Was Knoxville not getting paralysed here the luckiest escape

Either that or the extremely close miss of the buggy landing on (and crushing) his head.

big red rocket is close
Knoxville was possibly clinically insane

>>80531256
That rocket that failed to launch properly near the end of the second movie would have blown a hole in his side of it had been like a foot the other way.

Cant remember if its movie or tv episode were a shark is seriously close to taking a chunk out of stevo and stevo accidently kicks it in the head and it swims away

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>Childhood is idolizing bam
>Adulthood is realizing Knoxville makes more sense

>>80532078
>>80532084
Was thinking this.

>>80532014
>buggy
britfag please end your life

The fucking bull on the see-saw where everyone runs away apart from him and he's still trying to stay on while it's attempting to gore him.

what was the most dangerous stunt?

Fish hook was stupid af

>>80532608
The one where Dunn went off road

I you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJ__UeVIiw

getting knocked out by Butterbean in a fucking department store

>>80531256
>"Dunn can't drive for shit"

What did they mean by this...?

>>80532663
No true Britfag calls a golf buggy a quad. Get a grip, chum.

>>80532126
Knoxville always made more sense. Being an adult is realising that Steve-O is severely underrated.

>>80532558
That's also in the second movie.
Same with the Anaconda ball pit that just shreds Knoxville's arms with the bites.
Probably could have been killed a dozen times in that movie.

What's up with Johnny. What makes a normal handsome dude do this shit. I mean it worked out for him but he couldn't have thought so when it started.

>>80532940
Not only for his stunts and antics but also for getting his life back on the tracks and staying funny.
When you see someone huffing nitrous oxide as if it was fresh air while snorting coke and guzzling booze by the gallon, you'd think he's a lost cause.

Respect to the whole Jackass crew for getting him out of that shit.

>>80532919
Fuck my eyes, I thought it was a quad bike.

My apologies.

>>80532126
I'm pretty sure everyone like Johnny more than Bam even when they were teens.

>>80532677
This one's just hard to watch. Being a hillbilly must suck if it's possible to become so bored that doing this seems like a decent way to pass time.

>>80532558

blindfolded bull one was more dangerous. for me it is knoxville, the best jackass.

>>80533302

Bam was like the annoying bully in your group of friends who everyone only hangs out with because he's rich and knows girls.

>>80532078
I'd be willing to bet he's at least got some minor brain damage at this point. I don't think anyone could live the life he has and not get a little scar tissue on the brain.

>>80532084
>rocket nearly kills him
>goes for a second attempt because he thinks it will look cool if it works
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

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>>80532126
No one ever liked Bam. To this day, dude has to pay high school kids to hang out with him.

>tfw Knoxville is actually a decent actor

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>>80533350
Knoxville was always the cool guy, wearing that jacket. Holding a bud.

>repeatedly has allowed bullys to nearly gore him
>still did the big red rocket even after it nearly blew a hole in him
>got shot with a beanbag
>took the riot control pellet bomb like a fucking champ
>got his ass kicked by Butterbean
Meanwhile theres Bam crying because he fell in a pit of rubber snakes.

>>80533549
Post the copypasta

>>80533462
There were these twin girls at my high school who loved him. Although I think they lost interest when he cried because of the snakes

Medicine ball dodgeball in the dark must have been terrifying, how no one got their neck snapped is a miracle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Gt_9bttLQ

>>80533549
At least it was snakes and not mustard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGWym-l1mM

>>80533043
He's literally inbred

>>80533855
What a weird thing to hate.

>>80533855

That was incredibly boring

>>80531256
Midget fight was the best one.
that moment the midget police arrived actually lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1kLqoiDuA

I love their reactions.
>Bam:Fuck that!
>Ryan:JESUS CHRIST
>Johnny:That is great!

>>80533865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax1BLjHLB5g

proof

Knoxville literally broke his dick and has to use a catheter now.

Sometimes the least dangerous/more stupid shit is the funniest

>boxing glove on spring
>bees in limo then marbles outside door
>giant high 5

>>80535566
>>giant high 5
Always makes me laugh

>>80535566
or the fake terrorist prank where they glue pubes to Ehren. although I guess there was clear danger of crabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q03hNtdzNl8

>>80535633
>look at him, I don't believe it!
>he actually fell for the tray of soup!
>we told him to get a tray full of soup and he did it

>>80535653
>here, look at this
>who brought crabs to the party?
>OOOOOOH
>dry heaves are heard

Stevo-O and Chris Pontius were waving pieces of meat around lions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xUuNWSkFs8

I can't believe Nintendo thought this was a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3fQgP7bv2E

>>80531256
His luck ran out though. Now he pisses through a tube.

>>80531256
I remember reading that the bike trick gone bad fucked him up so bad he still uses one of those pissbags not sure what the english word is, probably catheter or some shit.

>>80532345
>Being mad that language differs across fucking continents

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>>80534404
>can we get Bam some water... shirley temple?

>>80535566
https://youtu.be/Syc-Q7UcjPA

maybe it's dunns laugh but i die everytime the chair scene comes on. rare footage of them just laughing at something wholesome.

>>80535869

holy fuck was the fat guy always that fat

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>>80535869
>The second time
>Bam just throws his hands up and goes "Here we go again"

>>80532078
>>80532084
Clearly staged to make it seem even more risky while giving some extra comedy as the tension fizzles out mid-launch by having the top come off and everything.

The more simple stuff are just regular stunts that you couldn't really fake such close calls with.

>>80532940
Steve-O's the guy who actually went to school to learn how to be a clown. Dude's dedicated.

why did dave england do the weirdest stuff lads

>making an omlette via throwing up
>shitting in the air
>shitting himself

he offered very little apart from the sweet dropkick to bam

>>80535776

>Spend years doing stunts that would cause death, serious injury or getting wheelchair bound forever
>becomes world famous and rich as fuck
>Worst injury means he has to piss in a bag.

totally worth it

>>80533633
>Hi I'm Ryan Dunn and this is drunk driving!
>Ryan gets in his car after shotgunning a beer and rams into a tree
>Secret camera shows Ryan getting out and jumping into a van before it catches fire
>News footage of Ryan's death while the jackass crew laugh at how they pulled it off
>Knoxville laughing at Bam crying
>6 years later
>Bam, we got someone you want to meet
>"R-Ryan?"
>GOT YOU DUDE, GOT YOU SO GOOD! Six years!
>Then Bam falls under a false section of floor into a snake pit. Bam crying and yelling while everyone is laughing their ass off
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-s_rRwOf8
>Jackass 4

>>80536320
He's professional shitter

He was ready to do the grossest shit

he's Steve-o minus the charm and balls

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truly the highest level of jackass kino

>>80532126
>Childhood is idolizing Bam
>Adulthood is realizing Knoxville makes more sense
>Patricianhood is following the cult of Pontius

>>80531256
Travis pastrana and the nitro circus do shit that's 100x more crazy than anything jackass ever did

>>80535791
Which stunt?

Unironically Spike Jonze did one of the most dangerous stunts when he jumped in the air with the lambo coming at him, no coming back from that if he mistimed it or fell

>>80536662
post example maybe?

Seeing Jackass 2 on opening night in a packed theater is still the best theater experience I've ever had. Hearing the audience react around me made everything 10x funnier

>>80534404
>hey, is this ok?
>then we're good

fucking kek. Knoxville held that show together so effortlessly

>>80536866
They did some fucked up shit but nowhere near as funny as the stunts and
banter of the Jackass crew

>>80532078
>>80536133
the rocket stunt fucked his dingus up to where he has to use a catheter and pissbag for the rest of his life, so that's definitely up there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rafFvbCf4Y

kino

>>80533855
Is this the last we saw of mustard man

>>80536545
This is definitely up there.

>>80531256
My vote for luckiest is actually when they pole vaulted right into the shit canal. I was sure they were going to get some brain feasting bacteria

>>80537049
source?

>>80536698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOf34sySV0U

>>80537049
The big red rocket one?

>>80536320
DESIGNATED

>>80536662
With the caveat that Pastrana and the rest of them are the least-likeable and charismatic people on face of the earth. Can't stand any of them.

>>80536699
That was camera trickery. Lambo was in the background.

>>80536320
He's by far the worst Jackass. He's like some dude who wandered off a Jackass-rip-off set where all they do is make worse versions of the ones where Steve-O gags.

>>80537080
It's the evil kenevil stunt. He breaks his penis.

>>80537092
Damn, I haven't seen this before

>>80532078

Compared to the others, he pretty much lacked the sence of danger.

Still my favorite part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV3L3I1dJqI&t=46s

>>80536937
Yup. They had none of the charisma so had to settle for doing crazier shit that the director came up with.

With the Jackass crew you at least feel like it's a group of guys coming up with stunts and pranks to pull on eachother, not a bunch of guys hired to do shit the writers tell them to to cash in on the Jackass craze.

>>80537092
>I injured the only bodypart that means anything to me

kek. Pretty impressive how calm he was about it though. Guess part of it was a good amount of adrenaline, but still.

>>80533855

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1HdWTsdSSo

Better than beast man vs Skelletor.

>>80536545
>Why are you doing this?
>I have bursitis
>Does that mean you gotta play with an airhorn?
>It helps

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>>80532558
Came to post the toro totter. When he's alone and has his leg through the hole I cringe every time thinking about how wrecked he'd be if it had hit him then

>>80537049
Nah that was the bike stunt.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/21/johnny-knoxville-how-i-broke-my-penis.html

And he doesn't need a piss bag. He just slips the catheter up there whenever he needs to piss. It's not like he's got a pain problem with shoving something up his urethra multiple times a day like you or I would.

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>>80531256

>>80537278
this is my favorite stunt too.

>englund about to pass out from fear
>knoxville and dunn arguing
>knoxville only using his hands to cover himself and is the only one left standing
>bam starts crying

true kino

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>>80536545
>I'll give you something to play with pal

>>80536866

>Dirty Sanchez
>Dudesons

Just shit jackass rip offs Dirty sanchez make you cringe more than laugh especially

>>80537418
>Is my face okay? Yeah? Then we're good."

>>80537387
fuck I never realized just how close it was

>>80537370
I've seen some goring webms on /gif/ and their horns seem to puncture human skin a lot easier in those.

I figure they'd dull down the horns of ones used for show like bull-riding at least in the U.S.

>>80537477
>get gored by a bull
>everyone pours beer on you

You can even see in that photo how the horns are rounded off

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Knoxvilles conversation when he takes back the rent a car

>Its just a few scratches
>I think you should pay for some of it
>When i have a few drinks I black out
>Getting chased when pulling the blow up dolls out the car

>>80537446
The Dudesons did this shit before Jackass existed

>>80537387
This field is behind a wholefoods in Glen Mills PA. I drive by it all the time.

>>80532722
"Is Butterbean OK?"

>>80537446

I never liked Dudesons. I think i could sit down and have a beer and a good time with most of guys from Jackass. But Dudesons would only become wierd and ugly really fast.

>>80537544

>18+

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>>80537524
>What happened?
>I hit a dog

>>80537566
This. Not only does he not give a fuck about being horribly injured, he also has perfect comedic timing

>>80533398
>rocket nearly kills him
>starts dancing

>>80532126

I never really like Bam. He was such a dick to most people.

The only fun time with him acting like a dick was with his pedo uncle.

The "wubaflubbaa" man.

>>80532722
>butterball

>>80537728
Don Vito was the best part of Viva La Bam

Poor knoxville if he needs a dick tube to piss he can't probably jizz anymore

>>80533302
When I was a teen, Knoxville was most definitely my favorite.
Though I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't hate Bam. All my buddies and I were skate rats, so we ate up shit like Viva la Bam & Rob & Big.
I often debate which phase of my youth was the cringiest; the """"""""""punk""""""""""" skater kid phase when I was scribbling anarchy signs on shit & listening to Blink 182, or the goth phase I had three years prior.
Even owned tripp pants

>>80537939
>tripp pants
Goth phase,definitely

>>80537524
>Well it's got a full tank of gas!

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>>80537939
>tripp pants
>Dunno what the fuck are these
>googlefu
>mfw
Holy shit, even in my teens I wouldn't wear this unless I was forced to, and I was an autistic little fuck.
I still want to fuck a scene girl though. Missed that in high school.

>>80537604
I'm Scandinavian and even I thought they were too "foreign" and annoying.

>>80536562
DiCo is the archpatrician's choice

>>80538019
I feel like you're right.

>>80538117
I think I wore them once to school - forced to remove all the chains because they could be used as weapons - and then they gathered dust in my closet the rest of the time I had them. I thought they looked cool because I was a faggot, but it felt like I was wearing heavy ass blackout curtains.

>>80537878
No he can jizz, he had a kid afterwards. He still gets hard and everything, his urethra's just crooked, like when you cinch a hose.

I think the thing that makes me the happiest whenever I see the guys on youtube or whatever is they have no regrets. Like Steve-O and Bam clearly have had substance abuse issues but the actual stunts and the show they all really enjoyed.

>>80537049
>for the rest of his life

It was a couple years, he's since spoke about being better now

Was 13 when Jackass The Movie came out

18 rating at cinema

>got a pirate copy on dvd
>rushed home from school to watch it with 2 friends
>tears of laughter
>went out on our skateboards afterwards
>got shouted home by our parents for tea

Early 2000's were the comfiest time of my life

>>80534404

Love Johnny convincing Dunn to do it.

> "It's just really loud. It'll hurt really bad,, but it's just loud"

>>80538241
>>80538285
Good for him. Nice to hear that

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>>80538224
>forced to remove all the chains because they could be used as weapons

Top kek.

I begged for a leather coat, myself. Wore it once, realised it looked retarded because I'm wasn't built like Wesley Snipes or even Keanu Reeves and then put it in the closet. It's still in there somewhere because I don't know what the fuck to do with it.

I bet they were most of the time on Xanax (it's fear or panic attacs) and probably painkiller. Or just insane

>>80538390
What's your problem, fat, short, lanky, what?
Hit the gym and wear your fucking jacket.

>>80535869

The fucking cut back and Bam's chair is half the size, my fucking sides.

really makes you want to party

https://youtu.be/tJwftPHmkSM

>>80532940
Idk man, I liked Steve more when I was a kid

The best skit was the one where they dress up in fat suits and skateboard

>>80538437

>Prestons King kong scene.

Xanax did the trick. Preston and Weeman combo was always pretty fun.

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>>80538390
I have something even cringier that goes along with the goth phase/tripp pants thing
I used to have a Vampirefreaks account too

>If there's one thing I know it's good tightrope walking

My sides go into orbit at some of knoxvilles one liners

>>80538445
>jacket

It wasn't a jacket, it was a leather trench coat. Hence the Snipes and Keanu reference.

And this ain't the year 2000, you can be as fit as you want and you'll still look retarded in a leather trench coat.

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>you will never watch the jackass movies for the first time ever again

>>80538705
Everyone looks retarded. Lift weights and wear your coat for yourself, not for others
Who cares what people think.

Closest you came to puking while watching jackass/wildboyz?

https://youtu.be/oaMFH-IFWTA

I gag everytime.

>>80538514
I'd love to see him do this in america in 2017. Probably get shot 37 times.

>>80538829
Fuck off. I don't want to wear that fucking coat

>>80538640
Huh. I had an internet girlfriend(wait, the cringe doesn't stop here) who kept talking about how she thought she was becoming a vampire. She told me she'd been craving blood until she drunk the "blood" in a pack of frozen chicken and the cravings had stopped for a while. Dear god did I cringe.

>>80538829
>everyone looks retarded

Spoken like a true autist. Not even lifting can cure your dilemma.

>>80538829
>Lift weights for yourself
nobody does this

>>80538817
>you will never invite 4 of your best bros over after school and eat KFC and talk about which stunts you'd do and which ones you wouldn't ever again.

>>80538874
I never had a girl that outright talked about wanting to become a vampire or anything like that, but you just reminded me of my first lay. She was also a pale-skinned alt chick who dressed goth, and she wanted to cut me & drink my blood so she could "always have a part of me inside her".
One night I said fuck it and let her cut my shoulder & suck the wound. She let me play with her asshole after that.

>>80538835
Do mallcops really have guns in burgerland

>>80533865
And thinks it's hilarious. What a lad

>>80538966
worth it?

>that teeter-totter stunt with the bull
>everyone shitting themselves and bailing
>Knockville, still sitting on the teeter-totter proclaims "I'm not out!" while the bull tries to wreck his shit
>Jumps over a hedge on a jet ski, nearly fucks his shit up
>"did I stick the landing?"

Outside of the poop stuff and that horrible fire tight rope stunt Knockville was by far the gnarliest guy there.

>>80538834

This is closest to puking and paper cuts between toes made me cringe the most

>>80537210
Nah, preston is the worst

>>80538966
>drink my blood so she could "always have a part of me inside her".

I mean, it beats nutting inside her and risking a kid.

>>80538834
The horse semen

>>80539009
I think people underestimate just how nails Knoxville is because he's so chill about it and is by far the most mainstream Jackass member.

>>80538932
Spoken like a true fatty.

>>80539078
do you know where you are?

>>80539009
>that stunt where he split his fucking urethra

Still makes me.wince

>>80539007
Most definitely.
She was a fucking freak too, in retrospect. We were like 14 or 15, and the kinky shit didn't end at anal play. She also really liked exhibitionism; we fondled each other's naughty bits and stuck our tongues down each other's throats in front of everyone in the mall once, and had sex on the shore of a lake that was right beside a main road, with only a 5 foot hill incline to prevent passerby cars from seeing us.
She liked having her feet tickled, and immediately after she'd pin me down and get really dominant.
We once had the cops called on us for sneaking into this one family's barn and fucking in it. Cops walked in just as her lips touched my tip.
She got REALLY horny whenever we stopped by a playground. There's probably some repressed shit in there that I don't even wanna think about.

>>80539055
It's always fun to see a fatass running, anon. There's nothing funny about seeing a man shitting on purpose. Seeing a man shitting himself on accident can be really funny, but it becomes the most boring shit ever as soon as it's on purpose.

Remember the stunt where they were supposed to shit in a showcase toilet? The part where the dude ended up shitting himself in the car was way more funny than when he actually shat in the toilet. Because one's an accident, the other on purpose.

>>80533855
>Ryan Dunn: he lives a block away from me man, he could walk to my house and kill me.

The pieces of the puzzle are falling into place.

>>80539162
Apart from the playground and blood bit that just sounds like regular horny teenager stuff to me.

150 minutes of Steve-O telling his life story on Joe Rohan's podcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16J-lCSSMVA

>>80539131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxj9xtnoXLg

>>80539256
I didn't know very many middle schoolers that were into footplay, public exhibitionism, or femdom. Most other kids in my class were enthusiastic to get a handjob or tongue kiss.

>>80537373
He doesn't even need to do it anymore

>dirty sanchez
>dudesons
Painfully unfunny, no charisma, no banter, they were thrown together and did zero funny stuff. Nothing like Party Boy or dressing up like pandas or the disco truck.

>>80539394
I liked Dirty Sanchez because I enjoy watching Welsh people suffering and in pain.

>>80539394
Focus-group version of Jackass.

>The kids are going crazy over the weirdos doing painful things to eachother? Let's make our own version! Quickly, get some idiots who'll do this stuff for money! We'll have them do even worse things to steal the audience!

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>you will never rent out a moving van and throw a disco party while some bro slams the brakes and does donuts

>>80539001
The real cops would show up and kill you.

>>80539394
The Dudesons did by far crazier stunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfA9yi6Noss

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>>80536866

>that scene when the short, fat guy gets a liposuction without anesthetics and they try to drink the removed fat afterwards

it literally made me gag when i saw it

>>80539632
That's the biggest problem i have with those
what's funny about that?
Gross is okay, if its fun to watch
if its just painful, you fucked up

>>80539617
Dude so epic and crazy he's on fire without noticing!! XD

>>80539694
Yeah, it's a stunt. Stop being a faggot.

>>80537053
>drunk

>>80536866
this wasnt even funny they just did disgusting stuff

>>80539617
painfully unfunny

>setting someone on fire whos asleep
>charisma - zero
>banter - zero
>ingenuity - zero

Christ that was gay

>>80538804
>Es un carrito

>>80537092
>catheter
>no jerking off anymore
>no sex
>worth it

>>80539617
Who cares? It's not funny

>>80539743
I said they have the crazier stunts. And if you want some funny then watch a full episode of The Dudesons. Not Dudesons in America, but their Finnish show.

It's pretty good. Not as good as Jackass, but they do wilder stunts. Dirty Sanchez does shock stunts while they all say cunt and fuck a million times. Dudesons do the highflying Evil Kenevil shit and Jackass is an inbetween.

>>80539617
When fins burn people it's funny but when germans does it it's evil.
Fucking double standarts

>>80539710
But there's nothing actually exciting or funny about the stunt. It's just setting a blanket on fire while he pretends to sleep through it, and then they have a long freak-out scene where they go over the top with fucking axes and chainsaws while not once actually making the viewer feel like it's real. Even Viva La Bam had either more charisma in the stunts that didn't feel too staged and ingenuity in the ones that felt too staged.

The stunt wasn't even fucking crazy because it's obvious that it's staged and the blanket won't instantly melt and set his legs on fire or anything like that.

>>80539872
>Dudesons do the highflying Evil Kenevil shit and Jackass is an inbetween.
But do they even have funny non-stunt shit at all?

>>80539826
>implying you can't jerk off or have sex just because you need a catheter

That ain't how dick works.

>>80539872

>Hi Dudeson!

>>80536425
>Bam falls under a false section of floor into a snake pit

I'm crying

>>80534404
jesus that's hilarious

Ryan Dunn sat infront of the jet engine

Best was Party Boy in Japan

>>80539191
thank you very much for clearing that up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-vVtDUBoU

nice

>>80532126
>liking bam ever

People like you are worse than hitler

>>80540540

Party boy was pretty good because they never over used the skit.

>>80540676
I take my worst-Jackass-member rankings seriously.

The Gumball Rally stuff, especially Steve-o's "third kneecap"

No one remembers the show buzzkill on mtv, which paved the way for all these shows.

>>80540720
>smart enough to wear noseclips
>not smart enough to close his mouth

>>80535869
aw man this makin me sad now

simpler times

>People posting dudesons and dirty danchez
The reason why jackass shits on those shows is the actors in jackass had charm and good banter. The shit they were doing were dangerous but not idiotic and it felt like a bunch of friends doing it.

Watching those other shows were like watching an awful show with nothing

>>80540758
I liked Bam because of the way he reacted to stunts. Knoxville was always cool to a fault, Steve-O was always a clown, but Bam actually reacted like a person. Like, Knoxville can obviously take pain like a motherfucker which is cool to see because of the juxtaposition, but Bam reacted like I figured I'd have reacted, right down to having a freakout because of a phobia or crying a bit after being hit with a bunch of riot bullets. Knoxville didn't seem human enough to like. He was just too crazy.

Fuck i need to dl everything and watch from the start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTdRXMKh7VI

I don't know how he got up so quickly.

>>80541197
I think the thing people don't like about Bam is that he was happy to give but not happy to take.

They always try to make it seems more dangerous than it really is. I can't remember a single thing they did that was even risky.

>>80541591
That's just another thing to relate with, honestly.

He was obnoxious on Viva La Bam though, obviously.

>>80535869
>The chair disintegrates in a matter of minutes for no reason

Dunn just pointing and laughing is amazing

Its almost certainly been said itt already, but the guy was a professional rodeo clown and then stuntman. He knows how to fall properly. Red rocket was dumb as shit though, and what you hear in his laugh is literally shock.

T. Emt

>>80537092
>>80535791
He's lucky his dick didn't get completely severed from the look of it. The pointy back end of the bike falls and lands straight on his dick like a fucking guillotine

>>80538117
Most scene girls are just the female equivalent of the guy in your pic. Some of them are attractive but they're almost always weird as fuck and have some kind of family and/or mental problem

>>80539617
The problem with the Dudesons is they just arent funny. Most of them seem borderline retarded and have no personality or charisma besides "IIIISN'T THIS CUHRAZY WHAT WERE DOING?!".

>>80541179
This. For example the fat guy bowling ramp skit. In execution it mostly failed but it was funny because of all the banter and seeing them try to get the bit to work

>>80536866
Shows that Americans will never understand.

>>80532126
>Childhood is idolizing any of them
>Adulthood is realizing their all mostly dopes. Except Steve-o and Chris Pontius

>>80543778
Non-American here, it was an uncharismatic shitheap that you only watched because Jackass wasn't airing. I don't even remember any stunts, except maybe one where they were on a building site and throwing bricks at eachother? That doesn't even sound like a stunt so I'm not sure.

>>80537387

dunn was fine and knoxville was nearly paralyzed with his head squashed.

sucks his second driving accident didn't work out this way.

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>>80543845
>their all mostly dopes. Except Steve-o and Chris Pontius

>>80544004
u mirin?

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>>80532126
>waking up is realizing Pontius was the only choice.

>>80544154
It's fucking sad watching him talk these days. I hope he's just on a bunch of pills making him slow, but he sounds just like those guys who have gotten one too many concussions in their day.

>>80531256
>Over the course of the show and movies Bam did the most stuff that would hurt himself on top of being a pro skater

Everyone hates him. Why is this Preston cried way more and did less and Steve-o was almost impossible to watch until he got sober. Bam made the whole thing and gave the world Dunn and Dico I love him for that.

>People still don't realize MTV wanted him to play up the roll of being a mamas boy because his parents were so popular

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>MFW spend all night drinking and watching jack ass because of this thread.

>>80537188

it's extremely obvious it's in the background too. i think you'd have to be mentally retarded to believe that he actually jumped over it.

>>80536866
million times better than jackass

smoke, mirrors and camera tricks. nothing they did was even remotely dangerous

>>80532126
I always has a distaste for Bam because he would do the most fucked up shit to everyone, but the second a prank is thrown at him he throws a tantrum.

>>80544342
>Over the course of the show and movies Bam did the most stuff that would hurt himself

That's just plain wrong. Steve o did the most painful stuff and johnny did more dangerous stunts

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>>80544838

>>80538342
You'll never have friends round on a Friday after school and watch 3 hours of Jackass on MTV in the early morning again

>>80539332
Second best episode

>>80539929
Yeah. There's one where a guy dressed as a super-hero puts a fake street-light on the corner, and controls the traffic.

>>80538864

Then you fail at life sir.

>>80531256
Big Red Rocket or anytime getting in the car with Dunn behind the wheel.

>>80544376

Worth it.

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>watching viva la bam
>people always mention that Dunn drinks too much and is a terrible driver

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>>80535727
That's literally daniel in the lion's den type miracle. That and human bait. God loves Steveo. That's literally the only explanation.

Fucking miracles.

>>80539617

I presume they used a fire blanket considering how well it went out.
Lame as fuck

>>80546124
This.

People drinking flaming shots are more hardcore and interesting to watch.

>>80535727
literally the only reason he didn't get ripped apart is because his safari hat confused the lion when it bit down on it. If it had gotten the back of his neck it would have been really bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

Would Jackass ever have done this?

>>80546631
Dunn did a stunt where he drove a motorbike thing and crashed in cacti

>>80546740
>Dunn crashes into something

oh no!

>>80546631
These kinds of people kind of fill the void jackass left in my heart, god bless youtube.

>the squeals

>>80546631
>i'm goin to sleep

>>80546631
I'm pretty sure they did multiple cacus stunts. They just didn't literally squeal like a pig.

>>80531256
given the amount of times he's cheated death or serious injury, he'd be one of the few people where lottery tickets would be a wise investment choice

>>80540720
>the poo mist

holy shit

>>80536866
did they ever meet up? if not did Jackass ever even acknowledge them?

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit

>>80548681
Already been posted, motherfucker.

>>80548855
I made this up

what are you on about

>>80534404
>Bam drops like a sack of crap
>Dunn falls to his knees
>Knoxville is still standing

WHAT A GOD

>>80537566
the madman

>>80538117
>>80538874
>>80538966
>>80539162

> That face when you waited till marriage and broke your wife's hymen on your wedding night.

No regrets, worth it.

>>80548855

>>80536425

Shit's the same as was posted in the last thread.

>>80532940
lel no. only kids liked steve-o the cuck

>>80548681
If only...

>>80538835
>Does it in Yurop 2017 instead.
>local muslim seethes with rage at this haram.
>cuts his head off right in front of a cop.
>cop shakes his head.
>"should've followed Sharia law."

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>>80544376
>All the movies available on Netflix

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>>80538834
I had to close it. I literally almost puked right now.

>>80535653
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>HE FELL FOR THE SOUP

>>80532676

Too soon, you cunt.

>>80537939
are u me ?

>>80543845
EXCEPT STEVE AND PONTIUS

EXCEPT

terror taxi is the GOAT

>was the dick hair necessary?

Jackass threads are the comfiest thing on tv without a doubt

>>80535869

Bam and his soulmate Dunn just fucking laughing man... no wonder he went off the fucking rails when he died.

Probably broke something way way inside...

>>80538200
mah nigga

>>80552107
>>80538200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KE9xVALbX8

>>80538834
being a camera man on that show must have been a blast

For me there's just something about the intro to the first movie, them in the huge shopping cart racing downhill. Gets me every time.

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>My dad Donald Trump won the presidency four months ago, he's big league. America's his favorite place, He's gonna build us a wall.

>You don't have to be a musician to be an earth rocker. Pence is an earth rocker.

>Meanwhile CTR is back to shilling again. They're back on /pol/ for the sixteenth time, good luck with that one.

>Sick of the illegals, sick of all the shit. After /pol/ I don't go out anymore, I don't care about any motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to.

>Eight years years we wasted, sitting with open borders, getting assblasted by fuckin' democrats. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody. Shadilay.

>I know what's going on. We won the election. We got the gets. Thank kek we were there to watch Shillary get her fucking ass kicked. She'll probably wind up with a black guy in jail. She has a big mouth

>I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on, payback's a bitch motherfuc-

WHOOOOAAAAH OOOOOOOH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?
....

>>80534404
That was painful to watch in theatres

>>80535566
The limo bees is in my top 5.

>>80533726
You can't really throw those things higher than shoulder height.

>>80539617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLSNGHyHKI

this was their only thing that really impressed me

>>80553667
Man, Barron really went overboard once Trump got elected

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>>80538342
>tfw you and your friends would play tony hawk,watch skate videos,then go out and try to skate

We sucked but man those were.good summers

>>80538874
>drinking raw chicken blood

So she's dead??

>Jackass
>Tony Hawks Pro Skater
>The Offspring
>The Matrix still being relevant without sequels
>Mini mp3 players
>George W Bush
why where the early 2000's so comfy

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>>80553824
neat

>>80553821
Yeah except for the times they clearly did with relative ease in the video.

>>80554089
>>80538342
We will never be this happy again.
Our chrildren will not get this level of comfy.
No Blockbuster, no decent Cartoon Network.

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>>80539162
>tfw didn't have 1st gf till 19

Sounds awful anon how did you survive. Also didn't have sex till 22

>>80554188
21 handholdless. where do I find a gf? I work retail and dont go to school,where do single females congregate?

>normalfags on 4chan blogging about their girlfriends
4chan is dead

>no definitive collection of Jackass with ALL footage
>no 5 hour video of behind the scenes pranks and banter
>no full video of Knoxville running into stop signs

2.5 and 3.5 weren't enough for me.

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>>80537939
pleb

>>80554188
>how did you survive
I was used to it. There was jack shit to do in my town besides one recreation center and the mall, so pretty much everyone started fooling around by middle school, if not the ass end of elementary.

>>80537622
He's right though

>>80541403
Small details like the "69" on the back of Knoxville's jersey really pay off when he's facing a concussion.

>>80554436
This. If they made a collection, all the tv shows, movies, cut footage they couldn't show, everything, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Chuck in steve-o's films too. The live specials, whatever.

>>80532126
i liked both
always knoxville better though

Really figured Steve-O would've gotten Ryan Dunn'd by now.

>>80533549
beanbag thing he didn't even wear a mask just covered his nose and mouth with his hand lol

>>80539617
Fake and gay

I never liked the disgusting stuff. Or things that were straight up about pain like paper cuts. I liked the more Wile E Coyote stuff. Like see-sawing over a bull, or tying yourself to a rocket. Then the physical comedy stuff that wasn't even that bad like giant high five was great too.

I'm going to ride a bike while I jump over a cactus pit with a rope tied to a fat ass is WAY funnier than I'm gonn jump into this cactus patch. Even though the outcome of the stunt is the same.

>>80538613
fat

FUUUUUUUCKS

>Bam crying crocodile tears because Dunn Paul Ryan'd himself
Insurance scam.

I think we can all agree that Danger Ehren was by faaaar the worst

>>80545037
This. What a fag.

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>so far the best we've seen from millenial and under scum are shitty challenge videos

>>80533549

While all of those are scary its not a mental phobia.

The snake shit is the worst its one thing to throw fake snakes and shit at him but the times when they would have a real snake are just fucking mean and dangerous. Somebody with a fobia is likely to panic and freak out which guess what live snakes wouldn't like and would bite thinking they are threatened.

I'm amazed at how Jackass came along at just the right time. 4 or 5 years later and they are just dumbasses in a sea of youtube look-a-likes.

>>80536562
this, pontius is the best

>>80532126
Nobody ever idolized Bam, ever. Bams own child won't idolize Bam

>>80537454
As long as the cash register is ok.

>>80555501
Bam was only relevant for CKY, which had skits that were essentially the whole reason for watching them more often than not when Bam n co ate shit.

>>80537477
Ever get shoved/knocked around by a dog?
It doesn't matter if you "dull down" a bulls horns. It's like getting hit by a car, with a "dull" spear instead of a bumper...except the car has just enough intelligence to hate you and aim for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJfsvOcWG00
crazy ass shit. Loved cky

Continued

>>80555753

>>80555753

>>80544376
actually, thats a solid idea. Off the to beer store I go

>>80536425
>Tfw this will never happen
>Tfw jackass 4 (if it ever happens) will just be old men rekindling there youth
>Tfw Dunn is never coming back
....damn

>>80554089
We were the final generation of children who didn't have infinite entertainment available streaming on-demand. The final generation who will truly understand why delayed gratification is a good thing.

Nowadays kids can see a million douchebags doing stunts on youtube, an infinite supply. All we had in terms of home entertainment was playing tony hawk on N64 until Jackass was on in the evening.

I miss those simpler days

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>>80531256
I'm surprised none of these guys ever got paralyzed or killed from some of the shit they did.

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>>80536425
I haven't seen this pasta in years.
Nice pull

>>80556008
>beer store
Sup Ontariofag?

>>80556538
>beer vendors only exist in one province

You don't get around much do you?

>>80556064
>bam stunt double

>>80547348
Bam did an interview with Jenkem very recently, someone from Dirty Sanchez broke part of his Lambo. Wasn't clear how he felt.

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>>80556597
I am aware some other shitty provinces have beer-only "Beer Stores". It was an educated guess based on population.

Regardless, I'm from based Alberta where you can buy any booze until 2am so zero fucks

>>80555444
It's no coincidence, they directly caused the wave of copycats. Remember the "Don't send MTV homemade jackass tapes" disclaimer at the beginning of the episodes?

>>80557270
>based Alberta

You get perks for living in that shithole but I wouldn't call it based.