"President of what?"

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>>80512395

Deez nutz

>>80512395
Based Snake

>>80512445
HAH! GOT EEM

GOT EEM

>dat fucking ost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moTDTJxxpd0

Escape from New York is legitimately one of my favorite films of all time. I know much of it is satire and schlock but I still love it. To each his own I guess.

HEARD YOU WERE DEAD!

>>80512546
I feel the same way about LA. I like both equally and I would've been at the theater day one if Carpenter and Russell made a third movie.

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"What if I'm a little late?"

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Let's see where this thread goes.
One-eyed Kurt is based Kurt.

>>80512636
Me too brother. I'd still love a third and would be there dragging my buddies to the midnight showing.

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Escape from New York?

>>80512755
>>80512395
How do I style my hair like Plisskin?
I already have them thick and wavy, but they balloon on top instead of flowing to the sides when they're clean, they only go down when I sweat or they're dirty.

>>80513105
American Spirit, two packs a day

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>>80513105

Stop shampooing your hair. It removes natural oils your hair needs. A good rinse with shower water is all your hair needs.

Blow-dry while brushing it with a decent men's bristle brush into the style you want it.

Keep it in place with a grooming clay - something like the Aveda Men brand.

Then LIGHTLY hairspray just to keep it in place but not too much, then your hair will be sticky and "plastic" and your wife won't enjoy running her hands through it.

>>80513541
>don't use shampoo
>do use hairspray
>i assume you have a wife
gtfo

>>80513541
but make sure to get the overpriced Man's brush. or you'll end up a fag if you use a women's brush that sill be cheaper since it's not marked up for dumb ass fags who need to make sure they have only man things.

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>>80512636
>>80512988

Stolen from Carpenter by the director of Taken, starring Guy Pearce.

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>>80513728

You need a men's brush because they're made specifically for men's hair.

>>80513651

A light amount of hairspray is easily cleaned off in the shower.

>>80513105

Also, you'll get a more thorough clean in the shower if you comb through your hair under the water with a comb. Pic related.

>>80514372
>You need a men's brush because they're made specifically for men's hair.
haha let me guess you see these mens brush's?

>>80514523
>haha let me guess you see these mens brush's?

What?

The ending of LA was pure kino.

>>80516217
>chaotic neutral anti-hero brings Western Civilization to its knees by ushering in a new Dark Age

I thought the ending of NY was a bit better, understated,

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>>80516217
HE'S ENTERED THE WORLD CODE!

>>80512512
>Didn't even have electricity until 100 years ago
>everything for the last 500 years are gone

????

>>80516619
>the chaos that follows the Black Out will see the complete and utter destruction of the First World

everywhere will look like LA and NYC. I'd say destroying the modern world would be considered setting the world back 500 years

>>80512512
NY had the better OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to

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>>80512512
>Snake kills billions with the push of a button.

>>80514055
I legit enjoyed Lockout.

>>80517941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbi3Fosznck

>>80512395
>tfw that line is genuinely funny to you

>>80513105
hair gel and a stylist