War of the Ring (based on some recovered material Tolkien wrote himself)

>>80531577
Our trips confirm. I'm thinking Idris Elba. He was a kang.

>>80531590
We WUZ Elves n Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>80531558

Well The Matrix came out 2 years before LOTR and that is getting a reboot. Im almost certain this will get remade in the next 5 years

hopefully with more diversity, gopro cams, CGI and sauron has an orange wig on

DON'T SEND ELVES TO HELMS DEEP THIS TIME FAGGOT

I know how will they shoehorn POC there - expect some renegade Khand/Harad/Rhun guy to accompany main characters, hood attitude and quips included

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>>80531515

>dec 20 2015

I didn't become a /tv/ poster for this.

Which character is going to be blackwashed?

I bet Aragon is the first one to go

>containment thread

cool

>Will there be any significant changes?

>As I say the originals do hold up, but I’m going to divide them into three films each, because there’s a lot of material in the appendices. And who doesn’t love appendices?

Oh yes because dividing the hobbit up into 3 parts was a recipe for success. Let's stretch every book super thin so we can make more money.

>full cgi legolas got taught how to fly by the eagles and has a gatling bow
>michael bay joins as a producer
>orcs explode when they get hit
>hot elf girl with nice tits runs around and sweats a lot
>eventually she punches someone in the face to prove she's not eye candy but stronk wymyn

grandpa tolkin will finally lose his shit and kill his son

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>>80531544

100% MUSLIM TRANSNIGGER CAST

>>80531590
>straight male Aragorn

it's 2017, Anon.

>>80531726
Arwen will be an elven twink

the fanfic will basically write itself

Chris Pratt as Aragorn
Micheal Cera as Frodo
Micheal B. Jordan as Samwise
Channing Tatum as Merry
Jonah Hill as Pippin.
Anya Taylor Joy as Legolas
Gaten Matarazzo as Gimli
Eddie Redmayne as Boromir
Edris Elba as Gandalf.

Plz Peter!

someone please nuke Hollywood

>>80531544
more like fully cgi cast

>>80532006
you forgot one

Patton Oswalt as Tom Bombadil

>>80532006
I think Idris Elba should play everyone. Everyone but Smeagul ofc.

You have 10 seconds to explain why all the males cant be females and all the females cant be males

Oops you failed sexist fuck

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>>80531710
That image is pretty funny

Better yet, why not write an original idea and trust in your own work to be good?

>tfw no animated mini series based on the simirilion

>>80532235
I don't understand

Will he redeem himself and finally give us an insight into Aragorn's fiscal policy?

>>80531710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bos0lEXiHHc

>>80531515
Im guessing sauron will be a Trump metaphor

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>>80531515
hmmmm

>>80531515
I want Hollywood to die. I'm so fucking tired of all these fucking reboots

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>>80531515
ooh, this time they can make Gandalf black

>December 2015
yeah, no.

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new cast looking on point

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>>80531515
>bait thread
>gets replies

I fucking hate neo/tv/

>>80532235
Hi, Modern Hollywood here, could I have that in English doc?

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ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING REBOOTS

>>80531515
Why are they getting the same guy to reboot it, it's not even someone elses vision on what the universe should be.

God dammit, can Jackson really not just move on.

>>80532678
GREYED

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make it happen

>>80531515
>rebooting LotR
>instead of fixing The Hobbit

>>80532678
I'd watch it for Sigourney Weaver.

>>80531515
>2015
>chad sternberger
fucking kek

>>80532006
>Idris Elba
>Gandalf the White

>>80531544
Asian elf, black dwarf, etc. You heard it here first.

>>80533221
>Radagast the Brown
>is white

>>80531544
Delet

Rebooting sagas not even 2 decades old
Jewwood is really dead

>>80533221
Having the title "the White" imply that he is the best is racist. Like, ugh, its the current year and we allow movies to imply that white is the greatest color?

This Is Why Idris Elba Should Play Gandalf The Black In The LOTR Reboot

Peter Jackson presents

Lawd of Da rings 'n sheet.

>>80533356

WE WUZ RANGZ

>>80533356
The Lord of the Rims.

>>80533356
Lord of the Wings

Was anyone else dissnit getting more hobbit movies the last two years? I can't believe the last one was 2014. I was really hoping for Hobbit 4.

>>80533412
it began with the frying of the great wings...

>>80532006
caitlyn jenner as the dragon thing

How would African Tribalism Fantasy Lord of the Rings will look like?

>>80531710
>curse of hatred

the moment i lost my sides

In the new middle earth game they have black gondorian soldiers btw

you guys are retarded, they wouldnt make aragorn black as thats too subtle. They would make gandalf the grey a quadroon and once he gets killed by a straight white male, Gandalf will magically turn into the darkest nigger ever seen. When he first gets called gandalf the white, everyone on frame will turn to the camera and wink.

>>80532678
is that beckinsale

WE WUZ HOBBITZ

>>80533356
A PETER JACKSON JOINT

>>80533516
Tolkien would be spinning in his grave the poor chap

>>80532321
The what?

How about a plan guys? Let's meme PC version of LOTR into existence. We can spread the anticipation, WB people will pick up on that and will make this piece of shit. Hopefully abysmal execution will be too much for the people and we'll put PC media for good

>>80531515
This can't be real

>>80533270
They will make the dwarf white of course, the size jokes writes themselves.

>>80533848
It's obviously fake.

>>80531544
Sad true, but this is gonna happen eventually.

>>80533768
Come, meme me a meme.

>>80533356
AYO HOL' UP
SO YOUZ SAYIN'
THAT WE
INVENTED GOLF N SHEEIT?

>>80531612
The Matrix isn't the same as LotR. Remaking LotR requires a lot of ambition and a LOT of money.

>>80533957
Plane is behind the car ahead
And you do not have to bring any friend
Through shadow to the edge of night
Until I list the plan of the flight

>>80534029
Not if they apply their Hobbit budget know-how.

Would it matter if a couple of characters were black, or far eastern, or asian?

Surely some black guy has fugged a hobbit in the past, does it matter if Merry was black?

>>80534152
Actual answer is that it won't. But also an actual answer is that there's nothing wrong with the original trilogy being made with a white cast, and that a reboot to what is already a near-masterpiece and possibly the finest trilogy of films in film history just to have it as a CGI shitfest with 3 more ethnicities would be dumb and unnecessary.

>>80534230

I agree with that too though. It would be utterly pointless.

>>80531688
Full Hamilton.
Everyone will be black except Eowyn, that way we can get the black dick/white woman implication. Sauron will be cast as a thin effeminate white male billionaire, and the orcs will all be white males who banter about closing borders and decreasing the size of the government. They'll all be destroyed by Frodo, who is now a proud fat black woman who don't need no man, who will deliver to Sauron a saucy soul sistah speech before bobbing her head and throwing Sauron's golden Constitution into a lake of lava.

>>80531515
Noooooooooooooooo

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how did they make Orlando bloom look so young?

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this guy looks nothing like gandalf!!!!

So what are WE... some kinda fellowship of da ring n'shiet?

>>80531558
Spider-Man, The Hulk, Superman, Batman, etc.

>>80534956
>"Huh... so this finna some kinda The Return of The King™ or something?"

>>80531515
>reboot by the original director

What did they mean by this?

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>>80531710
>Unown F

>>80535013
they mean they are out of ideas and think the chinks want to see it
expect the same battles but with kungfu

>>80535012
>So dis Sauron is some kinda Lord Of The Rings huh?

LORD OF DA CHICKEN WINGS
THE TWIN PYRAMIDS

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>>80535043

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WORLDSTAR!!!

>>80531515
If he does that, I will travel to the US and kill him in his sleep, screenshot this.

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>>80531515

>>80531709
This sounds great though. Why would you get my hopes up for something like this?

>>80531515
Nothing is sacred anymore.

Burn it all.

Amen.

>>80531515
PETER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80535171
>Ayo ya'll needa get on this Pipe-weed shit

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>>80534125
Industry insider here. Actually this is true.

Here's a picture on location.

>>80532953
Asmongold?

>>80532203
set in a medieval like society with strict gender roles

thats why theres a whole thing about eowyn having to sneak into the battle as a dude

>>80535516
now he will sneak into battle as a woman

:&)

>>80532006
>Channing Tatum as Merry
>Jonah Hill as Pippin

Kino.

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>>80535488

>>80535803
>Jonah Hill as Pippin

>waddles over
>what about 2nd lunch?

>>80531515
>December 20, 2015
Are you guys retarded?
Please kill yourselves

>>80532006
J Law as galaderiel. Charlize Theron as arwen. Amy schumer as eowyn

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>>80536202

Remakes of successful movies were a mistake.

>>80536367
Your parents trying to remake themselves by giving birth to you was a mistake