Nothing Happens - The Movie

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more things that happened - the movie

>>80529329
Thats not Repo Men

>baby's first art film

Not every film revolves around linear plot progression.

>>80530461
>art film
I think you're being too generous with this garbage

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nothing happens - the tv show

>>80529329
at least the bitches were hot

>>80530637
Still fap to the lesbian scene sometimes

>>80530648
i fap to when she kisses the old guy during the scene

too bad he wasnt black

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That's not 2001

>>80529329
never watched the whole thing

>>80530648
>>80530637
One of the hottest in history, I kept thinking Lynch wouldn't actually go through with it, just tease us

Would have been more kino is he just had them spoon

Have you ever done this before?
I don't know

>>80530663
stuff definitely happened

sure you were watching the movie?

I remember watching this with my gf at the time and she fell asleep. I grabbed her sleeping hand and put it on my dick and made her stroke it. same thing during Pacific Rim

>>80530859
wow i want to do that to my gf but im afraid she will wake up

>>80529329
nuthin but my dick twitchin'

>>80530873
if you're already having consenting sex then go for it. I've done it with multiple gfs and if they wake up it normally just turned to sex or at least a handjob

>>80530859
>has to wait until his gf passes out just to even get as much as a handjob from her

That's pretty pathetic

>>80530986
it's not that. I just have a sleeping fetish and its much hotter if I use them like that rather than receiving a handjob

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>>80531053
>I just have a sleeping fetish
Its just a sleeping fetish, nothing weird about that

>>80530816
What I meant to say is that I regret not watching at 1.5x

>>80529329
Just get the fuck out of /tv/ you pleb. You don't like Lynch, you prefer Aliens over Alien, you watch degenerate blockbusters and shitpost about them.
You need to keep your filthy hands off the keyboard or I'll find you, cut off your knee caps, rip your chest open and take a shit into it.
Save yourself, son.

>>80529329
Go back to your capeshit you retard.

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Was there ever an uncensored home release of this?

>>80532803
No, it was always darkly lit

There is a really clear chest shot in the blue box sequence

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>>80532633
>the last 5 seconds