Let's write a screenplay, /tv/. One line at a time. >FADE IN

>We open on a young cuck and his bull

>It was just like any other day

>*Sam Jackson appears on screen*

>poo poo

>it ain't me starts playing

>FADE OUT

>someBODY

>sam jack shoots the bull

>cut to the Galactic Senate

>>80516011
a low echo fills the room as the murmurs of anticipation are heard. The Senate Cup winner is about to be announced

the winner is hitler

>hitler: it's good to be the king

>>80516303
But he is shot dead by an unseen assassin!

>HITLER
>Do you think Stalin will be going to the Olympic Games this August in Berlin - if so, will he become my new best friend?

>(Sarcastically)

>>80516378
hitler emerges from the shadows and slow claps " ja ja her assasin gute arbeit, HOWEVA! it vas a hologram"

>>80515576
>The BBC breeds the tight white pussy while the husband watches.

big booby bikini girl eva braun drops down from the roof and crushes the assassin's head with her thighs

> Juan Skywalker, the race-mixed grandson of Luke, is finally born. The force is immensely strong with him.

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

>>80516612
>ayo senior palpatino, chudon undesten dat is la forsa o plomo? As the words echo palpatine takes a step back. this can;t be happening!

>In ENGLISH doc

>*cut to title screen*
>Final Chapeter: Black Man, White Mans World

>from the son of the wife of the director that brought you the mummy

>>80517049
>starring the son of boyfriend of the director's mother

>>80515576
>WHATEVER YOURE DOING IT CAN WAIT

>Pan to the left, like waaaaaaay to the left

>enter fly

>interracial couple enters

>Like my Dad use to say, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. AND THIS OMELETTE IS GOING TO BE FUCKING DELICIOUS!

>dramatic pan up
>entire classroom: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!"

>and that interracial couple was OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown

>Even further to the left than that.

>PAVERU HAKASE

>CIA DESU

SMASH TO BLACK
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

>and why should I trust you?

"Looks like we'll have to take out the garbage after all"

>>80518102
>because it's quiet....TOO quiet...

BUT THEN

>AND

>indian batman crawls to mexican superman and gently gives his small mexican penis a tongue bath
this is from bvs 19: too gay to fail, amirite

>>80515576
>the anorexic midget pops out of the manhole with a tommy gun

>OGRE KICKS OPEN DOOR
SOMEBODY

WUZ

No your other left.

MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO