ITT We name a SINGLE movie where everyone agrees it's kino

Eyes Wide Shut

Paul Blart mall cop 2

>>80527638
no. Once upon a time in america or apocalypse now

>>80527603
Moonlight

Amadeus

The Truman Show

>>80527603

Rocky III

Vertigo

>>80527638
>>80527677
>>80527685
>implying the /v/eddit, /pol/ddit, and /co/mblr trash infesting this board have seen any of these

File: the-texas-chain-saw-massacre.jpg (3MB, 2000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2000x3000px

/thread

Commando

File: S70219-190548.jpg (183KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 720x1280px

>>80527603
Batman v Superman.

Conan the Barbarian

The Thing

Alien

>>80527799
YES MY NIGGER, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

Dr strangelovr

>>80527771
>>80527799
>>80527828
>>80527848
Kino

>>80527849
I know there are some faggots out there who dislike stuff like Conan but I've seen nothing but love and admiration for it here.

File: 1488960387404.png (88KB, 604x516px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 604x516px

Back to the Future

also these
>>80527771
>>80527848

Mortal Kombat

Paris, Texas

Thief

The Truman Show

>>80527603
Can we all agree that shawshank redemption is a classic? its a great feel good movie

Beetlejuice

>>80527603
Trainspotting

Das Boot

Predator

Drive

Children of Men

Watchmen.

File: a i.jpg (109KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 960x960px

>>80528010
>>80527978
>>80527973
>>80527921
>>80527913
>>80527828
>>80527848
>>80527799
>>80527685
>>80527677

This tbqh pham

Collateral

>>80528036
>>80528034
>>80528010
>>80527978
>>80527973
>>80527921
>>80527897
>>80527862
>>80527848
>>80527828
>>80527799
>>80527771
>>80527746
>>80527685
>>80527638
All kino.

>>80528051
Somehow I feel The Thing is probably likely the most admired and agreed on movie here, although a lot of /tv/'s favs are already listed in in this thread

File: ultron.png (796KB, 853x473px) Image search: [Google]

796KB, 853x473px

Avengers Age of Ultron

>>80528071
Yeah when people ask "what is kino", like I feel it can definitely include some art films, the more aesthetic ones, but kino often means stuff like Robocop but also like Michael Mann films.

It's hard to define still but I think we all get what it means. I think it's just an elusive word that describes really dope shit that falls into where taste has evolved these days.

The Brave Little Toaster

>>80528199
The Rover, Assault on Precinct 13, Bells from the Deep, The Raid and Lost River are all equally kino

>>80528315

Yeah kino is interesting. It can totally be really ponderous European films or 70s midnight movies or hyperreal post-genre aestheticism.

Like I was saying, I think it's kind of like "based", where it is just one of those slang adjectives that describes something good according to a current sensibility that has formed in the culture. That sensibility here as well as in other cutting edge circles being kind of an aesthetic, postironic, post-postmodern thing where there any genre or experiment or high or low brow material is fair game but then there's a very genuine enjoyment that's somehow weird but not exactly snarky and ironic (like think of baneposting... it's weird but it's not exactly irony, it's as if we genuinely love baneposting and I think actually do)

Videodrome

>>80527603
if dubs then Fury Road

WITNESS ME

>>80528071
SHUT THE FUCK UP

the fellowship

File: MomandDadSavetheWorld199212_zpsf0455356.png (1MB, 1024x588px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1024x588px

Only one option really.

Road Warrior

File: 1473755098939.jpg (79KB, 450x650px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 450x650px

>>80527603
If you don't agree, you're literally human GARBAGE, so by definition this movie is 100% kino.

Robocop

>>80528544
i dont agree

Mulholland Dr.

>>80528584
Then you're human garbage and your opinion is disqualified. 100% kino rating remains.

>>80528584

(different anon)

What don't you like?

Chungking Express

File: 1489659561445.jpg (97KB, 1000x1067px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 1000x1067px

this

Badlands

I'm impressed that /tv/ has effectively evolved past its old fedoracore taste, to replace it with an appreciation for all things KINO

>>80528258
Underrated

Also. Inside Llewyn Davis

Blade Runner

Apocalypse Now

File: chi.jpg (56KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 300x450px

(You) literally, ironically can't prove me wrong

hiroshima mon amour

Upstream Color

>>80527677
>77
Star Wars was release in 1977

>>80527880
>faggots who dislike like Conan
Faggots every one of them

File: 1487879310820.jpg (1MB, 2886x1400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2886x1400px

>>80527603
The Dark Knight Rises

>>80529502
>02

Whoa. Attack of the Clones, man

>>80529526
I think you occasionally get these cucky, bespectacled Communistic nu-male critic types who get all "Oh, Conan's politics are soo problematic and its masculinity is really toxic, oh deary me!" but those guys are such faint little non-entities who cares.

>>80529555
you're a big repeating post number

>>80529582
And anyways, those faggots don't hang out here.

This is Conan territory, nigga

>>80529555
Have we started the digits?

wake in fright

Full Metal Jacket?

>>80529555
TRIPS?

So a /tv/ Film Festival would basically show:

The Thing
Conan the Barbarian
Alien
Drive
TDKR

...Correct?


And could probably throw in several other films in this thread, but those seem a safe bet (TDKR for the meme value, but still).

>>80529673
>>80529240
These are both great but they're both "what? that's the end? really " movies

>>80529711
WAS GETTING DUBS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>80529720
really?*

>>80527603
/tv/ judges movies by the amount of memes that came out of it. So American Psycho and TDKR

File: crashing this plane.jpg (59KB, 1024x440px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1024x440px

>>80529603
uuuu

>>80529786
I'd say thats a fair metric for criticism. Whats the worst film using this rating then?

>>80529618
The digits rise, brother

File: 1487915623524.jpg (72KB, 882x624px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 882x624px

>>80527872
>>80528051
>>80528071

>>80529786
I think /tv/ also likes badass aesthetic genre movies and stuff that could be described as high sensory or high energy, that are probably the opposite end of the spectrum from a more quippy, pandering 'reddit' sensibility, and lacks any kind of serious, guilt-laden social message.

File: IMG_0586.jpg (58KB, 295x438px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 295x438px

This surpasses all other film listed here.

>>80527679
>>80527715
>>80527735
>>80527746
>>80527771
>>80527799
>>80527894
>>80527897
>>80527921
>>80527943
>>80527955
>>80527968
>>80527973
>>80527978
>>80528010
>>80528034
>>80528036
>>80528040
>>80528059
>>80528125
>>80528258
>>80528502
>>80528537
>>80528541
>>80528544
>>80528569
>>80528644
>>80528742
>>80528932
>>80528952
these are terrible
feel shame
fuck you

>>80529936
>Vertigo
>Thief
>Road Warrior
>most of these
>terrible

Also, I'm sure that Moonlight post was a joke.

>>80529858
Probably something like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

All movies are terrible

File: akira.jpg (483KB, 1940x1353px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 1940x1353px

Akira?

File: 1441804312425.png (292KB, 383x441px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 383x441px

>>80529834
nice

File: GARFIELD.png (84KB, 223x280px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 223x280px

>>80530000
QUADS?

File: IMG_1809.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

Kino?

>>80529936
>robocop
>terrible
Who hurt you anon?

>>80527603
Wake in Fright
The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
Das Boot
Lawrence of Arabia
The Hunt

>>80530108
I think the guy was just trolling.

His "opinion" doesn't count.

>>80527603
unironically https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPghi

>>80530000
nice. very impressive

Any of the first 3 Indiana Jones movies. Comfykino

File: IMG_9692.jpg (510KB, 2000x1208px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 2000x1208px

>>80529997
Superior Javanese shadow puppet animation featuring iconic bright red mechanised transportation coming through.

>>80531166
>sea-planes are cool: the movie

Eh, it was pretty good. not as good as nausicaa, mononoke, laputa or kiki though.

File: upset anime girl.gif (480KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 600x450px

>subtle recommendation thread

>>80531459
And it really distills /tv/'s favorite recommendations too.

>>80528688
Incredible piece right here.

>>80531499
There was an interview recently with the Lasagnacat creators Fatal Farms, and they say that guy did the monologue in one take. Total fuckin pro.

>>80531534
Here btw:

http://nerdyshow.com/2017/03/nerdy-show-interview-fatal-farm-returns-to-lasagna-cat/

>>80531534
I heard this too. Fucking amazing. What a legend.

I'm having a look at the Sex Survey Results video. Just try to imagine how long and tedious it would have been to open the door for every person that called. For almost 5 fucking hours.

>>80531610
Yeah they actually went really in depth discussing their whole work process, including on making and shooting the Sex Survey one (which they actually made up as they went along) and how they did that shot going to the door, in the interview >>80531599

File: heat.jpg (181KB, 800x1178px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 800x1178px

Most kinoest kino there is

File: 1482204865067.jpg (111KB, 1062x600px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1062x600px

End of Evangelion

>>80532003
No one can deny that Heat was pure GREAT ASS

>>80527685
Kino

Crank

>>80532114
What is this fucking garbage? Take this tr/a/sh cartoon back to where you belong.

Die Hard
District 9
Terminator/2
Predator
Goodfellas
Casino

Stardust
The Last Samurai
Rocky

>>80529502
good enough for me, I change my vote to star wars

>>80529936
You're somewhat correct but you're also dumb.

>>80532114
You gotta be 18 or over to post here bud.

File: AssassinationofJJ.jpg (118KB, 640x512px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 640x512px

Never seen anyone here disagree with this being kino

>>80527603
True Lies

>>80529688
Batman v Superman http://www.strawpoll.me/11824427/r

Escape from LA

>>80527799
Kino

File: kat.webm (2MB, 1120x806px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1120x806px

Jurassic Park

File: 42459-the-taste-of-tea-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg (32KB, 230x345px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 230x345px

The Taste of Tea (2004)
https://vimeo.com/50454141

If you like something quiet and weird in a gentle way...

>>80541512
and I posted the film without English Subtitles...sorry.

>>80529936
>replying to fucking everyone
> the typical, "these opinions i dont like!" comment
Ban all mass repliers when?

>>80531841
KINO

The Place Beyond The Pines