is there anyone this fat fuck wouldn't kill? greedy pig

>>80528608
No one in that show was worth keeping alive. If you killed all of them, society would be better for it.

>>80528608
there was actually quite a few that he didn't

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>>80528683
take that back

>>80528608
Reddit is being especially beta this morning, huh? Stupid cuck

>>80528858
>insulted bobby for being large boned
>turns himself into a fat fuck a season later

>>80528827
only because he had no choice, if it was up to him he would even kill Silvio and Paulie.

>>80528683
Chrissy did nothing wrong

>>80528608
Phil did nothing wrong, the Sopranos were nothing more than a glorified crew. And the Vito thing, the man harbors a faggot.

>>80528882
>calls reddit back
>cuck
>defends tony "the fag enabler" soprano

>>80528888
by that logic he should have killed Artie after this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VawiILj2w3M

>>80528888
Chrissy was more of a petulant child then Tony ever was.

>>80528608
the only thing he couldn't kill ended up killing him
calories

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Who knows who is Leonardo da Vinci?

>>80528980
see, he took over Artie restaurant and turned into a mob dumping ground of free meals.

>destroyed Artie restaurant
>destroyed Artie marriage
>made Artie a slave
>his own childhood buddy

>>80529029
You forgot the part where Artie lost Tony's money with that shitty wine venture and got his gay earring ripped out by an effeminate Frenchman trying to staunch him

>>80529028
he was painter

>>80529074
but that was Tony vulture extinct knowing that Artie was gonna end up losing everything.

Is it just about money with you Carmine, is that it?

>I'll crack him good. I'll ask for 100 grand.

100 grand for insulting my wife? What's next Carmine he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?

>He wants to fuck her?

I'M MAKIN A POINT HEEEEERE!

>>80528608
my neck, tone

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>>80528888
Chrissy killed someone because he wouldn't hang out with him.
Also checkedd

>>80529203
>Chrissy killed someone because he wouldn't hang out with him.
Who? The writer?

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>>80529173
>tfw Carmine was gonna kill his own underboss to protect Ralphie

>>80529173
Carmine wouldnt even authorise a hit on a guy a from an another crew when his underboss is screaming for it

>Tony wacks Pat Parisi's twin for talking shit
>Kills one of his captains over a horse
>Sends one of his soldiers to jail because he doesnt laugh at his jokes or suck up like the rest
>Kill his own nephew for doing drugs
>was gonna kill Paulie one of his oldest comrades because he was annoying and suspected he might have told johnny sack the joke

Tony was shitty boss, great captain but should never have held the top job.

>>80529225
Yeah he killed JT.
Chris towards the end just became a sociopathic cokehead.

>>80529318
Tony was as good a boss as anyone in his crew could've been. Syl started hyperventilating, Chrissy was too unstable, Paulie too selfish. Bobby would've been the next best choice, probably.

Most guys couldn't handle the heat, Johnny Sack lost the plot completely when he succeeded Carmine, after being a very steady #2 for three seasons.

https://youtu.be/N_BsfBKjaBY

>>80528888
CHRISTOPHA was the maddest animal of them all

>>80529318
>Tony wacks Pat Parisi's twin for talking shit
Also loyal to Junior

>Kills one of his captains over a horse
Pie was the last straw

>Sends one of his soldiers to jail because he doesnt laugh at his jokes or suck up like the rest
who?

>Kill his own nephew for doing drugs
Should have done it years ago.

>was gonna kill Paulie one of his oldest comrades because he was annoying and suspected he might have told johnny sack the joke
He did tell Johnny Sack the joke. He also killed an old lady in her nursing home for her spare change box.

>>80529434
>who?
He's talking about Feech

>>80529434
Paulie was the worst of them. You couldn't trust that cocksucker ever.

hierarchy of scumbags
just like in real life!

>>80529509
money flows uphill, shit flows down

>>80529509
>just like on internet message boards
fixd
on that note, who is this new tripfag? is he doing the community good? /tv/ ran the last cancerous trip outta here two-three yeas ago

>>80529364
>Tony was as good a boss as anyone in his crew could've been.
Hence why Jersey was nothing but a glorified crew.
the fact that that fat faggot Vito went from a nobody soldier in the Ciferetto crew to a possible front runner for boss a couple years later when Tonys in hospital, and that the likes of Baccala was considered management by the end shows how little they had to work with

>>80529434
>Sends one of his soldiers to jail because he doesnt laugh at his jokes or suck up like the rest
who?
Feech

>Should have done it years ago.
It wasnt even the drugs though really, it was because he had disappointed Tony by not living up to what he wanted him to be

>He did tell Johnny Sack the joke. He also killed an old lady in her nursing home for her spare change box.
He was still thinking about killing him just because he was annoying him

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>tfw the seat doesn't recline 12 degrees

>>80529395
he was loyal to his capo

>>80529563
When there's a power vacuum, it throws everything into chaos. Vito thinking that doesn't mean he was ever actually a real candidate.
>He was still thinking about killing him just because he was annoying him
Not annoying, but risking their thing through his loose lips. He always knew what a suck-up Paulie was to New York, and noticed how glib he was in telling stories to outsiders in Miami. And he did in fact almost start a war over the Ginny Sack joke, so Tony's suspicion wasn't entirely misplaced.

>tony was a good guy
>kills a guy that spent 20 years in the can in front of his wife and his grandsons

>>80529563
Chrissy was Janice tier selfish with his little side projects. And just like Janice, always on Tony's dime. Leaving a trail of shit for him to clean up. Sil ended up in hospital after a couple of days being boss and Tony had to deal with it all of the time.

Feech and Chrissy never showed him the respect he needed to run the family. It's not a democracy, it's a pyramid scheme with the boss at the top.

Paulie is only loyal to Paulie. You see it the best in Pine Barrens. He was also a giant pain in Tony's ass fighting with other people constantly and skimming money from the boss.

>>80529693
Anybody who says Tony was a good guy is an idiot and missed the point of the show

>>80529693
the same guy who killed his cousins husband and left Tony with the bill

>>80528683
All Italians you mean

>>80529775
Tony was a bad guy, but surrounded by worse guys

>>80529749
Chrissy woulda had Tony's back till the end if he didn't kill him

>>80529364
>>Tony was as good a boss as anyone in his crew could've been.
there are so many rats, so no, he is mediocre

>>80529803
List a better candidate, by all means

>>80529799
How was Sil any worse than Tony

Tony just pretended he was better by telling a therapist things.

You see Tony's true self when Janice finally tries to improve herself, and Tony gets jealous and bitter so immediately tears her back down

>>80529802
lol do you know what heroin addicts will do to feed their addiction?

>>80529364
Bobby could never run a crew he wasn't ruthless enough. Janice would have tried to run it by proxy through him I think that was her dream.

>>80529787
you mean he did what Tony couldn't do? Kill the fat bastard who spent his nights on a fag bar while his wife pussy was untouched for years.

>>80529851
Sil was a pretty average guy for the business. Tony is obviously a pretty childish and vindictive person but absolutely better than Phil, or Richie, and probably Chrissy, at the end of the day.

>>80529802
Chrissy was at the point of turning to the FBI. He hated Tony.

>>80528608
Tony B should have been boss

>>80529887
Bobby did what he had to do when he did the hit for the French Canadians. He showed potential to grow into the big seat, and Tony saw that.

>>80529900
He killed a made guy who was the best earner in another guys crew. Then he left the boss of that crew to pay for his widow and children for the rest of their life. Vito was a faggot but he was Tony's faggot.

>>80529917
Chrissy turned on the love of his life to protect Tony

>>80529954
Yeah and he constantly held that over him. He also made a slasher film about Tony getting murdered.

>>80529944
Tony not executing him is proof that it was nothing more than a gloried crew.

>>80529954
that was then, Chris got left behind by Tony, replaced by Bobby. The crew mocked Chris many times. Chris was gonna flip sooner or later and Tony deserved it. Thats how I originally envisioned the end of Sopranos with Chrissy on the witness stand pointing at Tony.

>>80529954
Yeah, I think if Chris was going to flip it would've been when Adrianna asked him to. The problem was, after she was gone, he literally had nothing else to live for, and became more reckless, throwing Little Paulie out the window, shooting JT, getting back into drugs, he became a loose cannon and not worth the trouble. As cold and dark as it is, Tony putting him out of his misery was probably one of the most pragmatic and sympathetic things he did.

who ate all the fuckin' gabagool

>>80530041
MOTHER FUCKING ORANGE CHICKEN

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This guy

>>80529954
>Chrissy
a fuckhead since the pilot

this shows that Tony can be a good boss only if he has a good crew, but he fails to manage the shitty crew he has.

Do you imagine Tony as the boss of NY ?

>>80530130
Too hotheaded and too forceful. He doesn't know when to eat shit.

>have never watched a single episode of the show
>can't stop watching scenes on YouTube

Feels like the experience would be ruined for me if I started it now, I've had so much spoiled.

What a great show though.

>>80530068
fucks

>>80530173

Nah watching it all in context is great

how the fuck was this show so good? so many themes, ideas overlapping perfectly. in the end you feel sympathy for violent sociopaths criminals.

Everyone agrees Season 6 is the best right?

>>80530385
I find it crazy on rewatch how season 1 feels so tonally different at times to the rest of the show.

I always wonder if it'd be as good if the actress for Tony's Ma didn't die in real life

>>80530385
Makes me so sad nothing will ever comes close

>>80530413
6B >>>> 6A

>>80530500
there will never be anything close, the world is too changed now for something to raw to be made.

>>80530698
also true
the Melfi rape scene? in 2017? forgetaboutit
Game of Thrones got raked over the coals for something not half as graphic

>>80530173
>reading youtube comments
>dude the dreams are so realistic xd
what sort of fucking retards watch this show

>>80530738
Game of Thrones aired in a different era. The term "rape culture" was limited to feminist circles a decade ago.

>>80531290
right, exactly. we've culturally regressed in terms of what we're willing to confront now. the racism and homophobia in the Noah and Vito arcs on the show would also probably be attacked now, too.

>>80531337
Despite the fact some criticise it Game of Thrones is more popular than The Sopranos ever was.

People are still watching it. A lot of people. I think the rise of the internet has just fed the publics intense desire for op eds that fit what seems like a just social narrative.

A vocal minority telling adults off for enjoying watching rape, murder and nudity on TV doesn't make them stop enjoying it.

>>80531508
I think GoT buys itself some leeway through taking place in an explicitly fictional universe, The Sopranos was very much rooted in the present day.

>>80531565
Drama has a lot of leeway too, if it was a sitcom there would be an uproar because it would be sensationalism. If Sopranos aired today there would be retarded Jezebel articles like "We need to talk about Dr Melfi's rape scene..." but it wouldn't impact the show.

It's kind of like how people complained there weren't enough minorities in Mad Men working at an advertising firm in the 1950s.

People are always going to bitch and the internet gave them this soap box but people are always going to recognise good entertainment.

>>80530058
you're a pathetic cock sucker anon, you can't do anything right.

>>80529787

He followed the code

Which Tony should have done

>>80530413
Why does there need to be a consensus? You fucking queer.

SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT!

>>80531924
fuck off reddit

>>80532048
you don't get to come back from your last fuck up, cock sucker.

Why wasn't Phil in the first 4 seasons? Was he on vacation or something?

>>80532236
TWENTY
YEARS

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did it hurt Phil to throw out his delicious gelator?

>>80532236
kill yourself reddit

>>80532236
He was away because you're stupid that's why. And jealous.

>>80532294
good luck forming a gel out of that retard

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you know Quasimodo predicted all this

>>80533280
>its a carmela and furio episode

>I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass


Phil was easily the best character in the last 2 seasons

s1 great
s2 really great
s3 still good
s4 going down
s5 getting desperate
s6 pleb tier filler trash.

>>80529318
Apart from killing Ralphie over the horse, he was 100% in the right over the rest, he's not the fucking manager of a wallmart, he keeps dangerous criminals in line.

Feech was moving in on paulies grass cutting money.

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Phil emerging from the closet to kill Vito was literally, figuratively, objectively and subjectively the pinnacle of telekino, prove me wrong

protip; you cant

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They say that no two memes on earth are the same

>>80533373
>I loved him, like a brother-in-law
fuck this show was so funny

>>80533496
>kino
opinion discarded

>>80533359
REEEEE

>>80533496

>coming out of the closet to kill vito

god fucking dammit, i haven't realized this until now

10/10 Bravo Chase

Am I the only anon that thinks they had more "sopranos" planned ?

The cut to black ending is brutal for such a pretty engaging tv show.

A feature length movie would have been a great way to finish.

In season 6 its like the writers/creators were starting to introduce more new character's ,AJ's new friends, tonys nu crew,etc

>>80533751
no, they were originally going to end it after season 4 before Chase's contract got extended.
the ending was perfect

>>80533736
kill yourself reddit

>>80533751
IIRC Chase said in some interview that he planned the cut ending for a long time, so I doubt they had more planned, and it was a pretty great ending imo.

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weekly reminder this guy gets the final kill.

>>80533751
There's nothing anon about being a 90's born reddit piece of shit. Get fucked faggot

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>>80533863

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>>80533895

Listen, you snot-nosed little shit!
I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh
when you were crappin' in your hands
and rubbin' it on your face!

Neo vs smith cuts to black
vader vs luke cuts to black
b4 Frodo throws ring in cut to black
all that time watching and there's no ending.

CARMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

>>80528608
>you'll never get to throw food at Vito

>>80533980
so did he just kill tony?
or the whole family ?
or everyone in the diner?

>>80528888
>he would kill Silvio and Paulie

Ok, I'll give you Paulie since he almost did him in, but Sil? Why would he want to kill him? He was even more loyal to Tony than Chrissy was.

>>80530068
>yous.jpg

But seriously, the casting of The Sopranos was spot on. Casting actual ex gangsters was fucking brilliant.

>>80534464
the season 6 casting is fuking awful anon.

>>80529029
Huh, I never really thought of it that way.
>>80529115
So he was one step ahead of Artic the whole time... heh

>>80534495
such as?

>>80533431
I still don't think he was 100% in the right when he killed Chrissy

>all these replies and still no yous.jpg posted
>still no carmelashutthefuckingdoor.jpg posted

Yous had one fucking job.

>>80534603
kill yourself

>>80530015
Well said.

>>80534627
GTFO of these threads if you're not gonna respect the culture.

>>80534601
you would if you knew what drug addiction did to the mafia irl

Remember when tony took the terminator T1000's son's 4x4 and gave it to meadow.

>>80530385
>get friend into watching the sopranos
>he says 'it's meh and like a mafia soap'
>he enjoys capeshit and wants me to watch secrets and lies

he's a nice guy but a huge finocchio too.

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>>80534697
like i said, kill yourself. there used to be good sopranos threads before reddit and memeing queers constantly shit them up, lucky if there's one good thread a week now

>>80534442
members only, anon.

He only killed Tony.

>>80534730
chrissy should have been whacked in season 1 when he sold meadow SPEED or methamphetamine.

>>80534821
GTFO already you little bitch.

>MUH RIVAL WEBSITE!

>>80533431
he killed her over the hooker, the horse was a metaphor

>>80534730
Are you in the mob?

>>80534822
anon carmela would have identified him (jacket guy) then the new boss paulie and his new underboos Aj would have started a war with new York

>>80534803
he was told not to off road it

>>80534850
regardless of where you're from you're still a memeing little 90's born queer, only here to shit up threads with your faggotry. fuck you reddit.

>>80534895
no, it's pretty well know the mafia ate itself alive over drug addicts ratting people out left and right

>>80534847
T never found out about that

>>80534921
Get the fuck out :)

>>80534967
you should have lurked more instead of making vain attempts to fit in.

>>80535033
Get the fuck out you little faggot bitch :)

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Pine barrens best episode

>>80529318
Killing Paulie would have actually been the right call from a business perspective. He wasnt loyal and told Sack about construction stuff so soprano crew lost lots of money.

>>80537165
fuck off

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>>80529604
underrated

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>>80528608
The way he throws the ice cream out of the car makes me fucking kek.

gelatorfag kill yourself

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>>80529454

fuck off

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>>80537281
WATCH IT VIDEO GAME CHRISSY

fuck it

I just finished watching it for the first time two days ago. I haven't watched anything since. What will fill the void?

>>80538623
nothing

>>80538623
all you can do is rewatch
nothing else on TV does it the same

>>80538623
Im Alan Partridge. season 1

>>80538396
fucking kek

>>80538776
fucking loser

They were a shit outfit. They all deserved to get fucked.

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>>80528882
>>80532060
>>80532311
>>80533843
>>80533895
>>80534627
>>80534821
>>80534921
Every fucking god damn Sopranos thread has one or two people repeating "kill yourself reddit" like what the fuck

>>80539335
I guess /tv/ hates reddit.

i just finished watching it now it was a shitty ending

did he died?

>>80534821
Log off! That cookie shit makes me nervous.

>>80539737
Christopher, you STOLE this laptop

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>He was gay, Gary Cooper?

>>80539876
I didn't see you rush to give back your fuckin' DVD playa, T.

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>>80539955
Did you tell him about Iron Eyes Cody?

>>80532294
when you dont have a banana peel but have to get rid of the cunt chasing you

>>80539335
It's the same guy. He posts it in other threads as well.